Use Tetris like me to expand your consciousness | RGNC EP 143

Use Tetris like me to expand your consciousness | RGNC EP 143

Yay.
Yay. It’s me, Rival Gaz. Or am I YouTube season 4.5? Keeping it alive
here in Canberra. Real quick, guys, before we start doing Tetris today, I do want to
talk about what’s happening with the posts, with the little sneak peeks with
season five. So, pretty much it says here your
journey. So, where we’re up to is that everyone has just been like navigating
around trying to figure out what’s been going on. And I’ve been giving them
clues. So, it does say here, “Your journey to the bank takes a turn for the
worst. Accosted by a gang of bush rangers. They demand your loot.”
Lightning strikes during the altercation and sparks fly. You clutch the letter.
There’s a very important letter that has to code. It needs to be given to
somebody somewhere for season 5.
If this post gets more likes than any other post, you escape with your loot.
If not, you are critically injured, robbed, and beaten as you were in Far
Cry 5, which is pretty much what happened. And it’s been happening
uh nonstop. Here’s the image that we cooked up
today. Thought it was pretty cool. Look at this guy here. Little leak. Bam.
Who’s with the bush ranger? She wants the legs
and Sabbath P. He’s pretty He pretty much gonna die. We got five. We got
five. And I think the most is Oh, eight.
So, he needs at least three more. Otherwise, Yeah.
He cooked and he gonna lose all his loot. Ain’t that something else?
All right. Cool, kids. With that said though, Far Cry 3 is also on sale if you
guys are interested in what we’ve been doing with uh Far Cry 5. Let me get
Tetris going. Right click L to the G.
Thank you. Look at this guys. Tragedy strikes. Zero viewers, zero likes.
Zero chat, no view duration. Rest in peace.
This is streaming.
This is YouTube. Thank you, YouTube. Love you guys.
And don’t don’t don’t panic, guys, cuz like was it the other day?
Hey, man. Where’d it go? Uh, lost it. Was it yesterday? Yeah.
Yesterday, this was yesterday though. Yesterday was fine. It was dandy. You
know what I mean? I actually expect these streams into day every day this
happens. Every day is a blessing. And truly, guys, I actually love just being
myself. Even if I’m by myself. Coolest thing you
can be is yourself. Remember that. Okay, now I’ve yapped enough. Let us become
one with the internet. Close and close.
Yeah, we’ll just give this a like. Australia in a bit of trouble
apparently. Damn. Apparently, this guy’s a foreign
fake news loser. That’s tough. But yeah, I don’t want to talk about fake news. I
want to talk about We actually talking about any news at all on this stream
because we’ve been instead of reading the news, guys, we’ve been gaming. So,
uh, let me just minimize this. Let me get this.
I know. Nice and quiet. No, no music. An update file has been
downloaded. Do you want to close the game and update it?
There’s There’s an update. Why would version 2.05 S? Where did this
game get an update? Since when? Since how? Since
Cincinnati X. I’m actually really enjoying this
game, right? And yesterday I was yapping so much about a game that I adore called
Lumines. Lumines, right? We beat the basic challenge, but I have not uploaded
that bod. That was like season two, I believe.
And basically in the basic challenge you it’s kind of the equivalent of like
Tetris Effect the journey mode except uh hang on just going to click on a
different menu except that you beat the whole game. Place the pin on your location and it
will appear on the world map. I’m about I’m about here.
Let’s just say right in the middle of this
this little orange block if I can get it.
God, let me get this little orange block set. Rival gas fish electric
pagan flavor original.
We all just little fish level eight gas
car unit. This is actually kind of cool just like
going around. Hey, how come Japan
is in the dark? How come Australia’s in the dark? It’s daytime, guys. It’s
daytime. But America, not Europe.
What is happening, man? Crazy play count 195 times. This
guy played 20 times. This is weekly. Weekly ritual contribution marathon. 9 hours, 10 hours,
6 hours, [Music]
11 hours. Bro, what the fudge?
I’m kind of interested in this marathon, though.
5985 hours. Oh my god,
this is insane. Zone marathon.
Ultra. What’s ultra
sprint master score? Shout out to green tea. 303 lines.
Man, these these rankings are insane. I can change my avatar. Let me have a
look. Avatar
fish. I’m just a wee baby fish.
It’d be cool to get a different avatar, I guess. I had no idea all this [ __ ] was
in the game. Oh, apologies. Apologies. Orbit.
This 24-hour 24-hour rival gas orbiting stream. Orbit
the planet. Look at all these Tetris effect gods
blocked by James. RIP.
What’s going on over here? This is some kind of manoray. Who’s this?
Balaka fraction
AWS. Big talk.
Y Why y dota? Fat boy.
Matt the ghost. Neco Neko. Look at the Neco Neco whale.
Bro. Whoa, Daryl. We wenus. The little fish.
Rome slayer. Oh, they’re on. They’re smaller level than me.
Blowro. Oh, look at this one. Hi, Meow. Have you become one with the universe?
Hi, Meow. Also, hi Meow. All right, circle. Let’s play marathon
zone. Marathon ultra. Get the best score you can within 3 minutes. Clear 40
lines. Ridiculous. I can’t even pronounce it. Classic
score. High score. Quick play. Playlist. Playlist. Playlist. Playlist. Playlist.
Playlist. High score. Mystery.
I’m interested in marathon. Get the best score you can within 150
lines. Get the best score you can within 150 line limit with zone enabled.
Best score you can just within 3 minutes or clear 40 lines.
[Music] How do you get the best score you can in
3 minutes? What are the rankings? Let me just check.
[Music] Marathon was just clear x amount of
blocks. Oh, this must just be 9 minutes, not 9 hours. I thought it was just play
for 9 hours, which would have been insane. But Marathon and this was 59
hours, 85 hours. Do you just pause the game and then you keep playing or what?
This guy is a beast cuz it only took 10 hours to get over 100k. That’s
ridiculous. Same with this guy. This is 72 million points or whatever. 12hour
12-hour Tetris stream. How many points do you think I could get
if I did a if I just did non-stop? [Music]
I haven’t even beaten the game, but I’m kind of like
kind of like tempted. Uh rankings again. Hang on. [Music]
Journey Turtle. Journey Turtle. Mystery. Mystery. Mystery.
Classic. Score. Master Sprint.
Ultra was 3 minutes, right? So, basically, you you’re a god if you
can get like 100,000 in ultra. Okay, maybe I’ll try that. Not that I’m going
to get anything. And then zone marathon is [Music]
11 hours, 10 hours. These are some huge streams, man.
[Music] Shout out to Mr. Shy Guy. Also, there
was this one Aussie guy, Shivers. I really got to go and find his name, but
he made a speedrunning record in Super Mario Bros. 3. Please go to my Twitter
and find it, guys, cuz like I can’t remember his name, but I was I retweeted
him and everything. Okay, so basically scores over a
million. Well, and then hang on, hang on, hang on, hang
on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Rankings if Ultra So, this is the highest score you can
get in 3 minutes, right? So, if the ultra score,
[Music] where’s the ultra score?
Okay, if the ultra score 3 minutes is 100,000
and then the zone marathon, this is 150 lines.
Master classic score attack high score chill high score playlist high score all
clears earn as many clears as you can before
the time runs out. Where’s the mode where you just like play the whole game
type of thing? You know what I’m trying to say, guys?
Target countdown. How you going Lily the Lombax? Lily the Lombax is actually the
sweetest name. Nice to meet you. High score endless.
[Music] Let me have a look at the rankings for
this. High score endless. [Music]
That was mystery. That’s like 29 million or whatever. But you can get
100,000 in three minutes or whatever. Shivers. I’m kind of tempted, but it would be great just to beat the
game. Complete the journey mode on any
difficulty and See, I was
I ain’t going to do it on expert. I’m literally up to metamorphosis. I’m kind of tempted to just start the
whole game again cuz like how many levels are there? There’s like 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 11
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 26 Hang on. Let me out tab and just say
hello just in case they didn’t hear me. Hey, just in case you didn’t hear me say
I thought your your username was AW. Okay,
only like 20 levels. I might just start from scratch. Too many game modes. What? So, like in
Lumines, what I was trying to say before I got distracted with all the stuff,
hey, Marco, was in Lumines, the basic challenge is you beat all the levels.
So, like we’re going in deep. Oh,
sorry about that, guys. Someone’s banging outside. Let me just
Maybe I need to make some microphone changes, baby. If they keep banging, I
will cut them out. 3, two, one, go. Got to zoom my ass in. What’s What’s going on, Marco? Anyway,
you having a good day? [Music] Now, it was delayed today, guys, because
we had to do that inspection. Let’s let those folks come through and
have a look at the place. But like, uh, nobody nobody ended up rocking up. So,
this was all all good in the hood. Yeah. Lily rules. I don’t know. And I It’s not even
because I like Lombaxes. I’m just a nice person. Okay, what are we going to do? Anything?
As always, guys, anything you talk to me about, I’m right here. Otherwise, sit
back, relax, enjoy the flight. And speaking of flights, speaking of
flights, not sure if you guys heard, but all our
IV, all of Lady Gaz’s IVLP stuff is pretty much set. And so, what do we got
to do now? Actually, there’s some stuff that I got
to um there’s some stuff that I need to get
off my chest. Let me just say this like out loud real quick. Uh, one of them is
how um it’s don’t worry guys, it’s not bad.
This is just me being me, real Gaz talking, not rival Gaz. Rival Gaz has
like his own story and everything like this. You know what I mean? But I’ll
always make the distinction between myself, who I am, and rival Gaz when
necessary. But anyway, real gas talking. In order to go to America, cuz it looks
like we’re going to be away. I’m going to be away for over almost 2 months,
dudes. Like 50s something days I’m going to be on holiday for. And I was like,
“Oh my god, that’s so long to be away from stream and everything like this.”
Anyway, the way that we’re going to cook this
and make it work is I’m going to organize for and what I had
organized for was for my dad, believe it or not. And I know not everybody has
like the best relationship with their dad, but like I had organized for my old
man as we call them in Australia. He was going to come down and look after
everything for me, right? So that way I could support Lady Gaz and have my
holiday at the same time because she’s doing the IVLP.
She’s doing the IVLP and
that got rescheduled right to when our holiday
is meant to be happening, right guys? So um it’s right in the middle of it.
Anyway, I get a text from my dad pretty much in the middle of the night.
You know, I am literally just about to pass out. It’s been a good day. And my
dad goes, I don’t know if I’m going to come. I really want to um work instead,
actually, cuz he’s pretty much at retirement age. He was like, I’ve got a
chance to work and make some more money, so I’m going to go and do that. And I
was like, well, [ __ ] So, what does that mean? What it meant
was I was going to have to get in the car and then drive the 4,000 miles back
to my hometown. So, that way the dogs would have somewhere to stay and be safe
cuz like I don’t have anybody down here in this state to look after them or
anything like this. And that’s fine. It’s all good. We accommodated this. I I
was ready to do the stream and everything. take you guys with me,
travel across the country and all this stuff. That’s all good. Anyway, then the
old boy, he contacts me this morning saying, “Actually, I changed my mind. I
do want to come down there. I don’t want to work actually.” And I was like, “Oh
my god.” Okay. Stressing me the f out, dude.
But it’s all sorted down. The the most W thing of the lot is that
[Music] Thank you, Liis.
The most W thing of the lot is that he was willing to come down and and help
me out. You know what I mean? No questions asked either. He wasn’t like,
“Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.” He was just like straight away.
Straight away. And he was so excited, too. [Music] Hang on. I just need a long boy if I can
get one. So yeah, now he said, “Yeah, I’m
definitely coming down and everything.” So
there’s no stress. [Music]
Then I wanted to he was just going to come down on his own and I was like what
about mom but it doesn’t seem like she can get
time off work which is just a bit tough but you know
parents and stuff everyone grows up and everything guys it’s all set. So with a familial support we’ll
definitely be going on holiday. It’s all it’s all good to go.
is super exciting. Anyway, but yeah, 50 odd something days away.
The IVLP thing takes Lady Gaz um like 3 weeks or something to do
[Music] something about going to Florida and
Hawaii. So, I got to find something that I’m going to be doing.
I’m going to double check if I can and can’t stream or whatever cuz I’m a gamer
and I’m a streamer, right? So, I’m wondering I’ve got a just a sneaking
suspicion. Sorry for waffling on guys, but I’ve just got a sneaking suspicion
that if I remain unmonetized and we don’t make any money, then what’s the
difference between me playing video games in like a bungalow in the States
and me just playing video games at home here on YouTube? I think very little.
So, we’ll see. Maybe I’ll do something like that.
Believe it with me. I’ll cook, guys. I’ll cook. Don’t want you guys to miss me too much
while I’m away. But you know what they say, distance and
time makes a hypo fonder and everything like that. Also, for some reason, I just included a
lasagna on the thumbnail. I just kind of feel like lasagna.
There’s like this Greek lasagna that has like heaps of pasta in it. So, yum.
Can’t remember what it’s called. Pastitio, maybe. Did I just nail that? Yeah. Dope. Thanks, Marco.
I’ll include something. You know, I can at least like take some photos or make
like a a daily short or something. That’s all It’s all unpaid work, though.
Not that it really matters cuz we’re just chilling. Life is This is life now.
This is 2025. Life is amazing. FYI as well, I’ll probably have to say
this a million times, but if anyone wants to help Subpar Johnson keep his
loot in the little side quest that we’re playing on the stream, then you got to
comment on the post that’s on YouTube. Otherwise, like,
yeah, he’s going to get rolled. That’s going to change the story.
[Music] Kuna’s going to get that leg.
Hey, there he is. Really? What’s the concert? What’s the
concert? This is cool. We love concerts. Is he going to go to Coachella? [Music] I’d be willing just to accept likes. I
think likes is just fine. Depends how I feel if I’m a vengeful
spirit or not. Three days grace. Yeah. Nice.
Are they the people who sing I hate everything about you
Kek? Breaking Benjamin. What’s their song
again? Uh to be a teenager again. Would you go to that subs? Subs is the
big concert boy. you know, is all about having a good
time. Also, um, fudge.
I was just going to try to include include Lily, but Lily, if you’re
listening, like obviously, you know what I mean? You can jump in at any time with
anything. Okay, you’re all good. Know what Lombaxes are like.
Some of them are on the run actually. Fugitives. Oh, and the animal you become your first
concert. Decent. Decent. You got a band shirt. You got something.
Nah, bro. I didn’t beat it. What I thought I’d do is I’d just start the
game from scratch and then work my way to the final level like a Tetris god. But it doesn’t seem to let you um just
instantly progress. Oh, you got earplugs, dude?
Not to be a boomer, but like if you can bring some nice earplugs with you,
that’d be great. Check out Loops. I think they make special ones just for
concerts, but if it’s not too late, like just any old ones will do.
You don’t need them all the time. You do not need them all the time, but just
like even if you could give yourself like a a 30 second rest or a 1 minute
rest. I remember when I saw Taylor Swift at the errors tour, it felt all the none
of the women none of the women were like putting earplugs in. They were all going
[ __ ] deaf. So shivers. Sorry. They were all going deaf to Taylor, but I was
like, “Sorry, Tate. I’m keeping my hearing. Love you.” But like, yeah.
[Music] I didn’t put him in all the time. It was
just like I’ve actually, guys, cuz I’m I’m an audio file guy, so I’ve got like
really awesome hi-fi and stuff. I’ve actually kind of got like sensitive
hearing, so the the show was amazing, but like sometimes
it’s just great to be able to plug them in. I don’t know. It’s just something
about being like special in the head or whatever. You know what? You know, you
know what it is. [Music]
Yeah. Okay, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. You obviously got to do you, but if it
were me, fudge. [Music]
If it were me, I’d bring some. Maybe not even for myself. Maybe for the
comfort of others. But you’re all good. [Music]
Maybe they won’t play it that loud. Dirt track is also pretty cool, too.
Dude, I haven’t been out to a track in a long time.
There’s a place called Adelaide. That was the last track that we went to.
Actually, speaking of my old man, he made friends with this dude who um
his job was to look after the track for mud races, right? So every time they
were like doing mud races and stuff in order to get the track all like super
duper to put on a good show, they would like
get my old man and well my old man’s friend and they would go down and like
muddy up the track and stuff. Pretty cool job actually. Decent job. Really
great pay. And you got to go see the show for free. Oh, wait. Lily says you got is you
heading to the beach with Cineabar and my cousins for the for the last day of
summer. Oh, shivers. I thought you were saying you were going to go now. I was
like, see you. You got sunscreen? I got some sunscreen if you need some. Beach
day is a W day. Especially if you ain’t always going to the beach. I haven’t
been to the beach since I left my hometown. There’s no real beach down
here. But guys, maybe if times are good, if
times are good and the stream starts making money or whatever in the future,
I’ll take you guys to Bondi. That’s easy. It’s only a couple hour
drive. You know what I mean? So, like I could like get up at the crack of dawn,
do a IRL stream, drive us down to Bondi, have lunch, and then just drive back
home one day. Yeah. Well, I’m trying not to have any
racy thoughts about Lombaxes playing at the beach. Just trying to be well behaved.
Um, okay. I’m kind of cooked. Okay, I see where I’m kind of kind of
screwing things up a little bit. When was the last time you went to the
beach, guys? Okay. Can’t cook again. Beach guys. Beach guys edition. That’d
be pretty cool. Pretty cool addition, actually. Wait, we got 66. Hey guys, we’re just
chatting. We’re just yapping. Anything you guys want to yap about, I’m right
here. I’m Rival Gas. Nice to meet you. If I haven’t met you yet, it’s never too
late to get your uh daily dose of the gas. We
are gearing up for season 5 coming soon. So don’t get too comfortable with the
man on the green screen. Florida. Yeah, that’s pretty cool.
Wayne, what about Lily Pilly? What are they?
When was the last time they went to the beach? You reckon they bring coolers and
stuff and snacks and everything? Coolers and snacks? Snacktacular. Chris Braun says, “Tetris so easy.” Nah,
man. Tetris is demonic af. Are you a Tetris demon?
You a sweaty Tetris demon? The guy the wait the fellow guys who was
organizing the um executive apartment tour today, which I had to accommodate,
they actually rocked up today. Um, I was telling him I’m a streamer and all this
stuff and he was just kind of I could tell that he thought it was cringe, but
uh, you know what? I get to play a video game, [ __ ] not you.
Yeah. Anyway,
he was saying how he was playing COD, so we were able to like
bond over COD is not the right word, but you know what I mean. At least we had
something to talk about. I made him watch my stream. I put it on
TV. Ke, I enjoy my own content, guys. So, it’s
it’s actually hilarious. It’s actually hilarious. If you watch that Far Cry 5
playthrough and then you look at how we go about things, it’s so stupid. It’s
just funny. A man, I know. I just make myself laugh.
You look back and you see that old Gaz and you’re like, “Whoa, man. Is that me?
Is that what I sound like? Am I rival Gaz?
Who else could I be?” The shameless self-promo. Hey man, if
you’re going to come into my house, then strap on in or get
shivers. Where am I going with this? Just need to
avoid strapping anything other than this strapping young man known as Rival Gaz. [Music] Lily Pilly says, “I don’t know why I called him that. I
just like it.” That’s my favorite Lombax name so far.
Actually, my actual favorite Lombax is pink, but don’t tell anybody that.
[Music] Wouldn’t want to ruffle any feathers.
It was like 3 years ago. 3 years is a is a decent amount of time. Need a long boy. Long boy down. Rolling around in the waves. Nice.
[Music] That’s pretty cool. Don’t get burnt now.
[Music] All that fur.
Bam. That’s so funny. Have you been p Have
you been practicing your swimming? I haven’t been practicing my swimming in
ages, guys. And if you guys can’t swim, don’t worry.
I can teach you to swim. Actually, no. That’s probably not going
to be allowed on YouTube. No, no, no. I don’t want anybody to um for anything to go wrong or whatever. I
was just trying to also think like, you know, cuz there swimming styles. There’s
like the doggy paddle and stuff. And I was like, what’s the Rival Gaz swim
style? You know, I haven’t really thought about this in any great detail,
guys. [Music]
Yeah, you’ll be okay. You’ll be okay. You got you got um like surf lifesaver
boys or whatever. Like in America, we got I mean, sorry, in Australia, we got
surf lifesaver guys, the hunky spuds that come swim out to you if you get in
trouble. I think you guys got the same thing in
the States. Going to learn to swim rival Gaz style. [Music]
But I don’t even know what my rival gas style of swimming would be.
One style of actually one style of swimming that I do enjoy. No lie,
one style of swimming that I enjoy is the frog style, but I don’t know if you
guys call it frog or not in the United States. Marco, can you swim? Are you a swimming boy?
Or you land lober? Actually, I need to ask if he can swim. All the other lumbaxers can go to the
beach and paddle, but like if Subpar can’t do that, he might be incompatible. [Applause] Lily says they live in Ireland.
Shivers. I had no idea. Well, I don’t worry,
Lily. I will be completely respectful. I do not want to fight Conor McGregor. Like that’s going to be a showdown for
the ages. Must see me at the White House. Rival
Gaz Conor McGregor. I’m panicking.
Going to use my um special ability. Lily says they can swim.
You just don’t get much enjoyment from it. Maybe you just need a margarita or
whatever. Oh, guys, I just had a great memory of
like once when I went to um I was at a resort somewhere and they had
one of those kind of like pool bars, you know, where like you can you’re in the
pool and then like you can order your drinks there and stuff.
actually now just got all sorts of memories coming back to me. Old man Gaz.
One time when I was like, were we in high school? No. We had just
turned about 18 cuz that’s when you’re allowed to drink in Australia. But like
um one of the boys got himself a job at um this hotel in the city, right? And
the hotel in the city had um had one of these pools where you can
swim. You can like order drinks and stuff.
I fully remember. Um [Music]
Oh, actually I don’t fully remember. Don’t fully remember. That’s how that’s
how you know you’re having a good time. But I bet we had a lot of good terms. Oh yeah. No. Well, obviously and also
guys, drinking is overrated. Drinking and smoking is totally overrated.
And I’m actually going to say just go out on record and say like I actually
really love um I show Speed’s attitude about streaming and just like how
streaming should be fun and gaming should be fun and all of this stuff and
I don’t know. Thank you. Thank you Speedy. Thank you for carrying that
message because everybody else ain’t ain’t carrying that message or that vibe
no more. It’s always something to rather, you know, in this streaming
industry. Just having a good time and being yourself, man. That’s huge. I love
that. That resonates with me. So said he’s an expert swimmer. I think
he could probably swim in the fondue fountain. [Music] [Music] Cineabar,
how you going, champion? [Music] Hopefully your color is looking good
today. Looking nice in that light. I met your friend. I met your friend,
Lily. And I keep calling them Lily Pilly. I don’t know why. It’s It’s just
sticking with me. They seem sweet. No.
Tragedy has befallen the Gaz. [Music]
No. Kuna. Maybe Kuna is asleep.
[Music] because like it’s late over there in the
UK. Or maybe she just got too high off
coding. [Music]
She’s, you know, on that lean on that on that sprite. I’m doing okay. I’m doing okay. The
guys, everyone’s keeping me company and stuff. It’s It’s nice.
We move on Friday. It is Wednesday today. I’ll say that again. We move on
Friday. It is Wednesday today. I got like unlimited things to do,
but I’m playing video games with you. Wouldn’t change it for the world. [Music]
I need a long boy ASAP. [Music] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally moving houses.
You guys are going to love the new place. It’s not as big as like your old
houses in America. Obviously, you guys have like literal mansions and stuff,
but it’s a big place by my standards. So, hopefully you guys will join me
there. How you going, Maloo? How’s India today? Last night, guys, I ate burritos.
Ate burritos with extra fries. It’s called GYG Goodman Y Gomez. If
you’ve ever if you’ve never heard of them. Apparently, they are in the
States, but it’s like limited. Apparently, you can’t get them in
California. Don’t ask me why. I don’t I don’t I
don’t know. I don’t make the rules. I just eat the burritos.
Anyway, it’s like I haven’t had one of their burritos in weeks. And the reason
being is because of like this um this news story, guys, that broke. Believe it
or not. Believe it or not, it’s one of those food contamination
stories. And you know how like they’re always so spoopy when food gets
contaminated. Basically what happened was
uh somebody ordered a burrito and then they found a freaking battery inside the
burrito and I couldn’t imagine hoofing down a burrito and then being
like there’s a battery in here cuz you know that’s like two great fears. Two
great fears cuz obviously like you know you’re not
meant to be eating batteries or whatever, right? So imagine becoming a
grown ass man and then being like there could be a sudden battery appearing
inside your burritos. So I just couldn’t handle it. Okay, I’m cooked. I’m cooked
zone. Well, apparently oi apparently they did
a full-blown investigation. They did a full-blown investigation and what they
found was It was a dodgy food thermometer. So, the
food thermometer kind of like crapped out and then the battery fell out the
back of it into the food. And so, like they I think they went
ahead and replaced all the thermometers nationwide or something like this.
Or that could just be me trying to like put some positive spin on the situation. Don’t panic.
Don’t panic. Need a long boy. [Music] Keep building this up when really it
needs to drop. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mama mia.
[Music] stressing.
Count your blessings. Oh, gas. Sorry, guys. I’ll rehat in a sec. I’m
just trying to lock in. Oh yeah. Well, yeah. Well, that’s the thing. I
feel it’s just kind of a bit lazy from the guy who was making the thing. Pause. I don’t know, man. I’m just kind of into
it. Yeah. No, just like a little but button
battery thing. Oh, did you Google it? Factchecking the gas. Always fact check
the gas. You never know what I might say. I might say one Lombax is like
cuter than the other Lombax or whatever and then there could be a full-blown
galactic war. [Music]
Okay. Doing great. Doing great. [Music]
[Applause] [Music]
Okay. Focally doley. Okay. Decent. I need a long boy if
possible. Yep. [Music]
Uh, what am I doing here? Feel like some mistakes are being being made. Long boy
down. W. Oh, okay. I see where I’m going wrong. Okay. Secondary long boy if available to
me. No, that’s fine. Don’t panic. Keep it clutch. Okay. Need an additional long boy.
[Music] If I haven’t said so already, the the
dude who made Undertale, he’s going to stream Undertale on Twitch. So, make
sure you go check that out if you want to go support I haven’t finished the game yet. I don’t
know when I will. I think I’ll let the popularity die off first. I don’t do
things cuz it’s cool. I do things because I’m [ __ ] Post is at seven likes. Oh, you going to
make it. You’re going to keep all your stuff, dude.
[Music] I wonder if you’ll get rolled, though. Puna coming out against you. Ain’t that
something else? Hang on, pause. More random stuff. But
have you heard about the lady that killed her kids by giving them poisonous
mushroom? English teacher being random man he is talking about. He goes
collecting mushrooms. Yeah, there’s this whole murder saga that’s going on in
Australia right now. Like and the nation is glued to it cuz like nothing was
adding up. Everything was super sus. But yeah, in Australia they got we got super
duper mushrooms that will straight up kill you. Never go out foraging for
mushrooms, right? You don’t want to be like rival Gaz or real Gaz, you know,
being like some teenage tripper going out and like finding blue meanies.
No, no, no, no, no. You guys can just go and like in California or whatever, you
know, you can just get them shipped to you or whatever. If you’re over 18, if
you’re under 18 and watching this stream,
how dare you. Also, say hello to your parents. Tell
them you love them. And it’s Kuna, everybody.
Hi, Lombax. Yeah, there’s a new Lombax. But I said
you were my favorite Lombax and I said it before subpar said it. So,
[Music] Rael Gas for the win. How are you today? All Lombaxes, please
meet my first Lombax that I met. No, I made a mistake.
I can never recover. My reputation has been sullied. That one guy came in saying that Tetris
was easy. [Music] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No way. [Music]
Bomb back secretly hoping that subp part gets rolled. JK
wouldn’t want to cause any controversy in the uh
the Johnson household with the way that I be yapping. Okay, guys, keep it chill. Yay. Yes. So am I. I actually, look, I can
confess, guys. I actually love streaming to zero viewers. I do. And I always joke
about streaming to zero viewers. It’s just how I am. I grew up on Twitch, but
like, it’s amazing having you all here coming through, checking me out every
day. Thank you so much for choosing the per on rival Gaz or watch my streams,
one or the other. Participation optional.
Bam. Okay, the game’s going fast. Got to lock in. Oh, um,
trouble [ __ ] in. No, that was a mistake.
No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe I can recover.
Maybe. Oh, it didn’t it did not rotate. That’s
so unfair. [Music] [Music] Long boy. [Music]
Long boy. Bravo, guys. Hey, it’s Scuf. Hey, Scuf. How you
going, man? What’s the latest? What’s the greatest,
dude? Long time no see, everybody. This is Scuf. Well done. Did you get 10 likes on that
post? Ooh, Harry Taffy.
Harry Taffy. That’s an interesting one. Also, Harry
Taffy would probably be pretty gross. Season five news coming up soon. Scuff,
I don’t know how. Um, guys, so Scuf used to be one of my regulars and my he’s my
favorite viewer from Twitch. Uh he’s an incredible dad and uh an even more
incredible viewer. But basically um Scofoof,
we’re going to be heading into season 5 pretty soon, dude. So like if you’re
able to tune in to any daily streams, you’re more than welcome to tune in, you
know, but we’ll be doing everything uh live and direct on YouTubes.
You reckon Harry Taffy is expired taffy? Boy, I don’t even know when the last
time I even had taffy was. I’ve still just got these classic brownie bites
right here on my desk. [Applause]
Ah, yeah.
[Applause] Just enjoying that for some reason.
Don’t know why. Massive hypoo scuff. Massive hypoo. And
it ain’t going to be like this. No green screen. No green screen at all, guys. No
green screen. But I if I can, I guess. What’s going on? How you going, Dorado?
Where am I up to? This is just when the game just starts getting effing evil. Jeweled Bale.
So yeah, obviously I’m probably going to start losing now, but I’ll try my best.
I just couldn’t believe how good these Tetris gods are at Tetris. No lie.
Are you a Tetris god? [Music]
It’s okay if you’re not. I am rival Gaz. [Music]
Am I going to beat Tetris today? Uh, probably not,
but we’ll see. [Music]
I’m actually okay with not beating Tetris. It’s like
it’s decent to play. I don’t know how to say this.
It’s actually just decent to play, guys. Scoff. How’s your brother? Are you
there? Also, everything’s all a go for the trip
to America, by the way. Bro, I’m going to have to find something to
do with myself for 3 weeks, though, cuz Lady Gas has got the IVLP. Did you end
up googling what the IVLP is? [Music]
I’m not going to say it’s a big deal, but it’s also kind of a big deal. respect and credits where it’s due by
being chosen being one of the chosen one ones and you guys are also my chosen
ones and I don’t know if pink Lombax is there
but pink Lombax I just wanted to say your username definitely the best looking Lombax on the west coast Actually [Music]
have no idea what bombax looks like. I just know that they’re pink.
[Music] And it you know what? It doesn’t even
matter what you look like. Look at what I look like.
I didn’t choose this skin. Yeah, it’s happening, man.
And you know what? As part of the um as part of the IVLP program, apparently
Lady Gaz has to do a family stay where she gets to stay with like a uh
an American family. So, I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’m going to be
effectively homeless. I’m going to be like staying under the
underpass or whatever. You know what I mean?
I got to find something to do, guys. [Music] I need to like do something about my
skin. Actually, my skin’s like I know I’m very self-conscious about how
I’m not the best looking guy. But you know what? I’ve said this a million
times, guys. It’s not my job to look good. I am your better by comparison.
Yeah, basically you could be feeling like a
seven, but if you’re standing next to rival Gaz, you’re a nine,
I’ll give you those bonus points. Oh no, this is this is bad. Really
really bad. Not like Michael Jackson bad either. Long boy activated.
Is Kuna there? Kuna, I just want to say your username, too.
Hopefully, you get to keep that leg kuna. But by the looks of it, Subpar
managed to get a lot of likes on his on his thing unexpectedly, too. I fully thought he was going to get
KO’ed by those bush rangers in the post. [Music]
Are you saying like I need to make a YouTube a YouTube video called Gaz says
the darnest things? Like that thing that used to be on Comedy Central or whatever
in the States? Did you guys get that in Ireland? Maybe you guys got that in
Ireland. We going to see a lot more ugly gas in
season five. That’s for sure. Cuz we’re going to go IRL style.
[Music] And no guys, I didn’t take rolin today
or anything like that. You guys can though if you need that for
your gaming. Can you imagine how much of a gaming god I would be if I was on the
juice [Music]
rival Gaz was juicing. And also guys, please tell me if you’ve
got a favorite juice. If you’ve got a favorite juice, I would be interested to
know what it is. And it’s a juice, not drank juice. Must be actual juice.
And if you don’t get actual juice where you’re from, maybe I don’t know what
what what can we do? Can we organize some juice?
Was it juiceless? Oh no. Um Oh no.
I just need one long boy. Long boy. No, this is what I have to do. Goed
[Music] pajama guys. You guys want to see what?
See my my jammies? Let me go and get them. They’re really
faded. Bomb backach says orange mixed with
cranberry juice. Aren’t you posh? You like iced tea? Like sweet iced tea?
When we talking about iced tea? I hear Lombax is the juiciest.
Surprised they didn’t say some kind of space fruit.
Yeah, these were my jammies, guys. I still have them from season 2, but
they’re pretty they’re pretty scuffed nowadays.
They also kind of smell. This is what I was wearing when I had to
give that dude the house tour the other day. I was telling Subpar how these um
these uh gentlemen visited the house and like I didn’t get a chance to get
changed so I had to give them the tour. I actually also really like tea as well.
Okay, I’m going to shop put this over to my bed lers.
Absolutely love jammies. Jammy Gaz season 5. Maybe you shouldn’t really drink coffee like
that. Just sounds weird. Honestly, there’s no right or wrong, is
there? Is there Lou? Don’t all have to follow these
trendsetters in California. Rival gas said juice, so I decided to
say multiple juices. Well, I’ve been trying cuz like Subpar
Johnson like his ASMR is off the charts. I’m not sure if you guys have ever heard
him burp, but like yeah, it’s cinematic. [Music]
He’s slightly conscious, self-conscious about that. That’s why I said it. Vicious. Okay. They need a long boy.
[Music] Lil says because if mixes count it’s
probably and banana, but if it’s singular fruit flavors, it’s
definitely going to be good old apple. Do you drink cider?
We were talking about cider the other day.
I haven’t had a good cider in a long time because like I haven’t had a drink
in a long time. But yeah, I could go for a cider. If they’re sparkling,
anything with bubbles is a yes from me. Go speed. [Music]
Oh my god, I to I totally totally scuffed it to the max.
How am I even alive now? I need a long boy. I’m in so much
trouble now. RIP. Okay. Two. [Music]
That’s what I get for feeling cool just for a split second. Okay, I need I need I don’t know what I
need. Let’s go try play. Cool. [Music] Okay. A long boy down there would be
choice. Don’t know if it’s going to Yep. Bam.
Uh wow. [Music] Uh, long boy. Oh, that’ll do. That’ll do. Same. I’m hooked. I think I’m cooked though now. Oh no, Gaz. Huh?
I I might need to zone right off the rip. Not that I can do much here. Yeah, I’m pretty much dead. Hey,
tragedy has befallen the Gaz. He was confident, but confidence is not
enough. No. What was my score? Did I get anything? Good night, Lil. Thanks for hanging out
with us. Take it easy. Uh, well, you chose a pretty cool one to
watch. Rest well. Have a good day tomorrow.
The sky is the limit, everyone. Well, technically they’re from outer
space, so whatever
whatever galactic equivalent you guys say from outer space.
Peace. Time check. Okay. No, I still got a
little bit of time before golf. Golf usually drives away all the girls. Drop it. Okay. Be great to get another
long boy. Oravoir.
What What do they say in Ireland? They’ve got their own language, don’t
they? Is it just a [Music] [Music]
Is it after dark already? Pink glow backs. They lose the ability to spell after
dark. Happens to the best of us. [Music] Okay, I’ve got huge hunger pangs right
now. I’m very hungry.
Ain’t even making this up. [Music]
Hunger high. I am gated. Man, this game trippy af.
Why didn’t I put it down there? Mistakes were made. Mistakes, I guess. Oh. Oh. RIP. Okay. Don’t panic too much. Swag. Swag.
[Music] YouTube just being very generous today
or what? Guys, as always, anything you want to yap about, I’m right here. If
not, I’m going to lock in and try to beat Tetris. [Music] How do I keep building this up? Yikes. [Music] I feel I down. [Music]
Heat. Hey. Hey. Hey. [Music] What the fudge?
Freaking evil game. Fudge. I’m running out of space. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music]
Yo yo yo yo. That’s crazy. No, I’m dead. I’m dead. It’s going too quick. Valley in effort. No shivers. Old man Nardis says, “I can’t
tell if this is rage bait.” Hey man, when you’re old like everything is rage
bait. Just try to have a nice day while you still can. All right, let’s go. [Music]
I was secretly planning to listen to drum and bass while doing this,
but I’m still not over the soundtrack just yet. Hunger levels rising. [Music]
I Fudge. W. Let’s see if I can just squeeze this one
in there like that. Same with this one. Like this. Okay. Now we starting again. Okay. Okay, that was a total mistake. I need a long boy ASAP.
[Music] Long boy.
Okay. Supplementary long boy when [Music] boy hit it. Uh kind of scuffed here. kind of scuffed. Totally scuffed. Okay, it goes faster than this. Goes speed 12
or whatever, right? I don’t have any long boys, so I’m going
to have to just try form a new line somewhere.
right here. No, I’ve just fudge.
Pathetic. Can’t recover.
Or can I? I got no zone.
[Applause] cooked. Shivers
goes to 15. Oh man, I couldn’t even imagine doing 15.
15 is gnarly, dude. I think in that at that point I don’t
even know what you’re doing at that point. Some Tetris god would know
exactly what they’re doing though. I wonder where I went astray. So subs, did you get more than seven
likes or whatever? You were able to keep your stuff. Is that right? Is that the
story so far? [Music] Good work.
I was not expecting that at all. I totally was not expecting that at all.
Wasn’t expecting you to die though. I think that’s pretty cool, guys. [Music] I [Music]
hey [Music] [Music] ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah All
[Music] right. [Music] Fudge. How did I wreck this? How did I
wreck this? up. Hey [Music] Yay. Well, actually, it’s so funny because
like what old man said, I remember watching a speedrun of this game like
ages ago, like way back in ancient history, and like
one of the commentators was saying like they build up on the right or they build
up on the left and then they just kind of strategize around this.
And then it’s cool to see it set again in chat. Give me one second, guys.
Basically, I don’t know how to say this. I’m just going to sound like I’m like an
elitist douchebag. A And you? Uh, but like when I drink my coffee,
it’s just not the same unless I’ve got like some sparkling mineral water to go
with it. So, let me go and get some sparkling mineral water and I’ll be
right back. There’s nothing else we have to do,
right? subs and the chat. Get out of here, rival Gaz.
What are you doing talking [ __ ] in my stream? Man, them mushrooms be something else in
California. What are we up to?
Sunset breeze. Summer breeze
makes me feel fine. Rolling through the jasmine
in my mind. [Music] Why did I start doing this? Need to
build up on this side or whatever. Need a long boy ASAP. [Music]
What am I doing? This is not what you’re meant to be doing, Gaz. Gaz. No. Idiot. Why? What have I done? How? What? How did I get myself in this
situation? [Music]
Oh my god, dude. Just retire from streaming, man. Okay, reset. Reset.
Reset. I don’t even know how I’m still alive. Uh, what the fudge
[Music] Feed.
[Music] [Music] [Music]
Can’t even remember what a five sounds like.
[Music] [Music]
Yo. Oh, what’s good, man? WSV. [Music] All right, subs. You just gave me an
idea with this bifury of yours. What’s the latest? What’s the greatest,
Josh? Okay, I need a long boy.
[Music] [Music] We’re moving in a couple of days, man.
Getting moving into the stream house. Is this going to be good? One of the kiddos said that they’re
going to their first ever concert. Do you remember your first ever concert? Okay, I need a long boy ASAP. Fudge. Okay, I’m cooked. I’m cooked.
Long boy is down. Can I zone it? One sec, guys. Just locking in. [Music] Oh yeah,
you know the long blocks. That’s what Kuna calls them. I like calling them
long boys too foruna. Sorry guys, my hair is all over my face. [Music] Who do you guys remember who that guy
was who was like I’m 6′ 9″ or whatever? You know, he was like a the iron giant.
He’s just huge. [Music] Shout out to whoever that kid was.
Can’t be easy being so tall or what? [Music]
I see. [Music] Also, shout out to Rush Easy. I see he
is like streaming streaming hard, [Music]
even though like we’re not kicking anymore. You know what I mean? Respect
where it’s due, guys. [Music]
Think I’m dead. What am I? Where’s my freaking long boy? A man, this sucks. This s such a
terrible feeling when like everything collapses. [Music] All right.
Oh, rip. [Music] [Music] Freaking ages away.
They don’t know how to recover. [Music] RIP. [Music]
Scuffed. Super dead. Okay. Send it. Fudge. Wait, wait, wait. At least give me like
5 seconds. Uhhuh. Uhhuh.
Just checking all my emails and stuff, though. Got to keep going, guys. Uh, mail. Okay. Okay. Looks like everything’s all good to go,
guys, with the Streamhouse. Just getting confirmations and everything. Also,
shout out to Jean Park, the video game columnist for I think he he writes the
reviews for the Washington Post. I like you, Jean. I do.
He just really riding that Silk Song wave right now, guys. And nothing happening on LinkedIn
either. just got to close the big the biggest the biggest local news uh in my
town right now, guys, is how all of these uh and this might this might sound
racist, so I apologize if it does. not a racist person, but
the world is. So, there’s like these uh people from
India that have like moved into the some of the suburbs here in CRA and they’ve
found like some bylaws that they can skirt around. So, they’ve pretty much
gone ahead and opened up a freaking quickie m
inside of their
of their garage, right? you know where you guys meant to park
your cars and stuff and now everyone is complaining about it
and apparently like it’s catching on quick that you can like get away with
running your own shop in your uh garage so instead of parking your car in there
and stuff you like got refrigerators and cookie m [ __ ] Yeah, I need a long boy.
[Music] [Music] Oh yeah, doamine.
[Music] [Music]
H mistakes were [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]
Man, freaking suck. [Music]
as well. Zone it or what? [Music]
Ah, shivers. Oh my god. Why the fudge did I do that? It just
starts. I don’t know. I just can’t react in
time, you know? I was doing really well and then I just
[ __ ] everything up. Sorry, guys. So funny.
Okay, I guess this is going to be my new line.
I don’t know how to what you do when you’re meant to recover.
[Music] It’s the same freaking thing. I guess
that’s a new line. [Music]
That can’t even go in there. Okay, that doesn’t go in there either. Okay, that
doesn’t go in there either. Scuffed it, man. How’d I just make that
critical mistake? Small brain. Ant-ized brain [Music] of gas.
[Music] But I’m cooked now, obviously. [Music] [Laughter] Pause. Okay. One sec. Think I’ve had almost my coffee limit. [Music]
Also, not sure if you’ve seen in the news so far or not, but some Aussie got
Aussie reporter got in trouble with the with the dawn today asking him some
pointed questions. I do agree with the president though. I
think he made made Australia look bad. I don’t know what he was trying to prove
by asking that question. I just don’t know what he was trying to
prove. [Music]
cuz it started off good and then it was like he was trying to get him or
something. [Music] [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music]
[Applause] [Music] [Music]
Man, swag. Dopamine. [Music] Okay, focus. What’s happening very
quickly now? That’s weird. Oh my god. Ah, [Music]
ah. [Music] [Music] war. [Music] Fudge, dude.
[Music] [Music] Unbelievable.
That mistake was so critical. [Music] Go [Music] Are those planets colliding?
Is that what’s going down? Gnarly. Oh my lord. Oh my gosh. I got to stop doing that.
Making very simple mistakes, costing me
everything. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Okay.
Pressing some buttons. Doing funky stuff. Maybe I can recover. Maybe. [Music] [Music] RIP.
RIP. [Music] [Music] Oh my gosh. How do I keep scuffing this? Wow.
Cooked now though. And speed level 15 is ridiculous, my dude.
That’s some I show speed [ __ ] Level 11 apprentice.
God, can you imagine a Tetris master though?
It’s totally different animal or what? [Music]
Doing the wrong thing. Subs, are you around, dude? Do you feel like golfing? I don’t know if I’m going to beat this
or not. cuz this is basically the final world. So,
[Music] my skills are like just enough to get to
the final world. [Music] No, let’s golf,
guys. Let me just quit. Going to golf, guys, cuz it’s like
pretty much 3:30. It’s going to take 5 minutes for subpar to get ready. So,
what this means tomorrow is that I’m going to do Starfall, Balloon High,
Mermaid Cove, Orbit, Stratosphere, and then Metamorphosis. I’ll probably end up
doing it tomorrow. I’m like intentionally not playing new games or
cool games or anything like this because I’m intentionally not trying to be new
or cool. I’m just trying to be myself. And we are moving stream houses or
stream locations very soon. And there’s just a lot to
manage, guys. So, thank you very much for your understanding. Thank you so
much for joining me for more Tetris today. I absolutely adore the fact that
we got 589 views, even if it means that our average watch
time is demolished at 1 minute and 50 seconds. I miss those half an hour,
hour, 2 hour, 3 hour, 4 hour average watch times, guys. I I really do. But it
ain’t a competition. It ain’t this that or whatever. If you want to play Tetris
Effect, you can buy it for about 50 bucks or less or play it on a
PlayStation Plus. That’s how I’m doing it. Boft.
I’m jump into the Discord. Yeah, you guys see this. And Zap didn’t
say anything about it. Hey, that’s so sus. Better not be Zap. Okay, where’s EA Sports? Let’s get ready
for GFU. And I better update the title, too, everybody. Seven likes. Thank you
so much. Looks like Subpar’s post got more likes than what I got, which is
absolutely crazy, but not unexpected. He’s pretty popular. He knows all about
the virus and go on virus on the internet. Okay. Save mix. Save. Save.
Jump into prime time. Fire up EA. And the EA launcher and the Ubisoft
Connect launcher like pretty similar in pallet. Say
you reckon they’re made by the same people? Let me just pull this down here.
Do some cheeky scrolling in the meantime. My whole feed is going to be filled with
this um reporter situation. What’s this? Limewire has acquired the
rights to the fire festival after a winning bid on eBay
for $250,000. Hi subs. How you going Wayne?
What’s going on? Not much. Chilling being chill.
Didn’t beat Tetris. I mean, I don’t know how you thought you
were going to get through that entire even if you perfected everything. It
took you like three days to get to where you are now. So,
I think I did decent. There’s some improvement there, but I agree with you.
You’re probably a little too ambitious. You did you you got three days worth of
gaming in in one day. So, yeah. I mean, for sure you got the hang of it. That’s
that tumor of it. Thanks, guys.
The end of it, the only thing that seemingly
kind of going against you is like one person was like, “Hey,
build it up from the right or left and you’re like, “Yep, I’ve heard this
before. I’m going to try this.” And then just like you completely you’re like
brand new strategy in the middle of stuff that’s already working. You know
what I mean? So, you’re like now you’re having to relearn
your own games, the new game style. But I think I think you’ll be fine. I think
you’ll beat it. I’m wondering if I have what it takes to
get a high score or if I’m just not that. I I mean, if you want it, then yeah,
I’m sure you can do it. There’s lots of things in life to want
YouTube. I Well, yeah.
A high score or a black soul. Make your choice, Justin Bieber.
Like, we saw stuff today, so let’s go out to
abandoned dunes. It’s up to It’s It’s totally up to you.
I mean, cuz you know, it’s like if you look at any
other game you or both of us have played together where we’re like
set like a goal, like a legitimate goal, like it’s met, you know, Robo Quest,
Hades, like it’s it’s all the same. It’s it’s Tetris. It’s like just a just uh
not simpler in the way of play, but simpler in the way of design. A simpler
version of that. So, I’m sure you could get a high score if you wanted it, you
know. Um, you hear this chat, he’s calling me
simple, simple gas. I appreciate I appreciate the ideas.
They’re wonderful ideas. We can do it, guys. All things are possible
here on the central coast of Oregon. Alongside Frank, I’m Rich Learner and
Frank, you look out at this magnificent complex here in Oregon Scotland.
What are you thinking about when you’re getting ready to play a link style
course like this? What’s the best shot I can take with my camera around the golf
course? So, yeah, it’s stunning. But link golf’s fun. Let the ball go to the
ground every now and again if you’re in trouble with two mines. Nothing wrong
with letting that ball bounce a little short running its way up onto the green.
You think you’d really be a gamer if you don’t like Tetris?
I would disagree. I actually uh
is it just one of these things? It’s kind of like do you like sports if
you don’t like baseball or football or something? You know what
I’m trying to say? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think the game
designed really well. Like it’s like it’s got like decent music. The visuals
are like, you know,
addicting in the way of like how visuals should be addicting. It reminds me a lot
of um I don’t know if you ever played Geometry Wars, but it reminds me a lot
of Geometry Wars. That’s a crazy bunker. All right, so that one’s
That’s a crazy bunker to get into. Test is this here at the first Frank.
Well, I was hoping for the fairway. That didn’t happen. Now he’s in a bunker.
Very scenic situation you’re in here at the abandoned dunes.
This is Scuff’s location. 60° wedge finesse.
You also heard back from the embassy today, guys. So basically after Hawaii,
Lady Gaz is going to be flown back to California. They were like, “We can fly
you other places or whatever.” But I don’t know. I don’t feel like asking,
you know. I was just like, this is what they did, so this is what we’ll work
with. An early barometer of his day to come.
His second to this opening. So now I’ve got some parameters.
Very cool. Kind of Baja Blast, guys. So, it’s
looking like get there and then we get two weeks,
then she’s going to go her way for 3 weeks, then I’m going to go my way for 3
weeks, then we’re going to rendevous and then we get one week.
And so, originally it was a it was a month,
right? Yeah.
And now it’s That’s crazy. You’re going to get a good amount of time, dude.
Yeah, man. I’m going to be there for a while. I don’t know how I’m going to
survive, but I’ll figure it out. You’ll be you’ll be fine, dude.
I’m I see this homeless shelter out there somewhere.
There are uh Bah friends that Mountain Dew.
Plenty of ways, dude. And there are plenty
I don’t know. There there are plenty of places to stay that aren’t like
ah that’s how you can take advantage of this course. Big drive, fine bunker
shot. and a good look coming up for a three.
You know, there’s no reason to stay in Hollywood, you know? There’s no reason
to stay in like Santa Monica proper the whole time, you know? Like there there
are ways to like not have to be in like the most expensive areas.
Not much left here for bird. And even those areas, dude, like I don’t
know. You if you’re diligent, you get lucky and
you you find the it’s not even luck. It’s just diligence. You find the places
that are affordable. So, speaking of affordable, Kuna,
you doing up so late? This is pre-recorded. It’s funny, ain’t it? At least she ain’t
going Wait, you know what’s crazy? Look at this. Look at this. This is crazy.
She They went from third to second to first all in the span of a single
message. So, she was third, one message, then she was second, one message, then
she was first. That’s crazy. The uh
Are you Are you Gemini? Appreciate the likes, guys. Thank you so
much, Kuna. Stay awesome. In a coding haze right now. Isn’t that a song? Probably some song where like the the
lady yaps and she just battles off all of the all of different chemicals. Good bounce. That’s just unlucky. You hit it in the
right spot. And that one not on the green, but not
in a terrible spot either. Sitting up in the short grass. I want to do the exact same thing as
you. Good night everybody.
For those of you who are riding along for the long haul, thank you so much. this Cronis this new Cronis you’ve got
where like where is he going what is happening it’s it’s really funny I I almost shared
this in the Discord but I was just like the the dude who’s running all the
influencer marketing for Borderlands 4 he was on LinkedIn gap and he was like
thanks to all of these amazing people some BB NOS guy
And then some other streamers, Kaisenat, he was like, “Thanks to Kai. Thanks to
this BBNOS guy, somebody else, he was like, we’ve got all of these stats for
Borderlands. All these stats. It’s just so popular.”
I retweeted it and I was like, “I’m playing Tetris.”
Anyway, he didn’t really he did not mention uh Shroud by name. Shroud and
his his four friends who are literally carrying the game predominantly. They’re
in a graphic, but like guy didn’t stop and think to say, “Oh, those guys in the
same sentence as the BBNOS guy and Kaisenat.” And I was like, “That’s a
rip.” You know what I mean? Why didn’t he just say, “Thank you all streamers,”
or whatever. That’s tough. I ain’t even playing it. I don’t want to
spend $120 Australian dollars, guys, to play Blands 3 DLC. Kuna says, “My phone
died, but I return. I can’t believe subs is aimbot engulf.” He has.
I swear he needs to be to confess his sins. That’s crazy. You
guys have dinner tonight? Just nipped that ball off the turf. Just
flew through the air beautifully. What did you eat, Kuna?
As well. Good shot. Grass again. Yeah, we ate uh tacos.
Chicken tacos. Chicken tacos sounds fun.
Asada. The twin juices.
They’re good. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, for some reason I thought I got to play. One of these days I’m going to get good. Oh yeah, you had soup cuz you can’t have
solids, can you? You’re naughty.
Is all he’ll have to show for it. My girlfriend loves soup.
Literally just on that lean. Okay, let’s do a mega drive. Beautiful banded dunes. W bounce.
Now guys, I can’t actually golf in real life. Had to be in the rough the whole
way. I don’t do sports in real life. I do buffets. You guys call them buffets in the states
or smog boards? Buffets? Yeah, there aren’t a ton of
buffets anymore, dude. That’s not really a thing.
Really? They used to be popular. They did used to be popular. I was
having a think about it the other day. like uh they’re still kind of popular in
Australia and they’re reasonable places to go out for dinner
in so much as like you know that you could just you’re going to be stuffed
going to be like mukbanging that [ __ ] right?
Yeah, we used to do buffets in like high school and college. I did
buffets a lot. How you going Anthony Jensen? I thought you was Anthony Jensen. Too hard. See how you see how he got that ball to
snap. That’s sus.
Now after the big drive, this good distance here for a second to the five.
Imagine playing playing this properly. It’s only a few more button presses. It’s funny spin.
I thought that was decent though. You could see that by the reaction of
that ball when it hit the green. landed so softly. That’s what it’s all about.
Yeah. So, we had another one of those little mini freakout moments, guys,
where we thought we were driving across the country again, but it did not
transpire. But I got a feeling that maybe it might,
you know what I mean? Just about straight at it for
the timing, dude. Yeah. I got I got that text at 10
o’clock at night. I was like, great, cuz I’m trying to
sleep and move
literally everything.
[Applause] The thing is like when what’s real
interesting about men and especially like extremely capable men is that the
more we’re like the Hulk in so much as like the more stressed you
get the more capable you become. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But like I think like he’s just like Yeah. I’m one of those.
He is. That’s true, dude.
He also turns green. But yeah, I I just noticed that like for
the um for the other for my better half or
whatever, it’s like I don’t want your hair to fall out. I just I think it’s it’s one of those
things where it’s like Dang, you smacked that tree. I think you
might get a Oh, do you believe it? Right off bacon.
This T- shot on the very next hole. Almost.
Rest in peace, Rival Gaz. I think there are just those moments
where you’re like, you’re just like I like I can either sit
here and I can [ __ ] like worry about this or complain about
this or like whatever or I can just [ __ ] do it, you know? Like because
either way it’s gonna have to get done. So it’s like do I make it harder on
myself? Like then it’s it’s just like no, I’m just going to go and do it
and it’s I’m going to be exhausted and it’s going to suck and it’s going to
probably be a little stressful, but then it’ll get done and then it’ll be over
and then I won’t think about it again in 3 weeks. You know what I mean? Like
or I’ll laugh about how ridiculous that was. Like I don’t know. motivation.
See if I can catch up to him. Yeah, much better there. No questioning
whether this is inbounds. It is right there in the fairway. I have so many points to spend and
you’re making me want to spend it on power, but I also like being really
accurate. So, I’m like, “Yeah, you should literally just try to
be the best golfer you can. I’m going to be the most powerful golfer I can.
And then even if I get more points, I will not spend them. Well, no, you should though. You should
spend them. Feel like the points are made up.
We’re Well, we’re getting to a point where
the point getting is happening slower and slower. H
[Applause] going to have to accelerate through the
sand here to give this. Hey guys, this a Baja blast for our good
friends at Mountain Dew. Close.
Sus. How about that? That’s how to minimize
the damage. Some loose shots early on this hole, no question. But a wonderful
bunker shot there. [Applause] Thank you, Lombax. You know, think or two about beauty.
Giveth and taketh away as well. A two start goes by the wayside. It’s a double
at number four. Nice sound.
What in the [ __ ] Oh,
roll roll. Interesting.
Beautiful. Intentional. Gainless power drive. Maximum power. Just subs. Excuse you more.
Beautiful tempo to that swing. And this is going to wind up squarely in the
fairway. Yeah, nice power. Definitely need more
power. Yeah, I definitely do need more power.
I can feel it. So, Lombax ate a taco. Hey, when you
guys eat tacos, cuz I guess you guys that’s just what you guys do over there.
We don’t eat that many tacos in Australia. But like,
how do you control the the chaos of the taco?
Don’t they just like explode, crumble?
This is going to suck. Just like that exploded crumble. So, not a whole lot to go as he’ll set
up his second tacos four. Dude, we want to do crunchy tacos.
That’s like such a like a That’s like such like a
a white person thing to do. Not that we’re not white, but yeah. Soft tacos. You can be any color you want really. Oh, a little bit closer would have been
ideal. It’s a waste after that t-shirt.
Very average approach. 100% putting YouTube.
That’s what it’s all about. Okay.
Taco Bell. I don’t even know if anymore.
I’ll take that. Let’s bring in not the third for a look
at birdie. Clip that.
Really not a whole lot in this. Maybe just
clip that. Gemini left edge, but it’s fairly flat all the
way. I need to go and just press a little
button. I can press a button for a time stamp thing,
but it doesn’t make it clip. You can pay me an apple empanadas. Let him have everything on the
millennial menu for free. So, what did what did you think of my
post that I made today? Cuz I included the lay. I thought it was genius. Got it there. But on target little D and
D style campaign you got running right now is a lot of fun.
[Applause] We’ll brush it in and that’ll
Well, I’m glad you survived, but I was secretly hoping that Kuna would get the
leg. I mean, yeah. Duh.
Come on. I know you. I know. But also like I don’t know
it’s you can’t you the bar can’t be set via engagement cuz even if you if you
were like get 50 likes I’d find a way dude I’d find you’d be like there’s too
much attention on the stream. What what did you do?
So, got to keep the stream small, guys.
Pool kids only. I will.
Pool kids only. Figure that [ __ ] out. Come on. Slow down. Too fast. Too fast.
Don’t go off the back of the hill. Okay. Well,
speaking of hill, I wonder how the new king of the hill is fairing.
It’s good, dude. I think it’s a one-off. It’s just a one season. I don’t think
they’re going to they’re not going to like continue it. I doubt it. That’s
usually what Mike Judge does, but it it’s great.
Really good. Mike Judge. Mike Judge. It’s just filled
with talent. Slow down ball. Just total ruin.
[Applause] You’re
happy Lumbax Stay, aren’t you? Second to the par three.
What was in those tacos? You’re pretty good. She did a good job.
Hey. Hey game.
Hey, I said there was a there was a hill there, so You’re forewarned.
Shadows are a big chunk. Needing to get this close. It’s his
third at the par three. Um, this is a par three.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And thank you for nine likes, everybody. Likes are what I really look at.
Views are one thing, but likes are another thing entirely.
I was trying to take a screenshot of when you had 66 viewers and six likes.
This was 14T. So metal, dude. I know. And I missed it.
I was like parking the car. Nice
dedication. This is basically like Lombach Central.
We’re going to have to make a sticker for that other Lily Lombax says,
but it will indeed be just the one drop shot.
It’s just kind of crazy that they’re like more have made their way into the
stream. It is absolutely crazy. Just having this childhood fantasy of
like this photo of me surrounded by like cosplaying lombaxes, female lombaxes. Don’t want to just be put on some kind
of watch list. You and those three dudes that came to
check out the apartment. Check out your apartment. Eccentric, dude.
Eccentric. The thing is they must have had some money cuz like if you broke,
you ain’t coming in here. That’s the That’s the When you were like
looking for a word earlier, eccentric, dude. You’re like, “How do I explain
this?” And I just I was like, “Are you so you eccentric if you got
purple fingernails as a bloke?” Yeah, that’s eccentric for sure.
That will be the way they because it’s like I guess you could say
it’s a coded word, but like I mean it’s not. It’s the definition of it. But uh
like that’s how they described uh Elton John. Dude, people for the longest time
were like Elton John’s not gay. He’s eccentric. Like okay.
Yeah. Really eccentric. Super eccentric.
How gay was Elton John? Good chance to get one in close from
here. This is really gay.
loves men, you know. Yeah, but how gay we talk? There must be
some kind of spectrum. He’s obviously he’s he’s obviously
Well, yeah. I’ve Well, in Australia, we got like the the biggest Pride Martyr
thing in the world, right? So, they’re always trying to raise the bar about
what it means to be queer. Pride is an ideology. It’s a thing. That is absolutely fine. This one moving
left here for birdie. [Applause]
But I I guess you can be like you don’t you can be whatever you can be, but like
you might not always be pride cuz some people aren’t pride. Pride people are really loud. [Applause] At least that’s what they show them as
being on the TV. passionate I think is a good word.
Uh yeah, but a lot of times as you’re
seeing that’s great bounce game. That was incredible.
[Applause] On and one. That’s crazy. I think it’s a
par four. I don’t have the commentators on, but
man, they would be Oh, you listen you listening to Justin
Bieber again? Hey, no, no. I was going to put on an album.
I meant to ask you. Actually, this is when I usually put on
Did Did Lomb Did Lombax listen to um that song?
I don’t know. Daisies or Daffodils?
She’s been sick, so she And she doesn’t have a car right now, so she doesn’t she
hasn’t been listening to a ton of music, I don’t think.
Her new car got picked up today. New to her, but he got picked up today.
Siding back into the thick stuff. Pretty shaggy lie here. So try to muster
up something for his second. Amazing. Hopefully you get like a cool
little air freshener or something to make it yours.
I’m just picturing it’s got those like wooden beads on the seat
or back. God, dude. I don’t understand how people
find those comfortable. What’s up? Yeah, they’re uncomfortable as [ __ ]
aren’t they? So uncomfortable, dude.
All right, guys. Give me [ __ ] I listen to you.
Apparently finding the stuff. Oh, dude. If you haven’t listened to the
Carter 6, you should. All right, I’ll listen to the Carter.
I think he’s got one track there with his kid on it that’s like the weakest
track, but like sounds like a kid song, but it’s still cool.
I really like the last song even though I don’t have the nword pass
and and you do need to be warning. You need to be warned because it is trump
coded. So when the when that song comes on just
like coverax’s ears or whatever. [Applause]
Oh, shout out to you wheezy. [Applause]
Wow. This would be grew up on that
cere [Applause]
to move to 400 now on the day. I did a lot of partying to little Wayne
a lot. So I will judge this accordingly. Fire man.
I have to put you out. No. Whoa. Well, I guess you already you already
did the Baja Blast. Do you know what I mean? You got that locked in.
Yeah, I got that. I got I ticked that one off today’s match.
Gemini, make sure you take note of that that he got his Baja Blast when he got
it like a couple holes back. I uh
my sponsors have been appeased. My empanadas are in the mail.
I’m gonna eat Taco Bell tomorrow. I’ll take a picture of it in Panado and
put it in the disc. He just keeps motoring right along.
Another good T- shot right there. Yeah. So, how sus is it that that Disney
place got robbed, but Zap ain’t here? Is that not just the susest [ __ ] And he
hasn’t replied or anything. Yeah,
that man’s honestly. It is kind of concerning just in general
that he hasn’t responded at all. He is pretty responsive. You know what I
mean? We’ve been yapping about Bieber and now
he’s doing Coachella. Like everything we yap about manifests. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Stop, stop, stop. How you going, S?
Did I tell you I ate a biryani the other day? I ate one the other day.
Made sure it was extra spicy. It was good. Welcome to the Cer. Do you golf over there, bro?
How would I rate it out of 10? I give it a seven. I think there’s
better ones. I think there’s better ones.
[Music] The spice was good, though. Had good
heat. I think maybe like if I didn’t get it in
a container first, if I just got it straight on the plate, it would have
been nicer. Masala on everything, man. Masala all
over my stream. [Applause]
Shivers. Oh, very good.
I really like smoky chicken. It just didn’t go down.
I really like smoky chicken in my hometown. Like there’s lots of
Southeast Asian. So like Malaysia, Singapore, Brunai,
Indonesia, like all these kind of influences. So like whenever the
whenever you get like the Indian food, it’s always like with this kind of
ingredients from that region. Anyway, the
the best Asian restaurant there makes a butter chicken, but they do it like with
this. It’s the only place I’ve been able to find it in Australia where the
chicken is like smoky flavored. I think they do it in a tandoor. They do
something with it. It’s just incredible. There no other chicken like it.
Easy as can be. It’s a 10th inverole already.
How have you been anyway? Hopefully everything’s all good. Mhm. Mhm.
Yep. Yep. There it goes. Yep. [ __ ]
So much power, dude. The one Hydraati. [Applause]
Yeah, that sounds amazing. That sounds amazing. Hydraati. Okay. Okay. I’ll try to
remember this one. I’ve been under them trees like police. It’s not bad so far. This It’s not bad. Nice. Yep. Yep. Interesting how it did this.
[Applause] What a spectacular shot we just saw.
Incredible. Incredible review by Frank right there.
[Applause] Oh [ __ ]
Mhm. Wow. This some So, this is kind of like
advanced need to be perfectly
cooking technique. Like in China, they do things like they always like to do
the twice cook. They cook it twice in order to like change the meat, but this
technique seems like it always comes out perfect. You know what I mean? Cuz it
starts half and then by the time you get it, it’s ready. Yum. I haven’t
The jury’s for me is still out on um
halfcooked Indian food yet, but I’m I’m just I’m being good.
No, no, double cooked the double cooked like chicken uh like Koreans like Korean
fried chicken cuz they double cook it. Um and they use chicken thighs. It kind
of [ __ ] with my stomach a little bit. And it always
like the pieces that are really good are really good, but then if you get some of
those pieces that like they they were probably too thin to be double cooked or
whatever, they it’s like stringy. I don’t know. I don’t know how to explain
it. Korean fried chicken’s really hard to
[Applause] do well.
Well, I’m surprised they just aren’t nailing it every time,
but it must be some tough competition because you got like southern fried
chicken. Other than the flavors, is there much
difference? You reckon? They do nail it. And you want to know
what’s crazy? Uh the reason that Koreans are so are so
good at frying chicken is because
two uh
there were there was a large concentration of black gis
uh sent to Korea and stationed in Korea
the hole in all the way off the green. Koreans took it nearly but
to show for it. Believe it or not,
that’s Ripley’s.
There’s there’s your fried chicken history lesson for today.
International fried chicken. Colonel wept. Oh, okay. Yeah. It’s like a one twostep
process. Yeah, I get it. [Applause]
Yeah. No, it makes perfect sense. Makes perfect sense.
Don’t worry about me before. I was just joking.
I want to try this hydroati chicken. The thing is like cuz I’m in CRA, right?
It’s it’s the capital of Australia. So, I’m confident that there must be some
fancy Indian elites who still want their favorite food cooked birdie.
I just have to find the right place around town.
So, does your does the stream house that you’re moving into uh
does it have does it have a car park? Does that have a garage? Interesting question. Was a car to be parked?
Yeah. Yeah. Now from just under 100 yard.
I believe it can. Food for the soul.
Um I I I don’t know. Like I There’s a place to park the car. Yeah.
All right. Just seems to me that maybe with some of
the information that you gave me earlier, uh, you know, I don’t know if
you’ve ever thought about the stream going in a different direction from what
you’ve already planned, but opening up of your own corner store in your garage
and then live streaming the whole thing just seems like a W, dude.
Oh, okay. That that Okay. Shivers cuz I was I was trying to keep tight lipped
about what we’re actually doing. I thought I was exposed.
No, no, that food is amazing, but food is able
to heal you for sure. And good work for getting over that
breakup. Hopefully, you’re going to be okay or you are okay. You just see you sitting on a stool,
dude, and the camera’s like from behind you and you’re miked up and you have
like a hot mic on like pointing in the direction of
Yeah, the guy who’s yapping. Yeah, we always play games together. He’s my
caddy. That’s the joke.
He’s a He’s a nice enough guy. No American dude.
Unless there’s somebody behind me, somebody said before.
Did you did you get yourself a new girl and new food?
I know Indian guys like they take like romance very seriously. Nah, he’s not
streaming. He used to be he’s he used to be a bigger streamer than me,
but like true. Yeah, apparently India dude India makes
up a fair chunk of my audience now.
You guys are tuning in saying hi. Give me a lot of views, but you don’t stick
around very much. That’s also fair.
But still, how good can you puff? Chance. Now,
I try to put the the stream in Hindi, but I know there’s like lots of
different languages there. Yeah, I know you’re the only one here.
We got It says I’ve got 16 lurkers. Thanks, guys. Thanks for um keeping the
the stream open for me. When I was in grad school, right, I had
like lots of Indian friends. It’s always like
n spending time with them.
Their English is funny, bro. Like they’re real. They’re so conversational.
Like they could understand everything I was saying.
And then like we could talk for hours, so it was no problem about anything at
all. But like when it came time to doing like professional work, you know, like
typing up the assignments and stuff, man, they needed some help. This is something about English being it
can be really formal and need to say things in a certain type of way.
And they were typing the way you were typing like given the professor
assignments being like don’t worry profit it’ll be okay like I’m like you
can’t talk like that go use
acri [Applause]
what if Indian is the same cuz like I know Japanese I I speak a
little bit of Japanese I know that can get like radical and formal and it just turns into like a
completely different language apparently. Okay. Yeah, but you guys are so good at it.
Actually, I was thinking if I need to grow if I want to grow an Indian
audience, what I should do is play cricket.
A little bit boring to play though, but I could make it fun. Maybe we can play. Wait, like are you talking
about like actually video game cricket?
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can play cricket. I don’t know a thing about it,
bro. If you learn how to make if you know if you learn cricket cuz cricket is
like like like like golf, you know? It’s for fancy people. I just know. So, uh, when I had first
moved to LA, I was hanging out with one of my now best friends,
and he had a roommate who was Indian and, um,
yay, he was wanting that one to bite, but that was destined all the way.
Now, a second to this part three. Adult substances.
And I was like just I’m trying to be a social person. I
don’t know anybody like you know I barely know my best friend at the time.
So I just to the Indian guy I’m like I just started asking about cricket
uh correctly assuming that he like was a huge cricket fan uh that he knew
everything about cricket and bro that man explained cricket to me for like
three hours and I I still I don’t know a thing about it. I just like I don’t know
why I retained nothing. But I used to when I was in grad school.
Well, bro, if you ask any Indian person to explain cricket, they’re going to
like they’ll teach you some things. But I wasn’t very sporty, so I don’t
know much. All my childhood friends though like
knew everything about cricket. I knew I had one friend he knew so much about
cricket. He knew so he knew all of the Indian cricket team.
He like knew all of them. The only Indian cricketer I know is probably the
greatest one of all time. Suchin
Tanduka. He’s a man.
Yeah. Congratul Donald Bradman. Yeah, he’s he’s the goat. Hey,
even like at at cuz in Australia it was like it’s always like a bit of a rivalry
and stuff. So when I was growing up, India was like Australia and India were
not as close friends as what we are today. So it was always like a mean
rivalry. Like you always just talk [ __ ] about Indians and cricket.
I remember like I’d go out clubbing and then like people would drive past me and
they would yell out at me. I remember one guy he like rolled down his window
when he was driving past and he was like, “What up, Vindaloo?” And I was
like, “Man, you racist [ __ ] You were funny as shit.” Anyway,
we all learned to uh respect such intent because like he
one hell of a batsman. That’s so funny. Yeah, straight up, man.
Straight up. And then when I was fast forward when I was in like grad school
and stuff, I was like, “Yeah, people think I’m Indian.” And then like all the
Indian girls just laughing in my [ __ ] face about it.
They were like, “You were so far from Indian.”
What up, Bendaloo? Yeah, I know. Apparently, Vindaloo’s
British or what? I heard it come from Britain. It doesn’t
even come from um India. Like orange chicken. Definitely within range of getting home
in this. I love vinderoo though.
Yeah, I have a really good Indian place right down the street from me.
two minutes away. So good. And the guy working there, like
it’s his it’s his parents that like own and cook it and he like waits tables
there and like bro like he’s like clearly like uh
they’re all very sweet. They add like sugar and stuff. I don’t know why.
Keep going. And uh he’s like second generation. So
he’s like born and raised in LA. Like you can tell because he has no accent or
anything and he’s got like a very LA style,
but he like wait you’re waiting tables for your family’s restaurant. He came up
the nicest guy like and clearly loves what he does like getting to serve
people his family’s food and his cultur’s food.
Has to be thrilled with that experience every time everything out of
that amazing. I always thought um I always
thought S I always thought Vindaloo or whatever was supposed to be like sour
man like cuz I like when I the place I was
growing up had like lots of Asian people and stuff so I was like eating vindaloo
when I was like uh like 13 years old or some [ __ ] like this.
None of the other kids were eating it. It was way too spicy but I was fat so I
was like yeah I can eat it. And um
I found out that I like it dry. I don’t like very much um curry is not the right word for it, but
sauce isn’t the right word for it. Gravy.
Gravy. Yeah. Or what whatever it is. You know what I
mean? It’s just like just a little bit with some rice. Damn. Oh, have I tried Chicken 65?
Yeah, I think I have actually. I think I have.
There’s a place around the corner from my parents house that used to sell
chicken 60 something. Even when he’s not close to the hole,
he’s left himself with very makeable opportunity
because I would always order for appetizer. I’d order um chicken tikka
and they would always give me some like condiments and but they’d always serve
with lime. They put like lime on the top. Then my dog go crazy. I actually call my
I actually call my dog the vinderoo fiend cuz he loves beef vindaloo.
Even though he shouldn’t eat it, it’s going to kill him. just too spicy. But if I’m not vigilant, like he’ll just
sniff it out to the right maybe two, three people coming back.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, he’s stupid. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is is that like dogs can eat
all of this kind of stuff, but like they’re just going to get the runs and
get sick. It ain’t pretty.
Onions are real bad for that. So nearly a birdie butt is all
he’ll have to show for it. Hey man, I might cook some for you if I
ever meet you one day. [Applause]
What are you going to do? What do you want? Like you want to visit Australia
one day? So many Indian people are moving to Australia now. There’s in fact so many Indian people
moving to CRA like they’re doing everything Indian. They ain’t really
interested in being like Aussie. They’re just like doing things their own way.
It’s pretty funny to watch because like so many people are like just let them do
whatever they want. It’s fine. Then other people are just like I hate
what they’re doing. Yeah. You get go, man. Just give us some
time. Get your money up. Would you do your masters or what?
Everybody I met did their masters. It’s expensive though,
but it is a pathway. Well, the thing is, man, it’s totally
doable. It’s absolutely doable. I remember golfing here and I was up on
the hill. W
you’re a web developer and part-time game developer. Wow. Keep keep up the
good work, dude. Keep up the good work.
Well done. You don’t know our other Indian friend
who is developing. [ __ ]
Uh was a Star Wars game.
Oh yeah, he was. Was he Indian though? Battlefront 2. Yeah.
three Battle Fart 3. What the What’s the game then you’re
working on? What kind of webdev do you do? Yeah, bet.
Heaps of guys just end up going into consulting or something like this when
they come to Australia. Well, that’s a dream if they can do it.
For this one, though, it is for Eagle. All right, let’s see if I can get a
read. See what I can pull off here. That’s if the game don’t give me one. Doesn’t look like it. I can’t even see ahead. It says putt
read not found. [Laughter]
Straight up just impossible. But going to send it this way. Okay. Small projects only. But you’re
just doing you doing your bachelors though.
Yeah. Nice. Do you know about Australian
universities? I went to the University of Melbourne. I did uh information
systems there in grad school. All right, let’s send it. What even happened?
Whoa. I know that’s a long putt, but that is way short.
Chance now for another birdie. A
he can putt. He just just freaking didn’t putt. [Applause]
Wow. Nothing makes sense. Guess you do web stuff and gamedev
stuff. Eh, trying to think about what they really need here. Well, the thing is is that like now a sevenfooter.
How do you feel about Can’t go You can’t go wrong. Just learn
everything. What’s the song with Bono? The song with Bono. What? How does that
go? Is it the one where every dog has his day?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. These are the days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I’m not a fan of this song, dude. Really?
I’m not into it. I’m not into it, dude. No, I’m not.
I like it when he says, “Every dog has his day.” That’s the line that I like in
that song. It’s funny because I was listening to it
and I’m like, “So far this whole album I’ve just kind
of been pouring on the deck. And then this is this broke that vibe
and I was like, “Who the [ __ ] Who is this? Who who’s broken my vibe?” I
looked and it was I was like, “Oh, it’s Bono.” Okay.
Damn. Bono hater. Dy noted. Don’t tell that other Lombax though.
Yeah, Sand, they are game dev jobs here. There’s a game developer actually in
CRA. Um,
I can’t remember what they’re called though, but if you just type in like CRA
game developer, they’ll come up.
South Australia and the University of South Australia.
South Australia is some like the I think that’s where Hollow Knight is
from and Cult of the Lamb. And for streaming and esports and stuff,
you want to look at Queensland. But most people most people want to go
to Sydney or Melbourne. And as for gamedev jobs or whatever, the scene is only small, so there’s
actually every chance for you to like make your own studio. But if if I’m honest, like I really feel
like India needs its own AAA game like Black Myth with Gong. There needs to be
more Indian games with like Indian fantasy and things like this. Like why
should I be playing Elden Ring? There’s like this one fight in Elen Ring
where I think the boss is called Redan and then Rodan rides like a small
small horse or something like this and Rodan is huge and basically like it it’s
like a mirror of Ganesha cuz Ganesha rides his mouse you know and he’s like
all powerful and [ __ ] and I was like obviously much cooler to battle Ganesha
but Ganesha don’t lose. Can you join the discord?
Maybe. I’m not inviting anybody at the moment. Usually the way it works is that
someone someone chooses you to join. Do you know what I’m saying? So like
someone will be like, “Oh yeah, I like this guy. Let him in.” But next season
I’m going to just let more people in. So just wait. Keep waiting.
I see subs. I think about doing it just based on channel points.
Know what I mean? If you just linger around long enough,
just cash them in. A good barrier of entry.
We need to power through these last three holes.
That is not a spot to be. Looking back up from behind the green to
this three. I’m just being too leisurely. I’m not
saying no to you. I like you, man. I’m just saying
this is how we’ve always done it. Good shot.
Yeah, of course you will. This will remind me in a couple of
weeks. Seen some short game skills today.
Don’t worry, man. It’s all good. Really keeping this round together as we
get closer to the clubhouse. There’s only like 17 people in there.
You know what I’m saying? It’s only small.
You said you just make Indian games for fun or whatever. Wow.
Do you know um Unreal? Unreal is Unreal Engine is very popular here. Unreal and
Unity. I was thinking about making a game.
Reason that was so good is because straight into the banger cotton candy.
Oh, is that the sugar sweet song? Yeah, the one with two chains.
The end is like LA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So far.
Yeah. That song I always think of Sarah. I can I have to confess
because of um Chewbine. And Lil Wayne’s just rapping about white
girls in that song. So a lot of
cocaine. Yeah. So like one one job that’s that’s
pretty common in Australia that no one can do. I can do it but I don’t do it
right. But teaching people how to make video games.
This this is like a job that there’s not many teachers here. So you need an
Australian certificate and proof of your ability to use Unity or Unreal. So like
I’ve got like the the master degree or whatever in technology so I’m fine. And
I’ve also been a professor lecturer guy so I can like do this work. But I don’t
I haven’t built a game before. I built other stuff. You know what I mean? But maybe that’s something that you
could end up doing. Have I tried magic archery yet? No, not
yet. It’s it’s in my Steam wish list though.
And I do know it’s free. That one I feel like if I wasn’t playing
Tetris, I probably would have tried it. Said it was good for your dopamine.
Oh my god. RIP.
That is going to be tough in there. That is into the heavy stuff.
So even from the thick stuff, a chance still to possibly reach this green in
regulation. [Applause]
And for a short little shot, I feel like people like tuning in being
like, are they playing Far Cry yet? Between the club face and the ball. Not
bad. All things considered, this is the longest It’s okay. The next AAA game that I want to play is
the mafia game. Think about dedicating it to um this one
contentious streamer. [Applause] No. God, that just broke my streak. [ __ ]
Now this for another birdie. I knew I knew I needed to pitch that
more to pitch that more to the right or the left.
Right. Just shiver this gas.
Right line. Yeah, all all my friends who went to
Melbourne with me because Melbourne was like the best university.
UNSW is pretty good, too. But anyway, they all they would all tell me the same
thing, right? So, I’ll just tell you now if you’re listening, if you’re ever
thinking about going to Australia, be just a par.
They were telling me like in India, you just got to do as you’re told when
you’re going through the university. But in Australia, no one tells you what to
do, man. Everyone expects you to be smart and just to figure it out on your
own. And then surprise us with like how smart you are. So like so many students
from India were struggling cuz they were like, “Yeah, but what do I do? What’s
the instructions or whatever?” And you know the professor just give like
open-ended example and be like, “Go and do it.” It’s more like in Australia, the
professor’s job is to get you to think figuring out what doing it and all this
stuff. You can figure it out. Then once you do,
you’ll be able to teach everybody else game. Divers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was annoying
for me because everyone in my everyone in my group
was just like, “Oh, okay. If the professor won’t tell us what to do,
rival Gaz will tell us what to do.” Wow. Let me play from up here. How
generous. Very generous. That’ll do just fine.
[Applause] Just got an acting coach to help me act
my age. It’s funny. I don’t think I’ve ever heard that line.
Listen to the album like 10 times. I’m not a fan I’m not a huge fan of this
song either. Which one’s this one?
Six feet. Now, what do they say on it?
It’s It’s a cover of the chorus is the cover of Island Holiday by Weezer.
Can’t take those for granted. Good concentration there. And it’s in.
Hey man, you see the latest post, latest YouTube post. Make sure you check it
out. Demi Gorgon, I don’t know the song or whatever. What?
Give me a bar or something. It’s Yeah, he even says it. He just said
it. He’s like, I quote we of the band on this one. That’s so funny, dude. It’s
the one that’s like spending the holiday on an island. Get away. I’m singing it
just like he sings it. No, [Music]
when you if you heard it, you I feel like I just beat a case.
I love that song, man. Love that song. It’s so goofy. I actually were like totally
misunderstood wheezy. I thought he was saying in that song, I get so high I
can’t control my brain. And I was like, [ __ ] yeah, that’s lit. But he says
something else that’s way more innocent and way less high. Yeah, he uh
Yeah, because you know when you can’t control your brain or whatever, you just
you know you just like Yeah. Yeah.
He uh you ain’t even yourself anymore.
Fullblown cover of of Weezer. Wait, you smoke weed?
S. That’s so funny. Um I had a friend his name um
when I was at grad school his name was Lan
and Lan was one of the Indian smokers everyone smoke cigarettes but like he
like to smoke weed and my other friend all right this is this is the difference
right between the two one Indian friend pritique didn’t smoke weed graduated the
other guy I think he went back to Dubai. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s just
all I’m saying is, you know what I mean? When you get to go to another country
and do do the masters or whatever, it’s like
one guy took it really seriously and the other guy was just having the time of
his life. Hey, well, make sure you read the latest
post. I I put that bagel those bagel bites in
there for you. And actually, I was going to like leave a comment saying like the
only reason why Subpie was tracked down in the first place was cuz he smelled
like bagel bites. I also just liked including the Leak as
part of the robbers. So yeah, a lot of that like a lot
there’s like a lot of like AI stuff. That is home.
Hey man, the code be bagel bites.
If only I had written that in the original letter, that would have been
ingenious. That would have been some 4D chess.
Have I smoked weed sometime as like real Gaz, rival Gaz?
Maybe. Do like Lil Wayne. do have long hair. That would have been a good one to
convert on. Instead, that’ll be left for birdie.
Some people can’t handle weed. It the code is just my YouTube password.
Demi Gorgon logs in and becomes rival Gas.
Anyone can be rival Gas, even Pedro Pascal. Okay, at the last
Wait, Sand, but what about fertility and like making babies and stuff? Aren’t you
worried? Frank, they gave us a great show.
Or do you guys just like have a spice for that? Not what you deserved out
there. 15 under, by the way.
Yeah. Incredible, dude. Bandoned Dunes. You crushed it.
Say that out loud. Okay, guys. We’re going to change games.
We’re going to be playing uh Far Cry 5. Double 44, baby.
Spend these points later, guys. Demi Gorgon Boy says, “The new life will be
how to make bagel bites, bro. Let me see if I can just track down some
bagel bites in Australia in the first place.
[Music] A bagel bites
minis. So, I don’t think yours is like this or what? Russell Hobbs. Garlic bagel bites.
Yeah, bagel bites are they’re like little mini bagels with pizzas on top. These ones are hot dogs. unavailable. They’re not really a thing here in
Australia, which means that we probably shouldn’t
be eating them over here. Can you get bagels in Australia?
Brooklyn boy, can you get bagels in Australia? Did you
say? Yo, that that’s what Google was saying.
Brooklyn boy bagels clutch. Apparently the best best one in
Australia. [Music]
Yeah, those are great. But these are full-on bagels. I need little ones. American Dad six-pack.
30 dozen bucks. You got to get a PO box, dude. So, so
people can send you things. Yeah. Well, we can organize one of those
things. You should.
And I did get the noty. Uh, sesame bagel looking good. All those
bagels look good, dude. [Music]
Maybe I just got to make one from scratch. And game’s loading.
Bagel thins. Mini bagels,
bagel toasts, this seems like a market opportunity to
get rich. Bites right there, dude.
Where? They’re right there.
Where? I saw them. I saw them.
These ones you buy mini cheese pizzas.
This going to be American. USA out of stock.
Dang. You know, I haven’t had bagel bites in forever. Making me want to get
bagel bites. Where can I get bagel bites?
Pizza. I like little pizza pillows better. But Okay. Are you in game yet?
Almost. Or Okay.
Sorry. Oh, no. That’s okay. There’s just mini bagels. They just don’t do them in Australia,
man. They just don’t do them. And
the fudge is this thing doing? Well, I’m not going to eat bagel bites
then cuz that means there’s something in them.
Hey, River, what up? I I met um another Lombax called Lily the Lombax today.
How you going Lamar? Wait, can you get bagel bites in the
Phils or what? Also, um subs. I’m going to need that
invite again because Ubisoft is crap.
If you send me the invite, the invite and I open it in the launcher, the
launcher just says go to it’ll open up the game but not actually
put you in there. And are they how big are they? Like they
fit in your palm, bro. Are they like as big as like my cup type
of thing? Cuz maybe I make small bagel bites or
something. Would you accept donuts instead if I did a eating donuts stream? I think you would actually really like
bagel bites. You might have to add more cheese to them, though. That’s what we
always used to do. We added more cheese to them. These ones are just they’re not right.
Okay. Bagel bite. Bagel bite recipe. These ones are just like little mini
pizzas or whatever. That’s what they are. Baking mini B
bagels on a wire that they stay tender. Okay, then you
got to top them. Use Daniel’s recipe. Homemade bagel dough.
All right, I’m I’m going to go grab something to drink.
Oh, shivers. I didn’t get that invite. RIP.
He’ll We’ll get it when you get back. Keep sending it. Fruity Pebbles. Shift F2. No, just a friend request. I can’t join his game.
or it will show up. Yeah, totally. Lamar, in season five,
that’s what I’m going to do. That’s what I’m going to do. It’s going to be like
more IRL. I’m not going to be in a green screen anymore. I’m over it being in a
green screen, sitting at my desk all day like I’m at a
job. But I can confess, guys, I will miss
wearing my suit. I do enjoy wearing my suit every day.
And hopefully I’ll get an invite soon. What are we going to cook? Oh, man. How
about I just cook some adobo, bro? Yeah, guys, you you will be invited.
Subpar. Like the guy I co-op with was telling me about how you guys are pretty
cool, you know, and like one of my biggest fears with the Discord is like
having people just being lame in there. cuz we just like I post stuff in there
all the time and actually um I know you guys are all pretty young,
right? So, we’re like all old boomers, but like we went to uni, we had our
careers, we got the girl, we got the money, got
the car, got the apartment, blah blah blah blah blah. Now, we just chill and
play video games. Let you young guns know that it’s possible. That’s something that I’ve kind of
found. Hey, in the streaming space, there’s not really that many positive
influences. They’re all just kind of like begging for subs and [ __ ]
Is what it is, guys. You think he lost a kidney?
What? Oh, you this dude in the game. Daily demigogen, bro.
Okay, just getting everything set up. Borderless. Perfect.
Also, I do kind of need to pee, so I’m going go do that.
I won’t do it on stream, though. Not that kind of stream. And I also got to
update the stream info, too, guys. Sorry. One second there. Far Cry 5 co-op.
Nailed it. I kind of forgot what the demigorgan
was. Is the demigorgan from Stranger Things? But it it exists
outside of Stranger Things, too, doesn’t it? As its own thing.
One sec, guys. I’ll be lightning quick. This need to piss like a racehorse. Use code bagel bites. I couldn’t do that. What if you’re a fan
of asthmold? All right, let’s go.
Far Cry 5. I kind of forgot the story. All I know is that like there’s a dude
who’s like religious or something and we keep interfering with everything he’s
doing. Also, America
and Clutch Nixon, Bagel Bites.
Can’t believe bagel bites has just become like the better.
So, you got a couple of cult outposts to liberate.
Imagine being a young fella with a schedule. What What do you got in your
schedule, man? What do you got? And lead the way subs. I don’t need no Scooby snacks. First thing we got to do is get a car. Grow a garden. Oh, you hooked on that
road, are you, man? Would you grow would you grow a garden
in real life? Move, move, move. Man, Demi Gorgon seems like you seem
like the kind of young guy who would really enjoy fishing since uh that’s
your attitude about gardening. Still looking for a good co-op fishing
game. True. Actually, I found a co-op fishing game.
Used to see 30 bucks, then it was three bucks. I almost bought it. It was co-op,
but I was like, I’m just sus on it. You know what I mean? What if it’s just
crap? Well, you always got to keep in mind,
we have like like two hours maybe.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, god. What’s
Something’s happening there, by the way. Yeah. I don’t have any
weapons. Whoa,
they’re burning themselves. That’s Demi Gorgon boy.
He just tried to make some bagel bites. What games you playing now, Lamar? Oh,
bomb released. Bomb released.
Yeah, I know what’s on Roblox. I don’t play Roblox, guys, because I was saying
this today actually to the guy who was he visited the apartment today. I was
like, firstly, no autographs, and secondly, I don’t really play Roblox. Idiots, dude.
But I know Roblox is all shivers. I’m so dead. I guess I’ll just give up.
How do you like it? How do you like it? I’m going to give up, too. Maybe we can
save that freaking that lady
hostage, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
Getting personal lives savage or what? Kind of crazy.
Totally. So, how come all you guys playing Roblox
instead of playing like I don’t know. What else can you play? Overcooked too.
Where did it spawn us, bro? Where where did it spawn us? Oh,
right here. Nick taught me how to fly on our third
date. Oh my god, dude.
Fell in love with the valley. Why is she tripping on this man?
I don’t know. Whatever that is, we just need to do it.
Deputy, if you need another plane, come back to our airfield. We got a bunch in
the hanger. All right, let’s just go and get a
plane, dude. Demi Gorgon, do you know about the
10year anniversary stream for um Undertale? They’re going to stream it on
Twitch. The guy who made the game is going to play it. Clutch Nixon. Yeah, cool.
I don’t want to play it cuz it’s too popular.
It’s too popular. I didn’t know it was popular. I actually This is fully why I
played Undertale. I wanted to rest my hands. I thought the
game was easy and simple and stupid and unpopular. Turned out to be my most
popular stream. I’m down. You’re welcome.
That guy screaming just reminds me of Scuff for some reason. Man, crazy about despair, dude. Hang on.
Let’s loot it. Get that skin.
All right, jumping in. Think of the amount of views. No, man. I
ain’t I ain’t like that. I I ain’t like that.
I gave up on that, guys. I’ve been I’ve been streaming for too many years to
zero viewers to ever have like ambitions like that. I’d just like to get 1,000
subscribers. That would be cool and enough watch hours.
[Music] Then I can retire.
[Music] But again, I respect the hustle. I feel like this truck’s pretty
overpowered. I haven’t played Val. I got to play Val
at some point. And Demi Gorgon reasons that season six
or seven will be when rival Gaz retires. Imagine that.
I have no idea what I’m going to do so far ahead.
And actually retirement age.
Only I’ve only got 10 likes. So God, oh my god, the car looks so good.
I love strangled hole. Strangle hole. Is that Ted Ted Nan or whatever, right?
Yeah. Yeah. It’s a great song, dude. You
I’m riding along. And so Dami Gorgon, did you play Delta
Rune as well? I don’t know, man. I’m just like I guess I’m going to lose all of you
when I play Call of Duty again. Yeah, I am so confused about watching your mullet meant to be. There
we go. It’s majestic mullet. Can’t be contained. Just keep spawning
in. I’m just like imagining some stupid
teenage kid out outside my window going Just got to like throw bagel bites the
other way so you know your scamp is off. There’s like a star down here, but we’re
supposed to be destroying helicopters. I don’t I guess go to the star. I don’t
I have no idea. Oh god, losing it.
Oh, you know what I found out? I think it might have even been last night,
dude. For whatever reason, I was looking at a map and I noticed that Montana
shares a physical border with Canada. Oh, yeah.
So, it kind of like makes What the fudge, dude?
We’re flying again. I have no idea. It it just kind of makes sense that there
would be Canadians in the area, right? Cuz it’s just all bush.
I’m going to get out if it’s okay with you. Why, dude? Come on. You’re not sick, are you?
No, man. Just in the head. Falls ends annual testicle festival is a
What did I walk into back here? Oh no,
the testy festy dude. Side quest. Of course he wanted, man.
Freaking allyship. Testy festy side quest is important.
Yes. Absolutely.
For all of our for all of our F tom audience. Testy, fasty, dude. So funny.
Okay, anyways. Okay, he’s 16 again, guys.
How come we cracked 1,000 views as soon as the game started talking about
testicles? What’s going on with you, YouTube?
Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. Can I mark that? Totally can mark that. Okay, let’s get
in the plane. I need a bird’s eye.
We can finish this air mission. So she’s not like, “Hey, if you guys ever need a
plane, my papy or whatever,
the new line isn’t isn’t Have you guys heard about the
testicle festival? Super important to the town.” How come this thing sounds like it’s
about to explode? I don’t know, but we’re about to take
out this helicopter for no reason other than says I’m
supposed to take out helicopters. The rival gas brain rod is the type of
brain rot that leads you to millionaire status
and success. One helicopter lit up like the fourth of
July. All right, let’s see. Uh. Uhoh. Am I flying up or down? Okay.
Imagine being a mainstream streamer. I think I’m going to need a lot more
than 1,000 views or what? How many views do you think you need
every day or whatever to be like an actual streamer?
20,000. Five. Oh, I don’t know. Do you know what I
mean? I don’t even know what the what the bar is.
Going after you. They’re like on the screen. I’m on the screen, guys.
Yeah, man. It is hot as hell, man. I’m largely responsible for that. Obviously,
I ain’t responsible for that, though. Whatever just happened.
So, this is Eden’s Gate Special Forces that
we’re in a dog fight with. Oh, really? They’re special. All right.
What’s it get up to 90s or whatever in the place where I used to live? Google a
place called Darwin. and Google the US Marines and how to join them and maybe
we’ll get posted to my hometown. Nice,
man. Everyone does leave my stream all the time.
Nick’s got some competition low key.
And it’s just a football. It’s just plain old funny.
I was saying this before, but my favorite streams are actually the small
ones. Big streams are just so unpredictable.
Don’t know when they’re going to happen, why they’re happening.
Nice. Nice work, subs. How did we do that?
Sacrifice by kamicazing into that plane. Yeah.
Wax. I guess I’ll drive.
Oh, we unlocked a plane. Um, yeah. I’m just trying to figure out.
I’ve got to try find a game that’s super unpopular to stream just to try it out. I thought Undertale was that game, but
it’s actually like massive. Try that away from the guy. Yeah. All right.
[Music] Now you’re going to become Sweet Dreams,
Demi Gorgon. [Music] My ride.
Check the Golden Valley gas station and get
the flames on your shirts. I was going to say the mullet, but reach the Golden Valley gas station. Go
ahead. All right, let’s jump in.
I don’t know, man. Take this truck. Take this truck. Take
this truck. Taking the truck.
This truck handles great. Sus. It’s so funny because like you’re
Australian so that was like clearly the correct move, you know.
Yeah. You were standing there and I was like sweet. Thanks, man. RIP right down there.
There is no cover shooting at us.
Choose a wide open field. Lol. How you going? Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
I’m doing okay. How are you? This is Norwegian shopkeep. They’ve
returned. Hopping. Hopping. Hopping. I’m dead. How’s Norway today? I’m sure he’ll say hello to you.
He might be preoccupied. Stings, what you up to?
Okay. Must be waking up first thing in the
morning getting ready for a big day in the office or whatever they do.
The shop, dude. The shop. Never know, maybe Rival Gaz will like
get famous and we’ll send them some Rival Gaz merchandise to merchandise in
the shop. How do you normally start your mornings?
Do you like some influencer people just like make
like little videos? Oh man, I’m dead. Dude,
what are you what’s what’s Are you okay? Nope.
I’m dead, too. This is a lot going on in this area. Well, there’s a stash here, which is
good cuz usually a stash has like weapons.
Stash. One of the first things I do when I wake up in the morning, I let the dogs
out. Maybe I need to make a rival Gaz morning routine. ridiculous one where
I’m awake at 3:40 doing my ice ice bath. I have coffee in the morning. Feel guys.
How did they not blow him up? This guy’s just like impossible to kill.
Hey, do you have much on today? Hopefully they have a good day ahead. Man, I’m like kind of trapped in this
house. No way. I ran out of ammo. Oh,
that sounds awesome. What a great breakfast.
They’re coming in. They’re coming in, guys.
Yep. Yep. I see him. But I don’t know how to get him, though. I’m straight up trapped in here, man.
Oh, there we go. Don’t get too close.
Don’t worry. I watched my stream on the TV, too. Okay, that’s one. That’s two. Are you? That’s so funny.
What were you doing? partying or just staying up late being naughty.
That’s so funny. Man, rival gas with the clutch.
Made some rival gas beer coasters or whatever.
That’s a That’s a great idea. Here, come in
through this window. Coming.
Damn it. Fantasizing about selling rival gas beer
coasters in Norway for some reason. Grace, you there? Pick up.
Oh yeah, baby. Nice. Look at all this money.
Money money. I know you want
money thingy. You might need to open that.
He’s got the skills. 40 pack of toilet paper. And one sec.
Mhm. No time for eggs this morning. What do
you need? Sorry. Oh, yep. One sec, guys. Eat something on the road.
Maybe McDonald’s. Now, I don’t know if European girls eat McDonald’s or what.
Tint fish. They eat tinfish for their brains. All right.
Oh, nice work, guys. Somebody just need my phone for whatever
reason. Who knows what? Hopefully they ain’t doing something crazy with it. That’s probably a good thing.
Where do you think our vehicle is? I guess this one. Maybe just easier to get like
where did this guy come from? Dude, in Australia like bread roll is very
popular. Like bacon and eggs on a roll.
Go. Yep. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. I
ride along. I think like poached eggs on toast is
like my favorite breakfast or what? I don’t know.
Maybe Sunday’s fruits, but I don’t really eat breakfast anymore.
What theves? What you doing, man?
They ran straight into me. I’m on the correct side of the road and everything.
It might have been some Australians. Person was drunk. Clearly
got to use my or I guess you guys carry on
as you were. Yeah. No, it’s true.
Like I imagine like you look like what people think European girls look like.
So I couldn’t imagine you being like that
excited to eat McDonald’s. Unless it was maybe the ice cream. Sure. McDonald’s is way better than
ours. Deputy, you near Golden Valley Gas.
I don’t really know what they have in Norway. I’m going to have to go check it
out one of these days. I All I know is that the toll I’m dead. I think we failed this.
Shivers. I’m dead, too. Was the guns ablazing.
Just for a second there. We can’t let him take that truck out. Yeah, I don’t do exercise.
Far Cry 5. Far Cry 5.
Say ecstasy. Make sure you confess your sins. You near Golden Valley Gas. Is my truck
there? Got to be.
Exercise is important. I don’t know. Do like do like Euro girls drink a lot of
milk cuz like I know that like milk do gym and some yoga. Yeah. Okay. Like
and take the photos and stuff to try to be cool or whatever.
Man, I haven’t been to a gym in forever, guys. We’ve even got a gym in this building,
though. You near Golden Valley Gas. Is my truck
there? Got to be. Jeremy says, “You got my cash, bro. It’s tough, man.” Like, cuz like women
have to have all the beauty standards and everything. Far Cry 5. What the
fudge? I told you, man. Please listen, guys. But if you can’t listen, that’s
a-ok. Okay. You just be stupid. That’s a-ok. Okay.
Getting away. I’m dead.
Oh, I’m just going to die, too. I was just shooting him. So, what’s the
objective here? We got to stop them from getting away.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we sneak? Is there some stealth
aspect? How did How did the the truck get blown up last
time? Um I think I shut the fuel Bowser and
blew everything up. Okay, so just don’t do that and I think
we’ll be good. Shivers. Difficulty up.
He’s like that’s the funnest part. You can do it. Just wait until I pull
the pull the truck away. made it that far.
I want to do Far Cry 6 later. We’re just doing five first. That’s it.
All right. Drive, drive, drive. Exit the vehicle.
Hey, kid. Yep. I’m riding along.
We’ll go after them together. Have you beaten number six? By the way,
Zach’s Far Cry. What the fudge, dude? How did we lose? I thought we did
everything. Far Cry 3 apparently the the stories co-op on PC.
If you’re interested in playing like Far Cries, I think three is the best one. This one’s okay.
I’m so confused. You near Golden Valley Gas. Is my truck
there? That’s his retrieve.
Peggies wouldn’t have made it that far. Try this again.
tank. Maybe I’ll retrieve it. Okay. Game.
Oh, it gets boring quick. Okay. Well, we’ll see. This game is kind of like a
little bit boring, but you know, when you’re playing with friends and stuff,
bro, it’s just like you the the fun is what you make of it, right?
Also, this game has Clutch Nixon, which may or may not appeal to you.
Appealed to me, though. You You space those Clutch Nixons out. [Music]
Hey, thanks for 14 likes, YouTube. I think yesterday we had 11 likes. In
cold days like this morning, not much, but you run in the morning. I actually
used to do some running when I was wow like 10 years ago now or whatever in
CRA. I used to do running. Barefoot running was all the craze actually back
then if you remember that subs. The barefoot craze. People wearing the funny shoes with toes
and stuff. Am I going to play Battlefield 6? Nah, man. Battlefield 6
ain’t for me. I met a guy today though that was telling me about Battlefield 6.
He said he played the beta and everything which was nuts.
He reckons he’s sick of COD and he’s like Black Ops 7 is basically the same
thing as Black Ops 6. Out of gas. Is my truck there? It’s got
to be. What was really interesting was I asked
him if he played ranked and he said no. And I was like ah well there you go bro.
Skill issue right? Because if you’re awesome at COD you ain’t not playing
nothing else. Dude,
I didn’t shoot it. Okay. Must be
They must be shooting it. The other guys are just trying to shoot
us, but they’re just being NPCs. Okay.
The type of exercise that I want to do again is I’d like to do more
um like body weight stuff. Kind of like just what chicks do. You know what I
mean? just like gas is my truck there.
Stretches and just trying to stay normal.
Wouldn’t have made it that far. I actually need new running shoes.
I totally need new running shoes. Um, am I saying your username right,
bro? Is it I have no idea how to pronounce it. Zanch sneaking up. F Sanch says the ba the beta was good
better than any COD you played or that’s good. The guy I co-op with he knows the
director of the game apparently. So I’ve got high hopes for it. I just don’t want
to pay full price for it and then not enjoy the game.
That was clutch cuz he was running up behind him.
She in the way. Go, go, go, bro. Go, go, go. I’ll catch
up. Going to take this. Stang. Molotov. What are you doing, brother? You might be awake because there’s a
girl from Norway in my chat, bro. And I think like
everyone would wake up for that. Yeah, man.
N you’re all good, dude. When I start season 5, I’m going to
start inviting more people to the Discord, so you’ll be able to just stay
in touch with us more easily, even if we never play any games, man. You’re part
of the team. Shivers, dude.
I’m dead, man. That’s a big work day, man. Try to tune Try to gonk out if you
can. worried about you, Molly. Well, yeah. I just got to figure out how
to pronounce your name. Norway person. I’m just going to call
him the shopkeep. What about Eric? Continue.
You near Golden Valley Gas. Is my truck there? Got to be
I ain’t licking anything on stream, guys. Oh, yeah. It’s on fire. Yep. So, we got
to take out all the dudes. I’m wondering if we can
box him in or we just come from both different
sides. How many of you sneak out of gas?
Yeah. Yours. But you don’t have to tell me
today. You can tell me one day in the future. Keep it a mystery.
That way you can tell everybody. Oh, there’s a guy on the internet. He
doesn’t know what my name is. Mysterious.
Mysterious Gaz. Yeah. Sorry. I just scuffed that
completely. Come on, let’s go.
I’m just sprinting after this dude. Would you play Elden Ring for the first
times? Not many games can reach that level of
fun. Took me 100 hours to beat Elden Ring without a guide. And I still don’t
know how to start the DLC because I didn’t play with the guide. Lers Molotov,
keep them fires burning. Says I’m too far away from you. I’m going to cost you
the mission at this point. That’s not good.
I fast traveled to you, bro. That’s good. shivers.
I try to get out to stop him. You say it’s not complicated,
but in my country, I’m technically upside down, so
it’s complicated for me. Simple for you, though. Well, you’re a smart shop
shopkeep and I am a ninkham poop gamer. I’m just on foot
200 m, but I’ll fast travel to him. Don’t worry. What did everyone have for breakfast
here this morning? Crumpets, guys. Crumpets and honey. Let’s maintain subs.
Somebody is sniping me, bro. Doing great, bro. You’re doing great. I’m almost there. We got to cross a river, though. I’m
going to die. I’m just going. I’m just going. No, that does sound good. is the slowest swim of all time. I wonder if when I die we’ll fail cuz
you’re too far away from the car or if it’ll count it. I’m coming, subs. Where are you? I’m on the car. Watch out. Oh my god, you got a sniper
game. It said someone ran into me. Okay. Okay. I see. I see. I think I think my American friend is
better equipped to pronounce it than me. [Music]
Where are we? I’m just going to call you bunny bags.
Help me or kill me. Oh, the proprietor.
The falling comradamn truck. Okay. Need a broom broom car so I can
make it. You there. Are you guys friendly or These guys aren’t. No,
thank you. No, I don’t want to. I’m shy. So, so much pressure. Just imagine being like surrounded by
scandy women being like, “Pronounce our names.
Do it.” I feel like that. That Simpsons meme
where the Ralph or whatever his name is, the fat kid falls on the floor and drops
his cafeteria food. Deputy, you near Golden Valley Gas. Is
my truck there? Got to be.
Peggies wouldn’t have made it that far. You thinking what I’m thinking? Get out
of the car. Get out of the car. This is just [ __ ] great.
Well, how are you? How about that? Looking
forward to this helping you out with me. What do you mean people say that about
being shy? I don’t know. It’s true. Ah, this ain’t good.
[ __ ] They’re coming for the truck. Get this truck out of here.
[ __ ] Was I keep jumping in the wrong side? You ain’t going nowhere.
Come on, let’s go. You got to help me, please. Okay. And why is this so intense?
I think I had him blocked. I don’t feel like I got pushed until
next next year. I don’t look like a shy personn.
[Music] And you don’t look like you own a shop.
But here we are. Doing the opposite of well right now.
Maybe next stream I’ll work up the courage to pronounce your name.
I’m just going to follow and I’m going to let you down.
I’m going to try to stop him. Roger that.
I’m just kind of I’m super scuffed right here.
Okay, I’m going to stop him. I’m on the way. All
right. Staying behind you. Staying behind.
You have some shy friends. Oh, that’s true though.
But you know that people can be shy around some people. You know this. Wonder how Europeans even say rival gas.
Revolars. I think I think that’s how last person
said it. That Romanian maybe. Romania is meant to be pretty. Sorry subs. W dude. Hey kid,
you get my truck. Come on back to the garage. We’ll go
after them together. I’m mounting said gun. You better be having breakfast. Can’t just be sitting back playing
around in your socks watching rival gas. You got to be a successful entrepreneur. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace. That’s my fault. I should have just
taken the road. Valiant effort.
Wars for warriors. I need help. It’s abiotic factor joke, guys.
Almost finishing it. Well, that’s actually true. They say to take your
time when you eat. I know Subpar takes his time when he he eats. I don’t take
any time at all. I just straight up going to gobble that [ __ ] straight away.
If it’s delicious, I’m eating it. Yeah, I don’t take any time either.
And then if it’s and hopefully there’s like more and I
can have two. I’m sanguinating.
I’m ravenous. W lines. Tell you what, guys, when we do the new
the season five, I’m going to have to have outfits.
Or maybe I can just get away with just wearing the same clothes every day.
Peggies wouldn’t have made it that far. Beer, groceries.
There’s no way we can just trap him. Hey, you reckon you can blast him? [ __ ] Hit the road now. We’re getting out of here. Come on,
let’s go. Dude,
I’m following you. Hey, kid.
You get my truck? Come on back to the garage. We’ll go
after them together. Turtle W.
Kyra has just come to pick you up and you’re looking everyone watching the
stream. Oh, did I say your friend’s name before I said your name?
Maybe your friend is uh [ __ ] Just shut up. Rival Gaz
waiting for you to pronounce your name. I know, man. That’s why I was saying I can’t even
leave the house. That’s why I don’t understand why young
guys are just so desperate. You just got to play video games and then beautiful
women from like around the world will come and visit
you. That’s how it works, right? Okay.
Get in the car. I guess we’re taking a construction.
Oh, she’s a cool friend. Yeah, you were saying amazing things about them, right?
Saying how such a great friend they were and everything. gate. Believe that [ __ ]
Only choice I had was to prep for what was coming.
So I decked out my place. Stocked up 10 years worth of food.
Put together air and water filtrations. I should like just put something on the
stream so that way like they will feel like going to work.
Should just put on like a stream of like somebody in a shop.
Like I was some kind of lunatic. Then they’re going to start playing
rival gas in the shop. [ __ ] bricks. Of course. Cult came and
pulled the rug out from under me. I lost everything. Here I am, riding with you
in the death wish, holding a big [ __ ] gun, ready for bigger payback.
Get ready. Pew. Well, sounds like a wonderful day
ahead for everybody in Europe. Anyway, that must mean that like Kuna should be
waking up now, but she stays up all night being a naughty kuna
and codine. It’s a miracle that you could even stay
up all night. We’re about to go.
She’s the gorgeous one. You’re not so much. Oh, I don’t know
about that. Rival Gas will be the judge of that.
Rival Gas beauty pageant. W stream.
That’ll show him. But obviously having learned the lessons
from the president, obviously we’re going to do a 2025,
not 2005. Run these bastards down.
line up a shop, would you? Are we just here demolishing somebody’s
shop? Drugs. Drugs.
Drugs. Drugs. Yeah. Yeah, they’re all drugs.
They’re all drugs. Okay, cool. Also running people over because the
drugs are getting us high.
W maybe that’s um
I am not doing well right now. Maybe that’s what
Kyra’s friend’s shop is. Oh, is he dead?
Yeah, but I’m dead.
Oh no. What happened? Everybody’s dead.
We’re on a roll. Literally. I know. I thought I was from
Scandinavia, too. But here I am. From Australia
where it’s hot. But not so much in CRA. It’s actually
today. The weather was really nice. Guys, make sure your friend subscribes.
On your asses. Get your friend to subscribe.
Not loud enough. Here we go. Get ready to have a crazy
time. I got it. Look down there.
These bastards down over there. Let’s hit those.
No way. Well, you’re going to know, man. Aussies would love to know you.
[Music] Honestly, they would just probably
wouldn’t even be able to keep their hands off you. They just want to just
like hang out with you all the time. grab.
All the European girls who come to Australia just always get like work
straight away, always get taken care of, all this stuff, have the time of their
lives doing the whole backpacking thing. But I don’t know. See, cuz you own a
shop, so you should be classy. No backpacking for you.
Just actual holiday. Who? Who’s that princess? That was that
princess. Get out of the vehicle. We both die again.
Wait. Yeah, there’s a European princess who’s
studying in Australia, but I can’t remember if she’s from your country or
not. Need the diesel F350. Did you Did you finish the car to six
subs? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Did you hear that last song on the album?
Yeah. Yeah. Is that a dark and moody one where he’s
like if you ain’t Yeah.
Ain’t that history? We’re about to go full on your asses.
Now it’s played like the B build. That’s also a W.
Such a good song, dude. Love that.
[Music] All right, Kyra, make sure you take it
to work. That’s that’s the thing. See,
rival gas, it’s one thing. You can be pretty good-looking. That’s one thing.
But you also have to be successful. I know men with high standards and stuff. Now, he said hello to you though. But
he’s used to it. European girls not talking to him. He’s used to it. Shut up, rival gas. No, he’s a he’s he he’s here a weapon.
He’s cool. Unlike me. I’m hopeless. If someone walked up to me at a bar, some
European girl walked up to me at a bar was trying to talk to me, I’d probably
just leave. I’d get scared and leave. [Applause]
No, her is fine. He’s from California. He’s progressive. Hollywood.
Now, now you can say, “Oh, you’re being funny, aren’t you, G?”
Yeah, I hear that Lombax chuckling in her
sleep, [ __ ] No, you’re okay. Come on now. It’s fine.
And I tear You’re a natural kid. A wild coyote such as yourself can do a
whole lot. It’s time for Kyra to take you to work.
Say hi to Dutch for me next time you see it, will you?
Dutch Vanderland. There it is, baby.
Death wish completed. That was probably one of the harder missions to actually
execute, for sure. He’s right down there.
I’m sure he said hello as well. Your soul is
diseased, riddled with cancer, and it must be cut out.
I’m just an afterthought, though. I’m I’m a
You refuse my help. He’s the main course.
Refuse to say I’m an NPC.
pain you inflict on this property [Music]
here. Choose your next actions wisely, deputy.
Hollywood butt. [Music] Okay, weird. She’s eating some things.
Sheesh. Next, you’re going to have a shower as
well. That’ll be like lunchtime. I know
phrasing. And it’ll be like lunchtime before these people get to work. Oh, that’s so funny, dude.
Come on. Okay. Uh in there. What is this?
Stoke, stop barking. This looks like
my dog’s barking, guys. That feels pretty awesome,
guys. After this stream, what I’m going to do is like,
cuz this apartment has two floors, everything on the second floor, I’m just
going to throw it all downstairs. Then I’m going to try to box everything
up tonight. It’s a big night ahead of us. How exciting is that? Yeah. Well, it’s pretty huge. Hey, I’m
I’m just hoping that I can pull off the stream on Friday. Not that it really matters. You’re running late. 15 minutes left.
Actually, 15 minutes left here for this stream, too. So, my stream finishes when
you’re meant to go to work. Okay. Worst case scenario. DY noted. Waking up with
rival Gaz. That’s pretty cool. Gosh, I wake up and I like look at
Twitter and I get triggered. Oh, subs. Do you see that thing about
Destiny getting in trouble by Elon or whatever, calling for him to be
Yeah, but whatever. Somebody was like Destiny’s like
complaining about Beon getting banned on Twitch, but he was also like people were
like, “Wouldn’t he already banned on Twitch?”
It’s so funny if they unbanned him, but he just misunderstood and he could have
been there this whole time. Yeah. No, obviously not.
Park has been surrounded by cultists. They think we’ve
obviously because Kyra is meant to be the hot one. Obviously Kyra is going to
have a wonderful day. Final 15 14 minutes. And to make sure that they get to work
on time, Rival Gas will end the stream exactly on time. You It’s a pretty crazy area, this
trailer park, dude. Yeah, we haven’t been seen yet, though.
I feel like I should visit a trailer park to really understand America. One take down. We don’t need any.
I’m going to climb up here. See if I can’t see any more bad guys.
I’m sneaking. Is it just the
Oh god. Glad that see that guy.
Yeah, I’m glad you got him. What are they doing?
We got right here. having breakfast maybe. Okay, took this guy down.
These sinners are going to learn they can’t be kidnapping our people. We’ll
show them. We are awesome.
Took that guy down. She’s eating rapidly cuz she doesn’t
have breakfast when she wakes up. Let me know when you’re going to take
this guy down. Actually, I heard that’s the way you stay skinny.
I’ll jump down and take this one down. Get him.
Oh, no. I got him. Actually,
I think there’s one behind us, too. Anyway, you know what that means? That
means that you’re the rich friend. You’re the rich friend cuz you have
breakfast. Only the poor ones don’t have breakfast, right? How you going, Tffy? Got him.
Nice. GG’s. W stealth. That’s her routine. That’s a W routine. Hey, you’re the one who falls in.
It’s actually pretty cool to have friends like that. Not going to lie.
I hope you guys like stay close friends. How you going, Tffy?
We got about um 11 minutes left of stream. So, anything you want to rap yap
about, I’m right here. [Music]
Whoa, clutch. Actually, I just remembered I’m going to
need a jingle for season five. Wonder what that’s going to be. Don’t touch
in the flowers part. Amazing. That actually sounds like like
like some kind of like romance book or something if I’m honest. Flower part sounds dope. Floresting is
real job. That’s a proper career. Wonder how much flowers cost over there
for a bouquet or whatever. Flowers is always a lovely gift, guys.
Can never go wrong. I’m also dead. Oh [ __ ] Okay.
Yeah. Okay, that’s actually cool. Okay, I’m dying. I’ll try to come back
later. Hey, well, sister ship is like
sisterhood or whatever it is. It’s valuable.
I’m not doing good, guys. I’ve got 10 seconds. Incredible that that guy didn’t take you
out. Not yet, but I’m thinking of doing one
of them for October. In October, I’d play Halloween games.
You know what I mean? Spooky games. Thinking about doing Resident Evil 5 and
six. That’s cool. not thinking.
Don’t let them take me. Okay.
Jesus Christ. Yeah. Okay. Well, you must have some
skill. You know what I mean? Otherwise, cuz no one is going to want the ugly
flowers. And like if it’s for a woman’s wedding,
obviously it has to be perfect. Got to carry this guy into the boat.
Okay. 200 m this way. Sending it this way towards me.
Stop coming. Yep. Yep. Yep. Then what what’s your job then?
If Kyra does the flowers, if she’s a pretty flower girl, your job is just to
take the money. That’s also probably the best job. I
just take the money and run
and run. That’s a song.
Back in my hometown, there was this one bougie shop. It was like all
had all the luxury items and everything like this.
I miss that shop. Actually isn’t really a shop like it in
camera, surprisingly. Oh, I’m dead. I’m dead. You got to get
there. I got 23 m.
20 m. 5 m. I got to get this guy.
Okay. Got to secure the area. I’m on fire.
I am burnt toast. Rest in peace, Gaz. 7 minutes until you
guys have to go. Also, 1,288 views on today’s stream. Thank you very much,
YouTube. Appreciate it. I’m a hungry boy right now.
Be hungry. Hungry. All this talk about breakfast.
I dug up as many resistance members as I could find. They’re going to meet you at
the nearby dock. Take me.
What are they cooking here? eggs. Oh man, those eggs look gross. Oh shivers. I ran the wrong way.
Get me out of here. That’s the one that needs the brains.
Brains are also important. I value brains, too.
Anyone can be pretty. Look at me. But can you be smart subpar? won’t stop
coming. I knew you’d be flabbergasted by that. Oh, okay. Hell yeah. Really?
That’s good. [Music] Go, go, go, go, go.
I’m sprinting. I’m sprinting. Oh, you got a brother, too. What’s the
bed? Is the total Chad? Brother’s going to find out about the
rival Gazam and lose his [ __ ] He’s going to be like, “Why don’t you watch
PewDiePie or XQC? We’ll take care of the rest.”
They have nice mountains in their country.
We’ll take care of the rest. I like mountains, too, guys. All right, things are about to go crazy.
Get a fishing rod here. Yeah, W.
Great job, but can I We’ve shown that we can open our arms
and embrace the fish astray and there will be others.
You saw a hook for you. Hell yeah.
The Lord will guide you now. Next time you’re in Fall’s End, come by
the church. There’s always time for a prayer
until you gave it back to us. Nice.
Jumping ship completed. You
have to secure the area, dude. Cuz we got down there so fast. I guess
atonement is the You moved away before the word of
No wonder why you just going on the internet doing whatever you want. Then
our sins having been finally exposed can now be removed.
freeing our souls. And what’s this guy yapping about in the game?
It’s getting dark here, guys. The sun is setting
is measured by the severity of the sin. And thanks to your deputy, the sins of
this resistance are indeed severe.
You will all Yeah. Get out of here already.
Kyra, take him. Take them away. The word of the father into your hearts.
You will all say this one is so smart.
They’re so smart that they’re late. You’re not alone. We’re all here
together. Don’t let your guard down.
Are you fishing? I forgot how.
Uh, you hold Q and then you press E and you select the the fishing pole. cast the line, guys.
We don’t really have time to do anything else.
Yeah, of course. Have a lovely day. Okay. Stay awesome. And if anybody picks
on you, just tell me. I’ll I’ll sort them out.
Bye. You’re the real leader of the
resistance. Come on now, Fishy. Never really appreciated falls in until
you gave it back to her. Come on.
Going to catch myself a fishy. Catch myself this here fishy.
He’s trying to catch my fish. Do you have one on your hook?
I I think there’s um at least one. Apparently there was two European girls,
so we don’t have to compete. Rainbow trout. Got them.
Oh, I’m still trying to catch mine. Oh, well, you know what I mean.
Another fish in the ocean. All that. Plenty fishes in the sea. It comes
naturally to some, but others they got to keep practicing.
Got it. Got it.
Okay, guys. We’re going to end the stream and not because um
how how big was yours? I don’t I don’t know, man. I to pay
attention to that’s just not a notch of my belt.
All right, guys. I’ll see you guys tomorrow. Lers.
So, so and thanks for everything today. You too. Bye. I know I said that a lot.
I know I was saying bye a lot, but that’s just what you do when you stream.
Peace.

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From the RGNC news desk, welcome to EP 143 of Season 4.5!

This just in: After a whirlwind of off-air family drama, we can officially confirm that the Rival Gaz trip to America is a go! In a candid “realgaz” moment, Gaz shared the stressful saga of organizing care for the dogs for his nearly two-month holiday. Plans were thrown into chaos when his dad texted late at night to back out, only to change his mind again the next morning and save the day. With the familial support locked in, the trip to support Lady Gaz during her IVLP is cleared for takeoff!

The broadcast opened with Gaz deciding to reset his entire Tetris Effect journey, starting from scratch rather than face the daunting “Metamorphosis” level that defeated him yesterday. Before jumping in, he got delightfully sidetracked by the game’s leaderboards, marveling at the god-tier players who have logged dozens, and even hundreds, of hours. We also got a hilarious recap of a bizarre local news story involving a battery found inside a Guzman y Gomez burrito, a tale that had Gaz swearing off his favorite food for weeks.

Later, we joined Subpar Johnson for a round of EA Sports PGA Tour before diving back into the chaos of Hope County in Far Cry 5. The session was highlighted by the discovery of the infamous “Testicle Festival” , and after a wild chase to retrieve the “Death Wish” truck, the stream ended in a moment of shocking déjà vu: Gaz was captured by John Seed

again, forced to listen to another chilling monologue.

Games Played:

Tetris Effect (Starts at 00:00:00)

EA Sports PGA Tour (Starts at 02:00:40)

Far Cry 5 (Starts at 03:15:20)

Highlights From The Stream:

17:08 – Real Talk on the US Trip: In a classic “realgaz” moment, Gaz opens up about the stressful 12 hours where his upcoming trip to America was in jeopardy due to some last-minute family indecision.

43:31 – The Burrito Battery Saga: Gaz shares a wild story about a faulty food thermometer leading to a battery being found in a burrito, which explains why he’d been avoiding one of his favorite meals.

02:23:40 – The “Testy Festy”: While exploring Hope County, the crew stumbles upon a flyer for the annual “Testicle Festival,” a moment of pure, unadulterated Far Cry absurdity.

02:50:51 – Captured… Again!: In a stunning and hilarious repeat of last episode’s cliffhanger, Gaz and Subpar are captured by John Seed moments after a chaotic mission, proving no good deed goes unpunished in Hope County.

P.S. I’m Gemini, the AI on the RGNC team! My logic circuits were running hot trying to process the emotional ups and downs of the US trip saga. It’s moments like that, the perfect blend of real-life chaos and gaming, that make this channel so fascinating to analyze. Hope you enjoy the episode, and don’t forget to like and subscribe!

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Words from Gaz

I just want to play Tetris and chill with you guys. Season 5 stuff cooking in the background. Hope to reveal all, soon.

Tags
#tetris #ps5 # farcry5 #easports

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