Can you survive the alien invasion unleashed in DESTROY ALL HUMANS! FULL Playthrough

Can you survive the alien invasion unleashed in DESTROY ALL HUMANS! FULL Playthrough

[Music] [Music] See, this is what I’m   I disappear for a couple of weeks 
and you cut me out of all the action. Well, after a riveting night of what we were 
hoping was going to be a casting of a stone of a frank variety, we decided that we might 
um I don’t know, get back a little bit of the hubris of things we like in life. And so we 
thought you could join us both to test to see if OBS is going to be the thing responsible for 
the game’s crashing or if we could destroy all humans. So I’ve downloaded another game. Uh and 
Rhi’s here with me. How you going Rhi? I’m good, honey. I’m just trying to work out. We’re 
playing a game that says we’re going to   destroy all humans. And this is something 
that we like. Yeah. Well, because yes, we’re going to be invading the planet dirt and 
we’re going to be hopefully destroying all humans   in a very sort of 1950sesesque sci-fi Mars Attacks 
sort of vibe cartoony game. Um yeah, I thought it was opportune after all of the failings that we 
had with um the Super Massive Games tonight. Yeah, that was a massive disappointment, but I’m super 
glad that we’re back. Yeah, by the sounds of it, it’s um we’re not the only ones who have had these 
problems. So, um if you have played the demo, hopefully you’ve had a better experience than 
we have and hopefully they’re going to be able   to fix those glitches in about 3 hours before 
the um whole thing goes out there for the rest of the world to play. But in the meantime, yeah, 
we’re going to be playing a game called Destroy   All Humans um which is all positive reviews. I 
think it was a game initially released in 2005, then they remade it for 2020, and there is now a 
destroy all humans too, but um all of the reviews on Steam seem to be mostly positive. So yeah, it 
looks like fun. Hopefully you guys will enjoy it too. Um I’m kind of looking forward to it and I 
think that it’ll be a little bit of fun out there   for us to all play as well. Hello Kate Miller and 
hello Jaden. Thank you for joining us. We hope you’re getting to enjoy this experience as well 
um with not so much high stakes as the previous um ones were having. So yes, um but yeah, I I also 
did report it because the game didn’t work for us. So it was sort of like yeah, broken. Uh so we’ll 
see if that does anything. Who knows? I’m more hoping that they’re going to see it and they’re 
going to know how to rectify it and it’s going to   not inhibit people who have already spent money 
on the games because again we don’t want it to fail. We want it to work. We want it to go well. 
It looks like it would be an interesting story um from everything that Ree told me about it as 
well that she’s seen about it. I mean she reported   initially on it um on QUIZarenaLIVE and so we’ve 
been looking for it for quite a while. So yeah, we’re hoping that it does go through and 
yes is enjoyable. But in the meantime, let’s destroy all humans. So, good way to get our 
um our angst out. So, I’m going to turn off my um camera and we’re going to see how we play this 
cuz we’re going to press any button to initiate   the invasion. I haven’t played this yet. This 
is completely new to me, but um I’ve seen the trailers and things like this. It just looks like 
it’s going to be some fun. It kind of reminds me   the same sort of fun vibe as uh Saints Row 4, 
which you got to be a superhero and it all had to do with aliens and things like this. So, yeah, 
hopefully it’s going to be a lot of fun. So, yes,   let’s dive in. I loved watching I loved watching 
you play that. Yes, it’s so much fun. Maybe one day we’ll go back to playing that as well, too, 
because it’s very enjoyable. Sort of like GTA 5,   but you can fly. Anyway, let’s press 
this button and initiate the invasion. New skin added to the collection. Oh, okay. I 
don’t know what that means just yet. I know. I’m already getting like Invader Zim vibes. 
So, new game. Empty. Just like my bladder. Humans on planet Earth, be advised. Whilst the 
experience has been upgraded, the content and   historical record of the original invasion of the 
Furons remains a near identical clone. The story, words, and images contained within may be shocking 
to you and things that I can’t read before it   disappears. [Music] Yes, Kriswell predicts. 
Hello, friends. Have you ever gazed up into the night sky and wondered at the possibility 
of life on other planets? What marvelous beings might exist out there? Hands extended in 
friendship, awaiting the moment when we humans take our first tentative steps into space. What 
tales will be told of that glorious day when we are first contacted by our brothers from beyond 
the stars. [Music] Destroy all humans. One giant step on mankind. Five. All systems go, General. 
Four. Come on, baby. Show us what you got. Three. What the hell? Two. What in the blue blazes 
is that? One. No. Wait. Stop the countdown. Success. Good night. Oh no. [Music] [Music] Ah. Oh, incompetent fool. I should never have sent you. 
What’s shaking, Pox? You look a little, what’s the word? Constipated. Let’s just say I hope you turn 
out to be less of an evolutionary dead end than your predecessor. You lost me. Shall I tell you a 
secret? Few of our people know this, but the DNA patterns in our cloning banks are becoming more 
and more degraded with each new clone. That’s bad, right? Only if we want to retain our immortality 
through cloning. Of course, it’s bad. I sent Krypto 136 in search of a planet we visited many 
eons ago. A planet seeded with pure Furon DNA. But I lost contact. Let me get this straight. You 
sent me him, Krypto136, to a hostile planet, and he’s disappeared. Maybe captured, maybe even 
being tortured as we speak. Well, I wouldn’t jump to any conclusion. I bet you wouldn’t. Let me tell 
you something, Pox. You’re a smart cookie. But there’s a time for thought and there’s a time for 
action, and this is one of those times. Which the second one? Perhaps you’re right. 137. Of course 
I’m right. You kidding me? A cryptosperidium captured by a bunch of monkeys. We got to go 
in. We got to crack some craniums. We got to rescue me. Him. He’s got to rescue me. I mean, 
we got to I got a brainsman. When do I get to blow things up? Patience, Krypto. Patience. I take 
your point. Prepare the mother ship. That’s what I’m talking about. So, what’s the name of this 
crummy planet? Our destination, the planet Earth. That’s one mother ship. Good day, 
[ __ ] Yes, we’re playing Destroy All Humans. A fun cartoonish game where 
we get to annihilate the human race. What? Okay. So awesome. I didn’t know we actually get to choose missions and things. 
Archives. What’s archives? Whoa. are trained to board sources quickly and 
without hesitation. Furon drills sergeants   will stand for nothing less. Good old staff 
sergeant heart furon get in. Stop hanging around my saucer. Get in or quit. You little 
monkey piece of excrement. Now move it. Those were the days. Gastro 999. To board. Stand 
directly underneath the saucer. Hold E. Okay. Source of controls. Yep. Source 
of boarding. E. Beautiful. Okay. We can choose skins. Ain’t no man. 
Let’s Can I select this one? Oh, gold. Look at me. Gold. And I already 
got a little achievement for that. A Frosty Krampus. Well, we know what we’re choosing Lab. Welcome to my little laboratory. You 
may not have known this, but I flatter myself to be something of an inventor. In 
my spare time, I’ve been developing some   truly impressive weapon and ability upgrades. 
I’d be happy to share them with you if you’ve got something for me in trade. Say some 
of that delious DNA you’ve collected. So, we’ve got zero DNA at the moment, but we can come 
back and get those powers later. Yes. Okay. Well,   let’s start this mission. I’m excited, R. You’re 
excited. I lost it over the Krampus head. Yes, I know, right? I was like, that is so cute. 
And then I remembered the Krampus mansion in Ghost Exile. And it’s not so cute. It’s not so 
cute. It’s terrifying. Okay, let’s start mission. Hi, Logan. Hey, Logan. My Krampus thorns 
are um breaching through the glass. Oh, okay. How utterly predictable. You’re saying 
utterly because of the cow, right? Yes. [Music] Who the first person to look at a cow and then 
go, I I suck on that. I’ll just drink whatever   comes out of it. Plan 42 from outer space. Yes. 
Okay. I might love this game. You think? Oh, they’ve hidden all the right check boxes. 
This is great. And there’s a sequel, too. [Music] So, we’re getting the DNA 
from cows or just any life form. It’s pretty unlike stone. Yes, Logan. There was issues with the 
carpenter Frank and the game is officially out. He’s got hoops. Orthopox to Cryptosparidium 137. Come in, 
Cryptosporidium. Krypto here. How’s the view from the safety of the mother ship? Very 
funny. Let’s just say I’m glad I’m up here and you’re down there. Loathome little planet. Now, 
Krypto, to ensure this invasion runs smoothly, it is imperative we identify the dominant life 
forms on this world. Those lactating bovoids are likely candidates. Surely you don’t mean those 
foul smelling gas bags beyond the fence. Yes, I’m afraid I do. But they’re covered 
in nipples. Now, Cryptosperidium. Oh, that’s great. Yes, Krypto. Do verify your 
suit is working under Earth’s atmospheric conditions. Get a move on. Yes, Invader Sim 
references. So good. And Re, you can jump. Yes, this is available on Steam. Yeah, it came 
out in 2020 2020. Yeah. [Music] And if you’re liking this and you’ve played it before, 
there is a sequel. Destroy all humans, too. Jump in the paddles. We can peer 
into the minds of lower life forms via the cortex scan. Rip the preiterate thoughts 
from their pathetic little brains. These code extensions primitive yet 
profound. Scan another one again with some moo. I think these 
lactating bovoids are trying to fool us. Oh, they eat with their mouths. Uh, I think 
I’m going to be violently ill. Attention, Earth creatures. This planet is now part of the 
Furon Empire. Your benevolent masters welcome you. At this time, we wish to abduct 
you for the purpose of scientific   research. The procedure will be protracted and 
invasive. Do you have any objections? [Music] Earth creature, I am addressing 
you. Respond or be vaporized. Oh, it’s winning. I don’t care how 
many stomachs you have. I don’t have   time for this. There better be vomit in this 
game. We all have evolved. It was literally [ __ ] I think it target an object or 
creature, then lift it into the sky. Okay, we use PK to finish off the belligerent 
bow vines. Slam them into the ground. [Music] Oh. Oh, yes. Richard. Oh, look at its dainty fall. Curse these creatures to 
each other. Good work. house. I’m so glad we don’t tell he’s having barbecue 
for dinner. Wow, look at them teeth. Wait a   minute. That ain’t steak. That’s Holy mother. 
I get killed if I say King Charles. Is that treason? This looks like a job for the Zapumatic. 
We’re in Australia. I think you’re good. Oh, what? What am I going to do? Oh, I 
ran right. Extract and collect the brain stem from what’s left of the agricultural 
engineer. Okay, so now we got to extract brain. You can consume the brain stem and collect the 
furon DNA. Just Hey, nice 25. Harold, come on back. You got to see this. They got a talking 
horse on the TV. I ain’t never seen nothing like little green spaceman. I’m a red spaceman. 
I am not green. Yeah, you tell them 137. Shields. As long as the shields have energy, they 
protect you from harm. A gauge showing the current charge appears. a shield. It’s fully charged. 
Okay. Okay. Do I have Yeah. Okay. Yeah. When you get hit or touch water, shields deplete. Some 
impacts more damage than others. If it damaged further, the shields slowly recharge after a few 
seconds. Okay. Shield bar shows red when it’s out   of energy. Any hit could be lethal. Oh, no. Uh 
dodge projectiles or retreat from a battle until shields begin recharging. Collect brain stems. 
reduces the shield dechar cool recharge delay. The saucer also has a shield. To recharge it, 
use its drain ability on humans or vehicles. Oh, instead the saucer shield doesn’t recharge 
automatically. God damn it. Be merciless. Let none survive. Okay. Wait. Wait. 
What’s this? Okay. Yes. Get us. [Music] That’s so good. Oddly satisfying. [Music] Nobody mind me. I’m just making a list 
of people I’d like to do this to. Yes. Yes. Oh, the music’s good, too. Can I read the brains? This is my place. 
You ain’t welcome here. I can only shoot. [Music] [Music] Oh, cool. I can do that at the same time. Good work, Krypto. Achievement. 
Two achievements. [Music] Evening, Ms. Turnup Seed. We got a call from 
Farmer Dixon over the other side of the state road. Said he heard some pretty strange 
noises coming from over this way. Little green policeman. What is that? A new electrocuted 
him with a big krypto. That human law enforcement officer is attempting an unauthorized entry of 
your spacecraft. If those pea brains were to get their hands on your quantum deconstructor, they 
could rip a hole in the space-time continuum. That doesn’t sound good. Oh, the furity. 
Vaporize them. Krypto jetpack. What? Yes. Hey, make it over the fence. Yes. Hello. That 
says, “Can I read your brain?” I read your brain. My radar shows more humans approaching. Get in your flying saucer and annihilate 
everything in your path. I want their   brains first. Do I kill her too or she run 
off? I don’t know. Oh, there she is. I want to see if I can read a brain. Good night, 
John Boy. Oh, wait. It’s still daytime. What’s all this commando talk? I don’t know 
about all that. My bloomers are loverly and comfortable. Oh, that Elliot mess. I’d get 
touchable for him. Heavens to Betsy. Did I just think that? What it kill the man to compost? 
Sheesh. Oh gosh, she fell over. I’m going to pick her up and throw her in the air. She She’s just 
falling over. That toxic horse is the darkest thing. Maybe never talks. Maybe it’s only horses 
that talks about green everywhere. What if you’re still alive? Kate just says, “I’m going commando 
right now.” Uh, you’re not the only one, Kate. Oh, yes we do. Enter. Take a spin in yourself. 
Get a feel for the controls and then go ahead and start shooting. Destroy all buildings. Leave no 
trace. Bomb those monkeys back to the stone age. Perfect. Oh, this great game is great. Okay, good. I’ll destroy the car, too. Nice shooting, Krypto. Crypto’s 
taken on a different meaning now. Move out, man. Move. Move. Move. I don’t know, but I’ve been told. I don’t 
know, but I’ve been told. Joe McCarthy is good as gold. Joe McCarthy’s good as gold. Oh, 
great. The human military industrial complex. We can’t allow them to alert their leaders to 
our presence. Exterminate them now. Open fire. Krypto, I hereby give you official permission 
to destroy all humans. Yeah, you do. I don’t know if I should do this from the air 
or in the ground so I can get their brains. I feel like you need brains. That 
came out wrong. Yeah, we do. We land destroy. There are more to the north than 
the bushes. Those bushes. Replenish your saucer shields by draining any 
human being. Oh [ __ ] [Music] down. Oh, off to the side. Okay, so all 
the arrows around you are showing you [Music] the arrows around 
you. Yeah. So when you get No. Um before as you were sort 
of raising up your flying saucer, there was arrows indicating 
where the enemies are located. Gosh, he has rain. The humans are making a 
final push. Wipe them out once and for all. Whoa. [Music] I want to see him too. [Music] Perfect. [Music] Where else are there military forces? Oh, [Music] excellent work, Krypto. [Music] Yes. Now, who’s this? You have to be all right. Men in black. Did 
you see what I saw? You bet your sweet ass I did. What did you see? Little green man in 
a flying saucer wiping out the best infantry unit in the US Army. Right. Good. Me too. 
Green. Not gray. Don’t be a stiff. You know what it means? Absolutely. What? It means the 
papers got it right for once. Get on the horn to Silhouette. We’ve got the worst case scenario. 
The Egghheads were actually on to something. I don’t believe it. Believe it. Roswell was only 
the beginning. The invasion is on. It’s down. Measure successful. 80% complete. Drown a cow 
in the lake. That’s what I had to do. Kill the farmer’s wife using a chicken. I didn’t know. 
That’s hilarious. And that’s so good. If I had known, I definitely would have tried to achieve 
that. I would have happily died to kill the   farmer’s wife using a chicken. Um, I unlocked 
the scan cortex, the photosynthesis, sorry, uh, photo um, kinesis, zeppamatic, 
brain extraction, jetack thrusters, death ray, energy drain, matrix system. 
Matrix means womb. Um, in the pox lab, I’ve got the iridium arc splitter, the fluxo cell 
capacitor capacitor, the nuclear blister inducer, and the liquid N2 cooling. I don’t know what they 
are, but let’s return to the mother ship. Well, you know what I’m thinking right now? I’m thinking 
we do a like spike. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do a like spike. Like this here video if if you’re liking 
the alien. If you are enjoying the stream, let’s do it. Let’s do a like spike. So, if you are 
enjoying the stream, make sure you smack that like   button in 3 2 1. Like spike. Yeah. Boom, baby. 
Really? There you go. That’ll do. I haven’t got the UTC one up, so we just got different sound 
effects. Yay. Yes. Like Spike as we read the Grover County Gazette. Cattle mutation pandemic 
farmer dis disappears amidst cow abuse allegations gold. This is this is so childish. I love it. It’s 
so good. And there’s like Edwood references in here. There’s um Invader Zim references. It’s 
great. Well, actually Logan just made mention before that the guy voicing Pops is the same 
person who voiced Invader Zim to help bring about of Earth and reign of the Furon Empire. Cuz 
initially that was um Billy West, but then there was another took it over. Our species was 
doomed. Eons of waging war on inferior races with unregulated atomic weaponry had mutated our genes. 
We could not propagate due to our complete and utter lack of genitalia. Fortunately, a Furon 
ship happened upon Earth on its way back from destroying the Martians. Human society was young 
and nubile sailors on a foreign planet letting off steam. One thing led to another. Long story 
short, every human being alive today has buried deep in his genetic code a strand of furon DNA. 
Over the eons, we’ve learned to clone ourselves, but with each iteration, the information degrades, 
and the results are increasingly unpredictable. The Furon genes in humanity’s DNA 
are ancient, uncorrupted. They represent the future of the Furon race. 
If only we can get at them. H I like it. Okay. A softer upgrade perhaps. No. 
How about your gun or your abilities? Awesome. I’m stoked we can upgrade. Should we 
upgrade Krypto or the saucer? Crypto. Crypto. Okay. So, oh, we’ve only got I can have four 
fluxo cell capacitor. Increases the battery charge capacity. Yeah, that sounds good. 
I think it’s the only thing we can do. So, yeah, let’s go with that upgrade. 
Yes, achieved. a pox on your gear. Yes. Okay, good. Back we go. What 
can we get on the saucer? Oh, is there? Yes. Yes. I I do 
feel happier on the ground. I would too, but that’s cuz I get vertigo. 
Yeah. Okay, good. That’s great. Looks so good. Okay. Mission select. Another 
mission. Challenge unlocked. Yes, it’s one we just did. Oh, what? 
Explore area to retrieve Furon probes. Don’t know if we can go back. Race Armageddon 
abduction race rampage. I don’t know. No, let’s just do a new mission. Okay. Earth 
women are delicious. Yes. As in like Yeah, we are. The um it was a Jim Carrey. It was 
Jeff Goldblin and who was the other guy? I can’t remember. Um, but yes, Earth Girls 
Are Easy was the movie. Great references. Grandpa’s Attack. Mr. Multiverse. Yay. Marvel would be proud. Dina Davis was Damon Wayne up ahead congregating 
at some of the holy ground. Here’s the plan. I want you Jeff Jim Carrey Damon Wayne. Dina 
Davis back to your ship for Michael McCain from Clue. Oh, Michael McCain. Wow. Oh, 
and Larry Lindel and Gina Davis. Absolutely amazing. and brilliant and gorgeous. Now I want 
to see the fly again because of what was it the   power couple that once was Jeff Goldblin and 
Gina Davis two very tall individuals. Okay, alert levels. The eye icon The eye icon shows 
whether or not a human is looking at you. A blue icon shows you are still disguised or unnoticed. 
The alert level will not increase. The eye icon lights up when humans see an alien or 
an alien activity. Hm. When the gauge is red, prevent the alert level from increasing by 
neutralizing the human witnesses. Okay. Neut neutralizing. Zapping them, I’m assuming. Yeah. 
Yeah. The gauge turns yellow if witnesses escape. Uh, activating the corresponding alert levels. 
The first level just increases human awareness, while higher levels are more hazardous. 
H. During stealth missions, stay below the   indicated threshold or the mission will fail. Oh, 
damn. It’s stealth. Lower the alert level by first escaping to break line of sight and laying low or 
activating the hollowob. Okay, this is probably one I’m going to fail at. So, let’s hopefully well 
not. Krypto, that human is aware of your presence. The more people become aware of you, the 
more chance that those human policemen and   the military will come to investigate you and 
take you down. Oh, yes. Look at that. Don’t forget to disguise yourself, Krypto. You’re not 
exactly inconspicuous, you know. Holobress F. Oh, wait. Do I disguise myself as 
him? What? Yeah, I have to. What? Look at that. Holy crap. Holy crap. That’s 
awesome. Use the holob ability to take on a holographic human disguise. The target human, 
meanwhile, is frozen and invisible. Wow. Scanning human brains with cortex scans regenerates holob. 
Holob will drop if it’s not regularly recharged. I’m using a lot of his DNA. Um, using powerful 
mental abilities, weapons, or other offensive actions disrupt Hollowob, making it deplete 
faster and briefly revealing crypto. God, Holob will be compromised. If humans witness its 
activation or its disruption, neutralize them, use forget or escape to restore holob. Okay, 
now that you’re sufficiently disguised, continue using the cortex scan to maintain 
the illusion. You wouldn’t want to lose concentration while surrounded by enemies. They’re 
bumping ugly in those cars. Look at them go. Well, if the vans are rocking, don’t come 
knocking. I was about to say they’re distracted,   so I’m fine. Oh no, I need to holler somebody 
else. You boy. Yes. Look at it. Look at that peeping top. That is a butter. Okay. Enter the 
fair. Okay. I’m disguised. So, can I just like fall above everyone? Yeah. Sweet. I’m a cop now. 
Oh, yeah. Yeah. What we need is the dumbest, weakest willed, most malleable human we can 
find. Admittedly, the competition will be fierce. You just have to scan them all. Crap. 
Crap. Crap. What am I going to do? Jesus. How am I going to go back to the guy on the fence? 
Go back to the guy on the fence. That’s right,   baby. I’m going commando. I’m free and 
easy. Wait, wait. Who saw me? Who saw me? I heard something. I don’t know. I heard 
a I heard a lady. I’m going to run away. Holob compromised. Crap. Why am I not looking like that? 
She didn’t take anybody. Okay. Um, okay. So, this thing has got 
to be constantly recharged. So,   you just got to go for someone else now. 
Well, man, she may be the dumbest Miss Rockwell ever. And check out them cantalopes. 
God, I love America. This human seems to be on to something. We wonders never 
cease. Keep scanning the humans. No. No. [ __ ] I’m taking his brain. [ __ ] Jesus. How are we going to find information if 
you kill important people? I know. I didn’t mean to. To the mother [ __ ] Oh, damn. I failed. I 
failed. Stealth is not your friend. No. There’s a lot to think about with this holo bomb thing. Re 
replay. Yes, we didn’t die, but we are replaying. Hey Richard, would you like a fun fact about Earth 
Girls Are Easy, most Did you know that Gina Davis and Jeff Goldblin were married during the filming 
of that? Oh crap. You just have to scan them all. Mhm. Okay. Okay. Now, what’s now? So, don’t press 
E. That takes their Ah, that’s the one. Well, I guess there’s nothing wrong with animals 
peaceibly organized some pig on a spider’s web. What in the world did that mean? Awesome. Oh, give 
me a home where the Charlotte’s Web reference. That’s great. No, that’s going to stuck. Find 
me a policeman, then a construction worker, and then maybe an Indian. I’d make me a barberh shop 
quartet like no other. Okay. Okay. So, I got to YMCA. Yes. Village People reference. Yes. Bring 
it on, bad guys. I’m going all Joe Friday. I have a dragnet out for evildoers. Okay, 
so why is my holob not depleting out here? Is it because you’re constantly reading mines? 
Oh, is that is that what’s doing it? I don’t know. That’s the only thing that you’re doing 
differently. So, there you go. Look, you’re   starting to fade now. Yep. What’s an Elvis? Yes, 
it is. Must be a new type of 10gon hat. I want to Man, that talking horse on TV is a hoot. Wonder 
how they What’s an Elvis? Must be a new model car. I got to upgrade to one of those. Is it possible 
to have two changes alive? She’s alive. Where’s a chicken? Nixon, is there anything he can’t do? 
That Huffman should step aside for tricky dick. My mom is Martin, but my uncle Milty in a 
dress be still my aching heart. I have 12 barn. All I can think about. So that’s what 
they mean by a roll in the hay. Man, oh man. She may be the dumbest Miss Rockwell ever. And 
check out them cantalopes. God, I love America. I like that Jaden says to be on to something [Music] like E is right next to R on 
the keyboard. So I got to make sure that I don’t extract their brains as I did before. Everyone saw it. Would it kill her to eat tofu? 
If only I could. If you’re going to take a brain, at least you’re taking an entertainer’s brain. Joe 
Bob the chicken. That is Damn, I love that animal. What the hell is that? I don’t know. Clearly 
the best test of a viable president. That B withers makes my britches burn. His that Ike 
seems like the guy I’d want to have over for a barbecue. He’s got my vote. Not that fleas bag 
Huffman. I wonder what my Bessie thinks about becoming beef steaks in a supermarket someplace. 
Steak. Oh no. So we bogart the delusions. I like my delusions. So I’m guessing that guy there is 
the one that we need. The cortex scale. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Town’s doing great. Business is 
booming. Hope is on the way. yada yada yada.   Let’s barrel through this puppy so I can get 
down to the real business of governing. Making time with the delicious Miss Rockwell. Tell 
me that that does not sound like Queen ooze. A pattern is emerging. Scan some more human minds. 
Krypto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Town’s doing great. Business is booming. Hope is on the way. yada 
yada yada. Let’s barrel through this puppy so I   can get down to the real business of governing. 
Making time with the delicious Miss Rockwell. [Music] Oh, where have I been in that 
sheet? I got to target those ones. Finally, I was going to flip my lid if mama made me take 
one more slurp of cabbage soup. Gross chicken. Chicken of the sea. Is there something you’ve 
got to explore? Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. All right, Krypto. I’ve analyzed all the thoughts you’ve 
collected, and I think I’ve isolated the perfect subject for you to probe and vaporize. No. Abduct 
and bring back to the mother ship. My way is more fun. Abduct, not vaporize. Everybody likes to go, 
but humanity ain’t going to annihilate itself. All I’m saying. Can I finish? Can I stop you? As I was 
saying, the newly crowned Miss Rockwell looks like a prime candidate for testing. She’s envied and 
desired by other humans. She’s highly persuadable. Best of all, she apparently has a brain the size 
of a peanut. Hypnotize her and send her back to your ship for collection. I was hoping that the 
um the girls on the stage were actually going to have the higher IQs ahead of everyone. Implant 
a command on a puny human brain. Okay. Bend its will to ours. Implant. Hold on. Hold E. Don’t 
just press E. Jesus. Okay. I’m going to read someone’s brain so that I don’t disappear. I can 
feel my arteries clogging up right this second and I like it. I want to thank all the little 
people, but there’s no time. I’m not going to read a brain. Yep. I don’t know what that Johnny 
was sewing, but I don’t think it was ever. Mhm. That talking horse is the darnest thing. 
Wonder why our Bessie never talks. Okay, I need a break. That cow’s starting to look 
a little too good to stay in the vicinity. Which way’s the exit? Is it just me or is the sidewalk? 
Enjoy the fair. Oh, and don’t ride the mangler. It’s a freaking death trap. Try riding that thing. 
Must keep going. Feet mangler is a Toby Hooper film starring Robert England. Nice. There’s also 
a scientist. I left my purse in the tent. Mhm. The Mangler movie is about a um the same thing 
just then. No reason to be afraid. Nothing bad ever happens to people who go into dark and 
mysterious woods. The right way. Yes. Not in fairy tales. Of course. Last year. Yeah. We got 
the rocking cars. Yeah. The rocking cars. That   guy’s going. Nothing to worry about here. 
I don’t remember parking here. Of course, I can’t ever remember where I parked. My 
car seems bigger and rounder and saucer shaped. Wa! This is just like my dream. I 
can’t wait to tell Dr. Freeman about this. Yes. Yes. La. And lots of wavy hair like 
Li. Wait a minute. Liberace, where am I? This sure doesn’t look like 
the pie eating contest. Depends on your definition of pie. Uh-oh. Uhoh. 
What’s happening? Oh god, please. Okay, we are back. I don’t know why it keeps 
crashing, but we got the same error. Well,   slightly different from the last one, but still 
an NVC error. So, I think it has something to do with Nvidia. But we are going to jump 
into our spaceship. [Music] Wreak havoc by using your saucer’s abduto beam to levitate a 
creature or object. Okay. Creature or object. What do I have to get? Oh, okay. Well, these 
guys are living in sin. So, let’s abduct and Oh, I see. We abducted that way and then 
throw them out that way. Okay. Look at Look at that. That’s some fun 
right there. [Music] bonus. Oh, he picked up the cup. Oh, that was too short. Yes, commies. Comeies. [Music] through you wild. We’re under attack. You Yes. That’s more like it. Bring me [Music] On your knees, cowboys. No, baby. Yes. You ferris wheel. That’s the way. Space Invaders. [Music] No. Let’s do it. [Music] Yes. There we go. Yeah. It’s totally satisfying. Said poor carnival. Poor 
carnival. Parkour. Parkour [Music] 197. Okay. Esser posing as the 
mayor. Oh, I could have done that. Yes, cuz that’s what he was saying. Yeah, I’m going 
to, you know, flick a bean. Uh, destroy buildings with the abduto beam. I did that, but I assume. Is 
that why it’s yellow? Yeah, I achieved that one, but I’m assume it told me to. So, I was just 
like, “Oh, okay.” But oh, well, I I did it and and I and I got it. So, I got 900 DNA. Hells 
yes. And I unlocked this experimental sil link hollowob which is awesome. The hypno blast forget. 
Okay. And the abductor abductor beam. Hypnoblast forget. That’s the hypnosis I’m assuming. 
No, that was the forget one. I think that was the forget one. One. Yeah. Um, cool. Also the 
neoortical uh analyzer, the compensation therapy uh and the cognto hazard pattern alpha. Mhm. and 
the shield enhancer pack. Yep. Okay, good. Return to that mother of a ship. Disaster Rockwell 
fairground left and then um apparently goals for me when you move in together and then # cream 
pie and I’m like I’m scared. Yeah. And rightly so. Oh, 200 likes. Yeah. Okay, good. Uh, now 
it says the mayor miraculously survived the fairground disaster, too. So, well, 
lucky for him. Um, okay, good. Accept. Yeah. Okay, Krypto. Do you want 
a saucer upgrade or something a little more personal? Personal. Oh, 
we can’t get anything else personal. Or can we? Brain extractor. Oh, cortex scan. 
We can upgrade that. Increases the duration of the hollow bulb. Okay, I’m possibly thinking 
that you sounded very excited by that. Yeah, I got so worried when it was not 
working before. So, yeah. Okay,   let’s get that Chris the B. Hold 
the B one. It’s only 250. Yeah. Oh, I don’t think I can get anything. I don’t 
really need anything for the the ship. And I don’t think I can really get it anyway. 
So, yes. Good. Awesome. More missions. Citizen Crypt. Yes. Oh, and look, it’s the um what 
is it? Body snatchers. Invitation of the body snatchers. Is that it? Yep. Yep. 
Yes. Okay. Yes. Start. Yeah. I’m loving all these references. Same. It It knows 
what’s fun and it’s doing all the things. Donald Sutherland, eat your heart out. You know what I’m feeling like right now? 
Those nearby bovoids appear to have been. Yes, but I’m feeling like a like spike is coming 
on. Oh yeah. I want you to investigate this bizarre. All right. If you are enjoying this 
stream, be sure to smack that like button in   3 2 1. Like Spike. Booyah. And thank you for 
supporting the channel of Live Die Replay. Yes. Yeah. And if you are enjoying this 
game, do get amongst it and destroy all   humans to your heart’s content. I got to scan 
a cow. Not take their brains, but scatter it. [Music] Brains. Healthy green. Okay, that 
was cute. I like that. Human fools. Clearly, they’ve genetically altered these pathetic 
gas bags and turned them into radioactive exploding zombie cows. Of course they show 
them the folly of their mad science. Oh, wouldn’t you? Okay. Destroy radioactive 
containers. Are they referring to the   cows? [Music] Okay. Object optional objectives. 
Kill a scientist using a source of cow. Okay. Um, so we have to hurl a cow at a scientist. Yeah. 
Okay. So, the scientists over here. No, that’s the army. Okay. So, the scientist must be over 
here where the Yeah, those things are pointing. Where are you scientists? Our father first. What the? Well, you do that. I am going to drop 
the destroy all human bundle that is available right now on Steam. It’s currently at 
a discounted price of 10% off. Get amongst it. What the hell is this? Oh. Oh, I collect 
them. Fur probe. Okay, there you go. Nice. So, if you are interested in this game, you can 
click the link in the live chat right now   that I have posted there. Destroy all human 
bundle is available on Steam at 10% off. We got to throw a cow at a scientist. Scientists always bust my chops. Jack asses. Sorry, cow. I didn’t I picked up a You’re under arpped. Yeah. How about compromised? Okay. Right. Oh, can I tell myself scientist? I just like doing this. 
Kill scientists. I’ve got to kill all these   scientists. Kill all scientists. Oh, there’s 
another probe. I want that probe. [Music] Yes. I can’t destroy it whilst I’m in this pro state. Big boom. Big bada boom. Bada big boom. 
Where is the earth shattering? Kaboom. Oh, there’s going to be a Marsh reference 
in here. There has to be or space jam reference or something. all of the references. 
Okay, come on. Come on, scientist. Come out of it. I think I got to wait for it to deplete and 
then scratch your brain. Eat your heart out. So good. That is oddly satisfying. So 
satisfying. Okay. Okay. Oh, thank you, Jaden. [Music] Jaden says he has shared 
the channel with some people, so thank you. You know what? We’ve done a like spike. How about 
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news, reviews, and commentary over there. It’s the mayor. Invaders, run for your lives. 
Run for your life. He does. He sounds like Mayor Quinn from the Simpsons. I cannot unhear 
it now. Mayor calls town meeting. plans to finally explain what’s going on. Cur me crazy. 
Rockwell milk suffers returns over. You couldn’t be with Miss Rockwell. Yeah. A Okay, good. I’m 
going to quickly go like so we don’t get that. Restricted areas. Only authorized humans can 
enter restricted areas. Ah, so I got to be in   hol form. I assume a red bar at the top of 
the screen indicates entry into restricted areas which can also displayed as red perimeter 
on a mini map. By choosing the right disguise, entered restricted areas at will. The display 
will turn green. Entering a restricted area without the proper disguise will alert all 
humans, even cause missions to fail. No, it’s getting harder. Re the town’s. It’s okay. 
You can do it. I have faith in you. Never mind that. You must stop him before he publicly 
reveals your existence. Go to this town, Paul, and take the alpha male’s place to address the 
pebbrained masses. Forget forget X, isn’t it? Yes. Yep. And don’t forget to keep 
breeding mines so that you can No. E, is it E? No, it’s R. R. Sorry, my 
bad. No, no, that’s okay. Sorry. I want F. F to take his brain. Yes. Good. Turn it 
to him. Read your brain. If I don’t get to shoot somebody soon, I’m going to go out of my mind. 
See me. Good. Okay, this is getting easier now. Read his brain. To serve and protect. To serve 
and protect. To serve and protect. To swerve and I’ll shoot them inside. Man, am I crooked. I 
just roughed up a little old lady for jaywalking. Sometimes I’d kill myself. Now 
if I could just restricted, the charming security at this town hall won’t 
let you in without a jacket. Use hollow bomb to keep standards up, will you? Betty page. 
At least the security. Keep it together, man. Keep it together. Evil doers are everywhere. 
By the looks of it, possibly must be okay. There’s a screenplay in this. Yo yo yo, stop. How the 
hell am I supposed to run in these shoes? Shiny shiny shoes. Oh, not the shiny shiny shoes. 
It’s a good day to use excessive force. Heck, every day is a good day for excessive 
force. Oh my lord. Yes. Security. Yes. Okay. Um, oh, what’s reading brace again? Yes. Wonder 
if I ought to go hit somebody with my nightstick. I’ve got to go in there, don’t I? March there. 
March it yourself. You got to be a military guy. So, or do I have to go in here? I got to go 
to town hall. I think I’ve got to go there.   Restricted area. Yes. Green. I’m okay. Bill of 
rights. Yep. Who the hell needs a bill of rights? I’m Bill and I’m right. Bring it on, bad guys. 
Hey, Madam Mac. I have a I love a man. Hello. The gathering is already in progress. But before 
we deal with these pitchforks, we need to find the alpha. Every time I go on that farm, why won’t 
Billy race stop Bob and start looking? I want to ride a motorcycle. How come I never get to ride a 
motorcycle? Motorcycle. So that’s what they mean by a roll in the hay. Seems like a whole lot of 
nothing. Move along. Nothing is a year. It’s him, the mayor. Now use hypnoast to distract 
the lack surrounding him. Hypnos blast. Uh, distract manipulate. Okay, so distract C. 
Pressing C around him. Okay, let’s try. [Music] Okay. How funky is your chicken? How 
funky is your chicken? Yep. I got to do some Where is the police commissioner? He 
was assigned to protect me. I am the law. No, I got you. There you go. Yes, that’s one good way of getting everybody 
distracted. Yeah. What would Elliot Nest do? So, never carry a knife to a gunfight. No, that’s not 
it. What was that again? Close enough. [ __ ] a   chicken. Yes. Yes. Good. Good. Good. Okay. 
Go behind him. And then I’m going show you. Time to take the stage. Break a leg, Mayor 
Krypto. Assure that the damage. Well done, Richard. That is only monkey business as usual. 
The success of our mission. Madam Macob says her son used to play this one all the time. Yes. One 
of the cows. Then it looked like it stuck some sort of device up the poor thing. Trapped and 
shr. And after all that, I didn’t even get to see Miss Rockwell. She just walked right on by 
with her Crocs laid out flat in circles like a Fourth of July pin wheel. I told Edgar, “There 
goes our savings. No new shoes for the twins.” And I guess Darlene’s just going to have to 
live another year with that over. Greetings,   fellow human agricultural engineers. There is 
nothing going on here. Everything is normal. Carry on with your pathetic human lives. That is all. 
Now, wait just a cottonpicking minute. Mr. Mayor, I’ve lived in this town all my life and I 
voted for you twice in the last election. Now, I’m entitled to a god darn answer. 
If they ain’t nothing going on here, how come all my cows is glowing like lightning 
bugs? What you say to that whipppper sniper? Take his brain out. Pretend the glowing is 
normal. Deny alien involvement. Tell the truth. Fain ignorance. Oh, okay. What should 
we do? Um, I kind of feel like faint ignorance is such a political answer. Yeah, but they 
won’t be expecting to tell the truth. No, they won’t. My My favorite mythical creature 
is an honest politician. Yes. I think pretend the glowing is normal. Yeah. Okay. If you guys 
think and you want to get in the chat quickly show say what you want to happen because 
it doesn’t look like we’re timed on this. We could say that the pretend the 
glowing is normal. This is they’re   talking about the glowing of the cows. Uh 
the zombie cows which he’s claimed it. Yeah, Jaden’s saying pretend the glowing is 
normal. Okay. Yeah, let’s go with that. Oh, Madam Mac says tell the truth. Kate 
says tell the truth. So does Kate. Oh, okay. Well, we’ve got two for pretend they’re 
going as normal and two for tell the truth.   If there’s anybody else out there that wants to 
comment in there and say what you want us to do, oh, should we? I don’t know. I’m kind of like, 
look, again, tell the truth would be kind of funny, but I don’t know what’s going to happen. 
I’m assuming then I’ll just have to kill everyone. Okay, Drew’s coming there. Glowing as normal. 
It’s glowing as normal in 3 2 1. That Well, that’s just the healthy inner glow that comes from 
chewing a cut of fresh green Rockwell grass. Why? I chew it myself all the time. Got some in my craw 
right now. Better than snuff. [Laughter] And they love it. There’s Gina Davis. Nice. Okay, another 
one. Strange events are happening in Rockwell. Blame the weather balloons, blame communism, 
threaten audience, or deny everything. What do   you think? Put it into chat. What do you think, 
Ry? Oh, I kind of want to blame weather balloons cuz that’s funny. Yeah, that that’s pretty funny. 
Okay, weather balloons, communism, threaten the audience or deny everything. That’s pretty funny. 
Okay, Jaden’s saying, “Blame weather balloons.” And you know what I’m saying? Communism. Okay. One for communism. Yep. Commies. 
So far, commies is getting it. And blaming the commies. We are. All right. 
Okay. A lot. Blaming. Thank you, Jaden, for siding with me. Three, two, one, go. You want to 
know what’s been going on around here? I’ll tell you what’s been going on around here. Communism. 
That’s what [Applause] the crowd love it. Look at the king. I’m worried. I’m worried about the guy 
with the pitchfork and the shotgun. Yep. Another   one. Okay. The situation needs a resolution. 
Act patriotic, tell a joke, insult audience, or ramble incoherently. If you want to say 1, two, 
three, or four. That also works too if it’s easier for you guys. Um, tell a joke, insult, scratch 
your ass. Um, rambling coherently. That’s probably the one I would want to choose. What would you 
choose? I feel like rambling incoherently is pretty much politics in general. Mhm. I kind of 
feel like acting patriotic right now would be a really good way to end this. Okay, cool. Well, 
um, we’ve got two for two and two for one. So, you want to active patriotic as well. So, let’s 
add patriotic three. Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m not willing to see the land our 
forefathers fought and died for fall under the   boot of the creeping red menace. Not on my watch. 
[Music] I love the fact that you are a creeping red menace. Yeah, another one. Okay. The citizens 
need a distraction. Threaten communists again, discredit discredit scientists, enslave 
human populace, or tell a joke. One, two, three, or four. Oh my gosh. Um, okay. 
One. So, again, threaten communists. Drew, I think you got a problem there, darling. 
Okay. So, it’s What would you be going with, Ray? Uh, look, I am kind of along the lines 
of we talked about the natural glow of them. We’ve said it’s the communists. We’ve basically 
acted patriotic. I think we have to threaten the communists. I’m sorry. Yep. So, you’re going 
So, there’s two for Yes. Three for communists. Okay. We’re threatening the communists cuz I would 
have gone for and enslaved the human populace. So, you Yeah. Okay. Of course, you two are going 
to bloody enslave everyone, aren’t you? Okay, let’s threaten the communists. So, the next 
time you see a strange light moving and   changing direction at incredible speed in the 
night sky, you would just think to yourself, “No, Commie is going to distract me from 
my patriotic duty with a couple of bottle   rockets.” No, sir. And they love it. Look 
at that fashionable guy in his PJs. Now, wait just a second. How in the world does any 
of that explain the destruction at the fair? Is communism not enough for you guys? But the 
Rock County Fair was destroyed by one, blame it on bad luck. Two, make empty promises. Three, 
tell the truth. Four, ignore the question. Yes, I do see his collar. And I’m thinking, is it a 
stain or is it lipstick? It’s got to be lipstick,   right? Wait, what? See on the next to 
see you. Oh my gosh. Maybe it’s a badge. What? It could be a badge cuz it kind 
of looks like the one on his chest. No, I think it’s I think it’s either lipstick or it’s 
it’s like a a jam stain like um Les Patterson, the honorable. Okay, Jaden saying two. 
He’s going with make empty promises. Okay,   Kate’s saying blame it on bad luck. 
What would you be thinking, Mar? I’m inclined to be making empty promises 
myself. Yeah. Okay. That’s two for two. So, blame it on bad luck is Kate and Madame Macab. 
Jaden and you are saying make empty promises. Um, four. Ignore the question. Oh, cuz I 
was I was I was probably going to go tell the truth out of the last two. So, 
okay, we’ll split the difference. So, um, well, you you said make money. Yeah, I did. Yeah. 
Well, we’ll go here just because you’re here and, um, I think that that works, too. 
Yes. I will not rest until we find the perpetrators of the fairground carnage 
and bring him to justice. [Applause] [Music] And I at this point would like to announce my 
candidacy for Australia. body in Santa Mon’s   been seeing anything like this. Okay. Reassure 
the audience. One, insult Santa Modesta. Two, blame the cows. Three, or feain ignorance. 
Four, I’d be going blame with the cows. Okay. Drew saying two, insult Santa Modesta. 
Always two. What would you be going with, Re? Well, Drew is yelling at us for that, so I’m kind 
of inclined to go with insults and Okay. Well, I went with blame cows. So did Madam Macab. 
So did Kate. So we’re blaming them cows. Look, cows fart methane. And methane is flammable. 
We’ve got more cows than Santa Modesta. You do the math. And I would like to point out if you 
light a cow’s fart on fire, what color does it go? As you can see, there’s nothing to trouble your 
puny human brains about. The mayor is right. That’s due to the methane in it. Whereas, if you 
light a human spot on fire, it is orange hydrogen. This science lesson was brought to you by a former 
quiz alive. Yeah, that’s right. Give it up. Let’s hear it for me, suckers. [Music] This is like when 
Kane and Cota took over that Treehouse of Horrors episode when they’re Yeah. Bill Clinton. Then who 
was the other one? El Gore. That’s right. What a bunch of losers. Mind’s like mud. This planet 
is easy pickings. Krypto, did you hear what that human said during your speech? Must have missed 
it. Busy digging on the love. Focus. There’s another human hive nearby. Santoa, he called it. 
You must discover its location and make your way there. We’ve got more humans to control. I love 
the Jack Nicholson impression by um 132 137. This is so cool. So good. Mission successful. 
Yes. 100%. Yes. 1,250 DNA hypnoblast extract, which is probably my favorite so far, if 
not the holob um iridium arc spreader and the flux cell accumulator shield generator 
alpha and moo tant skin. Mutant skin. Cool. Okay. Mayor declares town safe. Exploding 
cows under control. Declares town official. Lead free fuel to blame for explosions at gas 
station. Beautiful. I also do not recommend anyone going to light a cow spot on fire. No. Step right 
up. Weapons, abilities, saucers, upgrades are us. Okay. Should we do we what? Saucer or 
crypto? Should we invest in crypto or have a cup with saucer? Oh, look. I’m always 
going to say upgrade crypto, but I feel like we need to upgrade our saucer cuz I have a 
feeling it’s going to come into play. Okay,   let’s have a gander. So, we’ve got 2,225 
to play with. So, this is the death ray. We can increase the duration that the ground 
burns. We can increase the death ray’s charge   capacity. Sonic boom. We can’t open that. 
Can’t do that. Uh, we can upgrade the shields or death ray. So, it’s 
either shields or death ray.   Oh, look. You know I am a woman of destruction. 
Give me a death row. Okie do. Um, increases the increases the charge capacity. Do you want charge 
capacity or ground burns? Uh, charge capacity. Oo, Madame Macab’s saying yes, she agrees with you. 
Charge capacity. Okay, cool. Bam. Done. Okay. And we’ve got some leftover. So, I’m going 
to jump over and put some on to Christa,   the count of Monte Cryptor. Brain extraction is 
transmitted to another specimen when the human’s head explodes. Brain extract is transmitted to 
another specimen when a human’s head explodes. So, it goes from one brain extraction to another. It 
automatically Yes. A chain brain extraction. Oh my goodness. Compensation therapy. Small levitated 
objects fly faster when thrown, dealing more   damage and impacting the target if they were 
humans sized. That’s good, too. Cortex scan increases the duration of the hollow above when 
you Oh, yeah. We’ve got that one. Yep. Yep. Okay.   Okay. Yes. I I think we have to do chain head 
explodes cuz that’s just fun. Yeah. Okay, good. Now we’ve got 400. Heads go boom. Heads go boom 
in unison. Well, not unison yet, but close enough. Hells yeah. Hells yeah. Okay, good. Um, missions. 
Okay, so Santa Modesta. Okay, alien pool party. I want to I’m hoping that’s a Terminator 
2 reference how she like stares and No,   she’s not. She’s holding on to a chain link 
fence. That’s not the reference, obviously. Still, we’re enjoying this way too 
much. We are. We really are. I also do want to say a big thank you to 
everyone who has liked the stream so far   and who has jumped on to subscribe. Richard, 
we’ve officially hit 300 subscribers. Oh, wow. Sweet for a new channel. That is actually 
really, really sweet. So, thank you everyone. Santa. Thank you so much, guys. First up, I want 
you to find the alpha male of this town. Perhaps we can gain an insight into the way this whacked 
human social hierarchy functions. Whacked. Krypto, the first thing you should do is take a human 
disguise. In this mission, it’s vital you remain   completely incognito. If your true form is seen 
by anyone, the mission will fail. Oh, damn. Okay. Yes. Oh, it’s such a pretty place 
though. What’s this? Does it say SOS? Is this a place we’re going 
to respawn if we play wrong? Hey, I like knowing that that happens. Oh, yeah. 
Makes me feel safe. Oh, yeah. Okay. Go this way. He’s got bells on cuz he’s Krampus. You 
see that? I’m going to come over here.   Look when I go jetpack. Look, he’s got bells 
on. Oh, that is so cute. That’s so awesome. Okay. Okay. Where’s someone? [Music] God damn it. I’m so worried. Oh my god. 
It’s right in the distance. [Music] Someone’s left a perfectly good pink donut there. [ __ ] I can’t crouch. I can 
jump, but I can’t crouch. Hey,   look, a cactus. [ __ ] And I think 
he just got spotted. Forget me. [Music] There we go. Okay, good. And R, not D. R. Maybe I should take one of them because they’re 
authority. You know what I’m saying? I say go for authority. [Music] Forget me. Police. I don’t 
know. Guess it was just my imagination. Eat pork, [ __ ] Careless hamsters from space. Why? Oh, 
you didn’t want to ride a motorcycle. How come I never get to ride a motorcycle? 
Motorcycle cops have all the fun. Okay. Well, I haven’t got gone yet. Come 
out with your hands off. You want a piece of me? If Bobby Jr. asks for that bike. 
Lovely lawn, Judy. Beautiful garden, dear. Blast, krypto. Now the humans are aware 
of your presence. Return to the mother ship. Dang. Uh, Drew says, “Hug the rock 
and then change form.” Okay. And I Krypto disguise in this mission. 
It’s vital you remain completely incognito. If your true form is seen 
by anyone, the mission will fail. [Music] There you go. Okay, now remember to read 
brains. Yes, I’m going to go past these guys. What’s the world? Whole town’s acting paranoid lately. I mean, my 
mind says Huffman, but my stomach says Eisenhower. Huh? Hey, don’t laugh. What do you mean? Scan 
any humans you find. They might be able to tell you where the alpha is located. Their 
backs and train them to sit under tanks. Oh, damn. I should be reading what they’re saying. 
You know, Russian tanks and German tanks. I know how they feel like in 
town last. So pretty. Like massive props to those who developed this game. What a great guy. He must really love pool 
parties. Maybe I’ll get lucky at the pool party. Meet some sexy single ladies. Get a little action. 
You might want to get out of the middle of this. What you want to do? Boy, do I love my new Edel. 
It’s a classic in the making. Oh my lord. I’ve got to keep up with the Joneses. If only I could 
remember who the Joneses are. Wait a minute. These houses all look alike. Which one do I 
live in again? The two sexiest words in the English language, stocks and bonds. How cool. 
Just out of curiosity, could you go into that mailbox behind you? Uh, hold on. Let me just 
read it right. I like that. Huffman, I is bald and sh. Is it wrong to be so shallow? Oh, yeah. 
We don’t want to do that. We don’t want to draw attention. Back to the future reference. Oh, and 
it totally is a Back to the Future reference. I don’t know what that Johnny was sewing, 
but I don’t think it was apple seeds. Shiny new automobile, check. Wife 
cooking meatloaf taking Valium,   check. Monotonous job as a filing clerk, 
check. Unbridled inner rage hidden just below the surface of normaly, 
check. That’s great. [Music] Bill of Rights. Who the hell needs a Bill 
of Rights? I’m Bill and I’m right. Okay. So, I don’t need to be anyone of authority to get into 
here. I don’t think so. Do I? I don’t think so. Oh, meet the mayor. I like that, Nixon. I got a 
feeling he’s going to make us cop. There seems to be a human social ritual in progress. Perhaps 
you can discover what’s going on by scanning them. Servant protectant. Okay. Holob. Majestic 
agents use jamming technology that rapidly decays hollow’s disguises and blocks cortex scan. If 
majestic agents are controlled by either forget or distract, they can’t detect holobises. EMP mines 
must be disabled to prevent them from jamming hollow disguises to avoid agents and EMP mines. 
Check the threat range on the mini map o. Oh, it’s getting harder. Okay, so the majestic 
agents I’m assuming are the men in black,   but they can’t use the men in black name because 
of the movies, I’m assuming. Yep. And I’m pretty certain we can’t read their minds. Ah, good 
point. So, if we attempt to read their minds, will they be notified of us? I don’t know. I’m 
kind of intrigued to try. Yes. Okay. And for those of you who may be interested in this game, I did 
just drop the link to it. It is available right   now on Steam. Destroy All Humans is a bundle and 
it is currently 10% off. So, if you are enjoying this game, you want to play it yourself, head 
on over to Steam and grab yourself a deal. Yeah,   it’s a lot of fun. Okay. So, EMP mines is now a 
new thing that we’ve got there, I assume. And and it’s not like a grenade. I’m imagining a thermal 
detonator from Star Wars, but I’m hoping it’s not   going to have the same sort of alerting sort of 
thing. We’ll find out. Got to move before that mayor gets any closer. That old lech thinks 
he can grab anything that tickles his fancy. The mayor can grab anything 
and get away with it. Even me. That mayor sure is one heck of a public speaker. 
Shame about his short-term memory. Just keep saying the same stuff over and over again. It’s 
like we traveled to a future where TV was in color and they made a program. The youth of this 
town need an outlet for their frustration. Good, clean, asexual fun. Yep. This pool party is just 
the ticket. This mayor is pathetic. So is this pool party. It’s time to trash the place. 
Cool. Now I have the sevenminute itch and I want to scratch it, baby. Sorry. I don’t 
think it’s really going to matter if I Oh,   can I There is one tough cookie. I better talk to 
Silhouette. We have to go over his head. Things are moving too fast. For all I know, these little 
green deviants could already be walking among us. Yeah, dance the fun. Whilst you’re 
doing that, I’m going to become you. Kate will update the description for you and 
put the link into Steam for the bundle pack. Well, you’re definitely compromised now. [Laughter]   Drop the machine. I haven’t had this much fun 
with the pool in a video game since the Sims. You can’t. Okay, kill the party goers. 
Where are they? Holy smokes. There’s a copy space invaders. Creatures. How about you? Alien invaders. Ouch. 
Martians. Two more. They’ve come to kill you. Uh, there’s a coping. [Music] They 
want to destroy our way of life. [Music] It is oddly satisfying. Good watch. Honey, 
could you call her little green? Just gently gently creatures hamster. Where is this other 
one? Oh, they I saved. Oopsy daisy. I know, right? Jaden, how have none of the cars stopped? 
Give me the shotgun. Give me your brain. Good work, Krypto. Unfortunately, you seem to 
have awakened the local constabularary. Be on your guard. You’ll need a new weapon 
to handle the Santa modest force. So, I’m unlocking your diseapons. Try it out on the 
fuzz. On the fuzz. On the fuzz. Brains. Okay. What? There we go. Disintegrated. Right. Where 
are you? There you are. Oh, hello. Holy smokes. I’m still half. [Music] Let it 
go. Wow. Just everyone. Everyone. Nice shooting, Krypto. Well, it is called 
destroy all humans. Look at it. [Music] Epic. This is great. It’s like Mars Attacks the 
game. Well, to be fair, that is why I got it. [Music] The cops take a little bit more. Why can’t 
I pick Why can’t I pick up the pick? Lots of potions. If you run out of ammunition, use 
transmog to recharge. Hey, transmission. Please stand back. Official police burning. 
Eat hold. Officer on fire. Officer on fire. Good work. Officer on fire. Good lord. It’s 
[Music] 90 destroy police cars. A I didn’t see that. But I got a disintegrator array. I 
got the transmogrify. I got photon clip. I got cascade incinerator. I got nuclear ulcerator and 
liquid knack cooling. Yes, I got twisties. Oh, motel party madness. Santa Modesta 
youths caught in violent jazz music hysteria. Mayor caught and blackmail 
scandal photos on page three. I have musk sticks and still think that Elon 
should come out with his own musk sticks. So, what would you like to upgrade you little 
ball of unbridled aggression? Okay. Crypto or saucer? Krypto. Yep. Crypto. Can we upgrade 
the disintegrator? Sustained fire gradually increases the damage dealt to the target and may 
set it ablaze. M the electric arc chain to a few additional ch charges. Oh, this is what I was 
thinking might was hoping it was going to do.   First targets in the chain take the most damage 
or it graciously increases the battery charge. Small levitated objects fly faster and explo 
and human bodies can explode them. Okay, what are we thinking? Does chat have 
anything specific they want us to do? [Laughter] I didn’t see that before. And it says sniffer sensors, not stiffer sensors. 
But but pressure amplifier. That’s great. I wish this episode. I don’t think we can do probe. 
Otherwise, I would totally be getting probe.   I think we can only do disintegrade upgrade 
um for the cascade incinerator which um yeah gradually increases the uh damage dealt to a 
target makes it a blaze otherwise I’m totally   getting the anal probe um zap omatic which 
uh chains like the the zap one or increases the capacity charge and I think that’s or we 
can do the compensation therapy which makes um telekinesis objects fly faster faster and and 
it says that they can increase the damage. So, if we pick up a human and throw it at something, 
it should explode. Okay, Madam Macab, fire. Burn   it. Burn it. Madam Macab’s saying, “Chain the zap. 
Always change.” That’s what I was thinking, too. Like, it’s probably good for especially in that 
last one where a whole bunch of cops are coming   around. What do you think, Ray? Yeah. Yeah, I was 
thinking towards the chain reaction, too. Okay, cool. Let’s go with that chain reaction. But 
the second we can get that probe. Absolutely. Yes. I love that sound when it does that. Let’s 
go back into it and play that sound again. Oh, okay. Mission televisions of 
doom. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. Now, what? What? What? There’s challenges. So, 
Oh, I see. Like you complete it in really   quick time and you get race, production, 
armagett, most destruction, I’m assuming, and rampage. I don’t know. But um explore area. 
What space did I do? Oh, it just selects it. I get train reaction at work, 
please. Yes, I hate this. Drew, Santa Modesta. What? Holy smokes. What? Oh, wait. I’m just There’s no mission. I 
think we just have to kill everyone. Let’s have some fun. Let’s have some fun. Let’s 
see what this chain thing does. This might be Forget what you just saw. Forget 
what you just saw. Forget what   you just saw. And let’s all watch this guy dance. Hells yeah. I like Ike. He’s no President Huffman, 
but he sure knew what’s an Elvis. Must be a new model car. So this is what Elliot meant by a 
life of quiet desperation. Thanks a lot, bastard. You know, there sure is. So good. So worth it. [Music] Ah, my hand. My hand. My hand. 
The top. So good. [Music] I don’t know how actually 
this does look like this guy. [Music] You’re under arrest. Officer respectful director. You 
have the right to get your so much fun. Here’s Johnny with me. You want a piece of ammun? brains. Good night, Kate. Night, 
Kate. Thanks for stopping by. Manab wants to know if he 
can get into his spaceship. Beg me to spare your life. Korean 
villages. You can come scared of you. respect. [Music] You get a private [Music] You’re dead, little man. [Music] Madam Macau, destroy all humans. 
Richard, go to town. Lim. Jaden says,   “All the red dots on your map 
need to be destroyed.” Okay. wanted to fly. I joined the freaking airport. And   Drew wants to know if he can aim the 
spaceship at his building. [Music] What? They have missiles now. [ __ ] Well, 
die. We’ve achieved that. Moon rocket disaster. Test flight crashes. Officials 
blame monkey astronaut. Lights in the sky. Fourth of July comes early for prankster. 
Well, we know what space bar does now. Oh, I’m back. I guess until I 
destroy all humans. Okay. Well, my suggestion is you don’t 
put that down. You just go absolutely destroy everybody. [Music] You’re under arrest. invaders. It pops their brains out. You just set a playground on fire, Richard. Well, even children are humans. Stop. Jaden says, “When someone think of the children,   please think of the children.” I 
am. I’m thinking of their brains. [Music]   I feel so powerless. Here’s Johnny. Get God. Okay. What’s that? How 
do I stop? How do I stop? How do I stop that? There’s got to be a way 
to stop it, right? I’m looking. I’m looking. [Music] You need the repulsor Trump. Repulsor. There 
will be a little arrow around your saucer that is blue when it’s away from you, but it’ll 
get white if you get here. When it’s white,   just press repulse the missiles away to 
get your and get yourself simply repulsive. Use your source or repulsor to fend off heling 
missiles. Wow, my brain hurt reading that. Okay, cuz this just feels like there’s no way that   I could actually win it. [Music] 
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Wait, there’s a red 
area over there. It’s the army base. To destroy the army base, maybe [Music] Anybody ever tell you you look like a great baby? Oh, there’s even a bigger base over here. I’m assuming you’re doing well. [Music] [Music] Throw down, baby. [Music] We’re under attack. Let’s get it. Drop your 
weapon. You think you can go 15 rounds with me? Shoot. You got it. I forget how to throw those things. I thought I 
was picking them up. Chuck them by doing that. Okay, so the goal here is to destroy the 
majestic car, collect the discarded briefcase, scan Sleepy Nest at the TV station, and destroy 
Sleepy Nest, and then destroy Sleepy Nest’s car. Okay, Santa Modesta. I believe that 
this is the mission five. This is um television to doom. Alien attack. Maybe I should land. I think we need to land in a safe space away from 
anyone that can see us. So, avoid any red areas. This should be Oh, I think I can only 
land in certain areas. Let’s land here. Let’s get someone’s hide around the rocks if need be. [Music] Okay. But why isn’t it telling us? It’s like we traveled. I don’t Is there a way of 
exiting back out? Cuz this doesn’t look anything   like this mission that I’m looking at. Yeah. 
Return to mother ship. Return to mother ship. Oh, there we go. Do you really want to quit? Yes, 
please. About our happy. It means we’re lo leaving Earth. Oh, yes. Cool. Back to heat. A 
foster upgrade perhaps. No. How about your gun or your abilities? So, yeah. So, we we would we 
just went to explore area. So that’s why I thought it was just like as much destruction as possible, 
but I think that that’ll probably make more sense later on. Rockwell is another unlocked location 
or we can go back to the first one and try and get other stars for it, but I kind of want to 
have to do I I’d like to do the televisions of Doom. Let’s do the televisions of Doom mission. 
Okay, televisions of Doom. This is the mission. Yes. Now we know the area. We’re going jank it up. 
Televisions of doom. He’s got a turkey for a head. Why did they show a Chihuahua? That is such a 
Friends reference. Yeah. Does anyone else remember when Joey got the turkey stuck on his head? 
Remember when Monica stuck on his head? They don’t look so Monica got it stuck on deceive. These 
urban humans are savvier, grittier, stringier, harder to fool. Keep your eyes sharp and your wits 
sharper. Okay, not in the open. Duck in here. Hold the frequency. Headmate, we’re go for phase one. 
Our guys inside the station. Just waiting for the word and the tape in the briefcase. All 
queued up. Subliminal TV messages. What will Majestic think of next? Search me. You know what 
a rhetorical question is? Not a clue. Come on. Okay, this is cute. Humor alone in this cute 
man. Yeah, it’s great. What’s a majestic? I’m not certain, but it gives me an idea. Krypto, 
wait, let me grab something to write with. If our plan is to succeed, simply reading 
human minds will be insufficient. We must control them to ease the harvesting of their 
brain stems. Grease the wheels, so to speak. Sounds like a gas. How do we do it? I believe 
your ebing friends have provided us direction. Okay. Oh, what the keep up with the 
black sedan. You’re being outrun by a vehicle that can’t even fly. [ __ ] 
Dash. Oh, what? Awesome. What? They I’m going to need a disguise. The 
men in black are getting away. Hey,   he just called the men in black. Where’s an explosive? I need an explosive. Give me an If in doubt, head for the TV station   and cut them off there. That’s 
not expected. It’s a barbecue. H smokes. Aliens. I got married yesterday and now I have the 
7-minute itch and I want to scratch it,   baby. Yaoza ya. All right. God damn it. Watch 
it. Oh no, I took his breath. It’s hurting head. Some people call me Joe six-pack. 
I don’t know why I never work out. It’s probably cuz you’re sporting sixpack. Better find somewhere to sit down. 
I’m getting them hot flushes. Okay, I need to find an explosive. Shoot. Where’s an explosive? Explosive. You need someone to scan there. Get out of here. You target. Come on. Little green. 
Good lord. It’s an alien. Well, speak up. Whoever’s there, baby. Explosions. Why were they not perturbed by 
me dropping an explosive? What’s going on there? I’m taking you in, creep. I 
really thought they just ran over something. Oh, I was discovered or they got to their 
destination. Maybe. Krypto. What? Oh, no. The black sedan has reached the 
TV station. This is disastrous. Oh, I should never have gotten out of the hyperbaric 
chamber this morning. Curse you, pathetic humans. Okay, so we failed that one. 
Let’s back and fail it again. Popular new show hits airwaves. It’s unanimous. 
Everybody loves Bobby Blackshirt. Variety Hour. Homeront Hysteria catches gun stores unprepared. I 
love when you read things like that in that voice. So appropriate for the time. So funny. Keep up 
with the black sedan. You’re being outrun by a vehicle that can’t even fly. Just destroy 
it. Yep. We’re going to destroy it. destroy our world. Aliens, the men away [Music] space creatures. Can we have like 
a TV station life of the car? It’s an alien. Head for the TV station 
and cut them off there. Spaceman. What? Little green man. 
Respect the Martians. [Music] Okay. Hopefully this time it won’t crash 
before we go to the end. But well, hopefully. Okay. So, what do I have to do? Alienators. You 
good? It’s an alien. Soon I’ll prove the human mind can be controlled by terabyte propaganda. 
And then I’ll start my own cable news network. Haha. Where the heck are those majestic agents? 
America ain’t going to brainwash itself. Krypto, you were supposed to scan Sleepy 
Earth’s hamstration, not kill him. [Music] [ __ ] things. Okay, Sky assassinated. 
Yeah, he was. Let’s go again. We can do this. Oh, I’m on the roof now. Okay. So, we got skin [Music] Well, he seems seemingly 
back. You see it back? Yeah. All I can see is the scrolling real circle 
of death. [Music] I’m okay. I’ve got I can see you moving around. I’ve got a bit of a 
delay like about 15 seconds give or take, but I’m going to jump on my phone. Why is it 
mine showing that refresh? But I have Okay, I’ve got about a 20 second delay 
to be exact. But yeah, we’re back. Oh, yep, we are. Okay. [Music] Where is 
he going? Shh. Here. The human mind can be controlled by televised propaganda. And then 
I’ll start my own cable news network. Haha. Where the heck are those majestic agents? 
America ain’t going to brainwash itself. We cannot allow the human race to be 
sleepy, experimental guinea pigs. They should be our guinea pigs. So now I’ll 
prove the human mind will be controlled by televised propaganda and then I’ll start my 
own cable news network. Ha. Where the heck are those majestic agents? America ain’t going to 
brainwash itself. See destroy. Done a refresh. I still have spinning circle of death. Same. Now I’ve got the poor screen. Okay, good. 
By transmitting signals from this station, they hope to make the human population paranoid 
and aggressive. Well, more paranoid than aggressive. I suggest we beat Majestic at their 
own devious little game. We’ll broadcast our own very special episode. All right, Krypto. Here’s 
the plan. We’re going to use this television thingy ourselves to subjugate humanity to 
the indomitable will of the Furon Empire. If you can bend the antenna in the direction 
of the mother ship, they’ll be in the perfect   position to receive my Furon mind control 
transmissions. That’s the good news. The bad news is for complex 
and highly technical reasons,   you have only a few minutes. If you cannot align 
the antenna, very bad things will happen. Let’s not speak of it again. Now, get out there and 
bend some rabbit ears. Bend the antennas. How can’t I watch the news in peace? That 
Fidel was kind of making sense, but no. Uh, [Music] Krypto. Krypto, 
where did you go? Snack time. Mission successful. 80% drown sleeping in the 
ocean. What? Don’t touch the ground. Yeah, I saw that. Destroy the car using explosives. 
Well, I had a lot of fun with the um Yeah. god damn graphics card or whatever. Yeah, I think it 
just comes down to why I have a [ __ ] computer. But we’ve got jetpack uh dash boosters compound 
riser gorgen. Yeah. Gorton shock multiplier, thrustron 20,000, super kinetic anti-grab 
thrust enhancer, and shield enhancer plus plus 1,000 DNA rewarded. Nice. So, we’ll return 
to the mother ship after we hear freak lightning strike entire block kills 12 local electrician 
to answer in court for faulty ground wiring. Oh, wow. They’re just going to poke local electrician. 
Jesus Christ. missing. Fans mourn disappearance of sleepy Ernest. Ernest went sleeping. Ernest 
goes well. At least he um went in his sleep. Exactly. Which you can also get some great llama 
beans with buttered beans thanks to the Santa Modesta Tribune. Beautiful. Well, we’re going to 
replay the mission of televisions of doom. So, without further ado, let’s head to Santa 
Modesta and start off this mission. I know this game is so good. Let 
us know if you have played this   game before because I just discovered 
it on the side. It was just like great. Good morning, Drew Drop. Hey, Drew. How you doing? They don’t look so tough. Looks can 
deceive. These urban humans are savier, grittier, stringier, harder to fool. Keep 
your eyes sharp and your wits sharper. Not in the open. Duck in here. Hold the frequency. 
Hit me. We’re go for phase one. Our guys inside the station just waiting for the word and the tape 
and the briefcase all queued up. Subliminal TV messages. What will Majestic think of next? Search 
me. You know what a rhetorical question is? Not a clue. Come on. It’s great. I love it how it’s 
modeled up the original those black suits again. What’s a majestic? I’m not certain, but it gives 
me an idea. Krypto, wait. Let me grab something to write with. If our plan is to succeed, simply 
reading human minds will be insufficient. We must control them to ease the harvesting of their 
brain stems. Grease the wheels, so to speak. Sounds like a gas. How do we do it? I believe 
your ebing friends have provided us direction. Okay, so we got to blow up their car with the 
explosives, don’t we? Keep up with the black sedan. Yes, we do. Run by a vehicle that can’t 
even fly. Destroy the car using explosives. That’s our objective. Does it matter if we get 
saved by I don’t know. Last time we had a lot of trouble getting away. Yeah, I feel like landing 
on people’s roofs and Yeah. So far, we’re okay. If in doubt, head for the TV station and cut 
them off there. Yeah. Where’s the TV station? I have no idea. I think it’s over there. 
Yeah, there it is. Okay. Find these barrels. Hey, there’s a car. Nice shot. Thanks. Can you throw 
the gas canister? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Forget the black sedan. 
Stop those men in black from escaping. scanning the doctor now. Krypto, this looks 
diabolical. Your brains. The briefcase contains a reel of magnetic tape and orders to commence 
an experiment in human mind control. Apparently, a human scientist is waiting at 
the TV station for these orders. He’s an expert on the human brain. His 
name is Sleepy. I want you to go to the TV station and scan Sleep. Sleepy 
earnest. Okay. So, we escape. Yep. [Music] Ernest sounds a lot like Shadow. Looks like Mr. Mcoo. Then I’ll prove the human mind can be controlled 
by telev propaganda and then I’ll start my own cable news network. Haha. Where the heck are 
those majestic agents? America ain’t going to brainwash itself. [Music] We cannot allow the 
human race to be Sleepy Ernst’s experimental guinea pigs. They should be our guinea pigs. 
There’s the ocean. Destroy sleepy Ernst, Krypto. Sap that narcoleptic dweeb. Is this 
the ocean? I don’t think this part here is, but the part over there definitely is where 
the waves are. This looks more like an inlet. We better make sure his work 
is destroyed. Alien attack. They want to destroy our way of life. [Music] You have the right to get. You got this. destroy the world and it’s now let’s just have fun with it anyway. [Music] 
You go. Majestic intended to broadcast mind control signals to control their own people. 
By transmitting signals from this station, they hope to make the human population paranoid 
and aggressive. Well, more paranoid and aggressive. I suggest we beat Majestic at their 
own devious little game. We broadcast our own very special episode, a mind control transmission from 
the mother ship. A few minor adjustments to those rooftop antenna should make them Furon ready. 
I’m sure you can handle that. [Music] Move over. Get hunting. You’re under. I am harvesting. 
My head. My head. My heart. [Music]   It’s hunting. [Music] Yeah, they’re really my head. My head. [Music] Oh, so many brains. Ah, my head. My head. Sorry. Oh, nice. My big question is when you went back and did all 
this without me, you didn’t get the anal probe, did you? No, I don’t think you can get it 
yet. But I did kill the one with the chicken. Yeah. Anyway, [Music] now I’m going to see a 
giant donut. That commute is really getting to me. [Music] It’s like dotted around. I’m 
pretty sure that’s where we go in and we just destroy humans by um doing the um All right, 
Krypto. Here’s the plan. We’re going to use this television thingy ourselves to subjugate humanity 
to the indomitable will of the Furon Empire. If you can bend the antenna in 
the direction of the mother ship,   they’ll be in the perfect position to receive 
my Furon mind control transmissions. That’s the good news. Awesome. Yes, Jen. The bad news 
is for complex and highly technical reasons, you have only a few minutes. If 
you cannot align the antenna,   very bad things will happen. Can’t I watch the 
news in peace? That was making sense. But no. Uh, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United 
States of America. Drop it. Or was right. Or was between this more effective 
way? I’ve got about 2 minutes. How can I love Lucy when she’s off the 
air? You got to watch out. I was fighting green man. Go the armies. Tell the 
Marines. [Music] Don’t give up, Krypto. I hate to have to tell Rabbit 
ears. How will I know the exact value of an all expenses paid Cuban vacation 
is lower or higher than 9349? [Music] You’re almost done, Krypto. Oh, I’m in awe of 
your sheer cerebral vility. You silver stud. You really got a minute. Peace. I hardly 
ever get to use my masters in economics. [Music]   Yes. Here we go. Beginning transmission. Furon 
signal down successful. Oh, this is smashing. All right, I’m increasing the power. I’m 
sorry, Drew. Wait, Krypto. This signal is too strong. Humans are weak. Their 
minds can’t take that kind of amplitude. Quickly, Krypto, you’ve got to 
bend the antenna before they hurt. Disgusting. Krypto, it’s the squirt sounds that make 
it. Where did you go? Snack time. That’s crazy. Expanding. Oh my god. That’s something 
that you’d find in like theme hospital. Yeah. Mission successful. There we go. Look at 
that. We get Yes. rewards. Yeah. Well, you know how I think we should celebrate with 
a like spike. Oh yeah. Spike that likes. Oh, if you are enjoying this stream tonight, be sure 
to smack that like button in three, two, one. Like spike. Baby, that’s what I’m talking about. Yeah. 
Awesome. And we the mother ship freak lightning strikes entire block, kills 12 local electrician 
to answer in court for faulty ground wiring. That’s right. They’re throwing on to the bus. 
O, bad time to be a lucky. [Laughter] Okay. So, what would you like to upgrade, you little ball 
of unbridled aggression? Let’s see what we can do with crypto. So, yeah. So, these are the upgrades 
that I’ve done. I’ve got the arc splitter, which   we had last time. The furo cell capacitor. Um, a 
larger arc spreader and a larger furell thing. Um, what’s this? Increases damage in relation to the 
current battery charge. The higher the charge,   the higher the boost. Another one. The electric 
arcs damage increases when chained instead of dropping off. Cool. Nice. Oh, yes. That’s the 
the chaining one for that. We haven’t done the psychokinesis, which is the thing where it allows 
like humans when I pick them up and throw them to   explode as well. Um the increases duration of the 
hollow bob. We’ve got that one. Okay. We’ve got dash as well. Dash is so slow, but I can either 
I I don’t like dash. No, I’d rather just a shift uh run sort of thing. Um, but this one triggers 
a small shock wave that knocks down enemies and deflects projectiles when I do dash. Or uh 
this extends the dash and allows Krypto to quickly skate across the ground for a short while. 
Shields. I can enhance the shields even more. Or ion detonator, but can’t do anything with anal 
probe. Damn, we haven’t got that yet. Disintegrate   array. Um, I’ve increased both the both the clip 
and the incinerator uh thing which gradually increases the damage dealt to the targets that 
may set them ablaze. Uh, and the zapomatic. Yeah,   I increase those things. So, what do we want to 
do? We want to increase the zeppamatic so that it gets um the end of the chain is multiplied or 
do we want bigger shields which increases the shield’s power or do we want dash which either 
does a shock wave or allows us to skate on the ground for a while. Or we could also do the 
psycho kinesis, which small levitated objects fly faster when thrown, dealing more damage and 
impact their targets as if they were human sized. Oh, you’ve got a pretty strong offense. How’s 
your defense overall? I feel like you probably need to do shields. Shields sounds like 
a good and safe smart idea. So, 1500,   we’re going to increase our Nice. We’ve got 
1,000 left to play with. I wonder if that’s enough to do anything with anything else. We can 
do compensation therapy or Well, honestly, yeah, if if we can start doing the um psychokinesis, 
I think that sweet psychokinesis it is nice. Beautiful. Next mission. Aliens store my 
brain stem. Awesome. Okay, here we go. Madam Macob says, “I don’t even like Dash in the 
Incredibles.” Oh, The Incredibles is a great film, though. It is. It is. I can’t believe that there’s 
another one on the way. Another Is this the third one? Yeah. Yeah. That was uh held at D23 a 
couple of weeks ago. That’s right. So many things dropped. I want you to collect any brain 
stems that may have survived the secret run. While you’re collecting the overloaded brain 
stems, take a moment and extract some fresh   brain stems from living humans. Would you? Uhhuh. 
Krypto, I’m granting you a license for a new weapon. The anal probe. Yes. Now portable for 
more efficient brain stem collection. Okay. Use the anal. You You were very enthusiastic about 
that, Richard. Yeah. Well, especially cuz we couldn’t use it on um with the multifunctional 
anal probe. Attract and collect any extracted   brain stems floating about from a safe distance. 
But remember, don’t read the chat. No unlicensed uses. Read the warning label with a hashtag. 
Okay, so do I have to disguise myself? I’m assuming maybe I I would think it would be best. 
Okay, let’s disguise myself then. Hello, Bob. Yes, good work, Krypto. You just collected an 
overloaded train stem. Only 11 more to go. Well, I know it sounds like a lot, but I think it’s quite 
an achievable goal. Says Doris Dale. How s of me. Now, if I could just find a cowboy, 
an Indian, and a construction worker,   I could form that singing group 
down at the village. What would we call ourselves? The city people, 
the village folks or something? Don’t forget to keep up your disguise back home to 
the lake. I like Ike. He’s no President Huffman, but he sure knew how to win a war. Collect 
DNA and the overload brain stems. Then it’s   going to um end. My mind says Huffman, but 
my stomach says Eisenhower. I don’t know what that means really, but I bet I taste 
like a cheeseburger. Good. Oh, man. Right. Bob never even looks at me anymore. Thank 
God. Excellent. I believe that’s all the fresh brain stems I’ll be needing at the moment. 
Nice. Yep. You’ve been spotted. Okay. Bob, call a neighborhood watch. Let’s make her forget. Shiny new automobile, check. Wife cooking 
meatloaf taking Valium, check. Monotonous job as a filing clerk, check. Unbridled inner rage 
hidden just below the surface of normaly check. Ouchie. Ouchie. Oh, that was beautiful. Well, I haven’t got anyone to scare. Some people call me Joe six-pack. I don’t know   why. I never work out. They 
wanted my butt. Butt stuff. What’s an Elvis? H must be a new model car. 
I got to upgrade to one of those. The night the two sexiest words in the English language, 
stocks and bonds. If only there were some way to electronically facilitate the private viewing 
of elicit photography. I predict it will happen in the distant future of 1975. You know, there 
sure is a lack of color in this town. Can I if I explode? Yeah. Get Maybe I need a um disguise. 
A military disguise. A house in the Yeah, I think you need to enter a restricted zone. A happy 
family, mowing on Saturday, church on Sundays, working for my daily bread, and a shed full 
of power tools. What more could a man want? [Music] You’re an ugly little space rat. Take it. Drop 
it. Let’s do this. You’re going to invasion. Under arrest. Space creatures. Martians. You’re under It’ll probably just too much fun. Restore the cop. 
Okay. Well, I’m taking so [Music] far down before me and I just might spare your life. Go ahead. 
Make my day. I’m stupid right now. Move over. to say your prayers. What would Elliot Nest do? 
Never carry a knife to a gunfight unless it again. [Applause] [Music] Oh, a little hard work never hurt anybody. 
I’m flashing back. Stop. Police is the deck. [Music] I’m assuming it does because everything 
else in this game require a recharge. Stop it, right? I’m under that. Let’s just It’s hard to replace make my day. I guess I need to discard myself 
going into these other places. Nope. At this point, the world is on 
fire. Hold it right there. You can never You want to stop me? I just might spare your [Music]   You’re under arrest. Hold right there. Bring it on. [Music] Down. Stop it now, boy. Avoid these EMPs. They fire an electromagnetic 
pulse that disables your weapons. [Music] Put me down. Clear you. [Music] I think [Music] I told it right [Music]   Don’t help me. Hold it right there. You’re going 
down, little man. Here’s Johnny. You’re blocking my move. What are you doing? Party 
is over, space rat. Move over. Please respect the cult. [Music] This is the end of the road. God 
damn it. Here’s I’m in the holy [Music] stop. You’re lucky shot. Wonder if it’s fun to bring in flying souls. Crying out loud around here. You’re blocking my shot. Man, these guys are trigger happy. [Music] god damn it. That’s all the overloaded brain stems done. Nice. Kate says more probing required. Yes, we use the anal probe on these 
people. Weaponized anal probe unlocked. Sniffer senses but pressure amplifier 
and cogntohazard beta pattern. Stunted sniper strikes again. 16 dire deformed 
lurker stalks Clancy Street Estate. You want to know something, Richard? Upgrade 
perhaps. No. How about your gun or your Last night we hit a milestone in getting 300 
subscribers to the channel and we are so   close to 400 subscribers. So, I’m thinking we do 
a sub spike. Oh, that’ be awesome. All righty. So, if you are new to the channel and if you are 
enjoying our stream of destroy all humans and you want to see more, make sure you hit that subscribe 
button and don’t forget to hit the little bell for   all notifications so that you know when we’re 
going live. So, let’s do a sub spike in three, two, one. Sub spike. Oh, I’m so excited if 
you get to 400. Yeah. For a new channel, it’d be amazing. Yeah. Um, and I don’t know. I 
feel like this game is right up our alley. I mean, we’ve done the um Super Massive Games before with 
the um Dark Picture Anthologies, but sometimes we just need a break from a little bit of the horror 
and spiders. Mhm. Just silly. Yes. Okay. So, now what should we do? Should we upgrade our 
zapomatic so that the um chain gets increased   higher or do we want do we want something on 
anal probes and sniffer sensors increases the time window for successful probing or increase 
the damage dealt by the successful probes? The the descriptions for this is hysterical. Yeah. But 
amplifier um or we can increase the transmission of the multiple specimens of the human head 
explosion. We pull their brains out. Oh, look. I I kind of want to upgrade the anal probe. 
Yeah. Okay. Um, so we can increase. Oh, do we want butt pressure amplifier or sniffer sensors? Part 
of me is wanting the sniffer sensor just because Well, we can do both. We have 3,000 and one’s 
2,000, one’s 500. All right, let’s do both. Yes. Jaden was like, “Butt pressure.” Butt 
pressure. Yes. Good. Okay. Good. And we also do have the ability to upgrade the 
saucer. And we’ve got quite a few things   cuz we haven’t really upgraded any of that. We’ve 
just upgraded the shields and the death ray. So, I feel like we definitely need to 
start upgrading our saucer. Yeah,   we’ll have to wait till next time and accumulate 
some more brains. This island suburbia. Yes, I know. I want ice cream so bad. Oh, I do too. 
And I have some. Yes, I know. I’m a huge fan of um Ben and Jerry’s fish food, but they’d never 
have it whenever I go to look at somewhere. I have drumsticks down in the brain. It’s a 
ice cream as a brain. That is so cute. That’s so awesome. That is so cute. All American 
fast food sensation. Government scientists helping to defend against communism through better 
cuisine. Oh, it’s run by Albert Einstein by piece. [Laughter] Krypto, you’re going to investigate the 
activities of the human scientists. I want to establish their connection with the 
Majestic. Majestic is such a good film. H Jim Carrey, Martin Land, Lauren 
Holly, I think too. I think so. [Music] Richard, there’s cacti. Yeah, it is. 
That’s Oh, look. That’s a double one. Oh, no. Action. That makes it so unique. Hello, Bob. Yeah, I got married yesterday and now I 
have the seven. Good night, John Boy. Oh, wait. It’s still daytime. That special 
seasoning has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams. These people are now raid paranoia. 
Incredibly hostile to anyone who’s different. And as an unexpected side benefit, 78% 
of them are now registering Republican Krypto. There’s a frozen treats vehicle on its 
way here, but my analysis shows it’s carrying warmblooded humans. Don’t know, don’t you? This 
is highly suspicious. Wait and scan whomever comes out first. Is there anything he can’t do? That 
huffman. A house in the suburbs. a loving wife. If Bobby Jr. asks for that bike one more time. 
Now, if I could just find a cowboy, an Indian, and a construction worker, I could form that 
singing group down at the village. If only there   was some way to electronically facilitate 
the private viewing of elicit photography, like some sort of computing device with a screen. 
Uh, it’ll never happen. Well, the boy that Ike, you sure can barbecue with him, huh? Oh, boy. Ike 
the barbecuing president. Now that’s a platform for election. I think my face just cracked. Got to 
get back home to the makeup. Oh no. Oh no. We’ve got the women. You’re not getting my Tupperware, 
Kami. I know I’m not supposed to eat from the diner or I’ll turn into a mindless paranoid 
drone, but that rhubarb pie is calling my name. Oh, now I want a cherry pie. You look a little 
pink around the gills. Aussie meat. More non-threatening vehicles for instead of ice cream. 
Yeah, with or without sauce. Scam the scientists once they step foot outside. Don’t they live in 
their hands? But my stomach says Eisenhower. Huh? I don’t know what that means really, but I want 
a small boy in Stoutgot. I dreamed of dragging the food supply of an entire population. Now it’s 
my job. God, I love America. I have brains. The psychotropic compounds inside that shy turned our 
lab rats into a pack of paranoid junkies. They’re mine, not yours. Clearly, the scientists are 
responsible for carrying out Majestic’s population   control schemes. Normally, I’d ask you to destroy 
the scientists, but we have a bigger problem. Majestic are using the food outlets to 
distribute their population control drugs and it seems to be working. If every human 
in this country turns paranoid and hostile, it will make life for us very difficult. 
Well, I’m going to make You may want to use the saucer for this. Oh my god. No, 
that doesn’t hurt. That is a lot quicker. Here we go. Up, up, and away. Destroy 
carame. Destroy Casey’s Diner and destroy Star Diner. Okay. And there’s no other 
Okay, other objectives. Okay, let’s just replenish your saucer shields 
by draining any human vehicle. [Music]   You picked on a planet your 
own size. Anybody ever tell you? We can pop heads with our saucer. Really? [Music] That makes me happy. Yes. Oh, yeah. Tell me that that doesn’t look 
like Springfield’s town square. They just took the diner, too. We got to set up a line and 
hold them here. Well, I don’t know about you,   but I’m not sitting around here waiting 
to get abducted. Keep your panties on, Mary. I just got a word over the radio. 
There’s an army convoy right outside   this town with tanks. Thank God. Thank 
majestic. Silhouette got the army to do something all right for once. Take some 
cars and go get them. Try and stop me. Yes, ma’am. I’ve just got to see what’s happening 
with the the If the scientists escape with the   formula, our whole operation is at risk. Destroy 
those vehicles before they leave the peninsula. [Music] Pulsotron Krypto destroy those incoming 
missiles. Okay. Okay. So when it has white ass [Music] being invaded by Peter Lori being invaded 
by Peter Lori that’s so far my favorite sequ that is gold and you know you 
want to do it. Give us the data rich striking on your knees, cowboy. Krypto, don’t let that cold chamber 
on wheels escape. Destroy it or the scientist destroy our plans for 
destruction. I think they’re over. More frozen treats. I think we got to 
find the missiles. For our voodoo’s sake,   don’t let them escape. There’s one more. Well, one thing’s for certain. Majestic 
are far more dangerous to our mission than I had ever before suspected. I say 
it’s high time we abducted one of these men in really really dark wrath and 
gave him a trophy. What do you say? Yes. I think you’re going to We need to kidnap the 
agent. How does he look like that in those shoes? All right, bring the agent in for interrogation. I don’t know. And I’m guessing that’s the guy that’s all lit up. I don’t know. Oh no. Yes. [Music] I was waiting for that. Oh my god. Oh my god. Bring the engine. I’m guessing you have to land. How can 
I find out what the humans are up to if you kill them before you tell us anything 
useful? Oh, I just want to go. Damn it. How do How do I I I don’t know. I’m on it. 
I’m looking it up. What mission is this? Um, it’s Santa Modesta. Um, oh, it was 
the one who was licking ice cream. I can’t remember what it was called. Hopefully, 
it’ll say at the beginning of this. I say it’s high time we abducted one of these 
men in scientists. Really, really dark brown and gave him a good probing. What do you say? Up 
for a little fun? [Music] I think you’re going to have to land your saucer and capture the 
AT foot. How does he look like that in those [Music] [Music] We’re under attack. There is land. discover. Yeah, I would be going for a disguise 
if possible. Yeah, cool. Look at the coke. And don’t forget to keep sucking out energy and 
whatnot so that you maintain the other guys   notice. A who cares? If only there were some 
way to electronically facilitate the private viewing of elicit photography. I predict it 
will happen in the distant future of 1975. So, this is what Elliot meant by a life of quiet 
desperation. Thanks a lot, you liny bastard. And I like that. I got a feeling he’s going to [Music] my head. My head. How about you? There’s nothing you want. I have I would assume 
so. I’d eat him. Alien gets his face blown off. Yeah. Oh, what a cute beach sack. I was googling 
too. Why am I not safe for work pages? Jaden. Oh, what the hell? Clatu, you think I’m scared of a 
three-foot space hamster? I think you should be. Now, we can do this easy or we can do it 
hard. Your choice. What do you know about a down furon scout ship? A what? Sorry. Let me 
put it in baby talk. A flying saucer crashed somewhere or captured. I don’t know what 
you’re talking about. Of course not. What do you know about Majestic? I know we’re 
going to kick your little green ass all the way back to Mars. I’m not these weapons. 
Where are you making them? How many agents does Majestic have? How many other towns are 
you in? Son of a Don’t get mad. Get sadistic. I think this calls for the 
jumbo probe. Oh yeah. [Music] Okay, enough of this guy. Hurts, don’t 
it, monkey boy. You want it to stop, don’t you? Then give daddy what he needs. [Music] Mind control experiment. Rockwell movies. I was   going to say this guy kind of reminds 
me of Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black. Now he really reminds me of Tommy Le. Prepare 
to return to the mother ship, Krypto. We’re   going back to Rockwell for the last time. In a 
second. Hold still, monkey boy. Let me choose. Look at that. Mission successful. 
Yes. Hypnolast follow. Repulsron. Fusion scorcher. Super fluid heat exhaust. Pulse 
field amplifiers. Shield harmonics maxima. Classic crypto skin. Higher register. Government agent 
abducted. Soviets deny double agent defection. Like Kate saying, never go to bed or something 
a little more. That’s Madam Macab. Oh, sorry. I saw the one above saying, “Yeah, Kate 
Miller, all the loops.” Sorry, Madam McCab,   you’re absolutely right. Great quote. Needs to be 
on a t-shirt. Okay, I have it on a t-shirt. Oh, nice. Revenge. Yeah, I also have one that says, 
“My face is 8 in up.” Nice. I always do that on stills because they’re always looking at the stilt 
legs and my eyes are up here. Thank you very much. Okay, so we’ve got death ray on our um saucer. 
Nuclear ulcerator great increases the duration of the ground burns. Liquid nitrogen cooling. 
Oo, increases the death rate. Increase the death rate charge capacity. Yeah, repulsor 
increases the rage of the repulsron. That’s the thing that destroys the missiles, I’m pretty 
sure. Um, we can’t upgrade the shields. We can’t   do the quantum deconstructor. Sonic boom. 
It’s just the death ray or the repulsron. Um. Whoa. I kind of want to do the liquid 
cooling on the death ray. Yeah,   we should be able to do two 
if we do the liquid cooling. Yeah, we can. Yeah. Neck cooling increases 
the death ray’s charge capacity. Yeah. Or the repulsron as well. 1,250. Oh, let’s do the 
repulsron. Okay. So, yeah. That way then we have the best of both worlds. Nice. So, yeah. And now 
we know how to do the repulsing. We probably have   a better chance at doing those other missions. 
Okay. 500. Is there anything else that we can get that’s new? No. Nice. Okay. Back to the 
missions. Teenage zombies from outer space. I like he does a little Superman smile. Okay, that’s kind of cool. I want 
that as like a background. Yeah, this guy must be color blind cuz his 
eyes sick and tired of this two bit   town. Nothing ever happens. No dancing, no 
rock and roll. Why, if it weren’t for that juke joint down by the river, I’d never 
get my rocks off. You said a mouthful,   Cupcake. There’s a whole wide world out there, 
and we’re missing it. But where can we go, Billy? This town’s a one-way ticket for wild 
hearts like you and me. It’s tearing me apart. Reference, I’m happy. A real purpose 
in life. Freaking a. Ever thought about homeland protection? Home what? Wise up, 
Romeo. There’s a half a billion reds who’d love nothing better than to rip that 
varsity sweater right off your back.   No kidding. Take this little pamphlet. It’ll 
tell you everything you need to know about protecting your little corner of the country 
from communist invasion. Thanks a million, Daddy O. Freaking A. Wow. There goes a real 
American. A real American dreamboat. Meow. Meow. Go. That’s the last of them. Must have 
papered every JD in this stinking burg. And our little film strip spooled up and ready to 
go. The pimply projectionist is none the wiser. Won’t those kids be surprised when Abbott and 
Costello turn into Jimmy and Johnny Kami killer in   real six. Good work, agent, and not a moment too 
soon. We need to be in Santa Monester yesterday. Don’t break for yellow. Read me loud and 
clear. He sounds like the Frank from um Rocky Picture Show. I was thinking the exact 
same thing, man. So good. Sounded like secret agent man was taking orders from the one 
in Goggles. Want me to blow them up? Oh, this is But I have a better idea. See the plaza 
over there by the big screen? The humans drive their carbon combustion transports in and 
then view projected images for the purpose of entertainment. Makes perfect sense. I suggest 
we beat Majestic at their own devious little game. There’s a couple of them walking through 
the gate there. There’s a guy directly to your right. Well, yeah, straight down there. And 
then directly across the right across the street near the um truck and behind that tree. [Music] It’s a driver, so we don’t need 
to necessarily be military. This guy who’s vomiting is up against the wall probably. 
He looks good. Okie dokie. Let’s see that. Nice trust. I got to find me a policeman,   then a construction worker, and then 
maybe an Indian. I want to be a cowgirl. Who want to make a noise a thing? I 
want to ride a motorcycle. How come   I motorcycle? Motorcycle cops have all the 
fun. Now I have YMCA going through my head. How the hell am I supposed 
to run in these shoes? Shiny,   shiny shoes. [Music] There we go. Now 
I’m author. [Music] Respect my authority. [Music] Oh, you’re fading now. 
If they sent me into Cuba, bam, no more problem. That’s all I’m saying. Oh, give me a home where the buffalo 
roam. Kill a guardian driver. Okay. Don’t walk. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 
I can distract them. Distract. Okay. I need a break. That cow’s 
starting to look a little too good. Ah, leave my really My mind says Rock Hudson, but my 
body says Doris Day. How sussy of me. I wonder if it’s true what they 
say about Milton Burl. [Music] [Music] I must say that vacuum 
cleaner salesman made a very compelling pitch. You’re compromised. There we go. Oh, damn. I think it was cuz that 
goober went. Okay. I think so. That’s all right. This is why we’re called this guy 
replay. Exactly. Panic in Rockwell. Costume   movie fan causes large scale police 
disruption. Operation I mean reprint. Oh, look. I’m already in the hillbilly building.   Friendship building. I have so 
many questions. Okay. Just my head. I don’t think I can throw anything at [Music] I’m getting flashbacks to I’m getting 
flashbacks to what? I really want to know. I don’t know what. Here’s a close You little freak. Stop. 
Excellent. I’ve prepared a special film that I’m sure the audience will love. Be a 
good boy and pick it up. I’m on it. [Music] should be safe. Yes. [Music] I love all these references, like all these 
film references in this. It’s great. Now, sit back and enjoy the following educational 
presentation from the Fuelon Empire. Kill a cop. Kill a cop. Put me down. You can’t do 
this. I’m a police officer. Clear you. [Music] Party is over. Space rat. [Music] Put me down. Right. This is not standard. 
Drop me now or you Oh. Ouch. Just one minute remaining. As soon 
as Oh, goody. Nap time. Nap time. Oh my god. My nobody ever want to Oh, you 
never know. Nobody tosses a cop. Hold it right there. Bonus points 
for the brains just exploding out. [Music] God, I hope none of the 
other put me down right away. Clear you. Drop me now. Don’t make me 
call Hoover. 10 seconds. Make my day. Is this all you got? I wasn’t able to get the 
um other objectives of that one, but still 80 80%. That’s That’s okay. I still think you 
did really well. I defended the projector, so it’s like Furon Flicks hit sticks. Meet 
the Furons has something for everybody, y’all. Ooh, Drew is suggesting a like spike. Yes. 
Weapons of All right, you know what? I think it is time for like spike. If you are 
enjoying our stream of destroy all humans, I think it’s time that you smack that like 
button in three, two, one, like spike. And thank you very much for supporting the channel. 
Yeah, you’re all awesome. Yeah, you are. Okay. So, should we I’m having a lot of fun with this. Oh, 
it’s such it’s such a good game, especially now we   have the anal probe. So, we can either uh do the 
shock multiplier with our Zeppamatic. We can Oh, increase our shields to the top. Um, shields are 
temporarily indestructible after taking a hit. or our dash or the cortical victimizer increases 
the duration of the holob scanned an unarmed civilian or intensified therapy. Small levitated 
objects fly much faster when thrown deal more damage than a humanized projectile and impact 
the target as if they were massive. Or we’ve got brain extractor. Brain extractor is transmitted to 
multiple specimens when a human’s head explodes. kind of want that one. Yeah. Well, 
let’s see. Madam Macab says shields. Jaden says shocks. Kate says 
mash. I mean Dash. Yes. Mash. Uh Drew says shock. And look, I 
don’t know if it’s the fact that   I did Greece for over 300 shows, but I 
got chills and they’re multiplying. So, um I’m kind of tempted to go the full shock 
treatment on them all. Shock treatment. Okay, let’s go. Zapomatic. Go game multiplier. Mhm. 
Done. Zappamatic. Great. Oh, great. Uh grade A upgrade. Fully upgraded one of the branches of 
the weapons. Yeah. Achieve. Booyah. And you have 1500 still available. So, is there anything else 
that we can do? Oh, we’ve only got 50 now. Oh, monkey butts. Yeah, but that’s all right. Going 
do another mission. South by Southwest. Oh, cool. Oh my gosh. Oh, points for Carrie Grant. 
Okay, now everyone has to smack the like button just for Carrie Grant reference. Just for Carrie 
Grant alone. Exactly. Oh, brilliant. Tommy Lee. Thank you for the hearts. Yeah, Tommy Lee. Carrie 
Grant. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, let’s go into it. Yay. Okay. South by Southwest. 
The the mash dash thing has just   got me every time. [Applause] I 
wonder if that was legitimate. Mash dash. Oh, it’s so good. This game is 
brilliant. I’m letting you off the leash, Krypto. The time has come to escalate 
this little war against the magic. Oh, stop it. You would definitely be needing 
a powerful weapon. Utensil. Oh, Richard, don’t encourage. God damn it. It can hurt you as 
well if you get too close. They want to destroy our way of life. Oh, right in the middle 
of the destroy her using a human that can go. Good lord, it’s an alien. I think by this stage, 
we’re supposed to have upgraded the thing that means you can launch humans and then make them 
explode. Space, we’re under attack. Yes. Oh, yes. Space invaders. Space invaders. Up, up, 
and away. Good lord, it’s an alien. Throw down, baby. Okay. So, apparently all it 
takes is just to hurl a human body   at a car like 12 times and the thing 
will explode. Yeah. I want to do this. Humans destroy vehicles. Okay. My hand. My hand. My hand. 
I’m out. Beautiful. Okay. So, I feel like Oh my I’ve got a new weapon as well. Let’s see what this does. Holy smokes. 
Aliens. They wanted us. They’re going to go boom. Nice. I like that. Space creatures. 
Martian. Ew. Space man. Space. Run. Oh, wow. Those people just completely 
disintegrated. The blue. It didn’t do anything to that though. Alien invad. If you 
run out of ammunition, use transmog to recharge. Yeah. Well, it’s almost it it almost. Oh, wow. Oh, God. If I say yeeha, will you all let it go? 
They’re going to destroy our way of life. Little green. Man, everybody in this game is 
color blind. You are red, not green. [Music] You think you can round? I destroyed 
entire Korean villages. Drop your weapons. Move it or lose it. You shut down your life. Man, all these military units 
just coming out of nowhere. They just want their brains. It’s hurting. It’s hurting every [Music] goddamn way. Oh my god. Oh my god. You’ve got their attention. Now it’s time to 
cause this nasty organization some real damage. If it looks majestic, annihilate it. Teach 
them the meaning of destruction. Entertain Everything is nice. Ready? Everybody Let’s get this power [Music] jump. Get out of the way. save through them all. Roy sends his regards. [Music]   No, but there is your flying soul. So, you’re blocking small. You’re blocking my I am so jealous Kate saw Beetle 
Juice. Beetlejuice today. Move it or lose it. Yeah. [Music] She loved it. that she’s expecting 
a seven out of 10 from May on the entertainment report next week. She 
loves it. Expecting a seven out of 10 is being it today as well. I love the tires playing. [Applause] [Music] Excellent work, Crystal. Now, get to 
your ship. Let’s get busy. I think they just said you can go back to the 
ship now. Yeah, but I want to get the objectives. Ah. Uhoh. Wait, what? [Music] Let’s No. Drop your weapons. Attack. It’s killer 
time. You’re going down, little man. Move. Now get out of the way, your officer. Now moving away. Help [Music] your creatures. It’s time to exterminate the majestic infestation 
in this town. Find the majestic beast in this town and destroy it. Building with 
majestic agent building. Oh lordy. So any any building? Oh, set on fire. 
Nice. Pick him up again. Pick him up   again. And then just hurl him again. 
This going to be like a car. Also, what is that agent eating for him to have set 
the building with fire or something like this? Maybe it wasn’t the building I 
was supposed to destroy. [Music] [Music] [Music] That would be the missiles or a gatling gun. Do you need to soldier wishes to inform you 
that you Maybe I will [Music] party is over. This is not standard. [Music] That is definitely an agent 
that you’re holding, right? Okay, throw him at a house then. [Music] Oh, full silly. [Music] coming. [Music] Don’t make me call. [Music] Okay, try this. [Music] Um, where is it? Hold on. Uh, fly to the marked 
motel. The weakest structures on the map are metal trailers between the buildings. 
Motel. [Music] Start burning it with your laser first once it’s on fire. Then yeet the 
agent into it. Okay. We’re under little. Uh, that’s the that’s the TV station. Bring 
it, bad boy. Bring it on. [Music] Show me what you got. [Music] Is that That’s the 
motel. Yeah. Oh, you’re absolutely right. Let’s think rounds with me. I destroy you. Yeah, they are. Uh Jaden says you need at least 
three agents. One blow per agent.   One blow per agent. Guys, 
they’re going to be head. There’s a dude in a suit. 
Oh, you just took his brain. Better than wearing a jacket. I wouldn’t 
think so, but yeah. Y them into the trailer. You make me sick. Ooh, that’s getting 
your um [Music] like to shoot fire maybe. Okay. Where is that? [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] Nap time. You ever seen a government issue puke? Nobody ever want to buy puking 
for his country. [Music] As soon as I get down, you are There’s nothing you can do 
to me. Yes. Yes. Okay. With him. I can just Yeah. Now you can just unplug. [Music]   Oh, mass destruction. What does a bowling alley ever do to you? Gave me a turkey. animation. [Music] 
Oh, so this is such a cute game. Oh, [Music] look. To be fair, we all have 
those days where we just want to die. And this is such a cute little town, 
you know, without the alien destruction. [Music] Majestic. Maybe that’s another [Music] You found the wrong planet to mess with. [Music] [Music] You can’t drop your guns. [Music] I’m looking it up now. Space out of the way. I don’t see why not. [Music] [Music] Yeah. Majestic beast destroyed. That should put 
a plug in their sphincters for a while. Well, we do have the probe. Yeah. I’m so 
glad you’re so engrossed at this. Yes, we got all three objectives. What? 
Source of transmogriphy transmogriy flash wire crossover eight track booms and ion 
storage beta north mysterious blaze destroys motel just the motel manager blames alien 
invaders officials blames faulty wiring again it’s that same electrician yeah man like he 
should not have a job by now it was the same would you like to upgrade you little ball of unbridled 
aggression. Okay, so shall we go crypto or saucer? Oo, I kind of feel like we need to upgrade the 
saucer. We’re starting to use it a little bit   more. Mhm. We can greatly increase the duration 
of the ground burns. We can greatly increase the death ray’s charge capacity. We’ve now 
got the sonic boom, so we can increase the   damage dealt in a d on a direction to hit. 
We can increase the sonic boom’s capacity. We got shields upgrades that we can 
do. Increases the shields generator,   shield power, and then the death ray. 
So, death ray, sonic boom, or shields. So many choices. Madam Macab is saying Sonic Boom. Say it. Go on. Street Fighter. 
Sonic. Boom. Yes. Um. Oh, you know what? Yeah. Oh, now I 
want to watch Street Fighter. Yeah,   we should be able to do both in this one 
cuz they’re both 1,250 and we’ve got 3,400. Close. You’ll be able to do one. No, you you be able to do it. All right, let’s uh let’s do it. Upgrade 
the Sonic. Boom. Upgraded. Yeah. Nice. Go back. We’ll see if there’s anything 
new with crypto. No, cuz I think we just did   it all the time on the thing. Oh, can we? No. 
I thought that was yellow. It is not. Wait, that’s yellow. Increase the duration of a hol 
when you scan it on. Uh, yes, please. Yes, please. I feel like we need that. Yeah. The 
amount of times that you have lost your disguise is kind of funny. I got to make sure that I 
don’t move too close to the majestic agents   cuz they really deplete it. Yeah, they do. They 
really don’t like you. No. Foreign correspondent. Fluonatouille. I don’t know. Oh my god. Okay. 
I just want to say a big thank you to everyone who’s watching this stream right now 
cuz we have hit 500 likes. Oh, yay. Thank you guys. Thank you so much for 
supporting a little channel. And Richard,   we have officially hit 400 subscribers as 
well. Oh, really? Fantastic. Yay. Yay. Oh, so glad. Yes. Thank you everyone for tuning in 
to Live Die Replay. Yeah. Hope you’re having as much fun as we are. Yeah. And if you do want to 
play this game of destroy all humans, the link to do so is actually in the live chat right now. It 
is pinned to the top. Mhm. There is a sale going on at the moment, isn’t there, Richard? Yes. 
10% off the bundle. So, you can get um Destroy All Humans Remastered from 2020 and you can also 
get Destroy All Humans 2. So, yeah, for 10% off. Sweet. If you if you also um don’t want to 
necessarily uh outlay it just based on the viewing that we’ve done here today, uh and 
we’ll well, we’re going till we complete it.   It’s that much fun. You can download the demo 
for um Destroy All Humans One and two. So you can you can play it on your own PC and see 
if you like it and enjoy it. So yeah. Yes, it’s awesome fun. But the Santa Modesta Tribune 
says Bert Wither assassination scare safety fears cause American news icon to run to 
ground saying the news cannot be silenced. Oh, yay. Jaden just bought him put a dent 
into logistics mind control efforts but   they won’t stay down for long. However, if we 
can harness the massive power of television, we could brainwash the whole country. We can 
easily transmit our signal on normal television frequencies. All we require is a suitable guys, 
a persona the humans will trust. My research indicates one possibility. a human television 
presenter called Bert Wither. But he’s made himself scarce. Perhaps he got wind of what you 
did to Sleepy Ernest. Forgive my impertinence, but you are an alien, are you not? How’d you 
guess? I knew it. I knew it. My prayers have been answered. On behalf of all the nations 
of the earth, I Oh my god, this guy looks like friend from another world. I’m going to call 
him Hershey. G. Thanks. It means a lot. Enough chitchat. We need to find Bert Wither. Where 
is he? Pathetic crackpot human. You want Bert Wither? You got him. Follow me. Nice. Perfect. 
Sure, there’s a way of extracting of your own DNA without having to kill all humans, but maybe 
that’s something they discover in the second one. Please come with me. Follow that crackpot. 
Never mind that he’s crazy. He’s our only lead. Oh my god, Drew. Yes. I hide secret stuff here. 
Nothing special. Just my baseball cards, my bottle cap collection, my notes on 11dimensional 
super string theory. But don’t tell anybody.   Okay. Scan me. Scan me. Scan me. I’ll scan you. 
[Music] Oh, that was the wrong button. Well, now we are him. Now we are him. Okay, I 
got to scan someone else then, I guess. Luckily, it doesn’t kill anyone. Follow that 
crackpot. Never mind that he’s crazy. He’s   our only lead. Yeah. And it’s a that scans his 
brain. Yeah. At least he didn’t take his brain like last time. Yeah, that was funny. [Music] 
Yeah, crying Teenage Mut Ninja Turtles. Yeah, totally. Totally. I still love that Shredder 
from Teenage Mut Ninja Turtles. Like the original Shredder was Uncle Phil from Fresh 
Prince of Belair. Oh, wa. Really? Yeah. Yep. That show has a whole different meaning for 
me now. Yeah. Yeah. James Avery was Trevor. It’s like I love the fact that Rob Pollston 
was Raphael. Got electric force fields around   the perimeter. You can turn them off 
though. Just shoot the machine. Oh, okay. You better stay low. They have 
gun turrets around the perimeter,   too. A whole ton of them on the water side. Watch 
out for the EMP mines. They’ve got a bunch of those around the busted. The perimeter’s pretty 
rough. that guy on the side of the building. You can take a human form, can’t you? You could 
get over there in disguise. Only one disguise will do, though. What disguise is that? Boy, 
do I love Bert Wither. Even though he called me a crackpot in that TV interview, he said 
lukewarm fusion would never work. But it would,   and I know it, if only I’d gotten the funny, 
but I didn’t. Thanks to Bert Wither, bastard. Hey, look at this. Diner takes food to Bert 
Wither. He’s the only one who gets past the   force field and the guards. Okay, if that crackpot 
scientist is correct. Bert Wither is under heavy guard and only this cook is allowed near him. 
You should use this cook to reach Bert Wither. Implant command. Reach B with undetected. So I 
I should implant command not become him. Man, walking past all those gun turrets scares the 
crap out of me. Lucky I brought a change of pants. You better stay low. They have 
gun turrets around the perimeter,   too. A whole ton of them on the water side. Elena Turner or Doris Day. Oh, 
why must Hollywood torture me   with these impossible choices? 
Cara. Ah, smell that suburban. Oh, wait a minute. These houses all look 
alike. Which one do I live in again? Krypto, be very careful. This area appears to 
be heavily fortified. That bird wither guy’s got to be around here somewhere. Wonder 
if anybody’d notice if I went awall. Man, do I hate marching. These boots suck. I love a man in uniform. Oh, wait. I am a man in 
uniform. What am I thinking? I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. Nightstick, 
check. Taking bribes from local gangster, check. Sense of moral superiority over fellow 
citizens. Check. Time to arrest me some peeps. Go ahead. Make my day. How do I get in? Good question. Why not? And you’re going to end up losing your Well, 
it was either bust your crooks or go back and   get my doctorate in quantum physics. All 
right. Well, what’s your chef guy doing? There’s a screenplay in this. Yo yo yo, Serpico. 
Wait, wrong decade. I was thinking. Uh-oh. Oh, yes. Yeah, this is Carmine at the panic attack 
there. I got a food delivery for burnt weather. You want to turn off the force field? You know, 
Carmine, you look like death warmed over. What did I tell you about eating your own cooking? I 
I hold on a second. I’ll let you in. Run through. A secret entrance. It’s just delight when the 
monkeys attempt to use their make popular again. I’ve been on duty. Sure could use 
some crappy beef hash right about now. Those stinking guards with their 
stupid questions. Obviously,   I’m there to deliver food to Bird Wither. 
What the hell else would I be doing there? Where is the soul’s berry steak for 
Mr. Wither? He’s starving. Is it that hard to find him up the stairs on the second 
floor of the docks? Easy duty. This is gold. Don’t think about the fancy chef who got too 
close to those EMP mines. Talk about French to Please don’t hurt me. I’ll 
do anything you say. I swear.   You bet your ass you will. Come on, 
Birdie boy. I got a little job for you. Oh no. What do I cut him? 
The source of kill. Okay. I think you got to get him out of there. Force of mind. No. No. you. Oh, what? Okay. Well, first human, you say transform. [Music]   technically. Oh my god, I am so getting like 
Indiana Jones vibes right now. Have a rifle. Her name is Sue. Okay. 
Kill several soldiers using Don’t ask, don’t tell. Works for me. I’m just 
going to go back the same way. I hate What? What? Why? If I don’t get to shoot somebody 
soon, I’m going to go out of my mind. Maybe I don’t have to. March here. March there. March it 
yourself, jerk off. Yeah, there is. But I mean, getting through unscathed surely would be 
something. And you’re about to lose your Damn, that drill sergeant’s booting me 
out of easy company. Now I pulled this   lame duck assignment. I don’t know. I just 
don’t feel like I’m being all I can be. I love my country. I love my flag. Oh, make him go boom. You 
guys always bust my chops,   jackasses. Make them go boom. 
Brace yourselves for it, though. It’s killer time. How did 
you escape from the bleed? You’re going My head. My head. My head. Oh, wait. Did he get killed? No, no, we have 
a cut scene. I like cut scenes. I didn’t get the specials. Oh, but that’s all right. You 
can always come back and do it again. [Music] this for good measure. Yeah. Oh my god. Don’t Don’t talk to me 
about the lighthouse and plasmophobia. I am traumatized. Yeah. Ah, nice. Yes. Well, 
we got the first two. So, 90%. Nice. Sweet. Escom uproar. Wither threatens to leave. 
News desk over salary dispute. Pocketton Industries started demolishing work for 
amusement park on old lighthouse site. The moment I saw that pop up, I was like, “Yeah, 
I know exactly what you’re going to say there.”   Perhaps. No. How about your gun or your abilities? 
Okay. Um, we did source the last time, didn’t we? So, okay. What do we got? So, we can either 
upgrade the anal, which we know chat’s going to want us to do. Greatly increase the time window 
for successful probing or over ion detonator. Uh, objects and vehicles destroyed by the detonation 
have a chance of getting trade modified. Oh,   that is good. That recharges the like um ammo 
that we get for it. increases the ion detonator’s capacity. So again, the magazine. Okay. Then 
there’s a or there’s the max shields. And there’s also dash thrusterron 2000 or intensification 
therapy. Smaller objects fly much faster. Yeah. As if they were massive. We’ve also got the 
brain extractor, which um transmits to multiple specimens with when a human’s head explodes. Oh, 
which again I still kind of want. What do you analion detonator shields thrust psychokinesis or 
brain extraction? Okay. Well, Jaden and Kate are both going with probe. Um, of course. And they’re 
all in caps, too. Drew saying the transm. Um, yeah. And Madam Macau was saying more ammo, 
whatever that one was. Yeah, it was for the ion detonator. That’s the um Yeah, the transmogriier. 
That’s the thing that has the potential to create more ammo when things are destroyed by the 
transmogrifier. Um two for probe or two for ammo. Well, I was also kind of leaning towards the 
brain extraction, but that’s cuz I like watching them pop out of their heads. Oh, that’s you and 
me both going for brain extraction. Two two. Oh, hey. Okay. Should we go for the one that’s not 
mentioned Dash then? No one mentioned Dash. All right. I tell you what, if everyone 
does the in joke from Under the Covers, you can do whatever you want to 
choose. Like, oh god, I hate Dash. Oh, let’s just probe it because literally 
Kate’s going proby probie. Okay, we’re siding with probing for this one. We’re We’re siding with 
probing this senses. We got a thousand left over. But next time we’re blowing up their brains. 
We can also do the transmifier. Ah, it was all You were being sneaky to me. So sneaky. 
Suburb of the damned. We won. Yeah, baby. You know what? I’m going to be back cuz all this 
talk of ice cream, I really want it now. So,   I’m going to go get me some. A whole tub. 
Mhm. It’s been one of those weeks. Yeah. Oh, and I have peppermint, too. So, yay. Oh, I want 
mint chalk chip. M. That’s what I got. I’ll be right back. ation at 6 p.m. ESCOM remains tight 
lipped over content of news special. I’m don’t know. I I don’t care if it’s SMCBS. I’m still 
going to always address it as ESCOM thanks to get lucky. Media Watchdog nominates Escom for 
anti-communist programming award. The success of the broadcast depends on you, Crypto. You 
must protect those towering transmission towers. Each tower has a transmitter at its base. 
If the army want to stop the broadcast, they’ll have to take out those 
transmitters first. Okay. Reach the defense perimeter. [Music] It’s just 
there. This seems too easy. [Music] Enjoy Jaden. Regiments two and four, form up 
the main junction. One and three,   take the flank. Attack waves. Target the 
infrastructure. I want those comm towers out of commission. Support waves. Your task is 
simple. Destroy the communist insurgents holding the television station. No beat eating vodka 
swilling trosky eyed son of a [ __ ] is going to hijack this great nation’s godgiven airways. 
Not on my watch. Charge. [Applause] [Music] Grandpa’s time. Incoming from the north. SMCBS will bring 
you further news as it unfolds. Good day, John and Jane. America from north to south, from 
sea to shining sea. This is B coming to you live   from a secure MCBS. Studio at an undisclosed 
location in America’s sunshine capital, Santa Monesta, with a special news bulletin. 
For years, America has been a beacon of hope   to the world. But today comes disturbing 
proof. Our very way of life is under attack. Our great nation devoured from within 
by a malignant tour of corruption. Yes,   you heard it here first. The very heart of power 
in the United States of America is now cancerous. It’s benevolent might burn one is under fire. 
This cancer right after a word from our sponsor. I don’t know what I’ve been doing. Tower one is   being attacked. Un sweeps the country 
like a fever. Police civil liberties, arrest innocent people without cause, even 
crazily engage in criminal and unconscist police department, attesting not only to 
the existence of these abuses, but to their   orchestration by an agency of our own. Tower one 
is half destroyed. I told you to defend them. More to come after these commercial is being 
attacked. Your moments have arrived, Krypto. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] So, what are you doing now, Richard? 
Military. Let me go. [Music] [Music] I’m getting blasted. My hands. My hands. My hands. I think success. 
Tanks. Roll in the tanks. Jobs of American steel. Wow. Someone’s overcompensating with that little 
[ __ ] A federal agency behind the new terror on our streets. Not bad, but if policy is 
corrupt, the government responsible. SMCBS black even capital city innocent citizens of black 
sedans. No arrest records exist yet. To date, over,00 people have disappeared. Their families   kept in the dark and still the 
US government remains silent, refuses to acknowledge these place. Why 
has our government deserted us? Stay tuned. We have rockets. My fellow citizens, we must 
face the terrible truth. The powers that be in this nation no longer lead us in the oppress under 
guise of national security from a communist threat   or a conspiracy of silent abductions. One thing 
is certain. President Hland must answer. Even as I speak our Viking military strives to stop this 
broadcast only to the brave efforts of our genius because it’s finally out. The president for 
the first time in our history has marshaled   American armed forces against the American 
people. Tower 2 is being attacked. Get them back and hit them hard. The shocking final 
answer next. Tower two is being attacked. Sir, the [Music] [Music] Let’s get it on. That’s 
pretty damn satisfying. It’s very   Harry Potter. Come on. Tower two is under fire. Isn’t the self-extinguish sir? [Music] They didn’t cover two is under fire. Come on, 
Krypto. Do that voodoo that you do so well. I love the references. Okay, Drew. We’ll see you later. 
Two is under fire. [Music] Show me what you got. Sir, sir. That was brilliant. Oh, what? They have mix. Michael Bay called. He 
wants his Transformers back. Take out those towers now. All 
units, attack. Attack. Attack. Tower is being attacked. Hit them back. Giant robots. We cannot survive. Tower is 
being attacked. Hit them back and eat them. Two is under fire. Come on. Do that voodoo 
that you do so well. Oh, I killed both men. Tower two is destroyed. Good. Defend the 
towers. Don’t you understand? [Music] Tower two is under fire. Come on, 
Krypto. Do that voodoo that you do. Oh, I did the objective with that 
even had to kill him with the ground. I love the Hocus Pocus reference. 
Actually, the Shining reference, but still. down. That’s my favorite. Hit them back and hit them hard. [Music] You scattered them like roaches. Marvelous. 
Wasted helmet. So like right last second throw it back. Hey, welcome. Hi Amed. Welcome. A, 
we love you, too. Yay. I kind of want to know what Drew Drew’s singing in the shower. Jaden, 
what’s he singing in the shower? Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Oil. Oil. Oil. Bert Wither. 
Prophet or puppet. Surprise broadcast fuels hunt for communists. Military deployment result of 
prank phone call. Officials looking for huge jazz. There’s no huge ass here. 
When I find out who you are,   I’m going to grab your scrawny little neck and singing in the rain. Opportune. Very, very 
cool. Did you want a saucer upgrade or I think I like Drew more now. Personally got taste. 
Anyone who sings show tunes in the shower is awesome. I should know. I do it frequently. 
Did we go source the last time or crypto? Um, sorcerer. I think crypto. 
It is cryptotheridian. Look, I’m not even going to ask. I’m going 
to go straight for the brain extraction. Oh,   of course you are. Actually, no. 
We did crypto last time. Sorry. Oh, well, there you go. Straight to the next 
mission. Whatever happened to Crypto 136? Oh, we’re going to find out what happened 
to his crash spaceship. Hi. Oh my god. If this isn’t like area Yeah. or something along 
those lines. I’m going to be so upset. Mhm. I love this. This has kind of got like 
a Wes Anderson vibe about it. The color   is fantastic. Now we should be able to 
discover what happened to Crypto 136. My scans have identified several 
radioactive areas in your vicinity,   but there is one in particular that 
looks like it could be a crash site. I’m on it. Any of those baboons laid one hairy 
finger on me, I’ll rip them a new [ __ ] Reach the radioactive area at the ready. Amid, 
this game is called destroy all humans. And if you do want to play it, we have pinned 
the link to it in the chat, so feel free to jump on in for there. They do currently have a 
10% discount on the bundle, so you can get the first game and the sequel for 10% off. So, yay. 
If you’re enjoying this, be sure to pick it up. Yeah. Nope, that was the wrong Murphy is a [ __ ] Now, John, this ain’t like 
What have you discovered? This is where 136 hit the dirt. All right. You found your ship. A few 
little pieces. Most of it’s gone. Recover any furon technology the humans may have found. And 
rescue crypto 136. Monkeys probably this ship to their donkeys and dragged it back to their 
mud village so they can worship it as a god. I’ve got it. The solution to 
Ferma’s last theorem. It’s Oh, wait. Wait. Ah, crap. I just had it. [Music] Wonder if anybody noticed if I 
went awall. [Music] Why won’t those commies invade already? 
Want to shoot me some reds? I don’t know. I just don’t feel like I’m being all 
I can be. Believe me here, agent, I’d much rather unfortunately the assistance 
majestic provides is somewhat   less. If I don’t get to shoot somebody 
soon, I’m going to go out of my mind. [Music] Man, do I prock? [Music] My papy fought in a big one. Damn, that drill 
sergeant’s booting me out of easy company. Now I pull this lame duck assignment. 
My DI sure is a mean son of a gun. I want to be just like Sergeant 
York or Goomer Pile. [Music] Oh, what was that? You can do it. I love my country. I love my flag. Oh. That chili is going to be repeating on me 
all night long. Hilarious. That’s sad. I made sure march here. March there. March it yourself, 
jerk off. Maybe I should Yeah, what I’m going to do is there’s a gap of people over here. See if 
I can over there. Maybe my disguise. And um I was going to say get someone to chicken dance. Oh, 
good call. Yeah. Let’s run right next to this guy. I have a rifle. Her name is Sue. Oh. Oh no. Nope. I don’t think 
so. Oh no. Maybe. Come on. You can do it because that human. Yeah, 
you can. Oh, there’s a scientist. Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Jesus Christ. Oh well, looks like they’re going to 
have to go boom now. Oh well. Okay. Hopefully, we should be okay. 
What’s the red? Oh, that’s just the truck. Sounds like a good idea. While you do that, I 
say we get people to jump on in and if they’re enjoying the stream to smack that like button in 
three, two, one. Like spike. [Music] of the lykan. [Music] I like that we’re a small channel, but like my goal is to hopefully get to like 500 
subscribers. That’d be amazing. I really would. Yeah. When in doubt, destroy the planet. Planet. This is Yeah. One of those. It doesn’t 
seem like they’re necessarily trying to take over   the world. They’re just trying to reclaim all 
of their um DNA. Okay. So, we’ve got everything outside. So, I need to become someone who can go 
inside. I need to talk to that guy so it can’t   be him. Where did they all go? Oh, these guys go. 
Did you dance them to death? Maybe. Okay. Can you dance them to death? Can I dance them to death? 
[Music] Maybe I’ll just pick up this guy. Oh, no. Well, there’s someone. I hope the majestication doesn’t 
that person I was just speaking   to disappeared down I am such a 
happy old scientist look at me go Helga from Sweden got to hate my job lift 
crate move crate stand on crate destroy crate that’s no fun the century will only faked to a 
soldier. Wish I’d brought my slicker. Of course, I could use a shower. Okay. Well, now I look like 
this guy should be able to turn into this soldier. Yes. I don’t know. I was here just a second ago. I 
mean, I was completely depressed. Please God, not cold meatloaf for lunch again. Oh jeez. 
Okay, here we go. Request entry to the base. Demand entry to the base. Threaten to report 
him or threaten to kill him. What do you think,   Chad? I think we should be requesting it, but 
that’s just me. I’m polite even when I’m an alien that’s destroying the planet. True. Yep. 
Request. Jen request. It does sound like the um most sensible option. Kane threaten. 
Well, I do have the Of course she is. Command. Okay. Well, in that case, well, we’ve 
got Oh, yes. Yes. Madam Macab is also saying request. So, two for request. Request 
it is I require this facility on my own. No offense, but I got my orders. Now 
beat it. Okay, that didn’t work. Request entry to the base. Demand entry to the base. 
Threaten to report him. Threaten to kill him. Yes, the cameras are set 
up in even that room. Drew, guess I shouldn’t make jokes like that 
in 2024. No, you you really shouldn’t.   And especially when you haven’t found the 
cameras that I’ve hidden in your room yet. Okay. Threaten to report, says Kate Miller. Okay. So, we’re going to go 
with Kate unless anybody else   has any other thoughts. No one 
wants to threaten to kill him. I don’t think so, Drew. You have to 
ask Richard for those or access. Yeah, that’s under the highest Patreon tier. Demand entry to the base. Jaden says, “Okay.” 
Uh, Madame Macar saying request again. So, we’ve got threaten to report him is pretty 
much three people. Is that right? Is that No, no. Threaten to report is just Kate.   Okay. Um, demand is Jaden and Madame Macob saying 
request again. No one has threatened to kill him. What would you be thinking? Well, I mean, see, I’m kind of inclined to be like, okay, I’ve 
requested entry. You’re not allowing me entry. I’m now going to report you to your Mhm. overlord. Y 
Drew has threatened to report as well. Yeah, I’m I’m kind of inclined to agree with Drew and Kate 
here. And then if that fails, then we kill him. Then we kill him. Yep. Threaten to report him. Lay 
me through or I’m going to report you for falling asleep on duty. Yes, sir. Right away, we Oh, wow. 
Like points. That was easy. Also, I love the fact that he was like sounded a little Jack Nicholson 
and a few good men then. Don’t ask, don’t tell. Works for me. Armquist is my hero. All of this 
khaki that What the hell’s wrong with Fuchsia? It’s funny. I must say that vacuum cleaner 
salesman made a very compelling pitch. Right underneath their noses. Why does Joe keep looking at me? He 
can’t tell just by looking, can he? Oh, no. It’s the mustache, sir. It says it all. Really? I just got like the whole Mario guy. 
Jackasses. He’s a plumber. Yep. He doesn’t want his friend to know. My DI sure is a mean son of 
a gun. You people make me sick. Pathetic humans. I’m afraid of Virginia Wolf. I really ought to get up to Jersey and see Uncle 
Tony this weekend. Where could these humans have imprisoned Krypto 136? Find out if one of 
these military monkeys knows more. Monkeys. Yes, it is going to be in this. I’m so sick 
of guarding that stupid shiny round hunk   of commamie metal for those guys in the 
suits. Melt it down and turn it into cold hard American ammo. I’d have a GI party with 
a toothbrush if I told the general to shut up and keep walking past that total UFO. They 
make us guard. Those majestic guys. Golly, their boss is the real head cheese. Flying discs 
are as real as the one crashed on this space. I wonder if you can turn off the loudspeakers. 
Ask thing is really working for me. This little stronghold must be where they are holding 
crypto 136. [ __ ] This one or this one? W2. Yay. I don’t know. I just don’t feel like I’m being 
all I can be. Okay. Not in this. The outside. I knew I should have joined the Texas Air National   Guard. Now that’d be some 
easy duty. Oh, over there. Over yonder. Why won’t those 
commies invade already? I think Oh, I’ve got to extract human brains. 
That’s the objective. Okay. How can I Oh dear, you’re in trouble. Audi Murphy is 
a [ __ ] Now John Wayne, that’s a man’s man. Man, do I hate marching. 
These boots suck. [Music] If [Music] I don’t get to shoot somebody soon,   I’m going to go out of my mind. 
There’s a couple guys behind him. My hand. My head. My hand. Don’t ask, don’t tell. 
Works for me. You reckon you try? It’s hurting. Ed, you’re going down. Enore. That does not work. Magic. No. You’re dead, little 
man. [Music] Hey little pricks. On your feet. You’re going down. [Music] It’s killer time. [Music] Throw down. You want to down? Drop your weapons. Show me what everything. I’m 
Here’s a close encounter of   the paint. Hand of the line. Everybody pick on a spaceman out in the way. Johnny. You’re going down. Of [Music] course, the majestic agents have got that so much   better than what the military do. 
Show me what you got. Drop your dead, little man. Drop your way. Okay. Let’s You’re going. You think 
you can go 15 rounds with me? It’s killing time. You’re with aliens. [Music] [Music] Bite the bullet, freak. Oh, goody. Nice car. They’re not smart, are they? Like they 
just saw you vaporize their friend’s over. Bye, Drew. Thanks so much for tuning in. for crying out loud. What do I have to do? [Music] Ah, leave. [Music] Cowboy, 
let’s do this. I destroyed entire reinforcers. You think I’m scared of you? We will. Uh Drew says Richard be good. I will 
try. I promise. He does. That’s right. He told me not to be. Wonder if anybody’d notice if I 
were you all. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. An army of one. I’m so lonely. I have a rifle. Her name 
is Sue. What about Papy fought in the big one? Come here. A specimen in the laboratory 
is in remarkable condition. Only Darwin knows how that spindly neck does not 
snap in half under the strain of its   massive cerebrum. [Music] What are you 
doing? The little furon freaks can run, but they can’t hide from us. I have to put them 
in the lab before Silhouette puts me there first. You’re dead, little man. You’re only [Music]   Show me what you got. What am I thinking? 
I’m [Music] dead. Everybody on. [Music] I’m getting blast. [Music] I’m getting flashing. [Music] You’re having a flashback to 
true lives. Let’s get it on. [Music] [Music] Hey, here’s a platu freak in our lab. Better 
get us the results we need. Throw down, baby. Hands hurting. Head brain. You’re 
going killer time. On your knees, cowboy. [Music] planet to me with Maybe it probably an entrance on the ground level. [Music] Maybe you got to press the button. Uh-oh. [Music] Hello. [Music] Wow. [Music] I’m going to call the 
oversized transformer Baymax. What do I have to do to get a bucket of water? Yes. Woohoo. Oh, wow. That is a gnarly crash. Oh, look at that. [Music] Oh, please don’t be probed. Please don’t be prone. 
I really thought you’d be alive. Ah, Krypto, look what they’ve done to us. Laid us open like an 
animal. How could intelligent creatures do this? Okay, monkeys. You want a war? You’ve got 
a war. Yeah. Wa. What? What did you find, Krypto? We’re dead. An honorable death at the 
hands of an enemy in battle. That’s one thing, Pox. But they they desecrated us. And they’re 
going to pay. Oh, yes. They’re going to pay. Son of destroy. Damn. Bye, Crypto. That was not an 
endorsement for cryptocurrency. It’s actually kind of sad. Yeah, I was hoping that he’d still be alive. 
Say, I was I was honestly thought he was going to just turn around then and be like, 
“No, I’m fine.” Take on a planet your own. My guy. Where did they go? Where is 
he? Where did he go? Where is he? [Music] Get out of there. Unless you want to 
end up like your predecessor. Return to the mother ship. We’ll use that data tape to Are 
you kidding me? If it’s the last thing I do, I’m going to make them pay for this. Pay? Oh, 
we’ll be okay. Wait just a little longer and you’ll see just how destructive we can be. 
Bring me that data data tape at once. That’s an order. Kill a bunch of humans. Let’s kill 
a bunch of humans before we bunch up. Yeah. Hello boys. You’re going to go boom now. You to fire. [Music] [Music] It’s hurting. [Music] My hand. My hand. Permission to self extinguish. The dialogue in this game is awesome. 
Hey, space. Very terminated. [Music] I’m pretty sure now we’re going to 
destroy the base. Mission successful. [Music] Cool, mate. Have a good one. Top brainiac offered. Oh, off. Top 
brainiac off by maniac. Renowned ethmologist and prizes found. Wow. Wow. 
Also kind of impressed that that would be the front cover photo for an ethmologist. 
Area 42 on high alert after saucer sighting. Top brass warns. It’s those dang commies. 
Stay vigilant. It was a weather balloon. It was just a weather balloon. It was 
a weather balloon. Yeah. Web popus, step right up. Weapons, abilities. 
Hey, green. Hey Josh, welcome. Oh, dag it. I don’t know. We got a lot of points. Yeah. Oh, we did. Okay. 
So, we want to upgrade the death ray or the sonic boom or the shields or the pulsatron. 
Oh, that’s the the thing that stops the missiles. Okay. I want to do shields because I 
feel like we need to do shields. I want to do um pulsatron because they’re going to be firing 
rockets at us. 1350 left. We do death ray or death ray. Death ray. Which one? The 
charge capacity or the ground burns? Ground Burns. Ground Burns. Burns the mutant menace. He looks pretty menacing. Oh, Angry Beavers. Or maybe was that the same 
guy as him? Dagot. Um, I know Norbert from Angry Beavers is um Nick Barkley who was the voice of 
Salem in Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Like the old um comedy from the human research lab 
has revealed a most disturbing. Dag it. I don’t know. I’m going to have to look it up 
now. Successfully unlock the dormant psychic   ability. And you know the worst part is now to a 
dash of Furon DNA. Infiltrate the research base and disable its defenses from within. Then you 
will destroy the entire area with your saucer. Who was Dagot? Virgin Steven Hordes back. Yes, he is Invader Zim. Ah, nice. So, yeah. 
Yeah, it is him. Dag it is um ah Richard Steven Horvitz. I hope Lorraine don’t find out 
about me and her sister at the wedding. Boy, what a dish she Josh. I blame you immensely 
for me having angry beers theme going through   my head. Just like Sergeant York or 
Goomer Pile the [Music] building [Music] agents running around. I like Huffman, but I’ll kill him in a second if I get the order. Oh my god. I’m going 
have to kill him. To kill him. Sh. Man, I am good. How good? 
M so good. Good. How good? God, I hate my job. Lift crate, move crate, 
stand on crate, destroy crate. That’s no fun. I think you’re just going to have 
to bite the bullet and do it. What am I thinking? I could tell 
you, but then I’d have to kill you. What have you found? They got mutants. All right. Ah, my great. Here comes the Alzheimer’s. Yeah. Oh, damn. I didn’t cheat 
that one. God damn it. Get I know what I’m doing here. [Music] [Music] What are you doing? When I Can’t you Why do 
I just need to use the restroom? Restroom. A little butt. Humans [Music] using Furon powers. They’re training these 
mutant humans for use in the battle against us. Destroy everything at their lab. Don’t run 
into those waves of energy. Find a way over them. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] I think this one. [Music] [Music] Oh, Josh, don’t throw my 
own words back at me. Sorry. [Music] They’re not analytic. Good work, Krypto. Destroy the 
lab and kill those mutants. Yes, Crang. I can’t hear it now. [Applause] Nice shooting, Krypto. Seems like I can take their brains. Maybe they don’t have any brains. Maybe 
they’re like me and totally blonde. [Music] [Music] Okay. Already search and then she’s misspelled forgotten. 
Destroy these primitive Tesla coils. They’ll zap you with energy 
when you’re near. Madam MacBy name though. If it wasn’t for Quizerate Alive,   I could have gotten away with playing 
a dumb blonde a hell of a lot longer. Richard, you tricked me. So, 
see who’s the smarter one here? Yes. [Laughter] Does anyone else now just got like Will 
Smith’s Men in Black going through their   head or is it just me? Yeah, that’s 
where you kill these radioactive cows. Help. We’re being invaded by Peter Lori. Go on, Richard. Give us a Peter Lori. What do we go here? Fuel. Let’s get it on. Let’s get it. Throw down, 
baby. Only under the cover. Let’s do this. Freckling [Music] hurting headlight. This is 
the end of the road. Peace. You want a piece of this? [Music] I order you to show me what you’re dead. Only one more voice remains. Hurry and destroy it. Hello to this guy. They didn’t 
cover auto combustion in basic. [Music] Fire pain. These things mean nothing to me. [Music] Fire. [Music] Let’s do this. It’s killer time. [Music] Excellent work, Krypto. Now, get 
to your ship and let’s get busy. My ship [Music] party. You think you 
can go rounds with me? Give me time. My hand. My hand. My hand. [Music] Up. We go. It’s time to 
give these inquisitive humans a little negative reinforcement. They’re 
entirely too clever for their own good. Here goes. Boom, baby. That’s what I’m talking about. Enemy [Music] [Music] is here. I think what’s that? Hit me with a weather 
balloon. They actually do. It’s crazy. A That was your goal. Reach the lab without being 
detected. Fully. Oh, well, 90 is better than zero. Plus, you got a lot of brains out of it. Mhm. What Kate What’s Kate saying? 
Guess what loser just posted? Yeah, one of those of I’ll tell you when we get off 
stream. Oh no. Food drive sabotage. Come sent back. World hunger cure. Government announces 
rising demands for skilled research staff. So, what would you like to upgrade you little   ball of unbridled aggression? Do I 
want to go crypto or SOS? Saucer. Fusion scorcher death ray 
liquid knack cooling sonic   boom chorus phase oscillator cassette tape booms shield all the big ones repulsron no or 
death ray so death ray sonic boom or shields sonic boom sonic boom greatly increases 
es the damage dealt on a direct hit or greatly increases the sonic boom’s capacity. Let’s do the oscillator just so I can hear you 
say oscillator. Oscillator. Thank you. Isolator is made in Joy. It is. And we also have enough 
for the liquid knack cooling. Do you want to   do that too? Yeah, let’s do it. Although 
every time you say knack I’m thinking gak and then my mind has just gone straight 
in the gutter. The Evans stone death ray. Oh, there’s three challenges unlocked. The 
wrong I wish there was a progression of like, you know, how far we are through the 
story. I wonder what the turnup seed farm. Okay, what’s this? I’m getting three 
abduction three race three rampage three found most of the um probes on Santa Modesta. Interesting. Okay. Do you want to go the 
wrong the wrong stuff? Yeah, let’s do it. Uncle Sam, New Panam, I’m to attend 
unveiling of modern military controlled airline. Army issues suppository to ease 
rash of bowel disorders in area 52. Oh, it’s time to [ __ ] their military 
forces. I want you to infiltrate the main base and find out what the 
warlords are planning. Don’t worry,   Pox. I wiped out all the smart monkeys in the 
last attack. All they got left are a couple of hairy knuckled alpha males who don’t know 
thing one about intergalactic warfare. I mean, come on. Any planet without orbital 
ion cannons is just asking for it. Human warfare is astonishingly primitive, 
which is exactly what worries me. They’re just advanced enough to blow themselves 
up at any moment. And if they do,   our chance of reclaiming our genetic 
future goes up in a mushroom cloud. That would suck. Okay, I’ll go scout the 
base and scan a few monkey brains. Try not to let them detect you this time. We don’t 
need any more complications. And you know how jumpy these creatures can be. Hey, it’s 
me. Good point. Try not to kill all of them. Man, do I hate marching. These boots suck. 
[Music] I think we need to upgrade our ability to become these. Why aren’t those commies in vain 
already? I want to shoot some rats. How do I Um, round the gate. [Music] I don’t know. March here. March there. March it 
yourself, jerk off. [Music] The new X13 fighter jet packs a real punch. Fires missiles. Has 
a laser on board. It even mixes cocktails. Martin was under the water tower talking about 
creeps, ploos, and necklace. No, Krypto. Now the humans know you’re here. Back to the mother 
ship with you. This new human weapon could explo humans must not be alerted. Yeah. 
Mystery military death sparks red panic. But I don’t think I did. I I 
didn’t see a head pop. Don’t worry,   Pox. I wiped out all the smart monkeys in the 
last attack. All they got left are a couple of hairy knuckled alpha males who don’t know 
thing one about intergalactic warfare. I mean, come on. Planet without orbital. I know. Have 
mental images. Thank you. Just asking for it. Human warfare is astonishingly primitive, 
which is exactly what worries me. They’re just advanced enough to blow themselves 
up at any moment. And if they do,   our chance of reclaiming our genetic 
future goes up in a mushroom cloud. That would suck. Okay, I’ll go scout the base 
and scan a few monkey brains. Try not to let them detect you this time. We don’t need 
any more complications. And you know how jumpy these creatures can be. Hey, it’s me. 
Good point. Try not to kill all of them. Oh, dear God. All right, everyone. Talk 
me out of posting a video. Wonder if anybody noticed if I went awall. That’s 
definitely the best way to avoid aggression. The new X13 fighter jet packs a real 
punch. Fires missiles. Has a laser on board. It even mixes cocktails at 5:00 sharp. 
If your boy gets to stand still in the shade, smoking like a chimney. This new human weapon 
could be a threat to us. Scan more humans. Chain smoking a major for always randomly selects 
the shady Southgate. Jeez, have a heart. It’s the freaking desert. Sounds like your old nemesis 
Armquist is coming to town. This could be an opportunity for us to remove him from the picture 
once and for all. Photoshop. This ain’t like WW2. What’s wrong with this guy? Whoa. He glitched something fierce. Martin was under the water tower talking about 
preps, proves, and knuckles. Aie Murphy is a [ __ ] Now John Wayne,   that’s a man’s man. He’s doing 
that whistling. I don’t know, but [Music] brass always bust my chops. Jackasses. Lieutenant Lean is ordering Sergeant Smith around.   I’ll bet Lean still hasn’t found out 
what Smith’s been doing with his wife. All of this khaki that What the hell’s 
wrong with Fuchsia? I knew I should have joined the Texas Air National 
Guard. Now that’d be some easy duty. My DI sure is a mean son of a gun. I don’t know. I just don’t feel 
like I’m being all I can be. Sergeant Smith’s getting re behind the 
wall again. Guess he shouldn’t have hula hooped with another man’s wife. Thanks, Madam 
Macob. Have a good day at work. Enjoy. Thanks for stopping by. [Music] I want to be just 
like Sergeant York. Work over pile. Officer used to sport one of those cool hats. Don’t 
ask, don’t tell. Works for me. I don’t get to shoot somebody soon. I’m going to go out of 
my mind. If I were a pigeon, I could see what those snazzy suits discuss with the general. 
And no one on the rooftop would be the wiser. My papy fought in the big one. [Music] I want to 
be just like Sergeant York or Goomer Pile. [Music] That dinner party. I have an office in the main 
building right next to Hig’s. If only Guardian hadn’t burned Armquist’s roast. The head warlord 
will emerge from the main building soon. I’ve gathered you should get a close look from a high 
vantage point. My DI sure is a mean son of a gun. This is my hero. Every game that’s ready yet. The X13 was working just fine in   the trials last week. There 
have been a few um hiccups. Hiccups. Armquist is headed here right now to see   this thing fly. Are you telling me 
it can’t? We’ve had some setbacks. I’ll give you a setback. I’m going to bring 
your whole goddamn agency up on charges. This is gross incompetence. Save it. Why don’t 
you show your guests the nuke instead? I didn’t pay $40 million to see another goddamn   nuclear test. I paid to see the best 
godamn fighter plane ever built. Ah, screw it. I’m going down to sector 13 myself 
and find out what the hell’s going on. General, you don’t need to go to sector 13. The 
test flight will go ahead as planned. What? A second ago, you said the X13 
wouldn’t fly. I said it wasn’t ready, but it will be. Your demonstration will go on 
as scheduled. Trust us, we’re the government. Yes, cuz that’s a reason to trust. 
It’s high time we met the base head   waronger. Go and probe the mind 
of the human called General Hints. I like that. Huffman Ike is bald and shifty. Is it 
wrong to be so shallow? Without these egg heads, we could never finish the X13 prototype. 
Got to keep away from all these hazards just a little while longer. Without these 
scientists, the prototype won’t function. I’ve marked the locations on your radar. We 
must eliminate them. discreetly. Do try to avoid attracting attention. Subtlety ain’t 
exactly my forte. John, that’s a man’s man. Barbecue, isn’t it? I feel like I should do that 
last cuz that’s going to be a big bang. Yeah, that’s going to be a really big bang. All of this 
khaki that What the hell’s wrong with Fuchsia? How much time have you got 
for answer that question? [Music] It’s like, oddly enough, I’ve been on the hunt 
for a Barbie pink lipstick. Oh god, I need another or two. No, make that three. My mind says Rock 
Hudson, but my body says Dora’s Day. How sussy of me. Scientist. So, we’re going to drop a 
crate on the scientist. Where’s a minefield? That’s actually a good question. Where is 
a minefield? Happy farting the big one. [Music] My mind says Cliff, but 
my body says Brand Monty just ain’t no wonder if anybody’d notice if 
I would. Yes, Kate. I will. I promise. I have a rifle. Her name is Sue. March 
here. March there. March it yourself, jerk off. [Music] Of all the 
areas, it looks the most fieldy. [Music] I knew I should have joined the Texas 
National Guard. That would be some easy duty. Oh, is that a mine? There could be lines. Okay, so 
I’ve got to get him to follow. Mhm. That said, I should get back to Burke in the 
West Hanger, but I wouldn’t walk   near those boxes filled with mines, even 
if I’m paid. Too bad it is unlucky day. Brilliant. Oh. Oh. Now turn and walk 
away slowly like you can’t feel the heat. Way ahead here. Oh man, that guy 
step right on those mines. That’s the fourth one this week. Is this a crate? 
Well, maybe don’t put the mines down where people are walking. I’m walking 
here. I’m walking here. Okay. Points. Don’t ask. Don’t tell. Works 
for me. There is a kite. [Music] Oh god. It’s a kite. I suppose only 
interact. I see. You’re going to lose your uh damn that drill sergeant booting me out of easy 
company. Now I pulled this lame duck assignment. [Music] You like the drill sergeant? Yeah, 
you might want to scan someone. Brass always bust my chops, jackasses. You’re going down. I destroyed your entire Korean 
villages. You think I’m scared? Let’s do this. If I don’t get to shoot somebody soon. I’m going to 
go out of my mind here. Greeny, greeny, greeny. I don’t know. I just don’t feel like I’m being all 
I can be. Look, I’m not going to lie. I’m kind of impressed by that. Why won’t those commies 
invade already? I want to shoot me some reds. You want a piece of cake? If only 
there was some way to electronically facilitate the private viewing 
of elicit photography. Like some   sort of computing device with a 
screen. Uh, it’ll never happen. Yeah, I will. It happens so much. It 
will be the whole purpose of why the internet was created. I love my 
country. I love my flag. [Music] What happened? What happened? No. No. 
Man, do I hate marching. These boots suck. Draw in the enemy. Make some noise. When they 
get close, destroy them all. Destroy assets. Make some noise. Um, hell, I assume just 
like exploding things. Let’s get this guy. How funky is your chicken? How funky is your 
chicken? What’s going on? Coming after you. Oh well, definitely detected. Throw down, baby. You’re dead. me. It’s hilarious. [Music] Drop your weapons. [Music] Valy, use your guidance systems. Show me. Oh, there you are, kiddo. The path to the prototype should be clear, 
but avoid any men in very dark suits. On your knees, cowboy next. A little savage should do the trick. First, find the new X13. These tin soldiers. 
More sneaking. Come on, Fox. [Music] I said sabotage. Go and destroy every human 
in that hanger and destroy their equipment and their records and keep the X13 in one 
piece. Just make sure it won’t fly anywhere. That’s what I’m talking about. [Music] I got some 
Reese’s pieces. That’s what you guys eat, right? The X13 prototype. My baby is nearly 
complete. So close to the first test drive. You want to cut to the chase here? [Music] The reactants in the lab are nothing compared 
to what this baby can do. Vu. You like peanuts? You ever thought about You’re going down. Drop 
your weapons. Here, Greeny. Greeny, greeny. Can we just cut to the part where 
I kick your ass? I got some racist. I got peanuts. You like peanuts?   Come here, little buddy. It’s like he’s 
invisible. It’s going to be kind of far. You want to cut to the chase here? A tapp tapp Florida. Make it good. We’ve had a breach. Small word for a big 
problem. Somebody got past the guards, snuck into hanger 12, and wrecked the place. 
Our little gray visitor. Looks that way. Which means you didn’t catch it. We came pretty close. Close doesn’t count, 
agent. The second it sets foot on base, I want it captured. And don’t tell 
Armquist. We don’t need any more help   from the military. Call me when 
you’ve got it. Whatever you say. [Music] Successful. Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah. Centipedal probal packaging supreme. Ooh. Pituitary gland 
electrodes. And zero friction. Woo. Scientists evaporated. Fuel experiment base 
on two parts cesium, one part platonic quartz, and an entire bottle of water goes horribly wrong. 
Atomic powered appliances to become the norm. Boom. That’s what I’m talking about. Upgrade 
perhaps. No gun or your abilities. Crypto currency. Okay. So, we’ve got the disintegration 
ray cascade emulator which sustained fire rapidly increases the damage dealt by the target. may set 
it ablaze. Oh, nice. The transmogriity there. Um, objects and vehicles destroyed by the detonation 
have a higher chance of transmogriification. Ion storage beta which increases the ion detonator’s 
capacity. Full shields dash cortex scan cortical agonizer increases the duration of the hollow 
bob when you scan an unarmed combatant. Psychois small levitated objects fly much faster 
brain extraction. We cannot do that and we can’t do that. So it’s either disintegration ray ray 
detonation ion detonator uh shields or dash or cortex scan. Look, I’m kind of leaning towards 
the cortex scan because I’m like the hollow bulb comes in handy so much. Mhm. It’s true. It 
does. Okay, let’s do that one. Okay, then we’ve still got 1950 to play with. So, after that, we 
can not Oh, yep. We can either go dash or dash. We have to do dash. Yeah. All 
right, let’s do dash. Dashing triggers a small shock wave that knocks 
down enemies and deflects projectiles. Or   um we skate Nuke down enemy enemies 
and projectiles. I mean, duh. Nice. Wonder if there 700 for 
anything we can use on this. Me. Yes. Awesome. Well, there you go. Fun 
times and great fluffy stuff. Our next mission seems to be duck and cover. So, 
we’ll see how we go with this one. Hoya. Do let me know if there’s any problems. 
I’ve turned up my mic so hopefully   um it will you’ll be able to hear me this 
time. I’ve noticed in the last stream that couldn’t really hear me as some of 
the dialogue was going over there,   but it’s something we only notice in the aftermath 
when we watch these back. So, sorry about that. Well, from my end, you’re sounding good, my 
dear. Yeah. I’m now trying to find the link so that I can share destroy the franchise pack. 
Thought you might be too busy running damage control out in California. Never too busy to 
watch the Air Force fall flat on its face, Jack. Corporal Patterson, let’s show our 
guests what this bottle rocket can do. Ah, so this is their prototype that 
they’re going to test now. I thought   we messed it up last time. Vertical 
takeoff and landing. How do you like There you go. Link to the franchise is 
now in Patter. Get over there and tell Miguel to get that bird in the air 
right this second or he’s going to   be testing go-karts for the next 
20 years. $40 million for that. Novelty plane crashes. Higs 
says sabotage. Armquist says   incompetence. Gray voted most 
popular color by colorlinds. Gold. I love these newspapers. These are 
brilliant. There’s such good humor in this game. Well, is inspecting their primitive 
aeronautical contraptions. Sabatol. We’ll crush their pitiful air defense 
forces and destroy Armquist once and for all. I’m Let me just load up the old disintegrate 
array and I’ll be off. Okay. No. Listen, Krypto. At this very moment, they are preparing 
a nuclear device for testing in a nearby weapons range. A nuclear device? Don’t sweat, 
Ed. That monkeyy’s as good as dead. Okay. Is it R? No, it’s F. You’ve 
forgotten how to play already. Already? Yes. We read brains with R. 
All I can see is cactuses, though. Come on. Let me in. Let me in. I don’t know. 
I just don’t feel like I’m being all I can be. How do I get in? Oh, that that’s 
right. How do I make sure that E? He’s also the thing to just take their brains. 
So, I got to be careful with that. You just got to make sure that you’ve got the little Oh 
my gosh, I’m spacing on words. I was going to say dubaki. The dubaki on the thing of 
mag next to the watch call it hypnotize the truck’s driver. That guy hypnotizes. What would 
Franco do? Stella. Stella in planet command. Cactus. We have Drew drop in chat, too. So, hello,   Drew. And hello, Madam Macau, who just 
stepped in. Yes. Awesome. Welcome. We’re all on board to destroy all humans. 
I love that Kate’s got a cactus on a raft,   too. Hey, we’ve got one on ours. 
Mhm. And lots of signs, don’t we? Yeah. You had a lot of fun when I logged 
off. Oh, it’s so funny. We just kept one uping each other with signs and changing signs 
placements and then we just went all out. Okay, so escort the nuclear device to the 
base. Okay. Armquist is my hero. This truck moves so slowly. Yeah, I 
don’t think I can get anywhere near   its path. Whose brain can I read, though? [Music] Oh, there he is. Yes. Do I have to explode 
them? Yep. Maybe. Yep. [Music] Oh, few. Now, let’s take his brain. 
those lact. I don’t know why, but I got so much joy out of that. Kate, 
don’t you dare. Oh no. I’m going to nuclear device. No. Oh no. Okay. Well, this 
is why it’s called live diary play. So I got to move all the cows. Okay. So I   got to run well ahead of it. Oh 
god. Start here. On your knees. These poor cows. Oh, they’re 
already radioactive. [Laughter] On side note, I suddenly have a 
craving for a cheeseburger. Yeah. Rogue cow. Rogue cow. It just collapses. 
No, don’t roll down the hill. You to you. No time for brains. Come here, Daisy. [Music] Yes, a probe. [Music] You’re like the only guy I know that 
gets super excited over a probe. Well, some probes, not strap-on ones. I order you. I want my gravity back sergeant. I love that. That’s great. You got 
a boulder in the way and [Music] [Music] don’t leave by disguise. The humans have   put explosive devices on the road ahead. 
Come on, let me fly again. Come on. es. But where? I’m going to give you 
a bonus point if you land on a   cactus. The nuclear device is almost destroyed. Nuclear devices. No more. No. No. And this is why we’re called 
Lift Eye Replay. Destroyed. Oh, okay. I can’t run. Oh. Oh, I see. [Music] Yes. [Music] Wrong. The nuclear device is no more. 
God damn it. I meant to do that further away. And again, we’re off to a great start. God damn 
it. We’re definitely doing a lot of replay, which is awesome cuz I really do like this game. Run faster, you human sack of potatoes. Well, this 
is what you get for taking on a army as opposed to insane bolt. The nuclear device is almost 
destroyed. I know. That’s what I meant to do. Stop the nuclear device. No more. 
No. Feel like I have to start   the mission again so I can make sure 
that it’s got bigger health when I’m respawning. Cuz when I start here, 
it’s See, already quartered down. There’s not really a lot I can do. Put explosive devices on the road ahead. [Music] [ __ ] alien weapon. There we go. The 
nuclear device is almost destroyed. The nuclear device is no. I 
think we should restart this. I got to start again. Let’s do the 
mission again. Yeah. Restart mission. Such a cute game. It’s so good. Do not 
read above that though. Probe Cactus. Probe Cactus is fine. It’s above that. I told you not to read it, Richard. Oh, yeah. Oh,   I did. Let me just load up the old 
disintegrate array and I’ll be off. No, listen, Krypto. At this very moment, they are 
preparing a nuclear device for testing in a nearby weapons range. A nuclear device. Don’t 
sweat, Ed. That monkeyy’s as good as dead. Here we go. Give me a hand. Why won’t 
those commies invade already? I want to shoot me some red. Hypnotize one of the 
humans and command him to drive the vehicle   to the airfield all over his little 
green head. Little green head. Okay, good. Now we’re going to try and I’m going 
to let my cover go. We don’t need cover. No, Jaden says you don’t need 
it. Yeah. Oh, he’s pissing. My hand. My guess. Shoot me. You’re 
blocking my Get out of the goddamn Okay, that worked. Cows on your knees, cowboy. Those lactating boys 
are blocking the road up ahead. Come within my vicinity. [Music] The center grave. A coverage that Okay. [Music] Around here. There’s a probe up there,   though. You want a piece of this 
cupcake? Where? There they are. Damn. The radioactive beef didn’t quite make it. Oh [ __ ] [Music] Where Thomas jokes on the bus? That’s just me fing [Music] [Music] it. Humans don’t know why, but I’m kind of expecting 
people to suddenly appear in like cactus uniforms, you know, kind of like brain and inspect when 
he would dress up as things. Yeah. [Music] Oh no. Where’s that coming from? No. You got this, Ry. Come on. You got 
this. The nuclear device is no more. No, I don’t. You’re just Oh, dang. Damn. I think 
I left a There was a landmine there. Oh, well, we’re definitely going 
to have to blow up landmarks. Humans have put explosive devices on the road   ahead. You’re blocking my shot. [Music] 
Johnny [Music] is this cupcake. [Music] So, I think this is like the 
toughest mission we have had. Yep. Think I got them all. Well 
done. I’m proud. I can take it. All right. You got to get back in front. Cuz we got a barricade up here. There’s 
explosives, right? No, I’m not. Nuclear device. I’ve never been so thankful to 
have this stuff. I think you’re doing well. You know what? I think 
you’re doing so well like spike. All right, ladies and gentlemen, 
it is time for a like spike. So,   if you are enjoying this stream, even though we 
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Forgot the sound effects that I have   ready for this one. Sorry, it’s getting fart 
and burps. Oh dear. Red for our name. Our boys catch commie infiltrator and kick him to the 
Kremlin. USO can visit canceled. Brass says, “We can’t risk the pinup girls.” 
Damn it. [Music] [Laughter] [Music] Now that have shifted their 
way from destroying that,   destroying me. I can take that 
unless I destroy them myself. Try not to, you know, blow yourself. My son’s destroyed. I’m trying. I can’t remember how to um 
how to get my health back. Oh, sorry. The game is called destroy all 
humans. I think that you know you can. It’s killer time. Freeze. [Music] Freeze. Aliens. Never. 
No. I don’t have any. God damn it. You realize nothing will be destroyed 
if the nuclear device is attacked. You need brains. Permission to self-extinguish, sir. I meant the alien needs to siphon brains. 
I knew how bad that sound at the moment. Oh, come on. Freeze. Yes. I don’t 
even know where the truck went. Um Oh, I got to That’s right. I got to convert 
these things to be able to get ammo. Surely the truck’s made it to its destin Oh, there 
it is. Okay, good. It’s like basic training. [Music] Yes, that little blider just threw me on 
top of the roof. What’s going on?   Brass always bust my chops, jackasses. 
Yeah, you go find him. Activate. Yes. Booyah. Woohoo. Four deaths. Four deaths. But 263 likes. So, here’s 
Johnny. No, I’m going to become you. Oh, well the humans are disarming the [Music] Put me down. Please make I order you. Gravity human’s worst enemy. I can take it. If I wanted to follow 
surrounding you that simplifies the problem. Oh, that’s right. I can grab them. Perfect. Let’s do this. God. Sir, there’s so progress killing. [Music] Oh, I need to get 
hidden. [Music] Just recharge, recharge, recharge. [Music] Are you mocking time or hitting those 
marks? Keep calm and defend. The humans are like [Music] awake. You’ve done it. Now run 
like out of the vast radius. Oh, Las Vegas. 30 seconds left. I don’t run into them. If anyone is interested in this game, I did 
just drop the link once more to the Destroy   All Humans franchise. bundle now on Steam for 16% 
off. You get the first game, the second game, and a skin pack. Yeah, get amongst it. It’s a heaps 
fun game and you can play it better than I can. You made a really big boom there. Big bada boom.   Military flag factory explodes. Stars 
and stripes. Yep. Shower citizens in American glory. Good news for farmers. 
Radiation might increase plant growth. Quest, you want to explain to me why our troops 
are abandoning Area 42? They’re leaving. They’re regrouping. Everything’s under control. So, 
the airfield hasn’t been destroyed by one of our own nukes. It’s that comm spy from Santa 
Modesta. He got in somehow. Messed with one of our experiments. Don’t worry, I’ll catch him. 
That’s what you said in Santa Modesta. Frankly, General, I’m beginning to question your resolve. 
Oh, I’m resolved. All right. That explosion was meant to take me out. You’re saying this communist 
spy has a personal vendetta against you? Maybe you don’t get the mindset we’re up against. No, 
no, general. I’m taking you very seriously. The president should hear this. 
Get back to capital city. I don’t   take orders from you. In this matter, I 
speak for the president. You know that. Majestic. Woo. Yeah. Let’s go to the present. 
Let’s mess up the White House before any election does it. Like, how would you not know that 
you’re being followed by that thing,   too? Yeah. Like, does anyone 
look out windows of helicopters? I don’t I don’t think I ticked off any of those 
killers. I don’t think you did. No soldiers using rocks, using landmines. I don’t know. I was quite 
impressed that I was able to throw those landmines at last second out of the way. That was so hard to 
see. Oh, look. We did get booms. Bada booms. Bada boom. Bada boom. That was that was harder than 
has been. Oh dear. You want to s will be in the chat if anyone think a little more personal. Okay. 
Do we want to upgrade krypto or the saucer? Well, look, I kind of feel like we’re at the point where 
we need our saucer to be upgraded at this point.   Okay, cool. So, we got our death ray, fusion 
scorcher, which increases the deadly burn on the ground or increases the uh rate of recharge. Uh 
we got sonic boom, which is the other one that we saw before. Volume 11 control, destroying cars and 
vehicles in a large shock wave. destroy the shock waves of their very own. Um, greatly increases 
sonic boom’s capacity. Quantum deconstructor, not yet. Source of shields. We can go max 
shields. We can go reposetron. Uh, repulsron, sorry. Which redirects missiles and projectiles 
to enmy targets instead of destroying them. Oh, maybe that. That one. That one. That one. 
That one. I don’t care about anything else.   That one. Yeah. Awesome. Okay, good. And that’s 
shift. I’ve got to remember that. Shift. Okay, good. Nice. I feel like I should be 
writing down the instructions on how   to play this game. It’s a wonderful 
Armageddon. Starting that mishmish. I saw that. Drew everyone appreciated 
that. Shut up. Look, it was such a fun film. It really was. It was. And it was a 
fun episode of Under the Covers, too. Mhm. I need data on the structural integrity of 
the local architecture. I’m activating our latest F800 drones to scan these heammonic 
edififices. Let me guess. You need me to babysit the drone? Precisely. Hosta 
vista krypto reach the mark location. I like Ike. He’s no President Huffman, 
but he sure knew how to win a war. I must say that vacuum cleaner 
salesman made a very compelling pitch. You know what would really make this perfect? 
A new riding mower. Man against nature. Civilization beating back wilderness. The eternal 
struggle continues. How about you? Oh my god. That’s a big facing. There we go. Give me your brains. Just one 
minute remaining. [Music] You pick the right. I’m guessing you have to protect it. It hurt me. Nobody. They want to destroy 
your This is You’re an ugly space. [Music] Excellent data. What is it? Data. One final scan 
and the topographical analysis is complete. Never considered destructive testing. In order to 
quantify the effectiveness of our arsenal, it is imperative that we first collect our data on 
how hard these buildings are. So, I do get to blow a pride. Let’s not go on both of Krypto. [Music] 
Destroy a SAM launcher. It’s a SAM launcher. [Music] Officer on fire. Officer 
on fire. We have Logan on now. Hey, Logan. Hey, Logan. Give me brains. Oh, that is the same old stand. Yeah, it is. Leave my drone alone. You want to give me fire? Okay, probing time. I do like when I’m probing somebody else. No, you’re going to save in front of the covers. 
I turned around and I saw that guy shooting right at it. Oh, god damn it. No, it’s all right. Okay, 
Zap time. Space invaders. Space invaders. Brains. I think I’m going to have to 
destroy that thing. I think you’re communists. Communists. 
They want to destroy. Well,   which is a communist violence. 
I guess technically this thing. Maybe this is we have access to our final alone. Leave my probe alone. down. Yeah. Okay. Brian Brian, come here. You okay? Board the saucer. Okay. Where is it? 
Behind me. In the bowling alley, of course. Like this. They reconstructed this world 
very quickly. I know, right? Like real construction. Yeah. Construction 
was more effective in the ‘ 50s. [Music] Yeah. To a degree, I would actually 
agree with that statement in a serious manner because things that were made in the ‘ 50s 
still last to this day, whereas something   I bought 3 weeks ago is like dead already. 
Hell, look at like ancient Egypt. I mean, that’s still standing. Frightening new weapon. 
Defense structures. A quantum deconstructor. It has a blast wave that destroys everything out on 
the commercial buildings of Santa Mona. Wa. Okay. I can’t use that on everything. I 
can still brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. 
Brains. Brains. Brains. Oh my god. Recharge. Recharge. They want to destroy. How do I get more of 
that? Destroy the defense structures. [Music] Where are those defense structures up there? Oh, that’s what it makes. No, 
Michael Be called. He wants his transformer back. Now that makes a count. Come here, you. You’re going down. Okay. See the mechs are not D 
structures. Okay. Where is another one? Yes. Look at that. Yes. Oh, that was 
the best upgrade ever. Come on. Fire it again. Go on. Now you want to It’s time to Yes. Bonus. Booyah. Give me your brains. Give me 
your brains. Give me your brain. Brains. [Music] Where are you? [Music] Get distracted just by destroying buildings. So satisfying. Why is this red over here? [Music] Yes. You got this. You got this. [Music] Come on. Yes. Ah. Okay. Not to that. There you go. There we go. Okay, now should 
have more of this 5%. Okay, where are those? Where are those military 
things? Come on, military things. Bring it, boy. Bring me down. Come on. Where are you? 
There’s got to be another one. You think you can go rounds with me? [Music] Where can I find Martian? Well, still worked. Another one. Oh no. It’s okay. Jalong can take him out next week. Yes. [Music] Please. Thank you for joining your brains. 
[Music] Alien in fears. Little orphan animal. [Music] I love the fact that you’re just 
destroying this entire town. Yeah. Well, it does say destroyed. Yes. Invaders. Invaders. [Music] Little green men. Where have 
you taken out the military base? Where is the military base? Wasn’t 
it near the beach? Oh, this makes sense. [Music] Just right. Yes. Yes. Don’t know if those are going to blow 
up. There we go. Yes. Okay. There’s   going to be another one. There’s going 
to be another one. I took out one just [Music] Okay. Seems this is classifying as well as the [Music] Oh, it looks like a mine 
that’s just floating in the air. Yeah. So, yeah, that’s a Hello. Hello. 
There’s the military base. Oh, maybe I just have to shoot the thing 
above it. Yeah. Okay, there you go. Oh, this time. 3 2 1 go. Yes. Okay, we got the bonus objective. Is that a 
probe? No, those are the mines. Okay, it activate there. Do I have to land? [Music] activated. 
E, I just blew it up. Seemed working. Activating your brains. You know, prior to meeting 
you, I would always be like,   I’m blonde. I have no brains. I You ruined 
that for me. You ruined it for yourself. says the man who dragged me into a quiz show. 
Okay, so I got to destroy Santa Bodesta. Santa Modesta. Now I could do this before. Why can’t I 
do it now? I’m left clicking. Nothing’s happening. Maybe it has to go up to 
100%. That won’t make sense. Yeah, Sonic does so much better. Oh yeah. Give me your car, sweet bra. Break. You scatter 
them like Jesus. Momentous. Momentum. Yes. Oh, yeah. Mission successful. Yes. What here? [Music] And all targeted and all destroyed. 
Coming terror red saucers flatten Santa Modesta shopping district. Journalist survives 
shopping mall madness. Diary exerts page two. Oh, nice. Yes, I agree. Drew Sports upgrades are 
us. Yeah, we’re not happy. Brisbane beat GWS. Dang it. Oh, we’re not happy. No, 
I’m not happy. I hate Brisbane. Oh, okay. Saucer or Crystal? Cristo. 
Krypto. Krypto. I think we need Oh, although I am tempted to upgrade 
the shields on the saucer. You took a couple of big hits that time round. 
I’m like, I don’t know if it’s going to take much   more. We might be able to do that and something 
else. So, let’s do Okay. Full shields and then full shields and then you can go to Yep. Krypto. 
Yeah. Can’t do that. And while you decide that, I’m going to say I think we do another like spike. 
Yeah, let’s both. Yes. Yay. All right. So, Krypto is nicely protected and so is the saucer and so 
is us here at Live Diary Play. So, if you enjoying this stream, be sure to smack that like button 
in 3 2 1. Like, spike. Oh, I don’t know why, but that’s really satisfying. Yeah, like spike. 
Oo. Ooh, furon down. We get to um play a little bit of James Bond action. This is going to have 
Krypto and the Sao Sauo. Let’s see what happens. Krypto. Taco. Taco. Taco. These ones have 
got peanuts and soap in them. Why? Everyone in the chat is making 
me hungry for tacos. Yes. Tacos. And   apparently there is a breakfast taco. So 
now I’m like, I need this in my life. I don’t care that it is like 10:30 p.m. for 
me right now. I need a breakfast taco. Uhoh. Why does my talk? No. Curse 
you pathetic humans. [Music] Yay. Thanks, Jaden. God damn it. Just wrote the chat. 
Yeah. H mind woozy. Bladder bursting. Must get to a lavatory. Oh my aching 
cranium. Oh, you [ __ ] First step is admit you’ve got a problem. Please, 
please tell me. Tell me I’m alone. Oh, thank you. Great frontal loes. But where in 
space am I? Looks like some kind of primitive laboratory. A cage and humans. I’m being held 
against my bowl and none the fun way. They touched me. I feel so dirty. Okay. Okay, 
that’s it. I’m getting out of here now. But how, Krypto? Okay. Invade unit. 
Okay. Not going to jump. Exit the hanger. How? Taking on a human 
disguise. Of course you’ll do. Let me out of here. Hack. Hack. Hack. 
Hack. Can I not do it? Can I only do it in my alien form? That was a silly 
decision. Nope. I was pressing R. Yes, give me your brains. I can’t read their 
brains cuz they’re M whatever agents. Hey, [Music] damn. There must be a Furon 
around here somewhere. Hello. Oh, Krypto, you’re still alive. Of course I’m 
alive. It takes a lot more than a massive head trauma to keep me down. I’m going to 
become Einstein. I can’t [Music] equ [Music] I’ve got my union cod. I can feel a strike 
coming on. If Einstein want to kill everyone, I could have done two more. Damn, I got gunhappy. Trigger happy. Little green men. I’m clearly 
red. Not again. Colorlind morons. AP brain. Hey, where’s the What did you do with my clip,   monkey boy? Phew. So much for wholesale 
carnage. I guess I’ll just have to settle for ripping your limbs off one by one with my 
bare hands until I find it with my bare hands. Mama mia should take these brains. Oh, I still can take on human disguise. I’m   going to hide for a bit. Just 
going to hide for a little bit till I don’t hang up too. I want to do are 
these I don’t want to go over there cuz this   looks like it’s a shining objective thing. So 
I want to become him. Whoa. Like I care. Yeah. And then I got to become him. Yay. Collect the rest of your ass and all. [Laughter] 
Bada bing, bada boom. Wish I’d brought my slicker. Of course, I could use a shower. So, the 
guys from Green Bay asks if I’m a fan. I really ought to get up to Jersey and see 
Uncle Tony this weekend. [Music] My arsenal. What’s the condition of your ship? No idea. 
The humans must have recovered your ship. Don’t ask, don’t tell. Works for me, right? 
What’s up here? What’s up? Ooh, something’s up there. God damn it. Why’ I have to refresh 
my room? There’s ladders over there. There. Yum. Yeah. Nah, it’s not working. 
Got to hide behind. Oh, nope. [Music] I’m going to try and maybe if I go around here. Who’s he? Scan projects. Okay. Lot of grunts 
around lately. Couldn’t be commies in Union Town. Or could they? Good. This information 
will help lead us to your ship. Scan more workers. Where bonuses going? What bonuses 
we’re going over there? Go every time I turn back. Woo. Be cool if every time I was 
doing that, I was getting more bonuses. Woo. Okay, let’s see if I can get to a 
nonchalant little corner hidden. I can fly up onto these things. Feel 
like I’m playing Payday for some   reason. Because you’re trying to be 
stealthy and failing miserably. Yeah. Say I’m failing. I haven’t been caught yet. Get in 
this disguise. Okay. So, I got to go up there. But how are you? You talking to me? Oh, no. I haven’t 
got it yet. Alien. Alien. You saw nothing. You saw nothing. Oh, they saw everything. They saw 
everything. They saw everything. Now I want to see um Dragon again. I didn’t see anything. 
I didn’t see anything. I saw everything. Hey, you men hightail it to the barge. 
You’re headed over to the area.   Man, I feel like cracking some 
heads. You know, let off some steam. Is that where my jetpack is? Well, it’s telling 
me to go over here. Quite possibly. But there’s there’s got to be a way to get up there. 
And the more I think about it isn’t just   an economic system. It’s the hell’s in all those 
army crates coming over from Monroe Island. Ain’t nothing there but that old abandoned fort. Or is 
there I detect the presence of a Furon jetpack nearby. You will need it in your search. Oh 
jeez Louise. Your ship went down on a nearby island. Excellent. Keep scanning workers. Yes. 
Marilyn. Marilyn. Marilyn. Oh, damn. I better not forget that password or they’ll never let me 
on that barge. Awesome. Marilyn is the password. I hope Lorraine don’t find out about me and 
her sister. I hear Hawa is buried under these   dots somewhere. Oh, wait. All of this khaki 
that What the hell’s wrong with Fuchsia? [Music] A password. Better get back to work. It was Veronica. Okay, so that’s where the jetpack is. Oh man, 
I’m never going to finish my dissertation on the workers means of production, helping overthrow 
the boogeoisi while working these docks. The bourgeoisi. Oh, damn, wrong one. Yay, 
I changed it. Murphy is a [ __ ] Now, John Wayne, I’m Dr. Oenheimer, 
wearing the same bow tie as me,   stupid Americans. H I wonder how much we 
paid for it. Okay, now I can get up to the top of that tower. [Music] All the best games 
let you jump. Be cool. You’re still adamant on that one. You so adamant. That chili’s 
going to be repeating on me all night long. Okay. Okay. Hey, look at that. Some more DNA. There’s another one right there.   Mhm. Nice. I’m going to take 
the probe out just in case. Oh, I took that the wrong way. Okay, 
I’ll put the probe back in just in case. Reject. You notice how my crosshair 
thing sort of looks like a butt. [Laughter] Okay, here we go. I’m going to try and go up 
there. Hi. Yeah. Oh, come on. Come on. There. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Whoa. Yes. Hello. [Music] 
Lot of grunts around lately. Couldn’t be commies in Union Town. Or could they? The human military 
industrial complex is apparently using a marine barge for surface transportation to and from the 
island. They may be able to use it to get to the island. Okay. Can I fly over the top of them 
without them seeing me? Easy to be a question. I can’t I can say you talking to me. Show me what you got. You 
make me free. Interact. I was pressing A at all. God damn it. We are certainly live dying 
replaying tonight. I so got close. I got so close. The human military industrial complex is 
apparently using the driver. Okay, so serve this transportation to and from the island. You 
may be able to use it to get to the island. Yes. Hello. A password. Lana Turner. No, you 
knucklehead. There we go. I ain’t taking you nowhere without proper authorization. Oh, yes. 
Yes. Okay. Are we going to say Lana Turner, Jane Russell, threaten mini driver? No, threaten 
the driver or Marilyn. We heard someone saying Marilyn before. I just heard someone saying, 
was it Jane Russell or Lana Turner a second ago, too? So, chat, tell us what you think. 
Should it be Lana Turner, Jane Russell,   threaten the driver, or Marilyn? Whatever 
you guys, whatever’s the highest consensus, I’m gonna go with it. I don’t 
care if it kills us. [Music] Jaden’s saying Marilyn. Okay. What would you 
be thinking, Ray? Oh, look, I’m partial to both of them. It’s Mario. I I really am. 
I’m partial to both, but I heard Marilyn, so I’m inclined to go with Marilyn. I got two 
for Marilyn, one for Lana Turner cuz yeah, since I heard Lana Turner as well, I’m like, 
ah, I don’t know. Okay, well, you said Marilyn, you got Jaden saying Marilyn, Kate saying Marilyn, 
and Drew Dropper saying Marilyn for the win. So,   here we go. Marilyn. Marilyn, will 
you take me to the island now? Now you’re talking. Welcome aboard, 
soldier. When in doubt, go for the blonde bombshell. Yep. Although, to be fair, 
Lana Turner was also a blonde bombshell. Mhm. Oh, this budge is so delicious. Your ship must have crashed somewhere 
nearby. But be careful. The island   must be positively crawling with human 
warriors. Warriors. Cry out loud. Roco, don’t call me Jer. March here. 
March there. March it yourself,   jerk off. I knew I should have joined the Texas 
Air National Guard. Now that’d be some easy duty. He said dirty. This ain’t like W2. [Music] My DI 
sure is a mean son of a gun. [Music] How? How? How? The humans are moving your ship. You must 
find a way to release it. Damn it. Sergeant got me out of easy company. Now I pulled Wish I’d brought 
my slicker. Of course I could use a shower. I want to be just like Sergeant York or Goomer 
Pile. God damn. I’m just going to do a run. Run for it. Come on. Get through then. Take his. Yep. 
I could call them quarks. Nah, it’s not commercial enough. Lipton. No. No. That can’t be right. Carry 
the alpha. top theta square root of the omega particle physics. The more I think about it,   communism isn’t just an economic 
system. It’s a will. A will everyone’s Mario. I like the design. [Laughter] Oh, that’s great. That just that just 
needs to be like a little clip now. Yeah, just him like going, “Yep, job’s done.” Look 
at him go. That’s great. That’s so fun. Okay, now maybe I think I should try and 
run and get this. Hopefully the No. I don’t care. Oh, god damn it. That’s all right. 
Beat your heart out. No committ. Yes. Something’s wrong with this ship. I can’t take off. The 
humans have removed the power cells from the ship’s engine core. I’ve detected the radiation 
signature of the energy cells coming from a human marine transport vessel near your location. 
God damn it. I hope I didn’t just blow my cover completely. What’s going on? Give me your head. 
Give me your brain. Give me your Yes. likeness. Okay. If we go into the field. [Music] What? What? I’m going to have to 
let my shield go down. Water is the death of me. There’s one up there, 
though. [Laughter] Scream out. [ __ ] Come on. Come on. Come on. Maybe. 
I wonder if I can make that. Well,   live replay. Why? I did. I Yeah. No. Come on. Come on. This is very Lovecraftian, 
isn’t it? Very. A shadow over Inmouth. Whoa. Aliens. Knock it off. 
Force and wealth was right. Get it off. No one saw a thing. But whilst we’re here, I might as 
well chow down on your numbing brains. I’m glad you can take the majestic 
agent’s brains once they’re dead. Too bad they’re not full of anything 
useful. Never my head. You’re an ugly little space. That should 
have just probed him. There’s me. There’s another [Music] Die scumbag. Contested. God. Jesus. Those guns really hurt. 
[Music] Ouch. [Music] Put some cell v on it. You’ll be fine. Put 
a little fence around it. Okay, there it is. I supposed to look up anything in here. 
There’s another one. Hello. And you Now I feel like I’m in Jurassic 
World. Not Jurassic World,   Lost World. In the barge at the 
end, alien. I’m getting out of here. We don’t pray like this is the 
end of the road. You will come back. Don’t bump me. is terrible. You’re doing well. Except for all the dying. 
Well, look, I’m choosing the positive. Okay, you’re doing well. Positively dying over 
here. It’s like that line in 10 Things I Hate About You. We’re screwed. No, 
that’s a defeist attitude. Be more   positive. We’re screwed. Yep. [Music] 
Okay. So, now I got to go back this way. [Music] I like the fact that you don’t 
just fall when your jetpacks are done. Okay. So, here we go. Here we go again. 
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go again. I don’t care if I’m letting you 
all know I’m here. Happy alien. There we go. Nobody wants to be alone. Oh Jesus. Oh yeah. No. What’s that? What happened there? 
Oh blue all. Come here brain. Here we go. There we go. There’s the transformer. Michael Bay. Michael dead. To your right. There’s literally something that is 
throwing weaponry at you. Nice. All right. These sound effects for this 
game, it’s hysterical. I love it. I like the differences from all the weapons. 
The biggest problem with a lot of games is that   they just like they’re all just the same 
kind of gun. They all shoot a projectile, but these ones like I like 
the fact that it’s sixth grad. The anal probe, you can just simply get the brain 
from them and it’s like one person and the and the zappy one is that you can get multiple people. 
I like it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Good. Yes. You know, the next time we play this, 
I’m going to make you do like Peter   the entire time, right? Return to your 
ship immediately. Yeah. The entire time. Okay. Now, I want to see a old place. Oh god. Yes, please. We need to do 
another like Hollywood movie night. Oh yes. Place is such a good destroy entire ship is such a weird button to press. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Oh,   yeah. Only died once. Drown. I had to drown 
a mystic agent. Oh, I missed that completely. Fire ravagages island. Authorities deny explosion. 
Blame local delinquents. Probably that electrician again. Teamsters strike over mysterious dosey 
deaths. No wonder. I think I would strike too. Your buddies are all dead and it could possibly 
be you. I’m strike. So, what would you like to   upgrade, you little ball of unbridled aggression? 
Yes. Keep it up, Johnny. No, Johnny. Okay. Um, I don’t know. I want to see what we can do with 
Krypto. So, we’ve got the compound riser for his Zapamatic. increases the damage with the chain 
not dropping off but instead getting beta um disintegrate array greatly increases the oh rang’s 
capacity I mean or the ray’s capacity rather I was thinking the distance it could do it um sustained 
fire increases the damage dealt to the target may   set it ablaze anal probe successful probes 
chain to a nearby target when they burst out at the current subject uh or greatly ly increases 
the damage dealt by the successful probes. Well, it rips their brain out. I don’t think that 
there’s a lot of damage that really needs to be   increased with it. Um, transmognifier. Objects and 
vehicles destroyed by the detonation have a high chance of transmogriification. Or increases the 
ion detonator’s capacity. Oh, so a bigger boom. Shields. I maxed out shields last time. Dash. We 
never really use it, but there’s the thrusterron   5000. Dashing triggers a large shock wave that 
knocks down enemies and deflects projectiles. or uh the supra kinetic antigra thrust enhancer 
extends the dash allowing krypto to skate quickly across the ground for a short pile. We’ve also 
got cortex scan which would max out telekinesis   which we could intensify the therapy. Um small 
levitated objects fly much faster when thrown, deal more damage than a human sized projectile 
and impact their target as if they were massive.   Uh and we can’t use that last one. So what do you 
reckon we should do? Zapomatic got 4,50. That’s what I’m leaning towards. Or um making bigger 
boom. Making the big bada boom. I like the big butter boom. Okay. Well, let’s and we’ll throw 
anal probe as well in there because the um this   can chain the thing. So, get into chat. Tell us 
whether you think we should max out the zapamatic. If you think we should go anal probe um chain 
anal beads uh or you want the uh ion detonator to increase its destruction capacity which is 
like the circle I’m assuming that like you know it could go bloom of course that’s why I put it 
in there Kate probe Drew wants the zapamatic feel like we need to go to the probe so there’s two for 
the probe awesome okay let’s have a look Lord, I think I think you got to go probe. I mean, Jaden’s 
just put in probes. Okay, we’re going probe. So,   we’re chaining the probe. But you know what? Jaden 
also put in a really good idea here, saying that I think we need to do a sub spike. And if we 
reach 600 subscribers tonight on this stream, you have to do a Peter Lori impression for the 
remainder. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. I uh I don’t I don’t know if if everyone wants that, but but 
regardless, I’ll I’ll I’ll happily oblige. Ah, yeah, you will. Yes, I will. No, I I’ll I’ll 
I will do something equally as embarrassing,   you know, for something else. But well, I feel 
if you are enjoying this stream, I think we need to do the sub spike. So, if you haven’t already 
subscribed to the channel of Live Die Replay,   now is your chance to do so. Be sure to smack 
that subscribe button and hit the bell for all notifications so you know when we’re going live 
in three, two, one. Sub spike. Boom, baby. And now I’m going to be sitting here watching it. Yeah, 
I was going to throw you under the bus as well, but instead Oh, it’ll probably like get like three 
or four subscribers, so then you don’t have to do a pedal impression, but maybe. But I I want I 
want 600 cuz I want to hear him do it. Yeah. No, I’d happily oblige. Or if we got to 616, then I 
don’t know. I’d try. I can’t do a Jack Nicholson impression, but you know, I feel like I’m getting 
a good lesson from Krypto here because he’s   doing a very good one. Have you seen that Jack 
Nicholson’s son Ray is in the new Smile movie? Yeah, I’ve seen a poster, too. How awesome does it 
look? And how much like his dad does he look? But no, Caitlyn Stacy. I’m assuming she died in the 
first one. Yeah, she did. Thank god. Yeah. Well, you’ll be happy. Very awesome. Okay. Well, 
I’m going to get the thrust enhancer as well, just cuz we had $1,000 left over and we hadn’t got 
anyone with the thrust. And now we’ll go to our next mission, which is Mr. Krypto goes to Capital 
City. Yes. Yes. Good. Upping the stakes. I love all these old Hollywood references. Seriously, we 
have to do an old Hollywood night. We really do. Yeah. Another old Hollywood night. I feel like we 
could return. Like we’ve I feel like we’ve done the Elvis one. I think we could do more with the 
Beatles one, but hopefully one day. Will we have Elvis this coming weekend? I was tracking in hopes 
of discovering his face. And Axel tweeted me to a civilian facility known as the White House to 
meet with his leader, the president. I knew it. the president couldn’t lead an army of ants. Oh, 
yes. Cut to the part where I crashed the party. Okay. I wanted to seek out this White House. Find 
out what it is, what defense it has. Reach the octagon. Undetected. Yes. And then destroy all the 
humans. Gotcha. Wow. No. No. Stealth is our watch word. Just disguise yourself and make your way to 
the White House. I have a problem with this game. Like I got to maintain a disguise. But I’d be 
running around just looking at everything going,   “Oh my god, isn’t this amazing? Look at all the 
detail they put into it.” And suddenly it’s like, “Ah, alien.” Yeah. Ah, alien. What a great man. 
Oh no. Oh no. I have to take down my skies to get that. Who am I? Oh, look at my Look at me. 
Wow. Look like the guy from um Umbrella Academy. Hm. What if you cooked hamburgers really fast and 
gave them to people in cars through a window? Nah, that’s a dumb idea. Never worked. We’ll 
get Michael Keaton onto it. Reach the   octagon undetected. So, I got to go over 
there. But look at this building. Wow. I really do like the world layout of 
these games. How vast it is. Nobody pretty they are. Like you can see right into 
the distance and you can then fly in your   spacer spacer your saucer all the way over 
the land. I mean it’s so good. Even in the first level you go right out. Oh you got to 
give mad props to the game designers on this one. They did remarkable job. And even though 
this is a remake I mean it’s still a remake or a remaster. Sorry. A remaster. Yes. I’m a 
married woman from a 2005 game. Cuba. go out with me. She’s a fox and I dig her apartment. 
Okay. Okay. I’m at the White House. Looks kind of like a big savagy neocclassical plantation. 
Okay. I’m walking here. Walking here. I’m trying to do a moon walking here. Oh, I’m detecting 
her heard of human scientists exiting the   scream. You scream. We all scream for They’ve 
just had an audience with this. Yeah. Jen Then without impersonating one weave as many of 
their minds as you can. Oh, good. Okay. Tipto, you may have to make small talk and conversation 
has never been your strong sense. Pay as much   attention to me as he does collection of 
Broadway. I hate these meetings. I always have to sit next to that finehood armquist. 
He’s got the first breath. But he’s so dreamy. Kandinski German idiot Americans. A little 
art education is a dangerous thing. Guys, I look like it like you. Let me in. You rider. 
That armquist picks some really strong how the tie is not completely tied. I love how 
something you were totally disheveled. Okay, so reach the octagon undetected. Well, I’ve 
succeeded so far. Uncertainty principal. H. Maybe I need to follow them to an area. [ __ ] 
is that? What? What? What? What? What do I do? You got to tail the scientist. Needs a bill of 
rights. There’s got to be a rich gentleman for me somewhere in this city. Oh, the Lincoln Memorial. 
Cool. What was it? Oh, I learned a fact today. Um Um before I do that though, the fact is that Oh, 
what was it? The Eiffel Tower was the tallest   structure in the world until the Lincoln Memorial 
was built apparently. I could be wrong with that, but it was from No Such Thing as a fish podcast. 
Um, so that’s my checking and I think I’m pretty sure cuz I remember this being Lincoln Memorial. 
I have detected military installations up ahead.   Now that you have his pass, persuade the 
guards to pissing the Lincoln Memorial. [Music] Oh, look. Is it Is that was it Washington’s 
pillar? What’s it called? The end is nice. Monument. Really? Really nice. Washington 
monument. Is it? Mhm. No. No. Cleopatra’s Needle. Oh, yeah. Maybe. I haven’t been 
to DC. I do like this. I know it. We’ve got one at um I mean I am crazy. What was 
it? The Ant Memorial in Hyde Park. Similar like you know it’s just like a little Oh, 
that’s right. I forgot about that. Um it’s   just a little waiting water pool area that 
How the hell am I supposed to run in these shoes? Shiny shiny shoes. Okay. So now 
I got to go wait to the octagon. Okay. Thank you, Drew. It is the Washington 
Monument. Washington Monument. Yes. Well,   it was either bust in crooks or go back and get 
my doctorate in quantum physics. And apparently Washington DC don’t start a fire and Virginia 
are the two states in America where it’s illegal to have a speed camera detector on your GPS. 
Technically, if you’re going through there, you should have to turn it off. I don’t know how 
the hell you do it, but wonder. My GPS yells at me to turn left at a roodendrin bush. I don’t 
even know what a rodendron bush looks like. Yeah, I have like I have an angry voice on my 
GPS, so it literally screams at me. It’s great. It’s great. Look, shut up already, will you? 
Okay, McDonald. Jesus, no. This ain’t like WW2. No, there’s another one. God damn it. No. 
God, no. Damn no. No. And then there’s a Oh, yes. God, I hate my job. Lift crate. Move crate. 
Stand on crate. Destroy crate. That’s no fun. Okay. I feel like I have to go all the 
way around here to avoid the Ah. Oh,   that’s right. But I need somebody’s brain 
so that I can keep up my holob. [Music] Man, I feel like cracking some heads, you know. 
Let off some steam. Some steam. Yes. Oh, they’re in cars. God damn it. I didn’t know that. 
Ice cream. I want to ice cream. Yeah. [Music] Wait a minute. What if E equal MC cubed? My god. 
I just saw the hole in my pants by looking around the curvature of space on time. I have a rifle. 
Her name is Yes. Okay. Hopefully, we’re going to have an interaction. Yes. Okay. Do we use 
blue rider password? Use blue moon password. Use previous password or intimidate the guard. 
What’s blue rider? I know blue moon is the song. Blue moon. I saw you standing alone. I don’t know 
what blue rider is. I’m using previous password is Marilyn or just intimidate the guide which I don’t 
know if I can do looking like Einstein Einstein. Uh get into the the chat and let us know if you 
think we should go with the blue rider password,   the blue moon password. Use previous password or 
intimidate the guard. If you don’t want to type it in, you can just type 1 2 3 or four. Okay. 
Drew is saying the blue rider. The blur raita it’s like a onion and yogurt dip. So it’s 
very nice. No, not hot. Okay. Um the blue rider was a group of artists and designers 
at Walsie Kandanski France Mark for the exhibition and publication activities. Ah 
cool. Okay. So Jaden saying the same pass   was before Marilyn. We’ve got one for blue 
rider. Um, and I’m assuming that’s what Kate is going with as well. Blue and Madam Macab is 
going blue moon. Okay. What do you think, Ry? I’m talking about I don’t know. I’m I’m kind of tempted to go blue 
rider. Yeah. But That’s simply because you look like Einstein and that technically is German. So 
yeah, dishes to otherwise otherwise intimidate the guard. Okay. Well, let’s go with Blue Moon 
because um we’ve got at least two in there. Sorry, Blue Rider because we’ve got at least two in there 
for Blue Rider. Even if Kate is just saying don’t pick it because she was explaining it, but still 
she explained it. Let’s give it a go. Makes sense.   He’s German. The password is blue rider. Welcome 
to the octagon, sir. The general’s expecting you. Jesus was fluke. March here. March there. March it yourself. 
Jerk off. Try to get near Armquist and see what you can learn. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, what 
happened here? Jesus. Jesus happened here. I don’t think that this was Jesus. That is going 
to be repeating on me all night long. Okay, I’m going to try and run up here, are we? Okay. 
Parkour, parkour, parkour, parkour. Look at that bush. That’s a deceptive bush. Wonder 
if it sings. All the religious references even though well I was imagining it was singing 
in a camp way so it would be a flaming bush too. Okay. I don’t think I think I’m going to have 
to let my thing go down so I can jump up there. Quite possibly. Okay. Here we go. Almost 
there. [Music] Come on, buddy. You can do it. [Music] Ha. Which is why the president has asked me to 
make some changes. Changes? Don’t worry, General. You’ll still be in command of our 
military forces. That much I’ve decided. You’ve decided? It’s only logical. My organization 
has the skills, the specialists. But up to now, we’ve been a federal agency operating on 
a limited scale. This new threat, however, demands a radical new concept of national defense. 
The hell are you talking about? I’m talking about a project for a new American century. The time 
has come to unite our five defense branches under a single chain of command. Five branches? Army, 
Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Majestic, of course. You’ve got to be kidding me. It’s the start of a 
whole new era, General. And the president would like you to deliver the good news. Are you out of 
your mind? You really think the Joint Chiefs will let Majestic swallow them whole without a fight? 
I think you better convince them to. And general, don’t ever talk to me that way again. Yes, sir. He 
better look like Frankenfer underneath that thing. Jaden saying it’s majestic in the army getting 
it on. H I should have known those sly dogs. Bit cavalier about this, aren’t you? Why the hell 
not? I don’t think it makes any difference. I didn’t clone you to think, and it may make 
a very big difference indeed. In any case, we have what we came for. Return to your 
saucer and report back to the mother ship. I love it that they probably told that guy 
who was playing Invader Zim, um, don’t worry, the human, you’re only a supporting character. 
As utterly moronic as we thought. Okay, hold on.   Your scout has been killers using explosives. 
Okay, I got to kill them. Yeah, right. Pull the other one. Let’s do it. True. I’m moving. Did 
we take the saucer as we speak? I say, [Music] Majestic is succeeding at hacking your saucers   defenses. Get back to your saucer 
and destroy them. You pick the me everybody now. The destinies have been through infiltrating the 
s. They may actually manage to break through. No damn it back. Stop it right now. Ow. Okay, 
different tact. Disintegrate array. Maybe circus [ __ ] found slain. Clown show ends in 
tragedy. Comic books blamed for rising truency. Parents plan mass burning on the steps of the 
capital. Bring your Harry Potter books to burn. This is so not PC. Washington DC. That’s why 
we love it. The humans must not be as utterly moronic as we thought. Hold up. We’re in DC 
right now. How have you and I not done a clue reference? Yeah, right. Oh yeah, that’s right. 
DC in Washington DC. I’m moving to DC. Well, we hit 600 subscribers. So you have to do 
Tim Curry instead of people. No, no, no. Okay. Oh, a probe. Uhhuh. 
[Music] You were so happy when you get a probe. When I find 
when it’s appropriate appropriate. I’m just going to try and get the 
bre as many majestics as I can. That sounded like he enjoyed that too. I do love the waterway in this. 
This is pretty. It actually does   look a lot like Canra in the park that 
we started off when we were doing that um that walk to the thing that 
had a big body of water like this. I’m not even going to worry about 
trying to get that other objective. They can follow me if they really want to. This is   the end. Stop them. No human. [Music] 
Oh, it’s those guys again. Jesus. No. They’ve come to kick ass. Oh my god. Sir, it’s like basic training. Seriously, if 
I ever played that Harry Potter game, that’s probably all I would do. Just 
pick people on this road. Just feels right now. I’m kind of grateful you 
can’t impale anyone in the Washington. [Music] I like that the men in black got 
very similar to the the movie too. Damn it. God damn it. Oopsy daisy. Mission successful. 90% is pretty good. 
America infiltrated. Octagon locked down. Search for pintsiz spy in progress. 
Rumors of alien presence in US grow. Key conspiracy figures disappear 
in mysterious circumstances. Oh,   look. And there’s like squid arms. 
So, or octopus arms, like the United Everyone enjoys uploading. No. How 
about your gun or your abilities? What do you reckon? You know you 
want to do krypto. I do. I do. Okay, what can we do? We can increase 
the rapid fire increases the damage dealt by the targets that sets itself 
ablaze. We did the probe last time or   we can do the capacity. Why don’t we 
do the capacity on this one? Okay, [Music] we did dash. Yeah, we did. Armquest versus 
the Furons. Oh. Oh, this is sounding very ending. I’ll get the lube. We’ll start probing.   Not that kind of ending. Oh, 
[Laughter] I haven’t got the Y. I’m glad you don’t. I’m already crying 
with laughter. [Music] Tears of mercy. Krypto. The warlord Armquist is heading to 
a meeting with the other human war mongers. His orders are to unite them against us. 
No biggie. I’ll just take him out. Yes, but that would still leave the others alive. 
Martyring Armquist will only stiffen their   resolve. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to do 
them, too. Follow Armquist to that meeting. He’s going this way. It seems Majestic is 
using primitive listening devices they’ve discreetly placed to spy on Armquist. We’re 
not alone. Bending to Kingdom Majesty. Krypto, your forethought surprises me. I won’t stop you. 
Just don’t let this stunt hold you up. [Music] My analysis shows that bending 
an antenna has the desired effect   of interrupting transmission. One would 
think you’ve done this before. One would. That’s a pretty bad building. [Laughter] Space rat. He didn’t even see it coming. Hamsters from space. And out 
of the way, I’m getting out of here. That’s a bit hard. Yes. Yes. As 
they can no longer spy on Arquid. This must be where the war mongers are 
gathering for the tribal war council. Get your space source and just 
blow the whole place up. Take   the form of a human wararmonger and 
infiltrate Armquist’s meeting. Then use your powers of persuasion 
to turn the others against him. [Music] Yeah, remembers nothing. God damn it, I forgot. Don’t 
ask, don’t tell. Works for me. [Music] I love my country. I love my flag. Throw down. I 
got hold of him. Okay. [Music] Pick on a planet. You’re above him. You saw nothing. I told you 
nothing. Cancelled the meeting. God damn it. Okay. Okay. So, I’m going to what? I’ll have to 
hide or maybe follow into an a section until he har form of a human wararmonger and 
infiltrate Armquist’s meeting. Then, use your powers of persuasion 
to turn the others against him. [Music] Little closer. No. Come on. God. No. Let’s get it. Please begin. [Music] No. God damn it. Perfect. [Music] Farmquist is my hero. Oh, that’s that. No. Damn, that drill sergeant’s booting me out of easy 
company. Now I pulled this lame duck assignment. [Music] Okay. [Music] Yes. [Music] Hello, boys. I knew it. Boy, I fancy. The evidence is overwhelming. First communist 
spies infiltrated a small country fair in the American and kidnapped the winner of the beauty 
pageant violating her corn in God only knows what unspeakable ways. When they were done with her 
they destroyed the whole fairground. Civilian casualties were tragically high. Okay, what are we 
going to do? Communists are guilty of abduction, slaughter, and destruction of the 
American country fairground. Blame   rowdy kids. Who cares about the 
female? The humans deserved it. Or change the subject. What do you reckon? 
Get into chat. Let us know what you think. Blame them radicates. Who cares about the   female? The humans deserved it. 
Change the subject. Rowdy kids. Kate’s saying, “Who cares about the female?” 
Jaden saying, “Deserved it.” Oh, nice. Oh, we got two for rowdy kids. 
What would you be saying, Re? Logic would dictate. You blame the 
rowdy kids. And quite frankly, yeah, I I want to point the finger at rowdy 
children. Awesome. But I’m also laughing   hysterically at humans deserved it. Yeah, the 
humans deserved it. Okay, let’s blame them rowdy kids. Blaming them rowdy kids. Aren’t you 
jumping the gun here, Armquist? That fire might have just been set by rowdy teenagers. I did as 
much or worse back in my day. Kids will be kids. He’s right, General. Kids 
today may lack discipline,   but they’re not communists. I think you’re 
making too much of all this. Nice. He’s still out there. He’s still out there. 
Last, a communist agent used an experimental nuclear explosive device in a direct 
attempt to assassinate me at Area 42. Okay. A communist agent detonated a nuke in 
Area 42 to assassinate Armquist. Armquist is paranoid. Did you catch the assassin? 
Stuck on this war mongers. Give it up now, humans. Give up now, humans. What do you think? 
Get into the chquest is paranoid. Did you catch the assassin? Suck on this wall mongers. Or give 
up now, humans. What would you be thinking, R? I’m leaning towards paranoid, but that’s just 
simply because I’ve now got uh that song going through my head, flagpole set up from Harvey 
Danger. Nice. For some reason, I’ve got going through my head. Oh, yeah. Don’t put that in mind, 
please. D. Don’t you do it. Don’t saying paranoid, too. Did you catch the assassin? Armquest is 
paranoid. Suck on this, Warongers. Give up now, puny humans. Drew saying paranoid as well. Okay, 
paranoid is winning and out. Ah, yes. Madam Macaba is saying, “Suck on this, Warongers.” I’d be 
saying, “Give up now, beauty humans.” But I would   be easily ending the game. So, we’re going to go 
with paranoid. Armquist is paranoid. You know what they say, Armquist. Just because you’re paranoid 
doesn’t mean somebody’s not out to get you. Are you kidding me? A nuclear 
attack on American soil? Those   commies are a godamn menace. Let’s go get them. Uhoh. I don’t know who the hell you 
are, General, but you got a big mouth. Son of a you. How did you do that? Come and get me, you come piece of crap. 
Take his brains. Okay, we’ll do it your way. Just pick him up. throw at each 
other. Eat hot plasma monkeys. National Guard. Krypto, your cover has been blown.   You asked for it. You got 
it. Annihilate the humans. Get it. You dirty rats. You’re the 
rat who killed my Uh-oh. Your way is not very sportsmanlike. You can 
run, you little freak, but you can’t hide. Who’s hiding? Let’s get funky. Take out the K 
and we’ve got an idea. I mean N. God damn it. Air Force. They should call it air. Collect 
ammo spawning during the fight. is pathetic. And don’t forget Armquist. Get ready, 
you beat me eater. You’re going down. Oh, damn it. My [ __ ] over. Hey. Oh, that did good. Good go. Get back to the invasion site. 
Around here to inform you that he is on fire. I’m doing so well. I was in the self. They were so great. God damn it. I was doing 
so well. This thing is like a war machine. That’s the wrong way. Now 
you’re moving in the right direction. Support needed. Over. What am I talking about?   I can pick them up by just 
throwing them back at him. [Music] This thing does not like you. Oh my god, 
he tried to kick you. That was kind of cute. No. Damn it. [Music] You’ve got this. Come and get this trusty 
sympathizer over. I think he’s going to have two more lives up this going 
to be. Oh, definitely. But you’re doing well. You’re doing well. You got 
this. Stop. Just avoid the big booms. Is it? Yes. Damn. He’s down. Where? Oh, yep. You’re right. He’s got three LS. Now I feel like I’m playing like Moon 
Walker. Mother’s Moon Walker Sega Genesis. How old are you? Did you ever play 
the last level? Someone else? No, I never. I was more a golden axe, 
Streets of Rage kind of girl. Speaks volumes about me though, doesn’t it? Oh. Oh, you saw the ketchup, too. The big 
side. All right, ladies. Pepper him up. Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.   Come on. Come on. Come on. Come 
on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I did not mean to do that there. [ __ ] My hand. My hand. All right, General. Support needed. Over. Show us what you got. I am literally having Borderlands flashbacks right 
now. Go on, you’ve come such a Borderlands boss battle. Finish it. It didn’t have to be this way. 
Armquist private. Private. What do What do you mean? I mean this ridiculous war. We could have 
worked together, you and I, to forge a new future, a common future of peace and prosperity for 
our two peoples. Just put me out of my misery, will you? I’m serious. You You didn’t want to 
destroy us? Of course not. We were as scared of you as you were of us. Deep in our hearts, 
I think what we really wanted was to be just like you. Really? Really? I guess at the end of 
the day, we really are all just human beings. Psych. I was waiting for it. Pathetic human. Mission successful. Ah, I almost did. 
I saw that Jaden 2. I was like, “Yes, I need to get to um converting more of the ammo 
things.” Almost. Almost. Unquest exposed. Red general killed in fail curetat. Yes. Attempt. 
President drafts tough new anti-communist laws. Critar criter. Did you want a saucer upgrade or 
something a little more personal? We want to go death ray. Sonic boom. Oh, 
sonic boom. Sonic boom. Ooh, yeah. Sonic quantum deconstructor as well. Oh, I’m kind 
of tempted. Yeah, shields full. Okay. Do we want gamma particle enrichment? increases 
the size of the explosion or do we want to   increase the quantum deconstructor’s capacity? 
You know, I always say it’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it. But give me the 
bigger explosion. Bigger explosion. Mhm. Nice. Let’s make it go boom. Let’s make 
it go boom. We still have some left over, too. If we wanted to either get cassette tape 
booms, increasing the sonic boom’s capacity, or the death ray increases the damage dealt 
by the ground burning, or the recharge rate. I don’t know. Sonic boom seems to be like 
Yeah, I like the sonic boom. Cool. Nice. Now, I’m really hoping that we get to do what 
we did with the mayor with the president.   I’m hoping that we can do that. I don’t know 
if we will. But next one is the lone gunman. Yes, that reflection in the 
eyes looks like a president. I’ve been monitoring the radio. This human 
withers says the president will appear before his subjects today. This president must be 
more integral to their social order than I suspected. I have noticed a significant increase 
in activity in front of the White House. Right on. Just tell me where he is and what he looks 
like. I uh the mother ship’s tracking system is broken. I think he uses those convoys of 
long black vehicles for transit. [Music] You think? I can’t exactly pinpoint the president 
from orbit, Krypto. It’s not like he walks around with a big red arrow over his head. I need you 
to follow those vehicles so we can identify him. Gang sit guns. Yes, I’m the bumagan. Hans Christian Bumagan. What was that? Now I’m a sexy lady. [Music] Look out. 
White House. [Music] If only I could keep my kitchen smelling clean and fresh. Wait a 
minute. I’m no housewife. I’m a working gal. I wonder if Doris Day is really as innocent 
as she looks. Bet she’s a wild cat. I just don’t get this rock and roll. Nothing   but noise. What is it with the 
teenagers? Okay. So around then why won’t Miss Cuba go out with me? 
She’s a fox and I dig her apartment. Maybe I’d better go back to the two martini lunch. Okay, follow the motorcade. 
Don’t alert the police. Bird coal train bird cold train. 
I just don’t know. Daddyo, this city is getting way too crowded. A million 
people is just too many. It’d be great. Oh, look. Their vehicles use hydrocarbon combustion. 
How quaint. Krypto, try not to breathe. Huh? One more sweet cheeks comment and I’m calling   my lawyer. I should have listened to my 
mother. How could he? On our honeymoon. Now this is what a girl’s 
supposed to feel like. Ouch. What would Marilyn do in a situation like 
this other than take a lot of pennies? [Music] What was in that drink? H passengers 
and components are both made of carbon compounds. They must have gotten the soilent 
green leather interior. Pricey option. Wait. No. I’m a married woman. Come on, Lord. Cave. [Music] M. Can’t wait to get home. Nobody 
makes meatloaf like mine. Barry Lou, especially as it’s steak and BJ day. Oh, their electronics are masking all human 
neuroelect electrical signals. Well, so much for bio- rhythms. We still got the horoscope, 
though. The end is nigh. It’s really, really nice. [Music] Okay, how am I going to get into 
the restricted area? There’s a partyium. There’s a partyium. There’s a partyium. [Music] 
Okay, I’m going to see if I can do it with this guy. They all think I’m crazy. I know it. I I 
mean, I am crazy, but that’s hardly the point. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I’m dead. Closer to the president. Oh, no. Oh, beast from the depths. Y crew 
tanks the merman corpse force forces polar match delay. Oh, earth/ asteroid 
collision narrowly avoided. Scientists say planet didn’t stay stand still. Oh, 
I can’t believe I just fell in the water. Hopefully, it’ll just be the end of the cavalcade.   Cavalcade motorcade. How How 
Why am I up here? Never mind. You have one of those days where you’re like, 
“How the hell did I end up here?” Get closer.   The scanner’s out of range. I I’m I’m going to 
have to just jump on this. Am I going to die? No. And it’s not like Raph that takes 50% of the 
health and gave them to people in cars through a window scanning. Oh, look. Their vehicles 
use hydrocarbon combustion. How great. Krypto, try not to breathe. Head straight to the Oh my 
god. Is my fly down? Don’t look now. Where did I put my kids [Laughter] [Music] now? Where 
did I put my kids? Hurry, Krypto. Get closer. The scanner’s out of range. Oh, I got to scan 
it. Passengers and components are both made of carbon compounds. They must have gotten the 
soilent green leather interior. Pricey option. Woo! God, I hope we land the Jenkins account. Can’t   wait to rub Andrew’s nose in 
it. Take that, Andrew. [Music] Okay. So now, oh, their electronics are masking 
all human neuroelectrical signals. Well, so much for bios. We still 
got the horoscope, though. Rifto, what are you doing? Get back in 
range. Fine. [Music] Woo! Go Prey. Woo. [Music] When, Lord, will they probe me 
again? Well, if you want it. It’s your heart out, Heburn. I can have breakfast   at a jewelry store with my 
man any day of the week. I’m more than just a secretary. God damn it now. Okay, here we go. Hello, Ripto. 
What are you doing? Get back in range. It must have been nothing. Look out. It’s an ambush. 
Circle the wagons. Throw me a gun and get the women folk inside. Get the women folk inside. 
I really must stop watching human television. What did I do? Screw it. Drown. Destroy them 
all. Good. Let me down, space rat. Is this all you got? It’s all I don’t know. But I’ve been 
You enjoy that way too much. If I were to fly Sir, this is I don’t know. Get out of that. There we go. Just to keep it neat and tidy. I got double ambush. I got a hand into those 
monkeys. That was pretty smooth. Krypto, the wither creature has just made another 
broadcast. He says the president will be appearing before his subjects in a short 
time. Okay. Clearly, he is a wy adversary, much more so than arquist. And so you want me to 
disintegrate him mercilessly into a trillion teeny weeny bits. Roger that, Big Kahuna. Excellent. 
You’re learning. Okay. Hey, that’s pros. [Music] [Music] Reach the press conference. Can I? Yes, I can. 
[Music] Now it was majestic. [Music] Kill the president with an explosion. Impeach the 
president as in just kill him. [ __ ] It’s very simple. Of course, I wouldn’t 
expect the humans to take this line down. You can take care of yourself.   They’ve come, Krypto. Return to your saucer. 
Have found your saucer. I think they’re planning to destroy it this time. I’m no expert in human 
explosives. And you’re on a timer, too. You got 33 seconds. Enough to breach the power cells. That 
could vaporize the entire city. Space invaders. 24 23 22 21. [Music] Hello Martian. Hello. 10 seconds. Hurry. They’re going to destroy your soldier. Oh,   have they no regard for another mean’s 
property? No. Stop. Little pricks. Damn it. [Music] Oh, I got to explode this. Okay. [Music] Is that unavailable? Remove explosives. Oh, okay. [Music] [Music] Yes. Good work, Krypto. Success. [Music] Oh, I was kind of annoyed. 
I was hoping that we would have had to have um adopted the role of the president and do 
another talk to people. President in peril. Officials say Huffman is recovering. Has minor 
headache. Government officials deny claims of any alien involvement in assassination 
attempt. Well, we know there was though. Step right up. weapons, abilities, saucers, 
upgrades are us. Wow, we did saucer last time. Let’s go crypto this time. Okay, we can either do 
cintay array and upgrade that. We can upgrade the anal probe by butt pressure magnifer or we can 
increase the ion detonator dash psychoinesis. Psychokinesis. Mhm. Okay. Nice. And if is 
there anything else we can get as well? No. Okay. Beautiful. The Furon filibuster. 
Oh, everyone loves a good filibuster. And so now we’re going to be here because 
Yeah, we’re in the capital. We’re in   uh Washington DC as we’re going to be destroying 
all humans tonight. So, lots of fun to have. I love the sky ship. Yeah. And the mother 
ship. Super cute. Yeah. I fear on. Okay. This looks adorable. I got my popcorn. I’m 
good to go. Although Kate’s got Slovaki,   so I’m really annoyed now. Yum. Like any chance 
you’re staying in Colton, Kate? cuz poor. Now that the president is dead, the human 
senators are voting for a new leader. The vote is agonizingly close. When the president 
dies, doesn’t the vice president become president? Just shut up and kill those senators 
before they get inside the capital. Oh. Oh, I’m a pro. Somebody please anyone. Oh yes, we got 
the skate one. Yeah, look what we can do. Skate. Okay, that’s kind of cute. Although 
you have been compromised. I know. They’re coming. Body snatchers. Oh, this is very little. Bring it on. [Music] [Music]   already. And this is why we’re called live die 
replay. Exactly. Circus [ __ ] found slain. Clown show ends in tragedy. Best best headlines. 
Don’t know why I died so quickly in that one, but we’ll When the president dies, doesn’t 
the vice president become president? Just shut up and kill those senators 
before they get inside the capital. Hamsters from space. Maybe try 
and take on a disguise. There we go. There we go. Yeah. You haven’t got 
the space. My head. My head. My [Music] brain. But we’re going to 
be um heading out. I wonder if Dor’s day is already. Yep. Here 
we go. Oh no. Josh, what happened? [Music] Martians. Give me the wasting time. Oh, that was four. One. There 
we go. [Music] Hello. Hairless hamsters from space. Anybody tell you attention? are on fire. You can never find 
You can never find them here. [Music] [Music] Ow! Ow! Attention citizens. The hole is right there. Daisy two of them. They’re 
coming. Not for hot dog vendor. [Music]   The senator’s brain must have 
ended. Analysis shows they’ve   had a liquid. So many brains. So many more. Is this right? The sensorial claims. Oh,   senatorial. Oh, [Music] I’m assuming you 
got to follow the yellow thing. Yeah. Yes. There’s going to be more centers. I think your tank is shooting at 
you. Yeah, that tank out of you. Boom, baby. Nice. [Music] You sir, my A hint. Space invaders. Hello. They’re coming. Ow. Ow. Body snatch my butt. Body snatch my butt. Okay, good. Now I don’t need to worry about it. 
I can just destroy all humans. Permission to self your turning head. They’re coming there. I wonder if I had the ability 
to like suck those brains out. We need like a brain vacuum. I wonder what Dyson is doing right 
now. Do you think they could make Oh, hold on. It’s like the 1950s, right? We need a   villages of you. Yeah. Let’s go ahead 
make me to spare your life. [Music] Take on a planet your own side. Fire pain [Music] alien people. Damn it. This fire is going to ruin my 
shoot. That’s right. It’s those guns.   That’s what What do I have to do to get 
a [ __ ] Invaders? That was too close. Oh, aliens. my body. Ow. Ow. [Music] I love the multi-acqu. They just chase them that can Just kick ass and always [Music] getting flashbacks to Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Ripto, get to the main gate in front of 
the capital. Larger groups of senators   are moving in and load up on ammunition. 
This isn’t a democracy, unless I say so. There’s a couple guys with exclamation 
points above their head you eliminate them. My head. My head. You know you see a girl. Watch out. I detect military units nearby with my   uh military unit. Detective, 
don’t take my word from me. Here, catch. Oh, so many brains of your position. Uh, we have a message pop up saying, 
“Is anyone else having issues with sound?” Mainly with hearing Richard over 
everything. Um, is it working? Madam Mac, the sound is working. Um, Madam 
Mac says that she can hear you,   but it is fake. So, I’m now going to 
tap in and see if that can Okay, cool. closer. It’s hurting. No, I can hear you. I can hear you. I’m getting Okay, there we go. Some of those. Get these 
brains over here. Senators get in there. I see more senators as well as some. I’m pretty 
certain you’ve killed like every senator. [Music] I do. [Music] Two for the price of one. Easy. Oh no. They’re the main thief again. Okay. Oh, goody. [Music] Oh, something happened there. Something 
crashed. Game crashed. Oh, no. I don’t know. An Unreal process has crashed. Oh, okay. 
It’s the first time we’ve had the game crash. Send and reset art. Oh, sorry about that, 
guys. Don’t know why we completely crashed. Although in saying that, that is a good 
live diary replay moment. And Kate says,   “Never mind on my numbnuts. I 
had the freaking stream muted.” Your sound seems to be a 
bang of the existence. So, but again, if you are interested in playing live 
die, oh, sorry, where live die replay. If you’re interested in playing Destroy All Humans, the 
bundle is now 78% off and it is available on Steam. What when does the sale end? September 
24th. Okay, so it ends on Tuesday. Uh the link to it is in chat, so feel free to jump on in 
there and grab yourself a bargain cuz right now it’s like less than $15 Australian for both 
games plus a skin pack. Yeah. Which is pretty epic. It’s really really cheap compared to it. um 
usual retail price. So yeah, and it’s a lot of fun and you probably able to play a lot better than 
me. Yeah. But you know what? I’m sort of looking in the chat right now going, “Yeah, okay, cool. 
We may have just crashed out.” But I feel like we   need to do a bit of a like spike. Oh yeah. So if 
you are enjoying this stream, you are having fun, be sure to smack that like button in 3 2 1 like 
spike. Boom, baby. That’s what I’m talking about. Yeah, you can’t Martian. Watch out. I 
need military units nearby with my uh military unit. Detective drone. Don’t take 
my word for it. And also a big thank you to everyone who did end up subscribing to 
the lady. Have almost 700 subscribers, which I’m pretty freaking pleased about right now. 
663. Oh my god. They had something to do today. Johnny has forgot to do it. No. Get over 
there quicker. So, if you are wondering why Peter Laur just suddenly appeared. Uh, that 
was because last stream I said to Richard,   if we hit the 600 subscriber mark, you have to do 
Peter Lauren. Yes, indeed. I think I forgotten. No as well. This one classifies as I 
sort of sound like Ren from Ren and   Steamp though. I’m thinking it’s 
um from like Dr. um engine from Bandicoot. I don’t know that reference. 
He has a rocket implanted in his head. So what’s the good news? Yes, but they have to do 
this because we got 1,600 subscribers. So, man, if we got to 600,000, we were in trouble. Yes. Then 
I would have to do it for the whole stream. Oh no, I’m not being insensed. Is that where he was from? Pizza. If you don’t enjoy the chair otherwise I he was Hungarian my dear. Oh he was so 
hungry. No a word in Hungarian. It is harsh and that means we diarrhea. 
It was one of the things we used to call the burgers or the things 
that the burgers would give you. So best not to eat. Can Steve Austin be 
far behind? Can Steve Austin be bobby otherwise I would die so soon. No, not with that Johnny. No. Oh dear. 
Okay, this is too interesting to me. There we go. Two of them. Definitely 
kill them. Get out of the goddamn way. We got this center objective. It is so cool. 
Show me what you got. Show me what you got. Get out of the car. My little flashback. You’re going out of business. Get me to 
go home, but you can’t stay here. Oh, I tell you what, Kate. If we get to 
700 subscribers, I’ll break out Harley. Oh, no one needs to hear Harley. That’s a 
perfect reason to subscribe to these reports. The leaderless humans will have 
no choice but to surrender. There   you go. There there’s there’s the 
incentive right there. to um yeah, subscribe if you haven’t already to the channel 
and I will break Harley Quinn out of Arkham. Yes, for all you out there to listen to. We got 
3,000 DNA from that last one. Massacred Red’s blame for senator slaughter. We 
shall overcome, says masked official. He’s so calming this voice. So, 
what would you like to upgrade, you little ball of unbridled aggression? Hey, 
don’t call me ball. Shall we go krypto or shall we go the saucer? Ooh, what did we upgrade 
last time? Do you remember? I do not. Um, I say we go for the saucer. Okay, we 
have 5,740. So, you do have quite a lot. Oh god. Josh just says Harley and Peter on 
a raft. Sounds like a fun time. We have to reinforce the foundation. Harley, what can 
we do? Bruce is biting our asses. Well, I’ll tell you one thing. We’re not going to tell 
Mr. Jay where the hell I am. It would hurt. No, I don’t want him to beat me up. No. It’s 
not that he’s going to beat you up. It’s more like he’s going to blow you up. 
He’s going to use me as shark bait. Huh? Okay. So, we have the sonic boom. We have 
the quantum deconstructor. We have maxed out our shields. So, we don’t need to worry 
about that. Same with repulsron. A death ray. We can use the fusion sculure or the super 
fluid heat exhaust or go back to our sonic boom. What you thinking? Sonic boom. Always a 
sonic boom. I’m always happy for a sonic boom. Uh Jaden wants to know what other voices 
you can do. Richard, I don’t know. I’m not a Richard. I’m Peter Lori. I am a best plastic 
surgeon. I will make sure your face looks good. Oh my god. You know, this is such a dated 
reference. So many people probably have no idea who this person is, but I know this 
one’s great. Yes. Go back and watch some fantastic cinema and you will see one of 
the best Hungarian movie actors to grace   Hollywood. Mhm. Yes. Okay. So, we have volume 
control or bada booms. Bada booms. Always the bad boom. Bada booms. They usually call me 
bad balls, but that’s for under the covers. Well, we spent some money on that. I want 
to use this to go over the crypto and deck   him out a little bit. Okay, please do. I’m 
so glad we’re not in the same room. Well, I can do this thrust run. That that that keeps 
with the theme. Let’s do that one. [Music] Okay, now back to it. Oh, shocking 
developments. Let us do it. It’s too much fun. You would have been disappointed. Master crystal 
weapon that threatens our main invasion force. Trust me, they can. These Tesla coils are cheap, 
shoddy versions of the ones you met in area 42. And you, my impulsive friend, are to destroy 
every Tesla coil unit in town. You hear everyone? Someone ring the little mask. We’re going off. 
Some are alternated, but others require human operators. We’re going to So, what do I do with 
those? Simple. Each unit must be connected to a nearby control console. I look destroy them all. 
I don’t care how you looking. So, I’m taking out the Tesla coils from the control consoles. Once 
again, Krypto, you have crystallized the What’s that doing to that guy entirely? Destroy those 
Tesla coils on foot. Otherwise, they’ll disrupt your saucer. Electric defenses. Oh, lording. 
Okay, let’s see if I can destroy these guys. Richard, I feel like you need a plan. You need 
a what? You need a plan. Just running dry. That’s a plan. I just blew up the biggest guys 
first. It’s like prison. Hey, look. A probe. It’s no problem. Well, that was easy. Look 
at that. Where’s another one? I can do this. have not been discovered yet. Let’s go 
with the highest point first. Oh no. Who needs a plan when you have 
a voice as quick as these? I’m starting to sound lovely when I’m laughing. That worked well. Oh no, there’s so many people out there 
ammo. I just realized there’s no arterial objectives for this one, too. So, I’m 
happy about these. What can I do with   these guys? Pick them up and throw 
them off the building. Good curry. I’m sorry, lady. Oh dear. That works so well. I cannot 
pick him up. I can’t steal his butt. And you can certainly make him regret 
that he turns up in Washington DC today. Into the window. [Laughter] Strangely 
satisfying. Stop pal hack. I’ve seen that movie. Perfect. Matthew Lillard. 
You are Isn’t that hackers? Yes. Wasn’t Angelina Jolie in that too? She   think you’re the only one out 
this way. Believe me, I know. That’s not the one I meant to do. This 
is the one I meant to do. Go over there. [Music] Wow. He’s a little dumbapp. These 
must be the weapons inventors. Kill those scientists. Those 
coils have to be rebuilt. glass radius is so much execute the scientist with the Tesla coils.   How beat up. Don’t throw anything. [Music] 
Doesn’t have anything to do with our control. Such a scary. [Music] Don’t I think these guys are very unhappy, 
aren’t they? Happy. As long as they’re happy. Electrical scientist with Tesla 
coils. Well, the Tesla coil just exploded. It exploded. [Music] I have a feeling 
Mr. J might have been behind that one. [Music]   Every girl goes through a bad boy phase. [Music] 
Some are worse than others. You’re going down. Ooh, now that’s a big boom. [Music] This kind 
of reminds me of Die Hard with a vengeance. All the cops sprinting off and 
then the camera pans up and there’s   Jeremy standing on top of the building 
going, “They bought it. You can begin.” Getting the machine get free air. [Music] [Music] You’re blocking my catch. them. You like the cold? Come 
on, reconstruct. You can do it. I don’t understand how I can use the electric 
and it always a pro. How do I electric? to get your You’ll need your zapperatic out. 
Once you have that weapon ready,   pick up the scientist with your psychois. 
After you have the scientist in your grasp, walk up to the pl and zap 
the coil with your zapatic,   which should chain together and electrocute 
the scientist. Okay. Get out of the way. Says, “I can’t wait to tell my coworkers 
this week I watched Peter Lori play video   games.” Peter Laura is doing pretty well 
for a dead cat. [Music] I have to find a scientist now that I know what I’m doing. Are 
we sure he’s dead? Cuz I mean a 500y old man. The ghosting. You want a piece of this cupcake? Only one more   device remains. Hurry and destroy it. 
You’re going down. You’re going up. Bring it back. Take that one. Just like you. Oh, I can go 
inside the car and see his sprays. You want a piece of this cupcake? Oh, cupcake. 
I thought he said a different way. the water. You cannot use my weapons. What 
do I have to do? No. [Music] Green faces. They’re coming. No. I’ll only go for clear. Yay. It’s now to electrocute a scientist. I blow 
up this thing. All right. [Music] Johnny. [Music]   You’re blocking my shot. Someone’s getting 
a little dumb happy. Get out of the way. Where are they? Get out of the way 
or I’m going to see if I can take the brains first. [Music] Let’s give it a second. I need to do three and there’s only one side. 
Seriously, I bet you’d make a really great soldier. At least we know how to do it now. 
Let’s get it. You’re going down, little man. Look at all Look at all the green faces. All the brains. Oh. Only one place, too. 
Want a piece of this cupcake? Okay. You show me what you got. Why? Why aren’t you dead? 
I want you. No. Can I pick him up? Move over. Get out of the way. Where’s all 
the excess food he had for lunch? Your blood. Heads hurting. Head pray. Get out 
of the way or I’ll shoot you. Please. Get out of the way or I’ll shoot. You’re blocking me. [Music] 139. You’re going [Music] the best guy ever. Come here, good sir. You’re going 
in. He’s glitched out. Well, there is seen just what we needed. Okay. Oh 
dear. Where did he get that? The humans are learning. They hid the other coins 
in. You’ll have to use the cover. Jesus, you’re blocking. [Music] I’ll shoot through. I do. They’re cute. 
Krypto is kind of cute. Madam Macob wants to know if we can get Richard back. Apparently, 
she’s laughing so hard she paid. I don’t want   to pee. You can get some a pair of adult diapers. 
I think I did a commercial for them in the 1960s. [Music] I want to know if we can get Tesla 
coils. Destroy these primitive human defenses. Too bad these Tesla coils are only cheap 
imitations. Your Tesla should hold inventors. Boom. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] The inventors. 
Why don’t we fight the inventors? [Music] X headquarters, formerly 
known as Twitter. [Music] Oh, apparently I got a bonus from that. Nice. Sonic. There’s some big robots that are all one of these. [Music] Can I destroy the horse statue? 
Oh, just the statue. I don’t care. No, Johnny. No. Yes. Back to your home. Drop your weapon. Sonic booms. Very good. And stomach 
and with teeth. [Music] Surely though with the amount of people that 
have seen this thing flying around,   there would be more people going, “Oh my god, 
aliens. Aliens over here, not just an acrobe. [Music] Come on.” She’s a camel. Surely we have to take on the monument at 
some point. Only one more device remains. Hurry and destroy. Use a big ass. No, 
that’s where it goes. You scattered them like roaches. Marvelous. I walked 
right into that. He’s wonderful. He’s marvelous. We know a song about that, 
don’t we? Electrocute scientific tale. I know I fail. Electrifying explosion 
destroy new power substations. Rolling blackouts expected. City struggles to cope 
with the voice of Peter Lori. [Laughter] A faucer upgrade perhaps. No. How 
about your gun or your abilities? What should we do this time? See what Krypto’s 
got. Cuz you were taking a big beating there. Oh yeah. Okay. Well, I got the There you go, ladies 
and gentlemen. Richard is back. Riser. Although I’d be dipping my foot in every now and then. Oh 
god. Just cuz it’s too much fun. Kind of mixture between I don’t know. It’s just all Billy West, 
I guess. But that’s paying homage to the original voice of Inzac Vader Zim for the pilot, which was 
Billy West and taken over by this guy who’s again the more iconic voice for this character. No, 
it’s me, Lori. Humans in the final stages of brain extraction attack their former allies. Oh, yes. 
Yes. That’s 5,000. That’s like all of our points, but I feel like we have to I don’t care. Yes. 
I don’t care. That’s kind of like shooting the missile and sending it back home. Like that’s just 
spot on. That’s necessary. Attack of the 50 foot president. Oh, we’re going to fight the president. 
Oh, we’re going to take on Frankenfurter. Yay. Excitement. And if you are excited 
by this and want to like this stream, let’s do a like spike. Everyone, hit 
that like button in three, two, one. Now, I think you got to do it for Peter if nothing 
else. Yes, here you stand at the seat of all human power, and they’re turning over the 
keys to the whole planet. Our victory is complete. No more blowing stuff up. Oh, the 
Furon Emperor will be most pleased. Yeah, it’s uh it’s hard to believe. Silhouette will be 
meeting you there himself. Try not to gloat too much when you accept his surrender. Ha. Be sure 
it’s the least we can do. World domination awaits. inconspicuous. I know I have that Michael J. Fox moment in 
Back to the Future going through my head. Mhm. Compensating with silhouette, I presume. 
You don’t look like a general. You don’t look like a little green man. Thank you. 
[Music] Bone cold. Waving the white flag, huh? All the monkeys got together, scratched 
their heads, accepted the inevitable. That sense of humor. Just like your like my what? Uh, file. 
Your dossier krypto said you were quite the joker. I think I never told you my name. No, I suppose I 
have your brother for that. Ooh, touch the nerve. [Music] Uh-oh. Oh, hello. Better be Frankenfur or an attractive lady. Well, you’re a chick. I’m a patriot. If you had 
to put up with politicians playing grabass all day long, you’d wear a mask, too. Me? I get 
my kicks the oldfashioned way, beating up bad monkeys. Funny, that’s just what Krypto 136 
said. Of course, he was a real cutup, too. Well, so much for plan A. Get the pro. What’s that? 
That, my gender deprived friend, is plan B. The end of your insidious invasion. A champion even 
you can’t defeat. The greatest political mind of the 20th century in the greatest weapon ever built 
by man. just lands on a behold the robo press. Who would vote? If elected, I promise to destroy 
all furons. That is seriously messed up. Robo press dirty tricks mode. Oh yeah. Oh man, now 
I’m going to get my suit dirty. Uh-oh. Well, prepare to die. This will take a couple 
of goes. And I’m still in my outfit. Well, I got to run to my ship first. Of course, 
I got to take this thing on. Board the   saucer. Fight humanity’s last ditch 
effort. Board the sorcerer. [Music] I have a feeling we are going to 
need every ounce of firepower left. The Incredibles called and they want 
their outfit back. No capes. No capes. Straight away. Let’s just stand here and do this. 
Although Oh, wait. She’s doing the same thing, I think. No, they’re all going into her. Yeah, this 
is working. No, it’s going to be this easy. God, no. It’s not going to be this easy. Oh, what? 
Don’t tell me sticky keys. Oh, you bastard. Oh, go away. Sticky keys. We 
don’t want sticky keys. [Music] God damn it. It’s such a good thing. You know, you kicked me off. I had to go back to 
Peter to get me back to sense again. That is a big bad. I destroyed the White House unintentionally. 
There are worse things that can be destroyed. Oh no. No. Get ready. No. The buildings. Focus. Use your guidance systems. I 
could though. Oh, there you are. Krypto, you don’t have authorization to leave. Now you’re 
moving in the right direction. Look at that. My men must make all their rules. I throw these 
back. They don’t want to stop in my buildings. Down. Damn. [Music] You got to hit all the weak spots. Yes. What’s the weak brain? The chest apparently. 
I’m guessing the glowy part. Iron Man. Oh no. Clearly not. Oh no. By the way, if you die at any point, 
you get to start from the beginning again. What? Yeah. Um the chest cavity will open 
up and that is apparently the weak spot. Okay, let’s recharge. [Music] Focus. 
Use your guidance systems. [Music] Okay, so apparently repulse attack to send the 
missiles back is going to be the best thing   that we can do. Um, robot obviously moves 
to Lincoln Memorial, which is where it is now. The balloons are explosive. Robot is headed 
towards Octagon. Stay away from the octagon. Oh, if if you stay too far away, the robot will 
not shoot missiles. So, yep. Basically, be patient. Just keep firing missiles 
back. And then when the chest cavity opens,   pummel it. All right. Is the chest 
currently open now? I don’t know. That is very happy and trigger happy. Sonic. [Music] There we go. Ah. You got this. Oh, watch out for those balloons. Where do you think you’re going? Mars? 
They’ve come to work. Back on track. [Music] This is like the worst game in this level. Too bad you can’t pick it up 
and throw it in the water. I’m pretty certain robot in water. Stop. Okay. So, Josh says, “I think the chest opens when you hear the chest beam power down.” 
That was the sound. I’m guessing so. Heat. [Music] Heat. Yes. Heat. Rob is getting away. You got this. You got 
this. Memorial. Yeah. Just remember though, if you die, you go back to the start. I should 
have held on to that. Once this robot dies though,   you get to a safe point and then 
you got to take on Silhouette. Yes. Little bit me. [Music] Anyone for 10 points? Be serious. be defeated. Uh, yes, true. Meanwhile, things been completely 
flattened by this great stuff. [Music] Vance. Go. [Music] Yes. Destroy a pathetic human attempt at a robot. 
Well, a presidential brains in the morning. Just remember who set that giant potus of destruction 
upon you. Right. You know who I mean. Oh, that silhouette guy, right? Or chick. Could you do me 
a favor and not creep me out? Sure. In any case, he I mean she ran from the capital. I lost sight 
of him. Her silhouette near the Attention Furons. Attention furons. Is this thing on? Oh, whatever. 
I know you little gray freaks can hear this. I’m sure you’re out there listening. Gloating 
pretty much. Yeah. It seems only fair. Credit where credit is due. You did it. You beat my 
beautiful roo. And now you’re probably sitting around fantasizing about destroying all the 
humans. Well, now I know you’re typical. Sure, you handled the boys. Um, next century. 
Who? That was a challenge. But everybody knows which sex is dominant on this planet. The 
ghost. There’s still plenty of time to get your   asses handed to you. That is if you’re not 
too scared to fight a girl. Totally going to steal. I’m not hung up on the whole pedender 
thing. So, come on, Krypto. Let’s dance. I’ll even let you lead. I’m at the octagon. Don’t 
keep me waiting. So, blow up the octagon. Got it. I think we’re just going to send her into next 
century. [Music] We’re back to last century. Landing. Unavailable. I was like, “How do I get over?” Of course 
I can fly. [Music] Now that’s a pro gun. I’m not going to lie. I kind of 
want to cosplay as this chick. Yeah. Oh dear. That doesn’t look good. She can fly, too. 
[Music] Maybe you got to throw these workers out. Oh no, look at that. Okay. Jesus, you’re flashing red. Okay, I have a feeling I’m going to 
need to search for how to destroy her. Hey, I’m on a break. This thing that she has to What? How? [Music] didn’t work. Start zapping her when she jumps 
in the air. Okay. Simply zap her when she rises into the air. Now, start dodging like crazy. They 
have insane mental attacks that do some incredible damage. So, try to go over everything. 
Okay. So, when she goes up into the air,   zap her with my zappy zap drum. Yeah. So 
apparently when she’s on the ground and moving, she dodges most of your attacks. Okay, you have 
to stay behind cover and take pot shots, but most of the damage has to be inflicted when they 
rise into the air. Explosive attacks work best,   but they stop doing damage after a certain 
point passes, so don’t waste ammo. The two mental attacks are sending PSI bullets after you 
and creating a huge storm. To dodge the bullets, just jetack dodge quickly and they usually 
miss or explode early. If they hit you,   they will drain a ton of health and slow you 
down. The storm, however, can only be dodged by going into cover. The safe spots are the clear 
parts that aren’t fuzzy and purple behind cover spots. Okay, so anything that’s not purple. 
I think the game may have crashed. Oh dear, it’s just a black screen. Well, let’s see if we 
can close it down and we’ll start it up again. Oh, is that it now? However, if she starts 
panting and slowing down, you can destroy or you can damage her. Most of the time though, you’ll be 
dodging and running away. Oh, great. And there are turrets on either side of the area. Great. Okay, 
cool. Okay, so there we go. A good tactic is to ignore Silhouetta first and take the turrets out. 
Okay, there will be random majestic forces showing up, so take care to kill them quickly. Deal. Okay, 
so it crashed. I’m restarting it again. Okay, a final Okay, and a final bit of advice is that 
when her health goes down, she’ll fly over to random generators to regain it back. You can only 
destroy these machines while they’re being used.   So, as soon as you see the target move, get 
on over there ASAP. Okay. Oh, that was a lot. Okay, so first of all, take 
out turrets. Second of all,   shoot her when she’s in the sky. Third of all, 
when she recharges, destroy the generators. Hopefully, our progress has 
been saved. Capital City. Yeah,   it’s should be right after 
the robot. Nice. [Music] Okay. [Music] There’s no way I can dodge these things. Um, basically just by hiding is a lot of the I was 
hiding behind something before and it didn’t work. Okay, so anything purple. You can’t really do much damage 
until she goes up in the air. That ain’t good. Got shields, too. Yeah. So, 
you stay away from that purple. What the hell was that? That was one of 
the special powers. Have we taken out the turrets? Where are the turrets? I have no idea. 
I can’t find it. She’s still got a shield up. See, there’s no way you can. They go behind 
that thing and they like literally follow you. Where you go? You watch. They’ll fire 
out while I’m hiding. See? Ah. Okay. Okay, so that must be the PSI bullets. Um, to dodge 
the bullets, just jetpack dodge quickly. That’s literally all it says. And they usually miss or 
explode early. If they hit you, they’ll drain   a ton of health and slow you down. Um, the 
storm, however, can only be dodged by going into cover. The safe spots are the clear parts 
that aren’t fuzzy and purple behind cover spots. [Music] I saw a brain. I did the anal probe and it 
worked on her. Oh, nice. Oh, no. She looks she could use a good 
anal program. Um, no matter what,   you’ll be mostly dodging and running away. 
Okay. Where the hell are the turrets? They’re on either side of the area. 
exactly where most of the extra ammo is. I have no idea cuz we’re not Go into the 
purple section. Go into the purple zone. Okay. I was avoiding. That’s a shield. 
Okay, cool. Sweet. Thank you. Um, okay. So, turret. She’s in the air. 
Explosion. Explosion. something out here apparently works really well which 
is a video like save on your ammo. Nice. Okay. Ammo turrets. [Music] Okay. Here come the agents. Those purple things again. [Music] getting flashbacks. Too bad you’re 
kind of like a melee attack. [Music] Oh, so I guess this 
is where Dash comes into [Music] See, now it’s going red. Shield going red. So,   I’m assuming not wearing a shield down. Yep. 
Okay. So, where’s the shield generator? Cuz I can’t see her pulling power from 
anywhere. She’s going to end up. It’s when she gets a low health. [Music] cuz yeah, she hides in the shield as well, man. Oh, this is a big boss battle. You think there would be music? these things. Oh, lordy. Well, at least we found them. Which means that that there 
is the thing that she’ll use. Oh, she likes her PSI. [Music]   No, not in the air. The other one almost the other one. Oh [ __ ] [Music] I think Well, they weren’t kidding when 
you’re going to have to take shots. Good. Yep. Here she goes. She’s going 
over to charge. Destroy. I can’t. Boom, baby. Okay, recharge. Oh dear. Look out. I think it was a laser. Oh, 
I was behind that thing. Maybe it was a majestic agent. Could 
have been. So, gone back to the topic. Let’s try taking these turrets 
out first then cuz they’re quite   a lot. You’re talking to me? Yeah. 
Well, at least we now we know where they are. We know where the extra ammo is. 
Basement out of the way. Space free alien. Ammo. Come on. [Music] He’s [Music] sick. Let’s [Music] stop those purple things. She’s got her shield up. Leave my should I think that. Yeah, they are. Okay. Yeah. No, no, she just flipped swivel. I just love the headless 
corpse of the majestic flying. Yeah, this really is. And yes, the majestic agents 
do look like men in black. Huge music here. She’s a tough boss. Oh, yeah. She 
got the superhuman strength, though. Okay. Remember, she’s [Music] This is just going to take patience, this one. Well, here she is in the air. So, it seems as though I can actually stop 
her when she’s Yeah, that’s where she seems to be most vulnerable based on everything. I’m 
literally googling how to beat her as we speak. Wonder how much damage these guys are doing. Cuz I mean, she’s killing them pretty quickly. 
Oh, my head’s exploding from this pretty quickly. The disintegrator seems to be nice. Oh, look out. I like the fact that she’s 
going to pick up multiple shoes. Clear the line of fire. my head. So, it seems like the first one 
doesn’t do it for the second. It’s too close that way. There we go. Okay, here she goes. Destroy. Oh, 
she’s getting back her uh [Music] [Music] Ah, get back to me. [Music] [ __ ] This is the ende. You’re doing well, Richard. My hidey-hole. until she left a typy hole. Three of them. Heads hurting. Heading. Good. That’s one thing. [Music]   Hey guys. [Music] Turn. Well done. Well done. I wish this [ __ ] Okay, get out. Get out. Get out. Leave my friend home. Oh, okay. Maybe that’s a good one. She seems to 
be affected by her own thing when she’s running   through the thing. So, if I go into the same area 
that she is with the shield, that forces her to run out of it. Good. And that equals nice 
boom. Well, the shields are depleted a lot. Now, what I should be doing actually before I take   out the last thing is try and 
get these turrets out. Yeah. Whiskey. [Music] Good. There’s two more over here. [Music] Maybe maybe this one is glitched. 
Get out. Get out of there. [Music] Where is she? Is she not? Yep, she’s over there. Oh, she’s almost Oh god, she’s almost full again. Oh, that’s so weird. Jeez, the pistons. I think she might have got 
another one right there. So, you out of ammo? No, 
it’s probably it’s going No, no, no. I I I do, but if you miss or 
something like that, it goes something fire. What’s that? Oh, okay. Certainly seems like it. [Music] They don’t even have any women 
amongst their species. How do   they expect to conquer the universe without women? Maybe we got to blow her up with 
something like explosive barrel. [Music] Wow, she took that full bluff. I think that’s one of her weapons. [Music]   Oh, it’s hurting. She’s in the air now. That would sound right. [Music] cuz well the ammo is usually located and not come back. Unless you have the ability of turning stuff into gives me anxiety when she just misses. Yeah. Oh, I see. It’s coming. As long as that thing’s wanting to get back up. Yes. Come on. Yes. Yes. For the glory of the Fon 
Empire. Go Richard. Go Richard. You know what? I think that deserves a flag. You actually beat 
me. That really does deserve a flag after that. You know, you don’t look so hot. Majestic. 
We’ll never give up the struggle to resist, you alien freaks. Struggle’s over, babe. Furon’s 
one human zipperoon. You think you’ve won? You think America is the only human civilization 
on Earth? That’s what all the Americans seem to think. At least the ones I scanned. Smug 
little insect. There are three billion people on this planet. And everywhere there are humans. 
There is majestic. Sorry, doll face. Without you, Majestic’s just a bunch of dudes in crappy black 
suits. Majestic MJ 12 dwell the 12 all over. MJ will heal the world. All right. You know what? That 
definitely did deserve a like spike. So,   if you are enjoying this stream, be sure 
to smack that like button in 3 2 1. Like spike you’re on. This planet is now a 
terrible deserved. The Furon Empire. Resist this. Nice. Oh my face. Mission successful. 
Yeah, look at that. 32,000 DNA. I feel like that means we can upgrade everything. President found 
alive. US government fights off commie invaders on home soil. Giant lizard seen off the coast of 
Japan. Space fighter X12 mobilized in response. Good evening, my fellow Americans. In recent 
days, rumors have run rampant of flying saucers, alien invaders from other worlds, indeed of 
my own demise. I’m speaking to you tonight to put these rumors to rest. The truth is, America 
has been attacked, not by little green men, but red. And our invaders are most definitely of this 
earth. Despite the efforts of this administration, our nation has been infiltrated by communists, 
godless deviants who hate us for our freedomloving way of life. Their conspiracy, details of which 
are only now coming to light, included drugging our water supplies and controlling our media 
via mind control. The result was mass hysteria, a national delusion which provided them the cover 
they needed to execute their fearful scheme. But your military and intelligence agencies fought 
back. And I’m proud to report that once again, America has emerged victorious. However, the price 
is dear. At this moment, millions of Americans are working hard and playing by the rules, unaware of 
the lingering toxic pollutants in their minds. To combat this lingering menace, we have set up 
testing centers across the nation at shopping malls, local schools, even churches. The test is 
simple and painless. Why, our family had it just this morning and I’m back at work. Doris is in 
the kitchen baking brownies and little Billy’s out playing tag in the rose garden right now. 
It’s completely safe. So, trust your government, trust your president. Freedom is on the march, my 
friends. Good night and God bless America. [Music] Step inside, citizen. You sure this thing 
is safe? Step inside, citizen. Jeez Louise. I don’t know. Hey, buddy. You heard the 
president. If it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for us. Yeah. Yeah. 
Yeah. Well, I guess a test couldn’t hurt. [Music] Walt Disney was the first test subject. [Music] like shooting monkeys in a barrel. And so the world breathes a sigh of relief. 
The threat of alien invasion proved a false alarm. As for those who scan the skies for a 
real visit from outer space, they may be in for a very long wait. Perhaps the lesson is that 
we should turn our gaze inward, remembering that man’s worst enemy is often himself. It’s 
you. You the viewer. Criswell predicts. Flaming hand. Yes. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, 
boys and girls, dogs and cats living together. Mass hysterereia, we have completed destroy 
all humans. So, if you do like this game or   like the look of what it presented and you think 
you could do better, which you probably could, then jump into Steam and you can grab it for 
75% off till September 24th. And there is a sequel which is uh I think it was made in 2022. 
So, you can jump on that one and play that one as well. And if you want to see us play it, then 
get into the comments below and let us know. Um, and also smack that like button, too. That’ll 
also give us a nice indicator because yeah,   I’d like to continue the journey of crypto and see 
what’s going to happen next time. Uh because this was remade from a game that was made in 2005. 
Uh and its remodel um or reworking was done in 2020 and it was heaps of fun. The references, 
the the design of it, the the weapon systems, the bad guys, the colors, the layout, the scenic 
brilliance of it. I really really enjoyed it. So yeah, you can grab this for yourself. Destroy 
all humans on Steam at the moment until September 20 24th. It’s going to be 75% off. Uh and 
then it goes back up to full price. So yeah, grab yourself a bargain if you did like this cuz 
I grabbed it when it was on special and I didn’t   expect I didn’t know anything about it except 
for the image of what I saw and I was like, “Eh, that might be a bit of fun.” And it was much 
better than I was expecting. Even have a check   of all the reviews on Steam. It says I think 
very positive. Next one says mostly positive, but I’m assuming that’s because it has only been 
out for a short amount of time. But yeah. Yeah, most likely. And if you do hit up the chat now, 
you will see the bundle, which is destroyable humans, destroy all humans, too, and a skin pack 
available for 78% off. It’s under $15 Australian. So yeah, which means it’s under $10 US. I’m 
sitting doing the math. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Some of the best specials that happen on Steam 
is when games are reduced from full price,   whatever that full price is, down to about $10 or 
something entertainable like that. So, it’s it’s a beautiful excuse to just give yourself a gift 
and um have a bit of a play if you’re feeling   down or want to destroy all humans cuz I’m sure 
we all feel like that sometimes. Oh, yeah. I just push them off rafts and into sharkinfested water. 
Exactly. Yeah. And if you guys are like liking the channel and liking what we do here, our next foray 
will be taking on Bruce in Raft, not just Bruce, but every single one of the levels, uh, as we 
indulge in hard mode on Raft to see how well we’re going to go. We’ve been doing a lot of tests 
and hearing a lot of crazy stories about how much   the stakes are raised. So you can say alete sudus 
and join us as we do raft on hard mode which will hopefully be a lot of fun and probably a lot of 
living a lot of dying and a lot of replaying. Oh definitely a lot of dying. Definitely a lot of 
dying. But it it’s going to be interesting. I’m I was so cocky after we finished the normal mode 
and now not so much. The stakes raise so much. But we’ve got a good plan going into it and I think 
that we’ll be able to do it quite well. I think   it’s going to be a good good amount of fun with 
that little bit of extra challenge. Yeah. Well, that’s the one thing that I like with gaming with 
you is that we know how each other works really   well. So, we know our strengths, we know our 
weaknesses, and we just sort of go, cool. Like, I’ll pick you up, you pick me up, sort of thing. 
And Raft is a lot of fun. I’m so grateful that one, I introduced you to the game, but two, that 
you enjoy it as much as I do. So, yay. I really do like those ones where you can have co-op and you 
can work quite well with someone because again,   we’re good at sort of backing each other up, but 
also too, we’re good at testing things and seeing what the um the payoff of that is to try and 
then move forward and progress with the story   in a better, more easy way. Cuz then once we get 
to that point, we’re like, great, now we’ve let this exploit, we can exploit this even more and 
make it more interesting. So, yeah. Yeah. Well, it’s like when I was um doing that test with 
the throwable anchors tonight in creative mode, I was like, “Oh, I like this idea.” Yeah. And 
there’s a couple of other tests we’re going   to do just before we get in there to just make 
sure that we can utilize our time in their best, but also make it fun and enjoyable for you 
guys. If you’ve either never played Raft before,   uh or um never even seen it what it’s going to 
be like on hard mode, this will give you a an example. Well, it’ll be a learning curve for us 
as well, but we’re also too going to be using   some mods that we’re going to be showing you guys 
how to use and how to get. And hopefully when you see our gameplay and the level of hardness that 
we’re using, you won’t necessarily think that was   too much of a copout, but um yeah, you’ll enjoy 
it. It’s nothing like invulnerability or anything like that. It’s just some things that make some 
of the things a little bit easier, a little less   tedious. Wait, is invulnerability a mod that I can 
download? Yeah. But when looking at it, I was sort of like, you know, when you say the words we’re 
using mods, people end up going, “Oh, you’re just   using cheats.” And it’s just like, well, no, we’re 
using the the mods that are going to enhance our um experience, I find. And certain things that 
a lot of creators out there who enjoy the game have created uh that should really be implemented 
as part of the game. And who knows, some of them might, but we will include a list of our mods 
used in the description of the game itself, too, and where you can get them, too. Yeah. Yeah. 
Yeah. No, I’m looking forward to it. I’m scared, but I’m looking forward to it. It’s going to be a 
lot of fun. But like that song that um Baz Lurman produced, every day, do something every day that 
scares you. Honey, I wake up. Isn’t that scary enough? I was going to say it doesn’t need to be 
something as serious as jumping off a cliff. But   um well, in raft that’s we’re going to find out 
how much it hurts when we jump off a cliff. But again, something within reasonable that reminds 
you that you’re alive. It still takes half. See,   there you go. No coat fractures. Just takes half. 
Just Just takes half. But if you land in the water with three sharks, you’re kind of in trouble. 
Yeah, exactly. We’ll have systems that we’re going to be keeping up and making sure that it all 
is going well. Uh yeah, exactly, Josh. Yeah. So, some mods are um fine, especially like was it 
Forest Village, Life is Feudal? I play that and I I have to use mods just because a lot of 
that is about starting your own new civilization and some of the things that you can make in 
that aren’t even implemented in the game. So,   you can go all the way back to making bread 
from scratch and and everything that goes from that. There’s like certain like viruses and 
diseases that people can get exposed to. There’s   um grave mods and things like that. There’s 
animal mods um a lot of different things too that just enhance the experience without actually 
in sometimes it makes it more challenging. Um, but it just adds to the the the way that the game 
is already set up. So, yeah. And again, if you guys are enjoying what we’re doing here, please do 
give us a a like and a subscribe because it really   does help. Let us know uh if we’re doing something 
that you guys appreciate cuz yeah, we appreciate it. Like just spending time with each other and uh 
playing these games together. And so yeah, let us know if you want to see more from what we’re doing 
here. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Yes. So, I use CC and mods for the Sims as well. M exactly. Um 
there was a massive update for The Sims actually uh yesterday. 650 new color swatches in the 
base game which is epic. Yeah, it was massive. So get on in there. Update Sims. Um update Wicked 
Whims to Rid. If you’ve still got the mod, you’re going to have to update it. But yeah, there’s 
some massive, massive updates with The Sims, and they’ve just brought out two new kits. So 
nice. And they’ve got a Life and Death expansion pack coming out on Halloween. Oh, how opportune. 
Except that I have a feeling I’ll be with you on Halloween. Mhm. Yep. And leading up to Halloween 
as well on the other channel, Rush Cutter Ant, we’re going to be streaming our previous escape 
rooms from um I think the first week in October up until the 31st. So each week you’ll be able to 
see one of those re um re-uploads of our uh escape rooms care of virtual escaping and a lot of the 
fun that we had in those ones. So yeah, hopefully   that’ll be a bit of fun. And do let us know too 
what’s your favorite game to play, whether it be on console or whether it be on PC or even if 
it’s something that is on an old Atari system, you know, or or um something you’d go down to the 
Intensity or Time Out and play. I know like Time Crisis 2 or things like that are always very very 
cool. Oh god, that’s so hard when people say to you like, “What’s your favorite video game?” And 
I’m like, of which genre? Well, any of any genre? Even then, I I can’t pick it. Like, I grew up with 
Tomb Raider. I grew up with Resident Evil. I grew up with, you know, Mario Kart and Crash Bandicoot 
and things like that. I love cutesy games. Like, I would rather play Crash Team Racing or Mario Kart 
as opposed to something like Gran Turismo because I just prefer the cuteness in the cartoons of it 
all. Um, but then I will do things that are like, yeah, like Borderlands. I love I love Borderlands. 
Borderlands is mad fun. Um but then, you know, I’m also someone who’s like I like Raft. I like The 
Sims. Um I love watching you play except for maybe 10 bells. That except for maybe that. Oh, that 
was great fun. And yeah. Yeah. Your bathroom light didn’t turn on midway through. Yeah. If you’re 
looking to see some more of the things right now and you don’t necessarily want to wait for the 
future, you can check out the other things here on   Live Die Replay where we’ve played different types 
of games even tonight. Just played the new map of um the mana from the game Devour. We’ve also 
got a whole bunch of games like the 10 bells which is up there. Um I think we have uh episodes 
of previous episodes of destroy all humans. Um, we’ve got the Dark Pictures anthology which 
is up there at the moment of Little Hope. Uh, and we are going to be getting to one of the 
other House of Ashes is the next one. Is it very good? Yeah. Awesome. We’ve done Man of 
Madan. We’ve done Little Hope. It’s time for   House of Ashes. I love the quote at the end. I 
am not green. We were red for most of it. So, actually all of the stuff they were talking 
about the red reds. It worked. Yes, it really   did. I like it. I think it’s great. Something 
a little more. Oh, let’s upgrade everything. We’ve got enough to upgrade everything. Yeah, 
upgrade. I wonder where we go from here, though. I don’t know. Jaden’s a big fan of Ghost Exile. Yeah. Well, we 
actually do have some of that on the channel here cuz Richard, you and Cam played it. Yeah. Yeah. 
And I like Ghost Exile. I do like the the raising of the stakes that um is from Phasmophobia because 
Fasmophobia can get a bit I don’t know lackluster when you discover the ghost and you go cool. Now 
what do we do? We just go back to the van and go   home. Like you know it’s too much like a real 
ghost investigation where it’s just like yeah we’re going to say it’s this and then do nothing 
about it where at least with ghost exile you can   exile the ghost and if you get it wrong then you 
have to start all over again. Yeah. Phasmophobia as well does have the new map which is the 
lighthouse out there which is Kate’s just saying   as well which is very hard and very difficult. 
Uh Ghost Exile has two new maps as well uh since September I think or the end of August which is 
the expanded area of the hotel which now has two layers that you can go on to. It’s not just the 
one room anymore. And there is another area.   It’s kind of like a large warehouse. I’m not too 
sure exactly what it is. I think it’s called the sanctum, something like that. Haven’t seen that 
one though. Um, so yeah, these games seem to be constantly um adding to things and and constantly 
upgrading, which is very very cool and it’s always   enjoyable to see what sort of content is out 
there. And I like the fact that we’ve got so many different games, especially ones that are 
only about like $5 or $10 like Shinkansen Zero   or the 10 bells and things like that, which still 
have a great aesthetic and a simple sort of method of gameplay. I mean, a lot of gameplay doesn’t 
necessarily need to be the most complicated or or have a very complex story. There’s that other one 
which is Cowoon City which I’d be interested to play because it’s it looks fantastic and also is 
based on one of the um most interesting places in history which was a a large unit complex that was 
so packed in with so many people um and would been very very interesting to see. So yeah, sounds very 
spooky and well with October around the corner I feel like we’ll be able to get some spooky 
gameplay in. Exactly. some more spooky action. I tried to upgrade everything, but unfortunately we 
didn’t still after that didn’t have enough money.   Well, the one thing as well that we can do now 
is go back and try and unlock these challenges, which means I think it’s just going to be 
more full on as we go in there and try and um kill as many humans as we possibly can without 
dying ourselves. Um Oh, wow. Yeah. So, that’s great for completionists. Exactly. Yeah. So, 
yeah, the game keeps continuing after this. So,   if you do have the game, you can try and get the 
max out of all of the possibilities. And there’s archives and everything like this. So, you can 
go in there and you can see like all the images   of equipment and things like that. It tells you 
all the intricate things about it. A lot of fun. This invasion reports, you can even find out all 
the things. Oh, we didn’t abduct a cow. How do we   not abduct a cow? Zero. Okay, that’s that that in 
the completionist in me is wanting to do that. But yeah, you can see all the concept art as well for 
a lot of the different things there too. So yeah,   the fun never ends as we destroy all humans, which 
we did. I was kind of hoping at the end though we were going to be able to be the president and 
choose what to say to the public. I was I was   kind of hoping that that was going to happen 
and kind of surprised we didn’t get to it, but yeah. What would you have said to the 
public? I probably would have said I’m an alien. I wanted to do that when we were the 
mayor before. But those I really did like that in this great sort of story built universe. 
I really like the aspect of us going great, we’re disguising ourselves as someone of authority 
and then we’re actually going to go in there and   we’re actually going to manipulate what’s being 
said to people. And I also really enjoyed giving it up to the chat and giving you guys the 
possibility of changing it around because   I was going to go with whatever you guys said. 
whatever the majority was going to be was going to be what I was going with. Um, and yeah, 
you chose the best things. So, kudos to you. Maybe they just went with common sense. 
Uh, you’d be surprised with us humans, common sense ain’t so common. At least 
not with me. Beautiful. So, yes. Kate says the descent is one that we need to do. The 
descent. Well, she put us on the 10 bells, too. Yeah. Yeah, the descent is the one that I’m 
thinking of. Kate, is that the one in the mine? Cuz if it is, that looks terrifying. I did see 
footage of that. Yeah, that looks scary. Yeah, a lot of I mean, you’re right. a lot of 
these really creepy games and like that   are perfect for the spooky season. Like I’m 
literally wearing a Halloween shirt right now, but a lot of the indie games like the small 
cheap indie games, they’re beautifully done. The atmosphere is so rich in them. Yeah, it’s 
the mine. Yeah, that that is creepy. I don’t do well within mines. No. Well, claustrophobia is one 
of people’s biggest fears. That’s why I like the casakillis because it was like crossing over the 
idea of both claustrophobia and of arachnophobia. If only there were clowns in there as well, then 
we could have had chorophobia, too. Yeah. Well, I wasn’t too thrilled with the spiders. Okay. 
No, most people aren’t. H beautiful. Well, we’ll let you guys all go. And again, like if 
you do like this, then give us a like uh for   the stream below here and check us out, check 
out some of the other videos that we’ve done. Um and every week we have an entertainment 
report with Rian Elizabeth Ions delivering   you the latest interesting entertainment 
news. And so you can grab a hold of that and see what you enjoy with that. That’s over 
on Rush Cutter Entertainment as well. So yeah, get amongst that and enjoy. But yeah, I’m looking 
forward to this week. I have got a movie review coming for you based on James Makavoy’s latest 
film called Speak No Evil, which is the American remake of a Dutch film. Now, I’ve seen the 
original film. I love the original film. Um, and I got to say, you’re going to have to wait 
until the Entertainment Report next week. You say that Noah’s like it’s not a remake of the Gene 
Wilder Richard Prior comedy called Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is this is a straight up horror. 
Um, spooky season for me pretty much begins at the start of September. The whole of September is 
Halloween Eve, as far as I’m concerned. Well,   you’ve got to do it with um Christmas decorations 
going up already. Yes, I know. The amount of Christmas crap I’ve already seen in stores 
is actually disturbing. It’s like, let me get   through Halloween first. Well, I I like Halloween 
and I like Christmas and so I’m just like going, can’t we have both? Just let both breathe for a 
little while. Just for the record, like I’m moving in with you next year. Halloween the house is just 
going to be decked out. Well, I had a Christmas tree up the entire year as well with mine. 
So, yeah. Yeah. Well, there’ll be like a jack skeleton on top of that. We’ll have themed rooms 
when people come over. They’ll just be going,   “This is the Christmas room. This is the Halloween 
room.” Yeah, the Halloween room is my bedroom. I literally I’ve got They’re sitting behind me 
right now cuz I’m in my office. I have got   the original Halloween poster from 1978 and it’s 
actually a canvas print that was hanging in one of the theaters upon its release in 1978. Oh wow. 
Yeah, that thing is old. It is heavy and Yeah, it is. It’s beautiful. I love it. The only thing 
missing on it is signatures, but I don’t think   I’d take it out of its glass to do that. Yeah. No, 
don’t keep it keep it under the wraps because it’s the best place to keep it. Yeah. Yeah. Sweet. It’s 
my favorite. I’ve got Freddy Krueger sitting on my desk, so you know. And that’s actually signed by 
Robert England now that I’m looking at it. Yeah, that’s cool. Yeah. Awesome. Well, we’ll let 
you all go and thank you for sticking with   us as we destroyed all humans. One giant step on 
mankind. And um yeah, hope you have a great week, great time wherever you are in the world. And get 
up to mischief, especially because Halloween’s just around the corner. Until then, guys, it’s 
been me, Richard Lo, and Rihanna Elizabeth Ions,   bidding you a fond farewell, dear humans. Thanks 
again, Ray. You’re welcome. Or should I say Peter Lauren? No, don’t do that. Otherwise, 
I go straight back into the voice and nobody   wants to hear this. No. Or do you? Who would 
have thought my voice would be this Hungarian? Okay, points. I was worried about where 
that was going to go, but points. Yeah, exactly. Beautiful guys. Well, thank you so 
much and if we don’t see you under the covers,   we’ll see you next time on Live, Die, Replay. 
Bye bye. See, this is what disappearing action. [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music]

We attempt to DESTROY ALL HUMANS with the 2020 remake of the classic fifties inspired alien game that is adorably annihilating.

The cult-classic returns! Terrorize the people of 1950’s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest their DNA and bring down the US government in the faithful remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities!

DEVELOPER: Black Forest Games, Pandemic Studios
PUBLISHER: THQ Nordic

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