最も美味しいサンドイッチを作っている国はどこですか？（ランキング！）

最も美味しいサンドイッチを作っている国はどこですか？（ランキング！）

The first sandwich was invented by John Matagu in 1762. Now, as to whether or not that was actually the first sandwich, I don’t know. Since then, a lot of different people have been trying to perfect the sandwich. Some have done a great job and others should just keep their ideas to themselves cuz what the is this? That being said, today we are going to find out who has the actual best sandwich. We’re going to be doing this based on different countries. Each country has a different twist. Now, you might be wondering, Bahala, how are you measuring the best sandwich? How are you possibly going to do that? I I have notes. Uh let’s see here. Uh I’m very prepared for this, as you can tell. So, we’re going to judge the sandwiches on a couple different things. It’s It’s uh it’s a total of 50. And the criteria of what makes a good sandwich is obviously the bread. That’s going to be 0 to 10. The meats, I mean, let’s be so for real. The meat’s important. I’m not sure if every sandwich is going to have meat. Like, what classifies a sandwich? Does it have to have meat in it? I mean, yeah, I guess there is some sandwiches that don’t have meat. You know what? Okay, but you know what? We’re still going to put meats because at the end of the day, if it doesn’t have meat, it’s it’s probably [ __ ] Next is the sauce. And I’m not talking about the sauce. I’m talking about like the actual physical tasting sauce in the thing. The next one’s like the texture, like the mouth feel, like how it feels in my mouth. Pause. But I do feel like that’s a good one cuz I don’t like slimy things in my mouth. The next thing we’re just going to call balo factor, and that’s basically how much sauce it’s got, but not the sauce that I just referred to as the sauce. This one’s actually the sauce. It’s like the X factor, but the B factor. This one’s kind of biased because it’s just kind of like how much I like it. This is definitely not an intricate critique. You know what? Let’s just get started. So, first is bonjour. We’re in France. Let’s go. [Music] Starting with France. So, this is called the Croc Mansour. Oh, what the [ __ ] is this? This is not how I expected it. Smells delicious, though. I also want to add the guy gave me a free croissant. So already for balo factor this guy I don’t know if he knew me but I think he was trying to get with me. Like he’s he’s not trying to get with me but like he’s um he was trying to like you know I don’t know he really like I don’t maybe he was trying to get with me. He was very nice. Like he was speaking French. Like he was he was nice to everybody but he was really nice to me. I don’t know. I I I I think I tipped him like 18% which I mean yeah I guess for 18% I do expect a little bit of something. He didn’t give anyone else free croissants either. Like anyways, we got a free croissant. We’re not, but that’s not part of the review. We’re reviewing the sandwich. So, this right here is the Croc Mansour. Now, it looks like there’s cheese on top, pastrarami, bacon. I don’t What’s in here? It’s pudo and like cheese. And it’s a sandwich. Let’s just dig in. [Music] Oh my god. We are starting strong cuz this is delicious. It’s literally like a grilled cheese and pudo sandwich. It’s bomb. This is going to be hard to top. I feel like the bread’s so moist. The cheese is delicious. God damn those French people, man. Sometimes those French people, they can be rude, you know? They can be rude, but they know how to cook. And I feel like that’s kind of the reason why they’re rude. Like they know their [ __ ] don’t stink. But I feel like f No, I can’t say that. I I was going to say French people stink. French people don’t stink. But I feel like France stinks. Like France is very dirty. Paris, I’m pretty sure they had like the bed bug problem. I feel like they have a lot of rats like Ratatouille. They clearly have a rat problem, but even the rats can cook. Definitely definitely top contender. The mouth feel is moist. I mean, balau factor is already a 10. The bread delicious. The sauce, there’s not much sauce. I think it’s just butter. But that being said, it it just works. It’s almost like the butter is all you need. It just moistens up your mouth, which also I like for the mouth feel. French people know what to do. But I think it’s time to get started on the next place. Let’s go. Next is Canada. Let’s Let’s go. We’re in Canada. I knew we had to do a Canadian sandwich since we’re doing everything in Canada. I don’t really know what Canadian cuisine is. I guess like poutine. Um what what’s what’s Canadian cuisine now that I think about it? poutine. But apparently this is a Canadian breakfast sandwich. So, uh Oh, it’s a little messy. And we know that’s not a good factor. Was mess part of the factors? Did I say me? This is a egg cheese bagel sandwich. You got lettuce. The sauce looks delicious. I’m pretty sure I like this sauce. It’s like um a sweet dijon. It’s kind of like a BLT. Oh, there’s tomato jam. Now, when they said tomato jam, I don’t know if I’ve ever had tomato jam before. Wouldn’t tomato jam just be like tomato sauce? I am very uncultured. I’m starting to realize this. Like food reviews was not the lane I thought I was going to be in. But what makes something jam? I guess maybe like sugar. So that’s the sandwich. It looks very like like a classic sandwich right here. Let’s take a taste. You know what? It’s It’s delicious as well. I can’t lie. This is giving definitely very classic breakfast sandwich. It has a little bit of spice, which I believe is probably like the spicy Dijon. A little bit of kick. I can’t lie. It’s good, but it’s not as good as the French. I’m sorry. And this is my home my home country. Like, I want to be able to praise it. The bread’s a little dry. The egg and sauce, the sauce is delicious. The sauce is saving the hell out of this dish. The cheese is all right. The meat, I guess, is the egg. And the egg’s all right. The tomato jam is surprisingly delicious as well. Now, I know I like it. And I mean, it’s messy, which does affect the bulau factor because it’s not worth the mess. You know what I’m saying? Some messes sometimes. We We all been there. We all been there where it’s a little bit messy, but it’s it’s worth it. If you know, you know. This one’s not really worth it. You know, I wouldn’t get my hands a little icky, sticky, greasy for this one. You know what I mean? They did have a guy performing, which does help boost the blah factor, but sadly the sweet angelic voice of this man did not save it. So, it’s not the worst thing I’ve had. is definitely not disgusting. I definitely would deep throat this, but I’m not going to put it as a top contender. Probably. I don’t know. Maybe it is a top contender cuz we haven’t we just started. We just We just started. I don’t know. Maybe everything just gets continuously worse after this. Let’s Let’s just get out of here. I like the vlogs where they’re able to play music and like they’re jamming out to the car, but unfortunately everything’s going to get copyright strike. So, I was thinking maybe we could just like jam out to like some hip-hop royalty-free music. [Applause] [Music] It’s kind of giving Casey Neistat vlog, but that’s all right. That’s cool. I mean, that is cool. It’s not really the thing I was I was looking for some more like Chief Keef kind of. Let’s just get Let’s just go. This guy is dirty eyeing me. God damn. All right, we get it. That was the most side eye I’ve ever felt in my life. Like, I didn’t hit you, bro. That’s going to ruin my whole day now. His face. I’m shaking right now just thinking about that guy’s stupid ass face. They start driving slower, too. Like they drive slower just so they can look at you. Like this guy was driving slow like this. He gave me the most like [ __ ] I’m driving like [ __ ] right now though. We’re We’re in Italy. We’re in Italy now. All right. So the next place is called La Saleri. Um La Sal, it’s Italy. La Saleri. All right. Anyways, can we just put the text somewhere? Is the text up? This place has gone popping on Tik Tok. It’s It’s basically like a convenience store, but I guess like the Italian dad just makes sandwiches. That’s a very Italian thing. I feel like I think he’s proper Italian. Like he’s not like New York Italian. I don’t know the guy personally. Actually, I have no idea at all what’s going on. Long story short, this guy makes meat in the back, you know? Like he is stuffing meat in the back. And uh apparently like people on TikTok like that. I guess they just like weird things, you know? And the sandwiches look loaded. like just me on me on me on me. It’s like a Diddy party. No, but seriously, um uh Diddy’s in a lot of trouble. So, yeah, this place is popping on TikTok. We’re going to see why, you know. And are Italian sandwiches the best sandwiches? Let’s go. [Music] There were also kids selling bracelets. Yeah, I don’t know why it sounds so creepy here. does not sound appropriate. This was a steal. It costs like a dollar already. This this place has a good rating. Like what place, you know, you get like, you know, some good craft services like this. Bonjour though. All right, we got the Italian sandwich. Let’s go. A bunch of Filipinos were making it. I don’t know if that changes anybody’s opinion. I’m not. That kind of sounded like it was racist, but it’s not. I’m just saying that. Don’t you feel Definitely had a no no out there, though. Uh I think he was the ring leader. I also got a bracelet. So far, we’re doing pretty good. So, this is the most popular sandwich they have. It’s called the house special. You get to pick your own bread. Sounds like someone just hit my car. So, you get to pick your own bread and they stuff it with meat and it’s an Italian sandwich. You guys let me know. This doesn’t really seem like authentic Italian. It kind of seems more like New York deli. All the Italians who watch this video, let me know if this is like an authentic sandwich. Oh. Oh, meats are definitely a 10 out of 10 on this one. This is stuffed to the brim. Oh, m M scrumptious. So, essentially, you got some fig jam, pastrami, mozzarella, tomato, brut, turkey. It’s a meat mountain in here. Let me tell you that. I love this jam. Like, I think I’m starting to turn into like a middle-aged white woman because sometimes all I’m craving is just a chuterie board. I’m understanding now why people be putting in my comments, but it it definitely looks like a mouthful, though. Holy [ __ ] This is so good. It’s definitely a lot of meat in your mouth. Pause. What am I choking on? It went down the wrong hole. Oh my god. It’s definitely got a kick. I think it’s a little bit of the jam and it’s like spicy puto. Um, this is delicious. My biggest thing that I don’t like about this dish is probably the bread. Bread’s a little dry, a little stale. That being said, it’s not bad by any It’s definitely not the worst bread either I’ve tried. The sauce and fig jam on this thing is absolutely gas. Like I feel like a sadi with all the gas in this [ __ ] you know? Like this is busting. The meats are definitely a lot, but the meat’s also moist. So it’s not like a dry, super dry meat in your mouth. It’s very moist. It’s got a lot of flavor in this. The jam’s just delicious. The sauce is definitely 10 out of 10. You definitely got to eat it a lot slower to not die, but this is fire. It also cost me $15. So, so far it’s the most expensive sandwich, but I mean, look at all this meat. This is like to charge for inflation. I mean, this is this makes sense. Oh, I see. There’s also some like spicy peppers in here. And the cheese is amazing. Like, there’s so many good things. It’s definitely kind of spicy, though. I’m sounding like a munchie cake out here, but it definitely got a little bit of spice. It’s got a little bit of spice. Italy got it right. Now, let’s go to our next spot. This place is called New Ho King. Yeah, we’re in Vietnam. You know it’s authentic when you got people selling [ __ ] up front. All right, let’s go. They only accept cash. You know it’s authentic when they only accept cash, but I don’t got cash. So, uh, we going to scratch that one. We’re going to go find another one. I’m sure there’s a bunch of bombie places. I don’t know. I don’t know. I already paid parking. So, this is going to [ __ ] It must be a Thai place around here. What is this? Vietnam. That’s right. Vietnam. All right. Vietnam part two. Let’s go. You can eat transfer. Eat transfer. Yeah, I can. Yeah, I can eat transfer. All right. Yeah. [Music] Next place. We travel to Vietnam. I don’t know why Asian people don’t like credit. This girl asked me if I could cash app her. Like, what? It’s all right, though. She was a very nice lady. You guys are in downtown, check her out. She’s cool. She’s funny. She’s She’s sweet, you know. We got this long ass sub. I’ve had balmy before. It’s kind of crusty. Like it does it. It’s a little bit of a drier bread. So, it definitely is a mess, which I don’t like that part for the balo factor. That being said, the sauces are always delicious. It looks like you got some parsley. Some of it looks a little bit um not the freshest, but that’s okay. You can’t even see it from that side. Some of it’s a little brown. Cucumber, some carrots, and I believe beef. She asked me if I liked it spicy. I said spicy just like you, ma. No, she’s cute, though. I’m falling in love with everybody who works here. I don’t know. It also cost $6. So, so far this is the cheapest sandwich. I love to see just a quick sandwich cuz nowadays people be doing too much. You know what I’m saying? Like people just try to make a just make a [ __ ] sandwich. $15 here, $20 for the Wag Goo. It’s like just give me some meat, some bread. Let me stop yapping and let’s get to eating. Wow. Definitely made a mess. Holy moly. I got to get out for this one. It’s definitely not the best like easiest sandwich to eat in your car. Once again, just for me personally, the bread in a bomi is very flaky. Kind of a little dry. It’s a lot of sub, not a lot of meat. She definitely put some spicy chili oil in it, which actually is amazing. The sauce in the sandwich is amazing. The meats are good, but not a lot of meat. Just a little slip of meat in there. Something where it’s just like, oh, is there meat in me? It’s kind of like a grade eight, you know, slumber party. I don’t know if there’s meat in me. No, but I mean, honestly, it’s good. It’s probably ah, it’s probably the worst one so far cuz the bread’s lacking. The meat’s very minimal. The sauce is good. The balo factor, I mean, she was sweet. What else? The mouth feels a little dry. Don’t get it wrong, this sandwich is very good. I love a bombie sandwich. But as far as the greatest sandwich, the greatest sandwich of all time, it sadly might not crack the top five. I’m sorry. That being said, we got a lot more places to go. So, let’s transport there. All right, let’s just let’s just drive safe to there. Let’s go. I was just thinking to myself, is hamburger a sandwich? Because it is technically meat and bread. Technically speaking, is hot dog a sandwich? What isn’t a sandwich? We in Cuba. They even got the music going on right now. That’s crazy. Next, we take a trip to Cuba. Cuba. I mean, it was a vibe, you know, like I mean, there was a an old Cuban man speaking Spanish to me. I don’t I guess I kind of look Cuban. He started speaking Spanish to me. I just said, “See, see.” I said, “Gracias.” You know, like you could tell that I don’t know Spanish, but he just kept speaking Spanish to me. It was bizarre. But he looked super Cuban. He had the chocolates on. He looked tan even though it’s like not sunny. He was just a vibe. They were playing music. I felt like doing the horchata, you know, like the balo factor as far as customer service and like just the environment was definitely 10. This was $10. This is the cubano uh classic classical classical. It’s kind of a thin sandwich. I don’t know if this is going to satisfy me. They’re lucky I’ve been eating [ __ ] 10 sandwiches all day. It’s literally like a panini sandwich sub kind of thing. It kind of looks like the bomb me if it got smashed into smitherreens. It’s a little slippery and slidy. So essentially it’s just cheese. Oh, there’s a pickle in there. That’s interesting. Uh, black forest ham, mayo. I ain’t going to lie though, it it does seem kind of bust and it looks like there’s some mustard in there, some mutard. No, this is valid. Yeah, this is good. Very simple yet elegant. The meat is just the perfect amount of meat. It’s almost like a grilled cheese panini. Like, it’s literally a panini, I guess. Very simple, but still very delicious. The bread has a nice little crisp, but still very soft on the inside. The cheese is delicious. The ham’s delicious. mustard. Everything’s delicious. I don’t know if it’s a showstopper. Like, I don’t know if I would praise this for being the best sandwich ever, but I would definitely order this. I think this one should have been like $5. I don’t know if I’m cheap. Am I cheap, guys? Let me know. I think 10’s a little steep. Even the bombi was sold for $6, and I feel like the Bali was low-key doing more than this. Nonetheless, it was good. Would I say it’s a showstopper? Like, wow, I’m I’m on a podium and you got the best of the best. You know, you almost have to question if the person did like enhancements type [ __ ] that like I don’t know if this sandwich would be there, but it’s definitely just a sol. It’s like, you know, it’s like it’s like a booty call with the girl, you know, you’re not going to cuff. You know, she’s solid. She’s there, but then eventually you’re going to find a better sandwich out there. And then you kind of have to just you kind of just forget about this sandwich. Let’s go to the next place. All right. Next, we get an Egyptian. Yeah. Got the decor. Nice. It’s like going down into a tomb. No, but seriously, it is kind of scary. I’m eating so many sandwiches. I’mma be walking like an Egyptian to the toilet after this. But uh we got Egypt here. Now, I’m Egyptian and I’ve never heard of this sandwich. I’ve never tried this stuff before. I guess it’s like street food. I’m always down to experiment. So, let’s go. Now, this is like a little tiny slider sandwich. Oh, wow. Got a little bit of a mess factor there, though. Can you see all that? It’s like you got to reach in and get your hands sticky. My Egyptian brothers are not doing too good so far. He kind of [ __ ] up. This kind of looks like [ __ ] It is super drenched in sauce. Let me just try to dip my mouth in there. So, this is the beef shawarma sandwich. The bread looks super moist. I feel like I got to take it out here just for the flick. There you go. There’s the Egyptian beef shawarma sandwich. It only cost $5. So, I’m assuming you just try to throw back a couple cuz I mean inchwise it’s like 3 in. [Music] M gas. It’s good, but it’s also not good. I don’t know how to describe it. It’s good. It’s good. The bread is top tier. It’s so soft. It’s like a cloud. The sauce is also 10 out of 10. I feel like the meat’s also 10 out of 10. But like it’s just not giving me like a classic sandwich, though. You know what I mean? Like when I was over at the deli, classic. When I was over at the Cuban spot, classic. This is kind of like it’s it’s forbidden. I feel like like a little boy who uh peeked under a woman’s dress. Like I feel like I’m sneaky, right? The bread’s soft, but something about just everything is kind of soggy. So the mouth feels kind of lacking, but also they’re Egyptian, you know? So I got to give the balo factor at least at least a 10. This one’s very confusing. I’m going to have to This one This one right here, this one’s going to require me to think a little bit. I need to sit and ponder on this one. We’re going to have to see at the end where this one lies cuz I I need to think about this one. It’s definitely not top contender, but it’s definitely not the worst. It’s just weird. It just feels like it shouldn’t be a thing. Flavors are definitely very Arab inspired. There’s a lot of spice that you wouldn’t usually get in a traditional sandwich. So, it’s a solid sandwich, but maybe not the best. And you know, that’s saying a lot because it’s my people. But, you know, the next place I’m very excited for. So, let’s go for a walk. So, apparently there’s like in this park like Japanese sandwiches. I don’t know. I don’t know where it is, but we’re going to explore and see if we can find these Japanese sandwiches. So, let’s go. Yeah, this is such a weird place to put a [ __ ] sandwich shop, bro. Japan [Music] Kichiwa. First off, it’s in a like a park. I guess it’s kind of cool. Like, it is kind of aesthetic, but it was a little bit difficult to find, and the parking is trash. Also, $15. Disgusting. I don’t care what anybody says. I feel like Japanese people are just allowed to get away with anything because they know that their culture is fire. Cuz those little Japanese people in there, they knew what they were doing. Like this, this looks beautiful. It really does. But $15, I think with a tip, I spent $26. That being said, you can’t deny that this is a beautiful sandwich and it smells delicious. I’m definitely excited, but I feel like for the price, I got to deduct some points because this is probably one of the tiniest sandwiches as well. This one is definitely going down my throat. So, it’s a chicken catsuit. It’s wrapped up in garbage. It’s aesthetic, you know? It’s like poor people aesthetic. I mean, Balenciaga literally comes with the shoes prefing stepped in. I guess it’s kind of like culture now. The bread is super soft, though. Like, it’s kind of like Wonderbread, but better. And it’s like fried chicken, which I love. Pickles. I’m sure everything in the sandwich is going to be delicious. But $15 delicious. I don’t know. All right, we all get it. Bal’s cheap. Let’s uh let’s dig in. [ __ ] How you say [ __ ] Japanese? Because [ __ ] it’s good. I’m pissed. This is one of the best sandwiches, honestly. The bread is so soft. The chicken’s delicious. The sauce is fire. Damn. I understand now why they charge $15. That’s still crazy. I think I took a bit of some of the paper and it is how hungry I was. You know, the only things that I will complain about is it’s kind of messy. It’s kind of small. It’s messy. It’s small and expensive. That’s the biggest problems with this sandwich. But the sandwich itself is fire. Like I feel like this should be like $10 max. And even that is steep. But if we’re just saying like for real, like I bet these things in Japan are in the 7-Eleven and they’re probably like a dollar for this. That being said, it is delicious. It tastes like there’s like a mix of Dijon, sweet chili sauce, mayo. [ __ ] this might be the best one. I don’t know, honestly, guys. I don’t even know what I don’t even remember the rating. This This is going to be the most uneducational video. I’m going to forget what I was rating things. This might be better than the Italian in my opinion. But I feel like just because of the price and the messiness, like I can’t get it’s not like a sandwich is not a rich man’s game. A sandwich is like you just work, you know, a full-time shift. you come home, your wife made you a good sandwich. Like the good old days. This might be a little too fancy for me, but it’s good. I’m going to have to look at my my ratings cuz at this point, I don’t know what’s going to be the number one spot, but this is definitely top five. No denying at all that that one was top five. Like, I’m even licking my fingers. We are most definitely getting better. I We got to check out the next spot. So, let’s go. H man. Sometimes I feel like my relationship with food is kind of wild. Like cuz now I feel like I’m I’m just eating to for work. Especially since I eat so many one stars and so much like crazy food. I don’t know, man. I might blow up, man. I might be like And not in a good way. Not in like a a million subscriber way. I’m thinking more like a Niko Avocado before kind of way. I just don’t know if I could let myself get like that. No offense to Niko. I mean, he did his thing. I just wonder if like maybe this is like foreshadowing. Like we’re watching this video in like 4 years I’m going to be a balloon. I’m very competitive. So, like I feel like if you guys want me to get fat, I’ll do it. I’ll do a lot of things for like attention. 1,000 likes on this video, I’ll gain 100 lbs. No, I wouldn’t. But honestly, it would there’d be I could I could make a number though, for sure. That’s the thing. That’s the thing with me is there’s always a number. Sometimes the numbers are high, but there’s a number because some people be like, “No, there’s no way. I would never do anything like that.” I would. We’re in India. We’re not actually in India, but you get it, right? cuz like it’s the the sandwich. Okay, next we traveled down the Silk Road and we ended up in India. Once again, this is kind of like the Egyptian place. I don’t know any sandwiches that are like famous in India or Egypt. I’m trying to think of other countries that I’ve never really heard of a sandwich. There’s not many African sandwiches either. I don’t know what this is going to be like. Wo! It’s kind of like a burger. This is very intricate. So, these are called vada pav. You got a little spicy little pepper right there. Man, I don’t know what this is. So, we got this little patty. Uh, and you pretty much have a burger bun. I feel like I got to get some of this sauce in there, though. Like, I got to get the best rating right now. What’s this sauce? This little green oopy goopy drippy sauce. Oh, that’s delicious. It’s like a cilantro dressing. It’s very good. All my Indian people, let me know. Is vod pa very popular? There you go. Looks pretty good. Once again, I don’t know what the patty is, though. That’s That’s my main concern is I don’t want it squirting in my mouth. I don’t want no surprises. But let’s just dig in. [Music] It’s good. It is good. It is good. It’s It’s It’s veggie. I’m not seeing a lick of meat in here. And we all know when I made the criteria for a sandwich, it’s it’s meat day. If it doesn’t have meat, it’s it’s probably I feel like just because there’s no meat, you know. I’m sorry for all my vegan and veggie people out there, but there’s got to be some sort of kind of protein, maybe. As far as taste, it is very tasty. It’s very moist. It’s kind of like a potato patty. The bread’s very soft, which I like. There’s a little kick of uh spice in there, too, for sure. It kind of tickles the back of your yugula. And I mean, mouth feel, it’s very moist. It is very moist in my mouth. The balo factor, you know, it’s just it’s good. It’s It’s not I don’t want to say this is the worst sandwich, but it’s kind of the worst sandwich. But it’s not because it’s [ __ ] It’s just doesn’t feel like a sandwich, you know? Like it feels like it’s just not it. But I like it, you know? Like I feel like I’m gaslighting myself right now. I don’t hate this at all. It just It’s like compared to the other sandwiches, the other sandwiches felt more sandwichy. This feels like, you know, we could just skip the bread and just eat the [ __ ] patty. Like I kind of feel like it’s just this. No, the bread does elevate it though. I don’t think it’s going to be cracking my top five. And you know, you guys follow me not because I say what you want to hear. I know there’s a lot of Indians out there and I know a lot of you guys are probably like typing in the comments, you know, some bloody Banshee type [ __ ] I love my Indian people. I love Indian food. But as far as sandwich, does is this the best sandwich I’ve ever had? It’s very good, but it’s not it’s not a sandwich. I’m sorry. Honestly, India, you should just be happy you made the list. When I looked up best sandwiches in the world, this came up. So already just be proud that you you know you’re you’re you get the participant award. So, you know, keep your head up. gonna be okay. You guys are good at so many other things. That being said, let’s get to our next spot. I want me food. Um, Jamaica. Uh, what else do they say? Uh, Miyad. I don’t know. I’m tired, guys. It’s been a long day. I don’t even I I know way more Padswan than just that, but I I swear to God I know more PWA. Okay, look at all these sandwiches. Sandwich. Sandwich. Sandwich. These guys know what sandwiches are about, man. Wagwan. Jamaican sandwich. Now, I don’t know if I said in the beginning of this that we’re only trying traditional sandwiches. I don’t Did I say that? I think you guys should know from now on. I don’t even remember half the things I say. So, just don’t don’t listen to me all the way cuz I definitely don’t think this is a traditional thing. But I’ve been seeing always on Tik Tok, Instagram, all these places, these stuffed Jamaican patty sandwiches. So essentially here, you got French fries, uh, cocoa bread, a Jamaican patty, obviously some some jerk chicken just stuffed in there. I think there’s coleslaw as well. Like this is looking like a mountain of a sandwich. It’s got oxtail gravy. Like this guy is a thickana. I mean, this is definitely a mouthful. As far as meat goes, this sandwich is one of the heaviest. Like look at that. This is a thick boy. We’re at We’re at the end of this, guys. Let’s just Let’s just [ __ ] eat it. [Music] They did their thing. They did their thing. I’m so glad we ended it on a good one. This is delicious. I do think the fries I’m not really a fan of like fries in a sandwich, me personally, cuz I know like Greeks also do like fries and like gyros. Not my thing. I feel like it just dries out the sandwich. Personally, I will still hog it down. I would remove the fries. I don’t know why that became a thing. Even for like chicken on rice shawarma, they started just adding fries. Why? Why are we adding fries into everything? When did that become a thing? I guess they just said, “Fuck it.” Cuz usually the fries are on the side and they’re like, “You know what? Like these people are just getting bigger and bigger backs. Let’s just shove it into the sandwich as well.” They’ll just It’s all going down the same way, right? I mean, some people don’t even like chew. They just swallow like a whale. Cuz whales don’t chew. Whales just be Like they dead, don’t chew. I always wonder that because whales literally just be taking in the ocean in their mouth. Anyways, let’s focus on the sandwich. Delicious. The bread is super soft. I love a good soft bread. I don’t know. I don’t like scratchy bread. The oxtail gravy is slapping. It’s absorbing all that jerk chicken. The jerk chicken seasoning is delicious. The beef patty is delicious. There’s a lot of carbs. Like between the fries and the patty and the cocoa bread, it’s a lot. It’s a It’s a mouthful for sure. Surprisingly, it’s not the driest thing. I did take off some of the fries. I think that’s why it’s contributing to the lack of dryness cuz I think if I put those fries in there, too, it’s just too much. But the jerk chicken is delicious. Now, this is a sandwich with meat. You know, you need that meat. It’s not a It’s not a meal without some meat. It really is a weekend and I’m sitting in my car just eating 10 10 sandwiches. I feel like the [ __ ] characters in Wall-E when they just [ __ ] wheel off to the [ __ ] next food slop and watch [ __ ] Tik Tok, man. I feel like this is up there, too. You know, honestly, overall, they’re all good. I don’t even know what’s what’s good and what’s bad. But, I mean, it’s kind of impressive that like it’s the end of the day and I’m still like I’m actually eating this. This is definitely a filler. This is going to be a belly buster. I kind of have an idea of what will be kind of lower, but as far as the top ones, I don’t know which ones are going to be the top. I got to add this stuff up. So, uh, let’s get going. Deciding the best sandwich is no easy feat. I was up for days. I mean, some sandwiches had great bread. Some sandwiches had even better meat. I knew what I do today will impact millions. But you came here for a decision, and that’s what I’m going to do. [Music] The results are in. [Music] I used my phone. I wanted it to look like suspenseful, but yeah, I I took the notes on my phone. With that out the way, let’s see who really has the best sandwich in the world. All the sandwiches were great. Nothing was [ __ ] This kind of looks like [ __ ] but there does have to be a winner. So, let’s uh let’s go. Let’s get to it. Now coming in at last with a bread score of eight, meats zero, sauce six, mouth feel six, bal factor six. Coming in at last unfortunately was the Indian sandwich. I know, I know, I know, I know. I’m so sorry. Not having meat just really destroyed the dish. Better luck next year. Coming in at number eight, we have the Bammy sandwich. Now, the lady was super nice, super cute. I mean, we had such great competition, and unfortunately, she still came in second last. I gave bread a four, meats a six, the sauce a 7.5. I said before, I always like the sauce and bomb me, and I’m going to stick to that. The mouth feel was a four, the bal factor a 7. So, in total, the balmy sandwich got a 28.5 out of 50. That’s like what, a D? It’s not too bad. Coming in at number seven, we have the Canadian sandwich. You know, it was just a bagel. I wouldn’t really say that this is a Canadian bagel, even though they claimed it was. I think they’re [ __ ] liars. Coming in at number six. Now, this one took me a lot of pondering. I really had to think about this one because I was definitely confused in the rating. I like the sandwich, but I didn’t love the sandwich either. And that would unfortunately be the Egyptian sandwich. This just didn’t scream classic sandwich. I’m I’m sorry. Now, on to the top five. I’m getting a little creamy in my seat. Coming in at number five, we have the Cuban sandwich. Now, this sandwich was delicious. I did feel like it was a little bit basic, so it was kind of hard to put it at like top three. But that being said, I think having it dead in the middle was perfect because I could easily have this sandwich every day and not get tired of it. Clearly, when I was making this, I just said eight. I don’t know if I was really thinking on this one, but I I still stick to my thing. Everything was really good, but nothing was out of this world. Coming in at number four, it was really, really, really close. We gave, which number was this? We gave the fourth on the list, the French. This was the first sandwich I tried. And honestly, we really started off strong. The dude gave me a croissant. Like, are we really going to pretend like it’s not a 10. But the sandwich itself was busting. So, yeah. Four French people, 41 out of 50. Man, I’m realizing this is very close. Now is the top three. Coming in at number three. This was hard, guys. This was hard. I got to give it to the Italian sandwich. I gave bread a seven. I felt like the bread was a little dry. I mean, it’s in a convenience store. Super cool, super authentic. I got a bracelet, you know, like there was so many cool things at that place. So, they got a total of 43 out of 50. Well, I guess this determines it all. Coming in at number two, I gave bread an eight, meats a 10, sauce a nine, mouth feel a seven, bal factor a 10. Coming in at number two with a score of 44 out of 50, I gave it to the Jamaican sandwich. I know, I know. And I’m I’m gonna tell you why. For one, I don’t think it’s the most traditional sandwich. The only reason why it’s not number one is because they put fries in it. It just made it very dry. And I took off fries. But technically speaking, if I ate it the way it was supposed to be eaten, there would have been those fries in there, and I really probably wouldn’t have liked it as much. The cocoa bread was delicious. The oxtail gravy delicious. Jamaican patty delicious. It was just a solid sandwich. I feel like it’s just a man’s sandwich. But that would mean coming in at number one. Number one, the Japanese sandwich. The interesting thing about the Japanese sandwich is I gave it a balo factor of seven, which isn’t that great. I felt like it was so expensive I had to deduct points. But even with that deduction on the balo factor, it still came in at number one. I think it was probably the softest bread I had. That chicken katsu was to die for, giving it a total of 45 out of 50. That being said, let me know in the comments what you think is the best sandwich. Let me know if I missed a sandwich. Let me know if you think I am just completely full of other than that, I’ll see you guys next week. Peace. [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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France 🇫🇷
CROQUE MONSIEUR
Grilled sandwich with prosciutto, melted cheese, and buttered bread. Served with a free croissant on the side. Moist bread, rich cheese, minimal sauce. A French classic.

Canada 🇨🇦
BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH
Egg, cheese, lettuce, sausage, and tomato jam on a toasted bagel. Sweet Dijon sauce with a little spice. Messy but flavorful.

Italy 🇮🇹
ITALIAN DELI SANDWICH
Pastrami, mortadella, mozzarella, fig jam, spicy peppers. Piled high on fresh bread. Huge portion, bold flavors, bread slightly dry.

Vietnam 🇻🇳
BANH MI
Crispy baguette with beef, carrots, cucumber, cilantro, and spicy chili oil. Light on meat, heavy on crunch. Flavorful sauces, messy to eat.

Cuba 🇨🇺
CUBANO
Panini‑style sandwich with ham, cheese, mustard, pickles, and buttered bread. Simple yet elegant. Toasted crisp outside, soft inside.

Egypt 🇪🇬
BEEF SHAWARMA SANDWICH
Soft bread stuffed with spiced beef and rich garlic sauce. Messy, heavily sauced, bold spices. Unique flavor profile.

Japan 🇯🇵
CHICKEN KATSU SANDO
Fried chicken cutlet with sweet chili mayo on ultra‑soft bread. Beautiful presentation, small portion, expensive but incredibly delicious.

India 🇮🇳
VADA PAV
Vegetarian potato patty with spicy cilantro chutney. Soft bun, moist texture, unique kick. Tasty but missing the meat factor.

Jamaica 🇯🇲
JAMAICAN PATTY SANDWICH
Coco bread stuffed with jerk chicken, oxtail gravy, fries, and a beef patty. Heavy, flavorful, and packed with meat.

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