Tender Lovin’ Cannibal – FULL DEMO – with Bob Velseb Voiced by Corey LeVier!!
time slows as you consider your options there has
to be something you can do flirt aggressively a sweet thing like yourself ought to watch
what you say around folks you’ve just met why you got to say it like that [Music] Bobby
hello and welcome to my YouTube channel I am espoir du vide and oh my God it’s happening
oh my God okay it’s happening it’s happening what’s the procedure what’s the procedure
what’s the procedure it’s [Music] happening game that I and many others have been following
about Bob velseb finally has a demo out now so excited I may have jumped straight out of bed
and started recording as soon as I learned I think the game’s only been out for 3 hours so
join me as we play the demo of tender loving cannibal breaking news PELO news that’s right
all right fellow news yes let’s go um what happened what what’s going on oh oh oh that oh
oh that that’s horrible oh no oh no and the News no more breaking tonight they already broke
someone over that not now that’s it no more news all righty I just started
up the game s your p in my face this going to be a good game Tater
this going to be a good game Hues of pink and blue dance in the sky as
streaks of sunlight Peak through the clouds the moving truck you rented is finally
driving off a few of your boxes left sitting on the sidewalk beside you you moving alone
is no easy task cool I got jump scared by the sunset wishing you had a friend to help you
You Haul the rest of the boxes inside and set them down in a nearby closet your new home
looks Barren just barely made habitable by Furniture you’ve managed to drag through the
door oh if if only a gigantic man in a red suit would come and help me now that your
stuff is situ situated you’re aching for a break voices exiting your new home you Trail
down the sidewalk it’s lighter out now though the sun remains hidden by wispy clouds very
pretty very nice a newspaper lands abruptly at your feet stopping you in your tracks it’s
nearly smudged beyond recognition despite the weathered state of the page you attempt to read
it on Jan January 2nd yet another person was declared missing eyewitnesses report the
individual having last been seen at the newly reopened Family Restaurant missing before
you have time to finish reading the concerning headline an autumn breeze sweeps it away the
cold air nipping fiercely at your skin a is that me I’m cute you can’t help but shiver at the
sensation maybe it would have been smart to wear an actual coat today no we don’t go we don’t
wear coats in the winter I sweat too easily your walk continues albeit with a quickened
pace thanks to this newly gained information cute the quiet doesn’t last long as you hear the
faint rumbling of a car engine steadily growing louder slow down boys slow down boys boys oh jeez
your turn has the vehicle abruptly screeches to halt beside you uh-oh are these the two policemen
these guys look too Shifty to be those two if the discomfort of the biting chill wasn’t enough
the car doors quickly burst open am I being detained who are you fools two police
officers get out of the vehicle chatting amongst themselves as they approach you great
once the officers come closer it becomes apparent that neither of them wear a badge oh who are
you two Collective heads of knuckle their bare bones blue uniforms at least help distinguish
them from normal citizens you there excuse me I’ve got some questions to ask I didn’t
know everyone was voiced whose voice is that I know the actual Bob Bel voice actors
in this game to call this sudden would be an understatement is this about that time you stole
a candy bar you were just a kid uh yeah is there something you need what do you know about
the disappearances in this town you’re not the kidnapper are you what break yourself fool
why are you pointing a gun and/or a pipe at me sir oh the officer’s tie rate is cut off when
their partner already looking completely fed up with the situation SL them on the back of the
head thank you disappearances kidnapper who me that was enough to make anyone’s heart rate
Spike before the Panic sets in too much the other officer speaks up in a calmer more soothing voice
sorry about my partner there they can get a bit intense around people especially given everything
that’s been happening it’s okay I guess I would be pretty high strung too with all that’s going on
the cop awkwardly scratches the back of his head yeah and with things being so rough we have to be
extra careful so I’m going to need to see some ID and make it snappy shush I haven’t got my ID sorry
both officers look perplexedly at you before the confusion can turn to suspicion you speak again I
just moved here that’s why I can still give you my information my name is clever way of entering
your name being interrogated by two cops that don’t have a badge you know what actually what
I should say dang it I was going to write in I don’t feel comfortable speaking to you without a
lawyer the policeman lowers his glasses grinning at you over the tinted frames sounds good I’ll
keep that in mind pal m by the way I prefer to go by she her I see thanks for letting me know
the shorter officer looks you up and down as you speak visibly trying to memorize your appearance
since you’re apparently new around here I’ll give you this bit of advice why is that guy sweating so
much be careful my partner wasn’t joking when they said people have been going missing we’ve got our
eyes on you Buckaroo if we hear you’ve tried any funny business we’re reporting you to the chief
right away no my Shenanigans are cheeky and fun oh no we shouldn’t pass the case to him he’s grumpy
enough as it is we won’t have to if the Newbie behaves you guys are dropping lore without
another word the policemen ho back into their vehicle the tires squeal a shrill tune when the
car tears off down the road leaving you in a cloud of dust coughing as the car disappears
into the distance you’re a bit shaken by the confrontation wow I’ve been here for less than a
day and I’m already getting profiled well I mean there is a crazy murderer going around probably
more than one to add on to everything else your empty stomach is growling insistently un packing
took longer than expected leaving no time for breakfast it’s safe to say you’re starving maybe
I should get something to eat before I head home your brow furrows as you wonder what places are
open and within walking distance before you can begin your journey to hunt down a Food Spot the
sound of excited chatter catches your attention I’m so cute in this I want to wear that you come
to a halt in front of a large glass window curing Meats hang on display and just past it you
could see a bunch of happy patrons Burgers eh they’re probably cheap and feeling enough what
could possibly go wrong let me just let me just save real quick let me just save always save
after a character says what could possibly go wrong oh no him big the wanted poster in the
far left I think it says what the fluff he’s out again wait a minute is that Mabel over there
is that Mabel Pines Mabel Pines is that you with renewed enthusiasm you push the glass door open as
a bell Jingles cheerfully from above upon entering you’re pleasantly greeted with a warm and aromatic
atmosphere various people sit in the diner making small talk and enjoying their food like clockwork
the chatter is drowned out by a voice calling out from further in the building just a minute please
I’ll be with with you shortly the light southern accent mixed with his deep tones sounds like
butter Savory and smooth oh no why do I feel like I’m going to be called out by this game for
loving Bob velseb too much the man it belongs to has a big toothy grin it almost seems too big to
be genuine what you you don’t trust that guy that looks like a very trustable guy yet here he stands
happily taking orders and humming a soft tune to himself a badge is pinned to his chest proudly
displaying his name Bob Bob Bob’s a good guy sorry about that what can I get for you Burgers
Hamburgers please I I am kind of hungry I literally did just jump out of bed as soon as I
heard this game was out his over-the-top smile brings chills down your spine you ignore it
as best as you can while you take a moment to properly browse the menu uh jelly meal crabby
patty Bob special oh I’d like Bob special I don’t even I I don’t even know what that would imply
what what’s the special Bob ooh made with love hot achievements you hesitantly point to your menu
item of choice having a small notepad already out the employee nods and jots down your order before
casting his gaze back towards you your heart skips a beat listening to him speak sure no problem
[Music] darling anything else a nice big side plate of you sir the nickname rolls effortlessly
off his tongue heat rises in your cheeks making you sputter in response as you try to think of
anything other than the impromptu endearment uh Loco Cola yeah that’s everything the last sentence
came out much quieter than you had intended the employees eyebrows raise his expression unreadable
for a fleeting moment he suddenly Squints and his smile widens before he bursts into a
hearty laugh you give him a smile in return his laughter soon subsides but its warmth remains
say I ain’t never seen you here before you knew in town like no joke I would be so flustered
and flirting you lean against one of the bar stools humming to yourself in thought before
settling your arms on the cool marble counter uh what if I am big guy that’s great the town’s
always been too quiet for my taste it’ll Pretty nice to have someone around who can shake things
up me you’ll probably forget I’m even here I’m in my room I’ll try not to let you down anyway I got
here this morning and was feeling too lazy to cook so here I am well then nice to meet you it ain’t
often people come around these parts anymore m- he hesitates looking as though he wants to say
more your food will be done in a sec why don’t you take a seat after all you must be tired
he looks nice enough maybe even someone you’d want to get to know more your thoughts are cut
short when you realize you’re still standing at the front yeah you’re right I’ll go but thank you
for being so nice of course you smile to yourself as you push away from the counter leaving to
find an empty Booth close by you sit down at a corner Booth idly observing the table setting
salt and pepper shakers an old napkin dispenser and a laminated menu fail to catch your interest
there’s also some dull scratches along the surface of the booth you squint slightly trying to make
out some sort of faded writing only snapping back to attention when a plate of food is set down
in front of you you go hun I’m going to giggle like a mouse every time he calls me a nickname
thanks while I’m here you need anything else well uh apologize for the slow order it
wasn’t that slow was it I wanted to apologize for earlier taking so long to order I didn’t
mean to hold up the line like that Bob waves dismissively his demeanor seems unshakable
even when sheer awkwardness is staring him dead in the face think nothing of it sweetheart
I’ve seen folks take much longer to buy way less when he he finally turns from you and walks away
you can hear him humming a tune to himself it’s unrecognizable to you and barely audible beneath
the music playing from the diner speakers maybe you’ll get a chance to ask him about it soon m
is that some subtle foreshadowing with a sigh of resignation you grab your burger with one hand
and check your phone with the other burger no messages ha nobody’s checked up on on you since
you moved away your family has given you very little apart from Radio silence and some pocket
change and Trauma don’t forget about the trauma even though it’s pretty discouraging at least
you’re starting to connect with people here maybe this is where you can start fresh you
slide your phone into your pocket and stand up from your booth waving goodbye to the cashier
upon exiting the diner you’re instantly met with a cold gust of wind that spreads Goosebumps down
your arms n Bob BOBSUNE Miku that actually that looks like a really fun costume I want to
dress up as Bobsune Miku once you check the time on your phone the display confirms it to
be late afternoon you start walking at a Brisk Pace feeling full of food and ready to explore
dozens of nondescript stores land the street none of them capturing your interest at one
point you even end up passing by the police station and mentally note its location mhm as
you’re marching down the sidewalk you spot a colorful building pictures of delicious sweets
cover the windows ooh beckoned by the call of tantalizing treats you start approaching the
door unfortunately mere seconds before you open it a group of teens rush out ah they slam into you
nearly knocking you to the ground in the process heaps of candy spill from their hands and bags
the shortest one recovers first glaring up at you as his friends frantically Salvage their
fallen candy hey watch it another boy this one wearing a beanie shes him before politely
addressing you sorry about that uh we got to go quickly gesturing to his friends the group
grabs what remains of the candy before running off you blink staring at the dust cloud the
group has kicked up in their wake what was that all about you shrug off the encounter as you
push open the door you smell an intoxicating Aroma of sugar Kevin a once you enter you see an
employee frantically sweeping a candy littered floor oh that’s not Kevin yeah I thought
they looked a little different not Kevin she twitches at the sound of the door closing
behind you and looks at you with wide worried eyes after a moment she seems to calm down
welcome to the candy Club my name is Kelsey how may I help you a not Kevin but Kelsey cute
do you need help you don’t look good sis do you need help this place looks trashed and why is
there a happy F inside that thing oh uh oh no I’m fine silly me left the store unattended again
a I stepped outside for a smoke break that I had no business taking then boom before you know it
disaster strikes she sigh sullenly looking down at the floor a this is the third time this month
those brats stole candy the candy on the floor looks suspiciously similar to the treats you’d
seen in those teens hands it’s safe to assume the poor clerk had just been robbed and you watched
the perpetrators get away what am I going to do tackle a kid I can help clean up if you want or I
can pay for whatever they stole I don’t have much though a Kelsey’s eyes light up she grips the
broom tightly beaming with Newfound gratitude oh thank you so much I can’t believe You’ do
something like that a you help collect the wasted candy and deposit it into the trash while Kelsey
restocks what was stolen with some time and elbow grease the floor looks spicc and span I guess I
should pay for that candy now you really don’t have to do that I’ll just put it on their tab
candy tab one of their moms always pays for what they steal she’s a real handful oh yeah I forgot
one of one of their M the middle kid his mom is Rich isn’t she well I’d still feel bad if I came
here and didn’t get anything where are the Nerds gummy clusters or KUSAGAI strawberry gummies
instead you pluck a bag of mixed candy off a nearby shelf various wrapped chocolates and
toffees rattle inside as you place the package on the counter Kelsey drops her broom letting it
clatter to the floor as she quickly ducks behind the register to ring up your purchase a she’s
so happy and will that be all you mistake me Kelsey what you may have heard is that I said I
want a lot of nerds gummy clusters what I meant is I want all of your nerds gummy clusters she
lowers her voice secretively you don’t have to buy anything more it’s just the stores policy to
say that every time H yeah that’s all KO shouldn’t overdo it your declaration is bold and loud just
for the sake of duping any security cameras nearby Kelsey giggles at your acting prow before ringing
up the package of candy and handing it back Money Changes hands with you leaving a bit of change
behind as a tip for her a she certainly deserves it after the day she’s had as your interaction
with the cashier comes to a halt you take one final look around the store you absolutely have to
come back in the future the collection of sweets is super impressive and wait yeah are are you
seeing the thing the doll in the thing over there something doesn’t feel right oh your eyes dart
back to the windows at the front of the building allowing you to just barely catch a glimpse of the
Silhouettes moving beyond the plane oh oh those guys a formation of fleeting figures is the only
thing you can really make out before they vanish from sight taking a couple steps away from the
cash register and closer to the window your eyes narrow as you try to figure out where they went
hey are you okay I just saw some suspicious hooded characters still unsettled you whirl around to
face her yeah I just Kelsey clings to the counter startled by the sudden alarm stop it this time the
sudden noise causes you both to jump before you get the chance to ask Kelsey what the beeping was
she starts ushering you towards the back door door she even goes as far as to snag her previously
discarded broom to sh you away hey what the quick you you have to go before my coworker finds out
I was slacking off and I have to finish cleaning that mess her borderline rambling mixed with the
occasional pokes of the broom make it impossible for you to get a word in edgewise what the sugar
is a Lie the sugar is a lie stop writing on what before you know it you’re shoved out into
the alleyway the back door slams shut behind you and you can faintly hear Kelsey call
out to you from the other side sorry and it was nice meeting you take care a why’d you
have to put me out the back door what a rushed conversation that cashier might actually have
been more High Strung than the police well I mean there are a bunch of like murder kidnappings
happening and a shady hooded group running around now alone in the dingy back street you look up and
spot the darkening sky above you time definitely got away from you while you were talking to
Kelsey and it’s best to head home before it gets too dark out navigating your way out of the
literal Maze of Roads is a real challenge but eventually you make your way back home first
thing I noticed is the little little SR pelo looking spark plugs and the spring trap portrait
have I been to fight Five Nights at Freddy’s the stars twinkle above you as you stumble inside
drained by the eventful day with exhaustion at the Forefront of your mind you quickly make
your way towards your bed you’re out like a light before your head can hit the pillow but
your sleep is by no means a dreamless one am I going to have dreams of cute red guys ooh a vast
expanse lays stretched out before you grasses and weeds seem to rise and curl Beneath Your
Feet never slowing never stopping the ground feels unstable the sky somehow off chancing
a glance upwards is like staring off into a yawning Abyss a Chasm accompanied by countless
and fathomless things that world up there is far beyond the world down here but Echoes of it
still sing a droning Melody to you it’s beautiful a sense of loneliness persists but you’re not
alone surely not in a place as large as this right uh I mean those stars are really
pretty oh wait doesn’t the stars mean something in in in in in the spooky
month don’t the stars mean something these stars are way different from the
usual constellations found littering the astral realm the longer you look at them the
more you realize they’re an odd shade of blue yeah those uh what’s what’s going on with these
mountains these mountains far beyond wherever you are now a monolithic mountain range blocks
your way even if you had the mind to see where the path leads it would take forever to make
it anywhere and who knows what’s hiding in those Hills grass veiling the ground a thick fog
spreads far into the mountains where is it coming from every gasp for breath is shallow you’re
starting to get dizzy yeah what what these those eyes up there are you sure you want to
keep looking at the stars no let me just save all right let’s take a gander at those Stars
that’s the that’s the thing isn’t it yeah sure n ah oh whoops oh no oh oh oh dear
no novice oculis maybe I shouldn’t have done that a sudden Breeze whips through
the field causing the grass to rattle in an ominous chorus the silent chill that
follows pierces through your skin and into your very Bones the night is peaceful but its
bitterness is unrelenting your eyes flutter a little endless quiet engulfs your senses the
desire for for sleep is hard to overcome but I’m already asleep or am I laying down on the
soft grass and staring into nothingness it’s a nice way to go go yeah my thought’s exactly go
go way where a cluster of stars above twinkle merrily at your plight they whisper to one
another giggling and looking at you all the while you look back at them determining how you
will respond what what up what up Stars uh what what do you say to the Stars I’m nervous what’s
up I don’t know if this is the way to decipher it suppos to hear this sh who are you andw hear the verse of sore of the sound
ah did I accidentally summon something uh no [Music] story you are of the story you together I am the eyes of the universe
and I will show my end yes [Music] your conversation seems to stretch on
into Infinity keeping track of your own words becomes a long forgotten need the world
unravels around you as you slowly slip away into an impossible deep sleep am I dead am I dead am I
dead before I got the smooch Bob no espoir wake up am I not dead well you know having a dream about
communicating with the cosmos wakefulness doesn’t come easily it crawls back into your mind like a
wounded animal hesitant and weak the world around you only appears as blurred shapes and Contours
before the finer details come back into Focus I just got to put on my glasses a bead of sweat
runs down your face burning hot yet feverishly cold it feels like you’re sick but that can’t
be right you were fine before going to bed now that’s what happens when you when you get
the seasonal allergies and you sleep with the window open your hands are littered with divots
imprinted into your flesh judging by the hints of blood beneath your fingertips this was your own
doing did you have a nightmare no need to dwell on that there are things you need to do today day
right you should get ready to go w w that’s a lot of clickables Boss all right everything in the
house that’s worth stealing is nestled safely in here this cabinet alone is responsible for half
of the keys on your key ring that’s because it contains your hats beanies of varying Shades
Clips pins and other headwear are all lined up in neat rows you’d buy a set of foam heads to put
them on but there’s not enough room you take down your favorite accessory and put it on your head
the shelves haven’t been filled your books still tucked away in one of the many unpacked boxes
you’ll get to them eventually just not today what’s this lamp doing it’s just a cheap lamp it
has a crack on one side but you’ve angled it so the fracture is facing the wall at all times uh
dresser inside are a few knickknacks mostly easy access stuff a box of tissues some paper clips a
spare phone case there’s also a pair of earrings that you quickly put on thankfully they’re made of
a material you aren’t allergic to a bed the bed is made or close to it anyways it’s not unbearable
to look at despite how much you tossed and turn last night its sheets are dotted with blood
but that can be cleaned up later taking a peak beneath the edge of the bed reveals a couple of
pairs of shoes you select them most comfortable parents slip them on uh get this sunlight out of
here you close your curtains not only is it for the sake of your privacy but your safety as well
uh what’s this painting doing it’s a little bunny staring at you judgmentally oh so it’s Robbie the
rabbit don’t you have things to do better hop to it who who’s this person here it’s just a normal
photo RH why are you so focused on this again but whom is this person all right what’s this plant
doing an ancient succulent it’s in need of water yeah sure in a last ditch effort to save your
little friend you run to the kitchen and fill a glass with water after dumping the stuff into
the succulent soil you breathe a sigh of relief as its withered leaves visibly perk up a only
a little though an outlet you’ve been tempted to stick a fork into Outlet lets before but
you’re old enough to know better what’s in the dressers you don’t own enough outfits to really
warrant a wardrobe until you find your footing your clothes are folded and kept in here after
a bit of digging you find a clean pair of pants and a fine shirt sweet put on my spooky month
Halloween dress on November the 3rd now what’s this what’s this dummy mannequin puppet here
it’s just a mannequin it’s usually testing out the latest Styles but right now it’s fairly under
dressed I don’t think I know anyone who just has a mannequin in their house the shelves aren’t yet
filled your book’s still tucked away in one of the many unpacked boxes like this one that says this
way and it’s in the wrong way a lamp a fluorescent desk light perfect to illuminate the finer details
of whatever you decide to read chair your comfiest chair its legs of some somehow survived some
unfortunate impacts while it was being moved in here if you squint hard enough at your door jam
there’s still a faded scratch or two from those incidents what’s this eh upon further inspection
you find your house keys wedged into a gap in the cushions how did those get there after you’ve put
together the most important pieces of your outfit and gotten your keys you determine that you’re
ready to leave breakfast can be sorted out later hey don’t you go without breakfast sunlight
Embraces you as you step outside momentarily blinding you at the same time it takes a bit
before your vision clears forcing you to Blink away the bright spots that take ages to fade now
that you’re finally out of the house memories of locations and streets come flowing back you can
choose where to go more easily than yesterday uh let’s go see Bubby but home M cheese crackers
and olives ooh but Bobby let’s go see Bobby seeing some grounding normality from whatever it is you
had dreamed about the night prior you make your way over to boys and grills the diner opens up
before you as you slip inside consistent hum of low chatter fills your ears coming from the crowd
around you beyond the sea of social anxiety you hear the sound of Bob calling out orders as he
works the grill is he alone does he not have a bus boy does he need one Does He Man the register
and make the B is he really alone now you need to figure out what to do to catch his attention
uh let’s get in line let’s not be crazy here cutting in front of the other customers to try to
flag Bob down is out of the question joining the line is the most polite thing to do and it’ll
be easier to get Bob’s attention that way and to get a delicious Boer sliding in behind the
last person in the line you patiently wait and wait and and wait oh no and wait oh no the voice
of the cashier snaps you out of your days making you jolt as the employee speaks to you oh okay is
he not alone welcome to boys and girls what can I do for you sorry I just need to you lean around
the confused employee spotting Bob not too far away waving to catch his attention you frantically
move your arm about in the hopes that he notices huh thankfully he does before you make a fool
out of yourself again well who’s that cutie pie there it’s great to see you again darling what
brings you around [Music] here you pause for a moment arm no longer flailing before summoning
the courage to speak maybe we could chat if that’s not a bother I mean despite your best efforts a
lack of certainty is evident to in your voice Bob looks fixedly at you for a moment before his
face returns to its usual smile I’ll tell you what my break starts in about he Trails off as he
glances at the diner’s clock 10 minutes I’ll chat all you like then deal sure see you then let’s
get a boa Bob returns to his spot by the grill the time slowly Ticks by as you watch the patrons
finish their food then trickle out the door one by one when about 5 minutes have passed this people
watching session is interrupted by the approach of an employee they wear a similar uniform to Bob
but a far different expression on their face hey you’ve been here for a hot minute can I get you
anything or show you to a different seat V Vina Fanny are you’re trying to kick me out Vina this
booth is usually reserved for families me sitting all alone in a gigantic Booth oh sorry I’m waiting
on someone it won’t take long he should be here in just a few minutes the employee Squints at you
for a moment then they shrug right sorry for the trouble then if you need anything wave me over and
I can take your order Burgers must have Burgers without waiting for another response the employee
turns and walks off towards another occupied table thankfully the rest of your weight is quite
uneventful customers come and go in droves but none of them try to initiate conversation some
other employees spare you passing glances but even they leave you alone good to know
Bob’s not alone here the wanted poster guys this is so for real we want him so bad he
is so hot he kills people though so uh capture him they’re so real for that once enough
time has passed you don’t notice a shadow being cast Over You Until the man
responsible for it waves awkwardly to get your attention sorry for being
late I hope I didn’t make you wait too long he waits for you to gesture that he’s welcome
to sit before he settles into the seat in front of you the name’s B though I bet you could have
figured that out by reading my name plate he pauses before holding his hand out for you to
shake shake his hand shake his gigantic loving lovingly meaty hand I mean this is supposed to be
an introduction right I’m espoir nice to meet you you return the handshake with some amount of
vigor a practice gesture used in quite a few past job interviews use it was never Charming
enough to land you the gig but Bob appears more than satisfied by your show of politeness pleased
to meet you the name sure suits a face like yours Bob stop his compliment is just as surprising
as it is flattering without a response ready you fidget a little with your hands muttering words
of gratitude under your breath anyways you said you were new here you’ve been here long or what
no I actually moved in yesterday really now you’re not an affirmation once I get done unpacking I
thought it’d be a good idea to explore after some wandering well I ended up here turns out this is
the closest food joint to my house lucky me you don’t say a lot of customers have been turning
up like that Wanderers are great for business but y’all sure can wear a fella out Bob you
burgers your burgers are so good Bob I need them a sleepy Bob Bob rubs one of his eyes as
he yawns clearly exhausted from today’s shift speaking of which anything get your ass so far
in this town you that’s a tough one to answer but if I had to choose something that stood out
to me so far it would be you I mean come on it’s why I’ve been waiting for this game for
a year come on make up something right no you him big him cute him have nice smile him big
him can cook good him husband you give Bob a mischievous smile leaning in slightly closer if
I had to pick it’d be you say again he blinks a few times maybe that was coming on a bit too hard
a bit too strong a bit too creepy I mean it’s not a lie and I’m definitely not a liar he blinks
a few times freezing in his seat he looks as if he’s misheard you I think you’re interesting do
you now a slow smile makes its way across Bob’s face he seems eager to respond to the opportunity
he’s been given a sweet thing like yourself ought to watch with you say around folks you’ve just met
why you got to say it like that Bobby that could be dangerous you know so can I normally this kind
of response would make you laugh instead you find yourself paying a bit more mind the same could
be said about me yeah yeah me and this espoir the game we’re like this we’re like connected he tilts
his head in interest staring for a moment too long before bursting into laughter you my I might as
well be shaking in my boots you don’t know me very well do you mister I can be very dangerous
actually no I’m 5’1 he would trample me give me a good scare then we’ll talk boo a lull in
conversation follows soon after your words the silence is by no means tense but as Bob starts
looking around the diner you’re made painfully aware that it needs to be filled somehow think es
think don’t start talking about the intricacies of revolutionary girl utina hey Bob uh what’s
your favorite color wow really pulling out all the stops here hey that’s a good conversation
starter thankfully Bob doesn’t look too pressed about the quality of your Icebreaker oh huh
red for sure it’s stands for danger but also courage what about yours hey red also stands for
passion and love uh purple where’s purple yeah purple why is that it’s the color of royalty
of status of culture and it’s the color of my hair did you know it’s associated with the
elite the dyes used to make purple clothes were so expensive only royalty could afford it
that’s a well-known fact if I ain’t mistaken yeah well do you have a better one he Taps his
chin thoughtfully as he attempts to think of some relevant trivia ah I’ve got it did you
know organic foods that are purple in color tend to contain a chemical called anthocyanin H
the stuff comes from Plants but it’s got loads of antioxidants too it’s good for cattle it makes
their meat fattier ooh so what you’re saying is that if I see purple meat I should definitely eat
it what uh I wouldn’t recommend eating purple meat actually a antioxidants aside I’m pretty sure
purple meat can still be eaten close to rotten Shore but there’s definitely worse stages of
decay all right you’ve lost me espoir you’ve lost me espoir in the game I don’t like putting weird
stuff in my mouth I’ve heard of people eating meat that was so rotten and gave them hallucinations
tell fun can’t say I’ve heard of that one color me surprised this guy the pun isn’t at all lost on
you you should be a comedian instead of flipping patties for a living Bob seems oblivious to the
possible sarcasm of your comment comedian n not for me cooking is my first love everything else
is just plain second fiddle but in all seriousness don’t eat purple meat oh all right only because
you said so ooh are there achievements for each color another natural pause forms in the
conversation perhaps Bob’s in a of your Fantastical fun facts or maybe he’s just a little
bored either way he speaks up once more after a beat of Silence say what do you think about
Halloween it’s personally my favorite holiday who’s not a fan of Halloween I love Halloween
I got my spooky dress on I’ve still got tons of Halloween visual novels to play up until like
Christmas I love Halloween the decorations the costumes the trick-or-treating haunted houses and
all that stuff being uh being able to blast the soundtrack of The Nightmare Before Christmas Bob
nods along in hearty agreement I’m glad to hear it now if only the rest of the Town celebrated it
longer as soon as Halloween’s over these folks get rid of their Jack-o-lanterns and rush to decorate
the Christmas tree I know right what what’s up with that I feel that it’s like the decorations
disappear as soon as November 1st hits at least the candy goes on sale the next day he brightens
up a bit at the mention of candy good point it’s the perfect chance to stock up on some sweets but
it’s still a shame they skip right to Christmas I know oh what about Thanksgiving what about greens
beans potatoes tomatoes chicken turkey Lambs Rams you name it suggest suggest celebrating Halloween
together yeah but at least we could celebrate Halloween together oh I might have to take you
up on that but what would the plans be uh where costumes eat popcorn and Candy while watching
mildly scary movies because I’m a big scary cat and cannot watch scary movies uh costumes what if
we pick out our costumes together costumes you say yay yes At The Mention Of costumes Bob’s smile
Fades away did you say something wrong a that constant eye contact usually seems like a sign
he’s paying attention but without his grin it feels more like he’s staring right through you Bob
to help cope with the unease you add yet another suggestion maybe we could match in a sudden return
to form he cackles a bit a big fat grown man in a costume yeah what’s wrong with that sure I doubt
there are any costumes my size though we could make you one Bob seems to be taken by surprise
what am I going to be anyway Frankenstein’s monster actually I was thinking of giant chesshire
cat or or it could make him dress up like Ashton oh I got to draw that you’ll see when Halloween
comes up all right then keep your secrets haunted house what if we went to a haunted house oh that
would be so much fun actually nah I’ve been to him a hundred times didn’t even scare me the first
time a yeah but what if you have a 5 foot1 weeaboo dressed as anthy himeMya clinging to your arm when
she gets scare scared of the smallest thing but I guess if you need someone to hold your hand I
wouldn’t mind going with you I’m not a baby I am very baby if you say so but I’ve got to warn
you them folks behind the haunted house mean serious business the guy in charge makes it his
life’s mission to scare the devil out of you and then some not that it’s ever worked on me but you
get the idea you’re sweating a bit there Bob uh pumpkin carving we could carve pumpkins together
and see who can make the spookiest one I like a challenge though my carving skills are unmatched
Bob why you got to say it like that don’t get too cocky I’m just being honest as another Lull in the
conversation forms you take a moment to stretch having sat down for so long makes your joints
Creak and grown but movement is fairly effortless until pain oh did I did I do it did I ow did I did
I do my back too hard cuz I’m 30 without warning a burning pain rips through your your skin on your
fingers you let out a hiss unthinkingly clenching your hands and reopening once forgotten lesions in
the process oh yeah my hands are all clawed up are you okay something wrong with your hands don’t
worry it’s just eczema I just woke up with them like this you could have told me earlier instead
of just sitting there in pain here I’ve got some bandage you can use oh pulling out a is it purple
cuz my my favorite color is purple pulling out a purple bandage out of his pocket he reaches out
and carefully takes hold of your hand treating it as though it was made of glass his intense eyes
scanned the injuries pupils dilating at the sight of your blood gulp your breath briefly catches
in your throat at both the surprising gesture and the piercing gaze directed your way hey hey Bob a
chill rolls down your spine Goosebumps prickling the skin of your arms Bobby Bobby the sound of
your voice seems to snap him out of whatever days he’s in you accept the bandage with a nod and
put pressure on the worst of the gouges thankfully the rest are far smaller and will heal in no time
that’s okay and thanks for the this I appreciate it when you smile gratefully at him the red Hue on Bob’s face seems to grow
even stronger you’re welcome [Music] darling POR QUE ??? why why Bob Yelps with
surprise when the piercing sound of an air horn suddenly rings out from behind the register
it brutally pierces through your quiet moment leaving some of the diner’s patrons wincing and
covering their ears you and Bob look to find the source of the racket only to see the cashier
waving frantically breaks over Bob wrap it up and get back here all right fine I’ll be there
in a bit turn that damn thing off yes please Bob shakes his head at the employees Interruption
before pushing himself up from the seat sorry about that it’s okay baby no no it’s fine I’ve
taken up quite a bit of your time anyway maybe so but it ain’t a bother it’s wonderful having
someone like you to talk to since the feeling is mutual I’ll be sure to stop by more he
laughs before wiping his hands off in his apron you better might come in with a
wedding ring next time your love sitting there when Bob returns to the register
and is instantly reintegrated into the hustle and bustle of the diner after taking
another look around the diner and noticing the horde of customers you finally get up
from your booth did you come in here and not have burger Bob gives you a final nod of
acknowledgement before you make it out the door oh oh there’s more nice okay let’s uh let’s go to the candy Club
Ring Pop cute Kelsey stands behind the counter she blows out a puff of air as she stares
off at the wall hey why did you why did you bash me out the back door haa how have you been
Kelsey she perks up when she hears your voice straightening her posture her eyes sparkle as
she sees you enter oh nice to see you again I’ve been doing okay just tending to the
shop as usual silence rings as you both stare at each other the conversation needs
a topic uh how have you slept sleep good I didn’t how did you sleep last night
oh well I I I slept fine even with my dreams dreams or nightmares no not
nightmares she she looks uncertain it’s a recurring dream I’ve been having for
years it’s not scary per se but it it’s not pleasant want to talk about it Kelsey
looks more nervous than before twirling the gold ring on her finger she fails to
hold eye contact instead looking at the wall of pink and white no it’s fine I’m
fine are you sure yeah the dream is just bright blinding even it’s been years I I I still
have no idea what to make of it h that’s an odd way to describe a dream bright blinding why does
that seem familiar oh yeah dreams are weird you can never tell what they’re going to be I guess
yeah yeah you’re right so hi how’s your day been how’s your day been so far Kelsey looks up at
you shock written on her face I’m I’m just very very busy a Kelsey wines a little as she breathes
through her teeth you know with keeping this place together and my personal life it’s a lot for a
person to handle I’m probably overworking myself m that’s all what about you how have you been well
I just flirted with a gigantic cute guy who may or may not be a killer I don’t know he said he’s very
good at carving I’m fine just exploring this place a bit I’m still new in town one day doesn’t change
much how long have you been here she seems pleased that someone genuinely asked her about herself a
I’ve lived here my whole life in the same house I grew up in the rest of my family Kelsey pauses for
a moment a somber Glimpse in her eyes they moved away it’s no problem though I don’t need pity
sorry I didn’t mean to rant please no rant more I’m sorry to hear that like I said it’s no problem
what’s uh what’s those teens doing did those teens ever come back I’m surprised you remember that no
they didn’t at least not during my shift that’s good can’t have them putting you out of business
you chuckle at your clever remark Kelsey Giggles as well I heard from a cooworker that Roy’s mom
came by later and slammed a check on the counter as compensation her words are cheekily whispered
to you like you’re a special Confidant which one was Roy again I never cut their names Roy’s the
short one with the cap on he’s kind of the ring leader of the group The Leader he looks like he’s
in elementary school maybe it’s cuz his parents spoil him rotten the other kids are nicer it’s
cute that they kind of kind of chill him down a bit yeah one of them apologized before running
off hopefully they won’t be committing crimes next time I see them I don’t know much about them
other than that they usually hang around in their little gang as they put it a you want me to
make them apologize to you oh no that’s okay I’d rather it be them that steals things than
some other crazy person which one if you say so I’ll keep an eye out for them anyway so about
these kidnappings after a moment’s pause your mind Strays back to the disappearances you’ve heard
about can I ask you a weird question sure what is it do you think this town is safe Kelsey idly
tugs at a strand of her hair I don’t know what you mean by that of course this town is safe well
apparently people have been going missing I got pulled aside and interrogated by some cops all
because no one knew me it’s just a little worrying oh the kidnappings everyone calls him kidnappings
but it’s not even official the victims could just be going on a synchronized vacation for all we
know she laughs awkwardly at her own joke before her smile softens in the face of your worry I’ve
heard it’s nothing major this town hardly sees crime usually you just got robbed by a bunch of
teens yesterday we’ve got a great police force just forget about the time they arrested civilians
for a week straight o no that was pretty terrible who randomly arrest someone for staying their
store is closed that didn’t happen to Kevin did it you rub your neck when you feel the tension in
the shop Weighing on you good thing I didn’t move in that week huh thankfully Kelsey pauses her
rent to giggle at your [Music] comment that’s a good one I just got here I’m already in jail
well maybe it’s a good thing you showed up now she twists the ring on her finger tone turning solemn
as her gaze drops down to the countertop it’s been a while since uh um a decent person came to the
shop oh she looks like she wants to say more but doesn’t Kelsey pauses for a moment taking a moment
to look around the store when she does doesn’t see a line behind you she meets your gaze again well
anyway is there anything I can get you anything at all nerd’s Gummy clusters say something clever
or actually buy some I kind of want to actually buy something good question I’ve been meaning
to pick up some more stuff from here but I’m not sure what to choose that’s all right here
I’ll show you what we have in stock for today o buying stuff where’s the ner oh cringe yummy
skites skits oh wait is there like some RPG this in in here it says sell unwanted items in exchange
for cash this place has a weirdly lenient policy on selling old candy workers here will gladly buy
sweet items from you while on the clock really uh let me get some of those bugs nut zag and some
cringe candy is so good it makes you winse and some cringe that’s all that’ll be it for me see
you later Kelsey take care now thanks for stopping by cute uh let’s go to police station after what
you saw through the candy club’s window yesterday you figure speaking to those policemen again is
a smart idea after all being stalked is a good reason to make a report so so hopefully they won’t
be upset by your intrusion Sleek glassy buildings stretched far beyond the quiet street the tinted
windows mirroring yourself and the occasional car roaring past reflecting off dark glass panes
after making a final turn you notice a familiar police car parked in front of a tall dark building
with navy blue accent colors yeah the shotgun car that almost ran me off the sidewalk upon further
inspection there’s someone sitting in the back of the vehicle whoever cuffed them seems to have
forgotten something or rather someone a as you step closer the person in the back seat locks eyes
with you their expression full of fear oh they a they look at you like a kicked puppy silently
begging for Freedom uh no no I’m sorry honey I’m not authorized to do that I’ll tell them you’re
in here I’ll tell them you’re in the car though fr the blonde did cross your mind but you couldn’t
risk going to jail so soon a safer option would be to notify someone at the front desk just
just hop right up and let a criminal out of a police car turning away from the car you push
open a heavy glass door to let yourself inside the inside of the building is noticeably
different compared to the outside lice dull beige walls and other muted colors greet you
upon entering it looks rather gloomy but to be fair a police station isn’t meant to be a
very calming environment to begin with a the receptionist is brutally tapping away in an
old computer when you approach him you stand behind the counter patiently waiting for an
opportunity to speak but he doesn’t seem to notice you there excuse me his neck snaps
as he turns to face you what do you want uh be polite be polite be polite excuse me there’s
someone outside trapped in one of the police cars I’m worried they’ve been in there for a while
oh yeah what did they do to get put in there I don’t know but they seem don’t do the crime if you
can’t do the time if they’re so uncomfortable in the back of a cop car they shouldn’t have put
themselves in that situation isn’t that saying about going to jail getting locked in a car isn’t
doing time they’ve been in that thing for hours at this point maybe even days the receptionist
continues to Glow the infinite wrinkles in his forehead only multiply as he Narrows his eyes at
you I doubt our officers would be so irresponsible as to let that happen well I can show you myself
if you don’t believe me with a grunt of effort the man stands once he’s finally out from behind
the desk he shakes a cobweb off his coat how long has he been sitting there fine but if this is some
kind of practical joke I’ll get you no don’t get me wait what does that mean you don’t want to
find out maybe I do you point in the direction of the vehicle only to notice that it’s empty what
but there’s nobody in there what but as expected a total waste of my time or was it a g ghost they
were right there I swear then where are they now did this handcuffed Criminal Just magically
disappear maybe I’m not going to indulge this any longer well fine maybe I should let him out next
time listen here you you quickly Peak Through the Windows of the car hoping that the mysterious
person is just hiding below your line of sight but no such luck they’re gone Without a Trace like
they were never there to begin with was it the G ghost of someone who died in the back of a police
car if they escaped good for them but now you look like an idiot by the time you’ve made sure the
person is truly disappeared the receptionist is already gone gone only a little discouraged
by this you head back into the station as well with the door now closing softly behind
you you find yourself face to face with a firearm pointing directly at you hey put your
hands up you’re under arrest listen here peanut Jesus Christ just joking don’t joke like that
what the heck you can’t just point your gun at after leveling a glare at his partner the glasses
wearing officer decides to insert himself into the conversation say what was your name again l’espoir
it’s espoir didn’t I tell you yesterday I’m more of a nickname type of guy myself the officer Taps
the brim of his head as he gives you a smile but I won’t forget your name again sugar cube and that’s
on my oath as an officer hey only Apple Jack calls me sugar cube he totally just forgot your name
again didn’t he that reminds me I don’t think you’ve gotten a chance to introduce yourselves
properly yet there’s no time like the present that’s true most folks here call me Captain
but shotgun man here calls me kappa shotgun man shotgun man you’ll be seeing that name in
the papers soon I’ve got the highest record for arrests in the whole Police Department why is
your name shotgun man why are you called that is is that what’s on your birth certificate wouldn’t
doubt it oh I wish my mom and pop could never come up with something that cool I actually named
myself once he found out folks were calling me Captain after my promotion he thought we needed
to match to be honest I couldn’t agree more yeah you get to be called captain since you’re
the captain Chief is Chief because he’s the chief and you’re called shotgun man cuz you’re
a total badass I’m sorry about my partner it’s nice to see you how have you been what have you
been up to all things considered I’m doing fine the two officers seem far less High Strung
than they were yesterday perhaps it’s safe to actually make proper small talk I went to
boys and grills I saw an absolute cutie pie there yesterday I went to this place called boys
and grills I wasn’t expecting to luck out so much on my first day here but they’ve got great stuff
I just love their food the fries are my favorite the owner is a little scary though he’s too tall
him big ain’t he mhm maybe you’re just too short you’re going to let him say say that to you
peanut scary who’s the owner then he’s hard to miss big guy with an even bigger smile usually
wears a Cook’s uniform never seen without the cap on during work hours he’s a Noir too can’t
forget that Kappa what the hell is a Noir is it not obvious someone with black hair blonde
brunette Noir oh is that a thing I’m 38 years old I didn’t know that’s what they called people
with black hair that makes no sense just say he has black hair you don’t have to speak French
about it what can I say I’m a man of palpable Pros I was right in calling them Collective
heads of knuckle you’re a pain in my ass is what you are while the bickering continues you’re
given a moment to consider What You’ve Been Told big guy with an even bigger smile a Fred
Cooks uniform a Noir whatever that means based on these descriptors it’s easy to see that
shotgun man is referring to Bob maybe he’s not so friendly to everyone he meets and you’re a
special case or maybe you’re just making vast leaps in logic you’ve only known him for a day
or so after all I went to the candy Club there’s some te be’s going around stealing candy did
you know what about that I went to the candy store and ended up witnessing a crime huh and
you didn’t report this go to the front desk to submit a witness report as soon as you can
yeah so we could find out who did it in CU them I mean I don’t know how comfortable you’d
feel arresting some kids the more boisterous of the pair laughs and slaps a fist against
his chest kids no problem no one’s Above the Law his partner slaps the back of his head
and ignores the pain to Yelp he lets out let me guess a trio of punk teens stealing candy
mhm actually yeah I take it you’re familiar with them unfortunately I assume that means
they’ve been caught before then caught caught those rascals are the furthest thing from slick
of course they got caught but anytime they get booked their parents swoop in and chastise us H
since they’re so young we’ve got no choice but to release them after an hour or two tops discipline
is important little arrest never hurt anybody some time in the slammer would scare them straight
hey P calm down peanut and then I wonder a l so I finished unpacking and wandered around
but that’s about it that’s understandable I wouldn’t do much if I didn’t have friends either
wait do I not get the option to tell them I was being followed they don’t mean that although
I do hope you have someone to spend time with hopefully he’s not too busy if not well he Winks
gesturing to the rest of the police station behind him you know where I’ll be [Laughter] return
fire or decline no no thank you no thank you I mean maybe if Bob wasn’t in this game but sadly
I don’t like the fact that I’m pointing a knife at you sadly um you’re kind of outmatched you
quickly shake your head making it clear that you’re not interested no thanks exploring on my
own has worked just fine so far really I mean if you insist let them be Kappa if they want to
wander around around and get caught by some evil kidnapper so be it I can defend myself just fine
you know we’ll see about that when the time comes a don’t say I didn’t warn you when you’re phone
in the fence because you need a hero don’t be rude being new doesn’t mean they’re totally helpless if
you change your mind don’t hesitate to let us know like I said we usually hang out here when we’re
not on patrol let’s just hope the next time you see us we won’t be putting you behind bars I don’t
know I get pretty horny sometimes I might end up in horny jail I might flirt with Bob a little bit
too much he’ll put me behind bars and don’t worry about shotgun man he’s all bark no bite yes but
does he shoot I’m all blam and no bite baby ah also uh I saw some creepy guys watching me from
the window they had like hoods and stuff I was was having a good day yesterday but something
strange happened at night the policeman freeze their postures becoming rigid you continue to talk
while out and about I noticed something watching me I’m probably just paranoid but I thought
you two should know a look of dread looms over them peanut peanut one of them clearing their
throat before managing to find the right word did you see what they looked like you what what
are you thinking going alone to dangerous places when there’s trouble a foot make a friend
and bring them with you so you’ve got a safety buddy okay I swear to God this freaking
Shu man’s going to be the freaking death of me Captain turns to glare at the other mumbling
a quiet curse to himself before quickly turning back towards you they’re just worried about you
pal you’re not in any danger just on edge like the rest of us okay listen if you ever get an
actual description of what this something looks like come back and file a report as soon as you
can okay until then there’s not much we can do but offer obvious advice while being able to make a
report would be nice you’d have to be close enough to see any details dangerously close you’ll have
to decide if it’s worth the risk M the policeman paused for a moment as Captain looks expectantly
at his partner hey by the way shotgun man seems sheepish as he shifts uneasily in place sorry
about yesterday I know Kappa already apologized but maybe you’re not as much of a criminal as I
thought you were M I’ve still got my eye on you though so no funny business got it there may be
Shenanigans but there will be no funny business Captain looks amused by his partner’s attempt at
an apology it’s been nice having a proper visitor around the station feel free to drop by anytime
oh hey that was you guys’s car that a person was in the back of if you need help or or if you spot
me criminals out there you help us out and we’ll return the favor capish can you please please stop
can you please stop aiming your firearm at me sir all right all right I understand the offer is an
interesting one though you may or may not accept it the two officers seem relatively harmless but
that doesn’t mean things can’t take a turn later on hopefully you’re free of any more spooky
encounters as the conversation with the cops reaches its conclusion you depart from the duo
with a wave and a promise to chat again in the future hopefully y’alls won’t be arresting me
stepping outside you’re briefly blinded by the slowly Setting Sun the town is bathed in rays
of glittering gold and radiant red as beautiful as the site is a Sinking Feeling settles in your
stomach as you recall the words of the officers from the day prior missing people potential
murders or kidnappings perhaps it would be best if you avoid staying out too late just in case
anything might happen hastily walking away from boys and grills he rushed through the streets
and make your way back to your home oh dear I like the shape of that shadow your eyes flicker
from side to side watching as the encroaching Shadows steadily draw closer by the time you
finally remember to look in front of you it’s already far too late to stop yourself from bumping
into the person that suddenly appears before you Wham dazed you fall to the ground and scrape
your hands against the pavement Old Wounds are reopened and stinging pain shoots up your
arm before the sound of a familiar voice Soo sooths it away nice running into you again huh
but you didn’t need to make it so [Laughter] literal Bob sounds is a bit more tired
than earlier probably due to working all day he holds out a callous hand for you to
take giving you the option to accept it or not take his hand you accept it feeling the rough Palm beneath your fingertips
before carefully being pulled upward the warmth of his hand seeps into you as
he sets you back on your feet sorry about that I hope you your Landing wasn’t too rough that
looked like quite the fall there anything else need patching up I don’t think so while your palms
still stung they aren’t actively bleeding and the bandage you got from Bob earlier is still holding
on why do you still have some on you maybe but if I keep bumping into you like this I’ll need to
invest in some more being a clutz is a dangerous habit while the conversation bre briefly captures
your attention the Shadows encroaching around you serve as a good reminder as to why you were
rushing home in the first place that’s sweet but hopefully I don’t need them anyways I have to
head home since it’s getting late H well I could tag along if you want I’ll probably be staying
out for a bit anyways yep and the policeman said I need a I need a moving buddy so uh staying
out at this hour and with people going missing he strangely at ease about being out late although
it almost makes sense Bob is a local and knows how to get around meanwhile this is only your second
day in town and you barely know the main streets well we’re we’re accepting his hand and we’re
accepting the walk home what could possibly go wrong it would be nice to have some company and
you’d get to talk to him some more you could always ask him some question questions about
the town the butcher draws closer to your side his shadow briefly overlapping yours thanks to
the setting of The Sun his Pace slows to match yours as he Lumbers along beside you initially
you’re both quiet as you walk together but you decide to strike up a conversation just in case
things get awkward so oh no things are already awkward um um um um do you like hsun Miku do
you like [Laughter] Vocaloids oh fortunately the sound of Bob’s laughter breaks up the
silence his Amusement is infectious it’s almost like I really was ranting about Vocaloids
to him I’m surprised to see you again so soon it’s not like I’m stalking you or anything surprised
in a good way or a bad way a good way of course I enjoyed our chat earlier and I
was hoping I’d get to speak to you again same goes for you but I have more questions
to ask about the town and maybe some other stuff if that’s all right Bob nods uh what What’s your
work like buddy I hope the customers were nice to you after I left it looked pretty hectic in
there you don’t have to worry about it I’ve never tolerated folks with nasty attitudes
hanging around and I never will even with the smile present on his face there’s an air of
something else radiating off him perhaps it’s some sort of passive aggressiveness from years
in the service industry oh um that’s good to hear sensing the change in your tone Bob size
and sends a more genuine smile your way uh any event any special events going on soon I’m curious
whether anything special happens around here you know like festivals or fairs Halloween’s always
the biggest draw around here all sorts of folks participate adults and kids and yours truly of
course the promise of candy brings most people out and while I don’t blame them I do think
there’s something far more important than candy something really worth celebr braon Bob pauses
before leaning closer to you looming above you thanks to the height difference between the two
of you fear why do you have to say it like that sir Halloween’s a time when the lines between the
natural and Supernatural are blurred lingering Spirits roam the streets hunting whoever crosses
their path and all other kinds of ghouls stir up trouble wherever they can he grows quiet once more
and seems to be deep in thought after a moment he Chuckles and shakes his head did you know one
of the main reasons why people love celebrating Halloween is cuz they love to feel fear that
tracks that that’s understandable I guess some use it to get all cozy with what scares them
others embrace the terror they feel it’s uh pretty complicated holiday but that’s what I love about
it it certainly sounds like quite the event with how he’d had to described it I’m just imagining
little Bob when he’s like little and celebrating his first few Halloweens a and perhaps that
can be something for you to look forward to as well there’s also some local events every so
often festivals little street fairs and the LA I think one might be happening soon although I can’t
remember the date you make a mental note of this maybe that’s something you’d be able to do in the
future once you’ve figured out when it’s happening of course I’ll definitely keep that in mind I’d
love to see what this place is like on Halloween well it certainly gets crazy hey at least people
actually trick-or treat ask about other diners and restaurants in town so I really enjoy the food
at your Diner and I’m glad you do everyone at boy grills does their best to serve topnotch food
alongside topnotch service a he’s beaming chest puffed out with pride as he talks about the diner
though you haven’t known him for long it’s obvious he’s proud of boys and girls’s reputation which
makes the exact nature of your question all the more heartbreaking and I was kind of curious if
you knew about anywhere else to eat immediately he wils oh no baby I didn’t mean it like that
that spark of Joy promptly extinguished by the brutality of your question slumping forward and
staring at the ground several moments of pure silence passed before Bob finally speaks up but
my food’s the best you don’t need to know about anywhere else oh no yandere restaurant owner Bob
velseb you’ll eat my burgers and only my Burg Burgers which which I’d be all right with cuz I
like Bob’s Burgers oh he’s soaking oh no I hurt the baby Bob but Bob what about Diversified
dietary options I can’t live off of burgers forever your objections only seem to make Bob more
disgruntled each word you speak causes his brow to Furrow and his arms crossed defensively as he
kicks at the pavement beneath him every so often he glances over at you seeing you still staring
up at him his tense posture begins to soften and come undone under the weight of your gaze with a
Grumble of extreme reluctance he finally answers your question there is another place that just
opened up a pizzeria or something they think they’re so special with their fancy dancing robots
you can’t hide your garbage food using cheap gimmicks like that it just ain’t right a as his TI
raade continues you notice that his eyes seem to have taken on a San Hue what was there something
about a pizza place in in the spooky month videos I don’t remember it looks like you might have
made a mistake by asking that question wanting to hopefully brighten up his mood you decide to
change the topic to something more light-hearted so I’ve noticed you hum a lot and it’s always a
specific tune is there a story behind that the distress in his eyes seems to vanish as he thinks
about your question although his smile is still absent he looks less upset than he previously
was it’s a favorite song of mine a catchy tune although most folks of boys and girls don’t
like when I sing it too much the conversation comes to a halted at this point both you and Bob
falling silent by the way I’m sorry about don’t worry about it you shouldn’t have something that
ain’t good enough for you you’re good enough for me Bob diversifying food is great and all but
don’t forget about the importance of quality eating mm mm mm got to get some kale in there
it’s good for your colon perhaps it’s a trick of the light but you swear you can see a bit of
drool leaking out of the corner of his mouth I was going to say maybe he’s blushing but no he’s
drooling Bob you don’t get the chance to mention it before a quick wave of his hand wipes it
away we wouldn’t want you getting sick from the garbage they serve around here a as his voice
Trails off he sigh and shakes his head thankfully that intense look in his eyes is now fully gone
as he gazes at you I’m sorry I brought up other food Bob unfortunately your conversation is
forced to come to a halt as you find yourself and Bob in front of your house looking over
at your temporary companion you smile at him don’t you go getting kidnapped Bob don’t you
let somebody pick you up and put you in their trunk I’ll I’ll find you you be safe even though
he’s probably the danger here thanks for walking me back to my place I really appreciate it it’s no
problem wouldn’t want you getting lost or anything I don’t want to lose my newest customer after all
his words are punctuated by a wink or a potential friend sweet dreams darling you’ve made
a good impression on Bob wait what was that say that again Bob please or sweet
dreams darling have a good [Applause] night okay I’ll stop I probably won’t
stop you wave as he walks away Street lights flickering on as Bob passes by
them faintly you can hear him humming that same strangely familiar tune you
had previously spoken about worn out by your long day spent out in town you
slowly open your front door and step inside the darkness from outside follows you as
you enter your home you leave the front door open and allow the Rays of moonlight to illuminate the
room strange it seems as though you had forgotten to leave a light or two on before heading out
earlier you closed the door the sound of it shutting echoing around you keeping a hand on
the wall you make your way over to where you recall the light switch being turn on turn take
your phone and and turn the turn the flashlight on I don’t like I don’t like that I got the
chance to flip [Music] it no lights ah crap flip it again this would be a great place to put a
jump scare despite your failed attempts you flick the switch a couple more times and get nothing in
response did the power go out earlier is that why the lights aren’t working Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob
Bob come back but the street lights are on outside so why in the world is there no electricity has
someone cut the power in is someone in the house better not be the sudden intrusive thought shoots
through you it mixes with your memories of popular horror movie tropes especially ones that make
people scream at the screen and frustration let’s see how to not be a dummy in this situation you
shake your head to rid yourself of the encroaching paranoia it’s just a dark room you’ll be fine
you pull out your phone and check the battery it’s low but enough for you to use the flashlight
for just a little while now that clearly isn’t me I keep my phone like at least above 50 at all
times even if I have to carry a battery pack with me maybe you can get to the bottom of this oh oh
oh that’s neat Ah that’s hot and terrifying all right anything suspicious where is that [Music]
mannequin hello is someone there did I pick the wrong choice like right off the bat no response
uttered by the watchful shape oh it’s okay it’s just the shadow we’re fine after standing
there like a fool for quite some time you wonder what to do about it get a closer look
keep away flirt aggressively that’s what I would do uh let’s keep away from it Darkness
dances around the figure picking up speed as you step uneasily away from it the thing itself
remains still watching [Music] waiting the sun is shining all right if you ignore it
perhaps it’ll leave leave nice I just the blackout intensifies the soft Moonlight
your curtains are open just enough to let a little shine through unfortunately the light
isn’t strong enough to illuminate anything in [Music] particular what’s what’s going on there
nothing but your precious beanies sit up there oh wait hold on I think I messed up I think I messed
up cuz the pinpoints are here but the picture is still here let me just go back a little bit yeah
I think I messed up a little bit this is a demo it’s okay uh my precious beanie set up there
well they’re nice to admire it’s too dark to do that right now you should look for something
useful what useful thing to here picture frame let’s bash him with the picture frame you don’t
recognize the man in the picture his his face is obscured by the darkness surrounding it oh nice so
what does the FNAF thing say it’s a little bunny staring at you you judgmentally in the dark uh so
there’s a dude over there I assume it’s a dude uh do I got anything useful in my nightstand the
drawers draw you towards them with the promise of potentially helpful items there’s only clothes
in here I’ll throw a bra at them I’ll I’ll I’ll swing it around like a lasso anything in here
the silhouette of the lamp beckons you with the promise of an extra light source you make your
way over to it carefully holding a hand out in front of you so you don’t bump into anything in
the dark soon enough your hand makes contact with the cool clammy base of the lamp your fingers skim
the surface as you try to find the switch to turn it on uh actually does your lamp have a switch
what using your phone you scouted for any sign of the switch or a cord to pull even with the extra
visibility you can’t find anything to turn the B with no new source of light for you then why
do I have the thing gosh dang it me uh throw a pillow at him a lack of proper sleep from the
night before could be making this harder than it needs to be sleeping at off would be for the
best when you wake up hopefully the sun will be illuminating your room wait no I don’t want to lay
down yet I want to look at the shadowy figure oh all right taking your own advice you turn to your
bed and lay down getting any rest feels impossible despite your tired State anxiety continues to eat
away at you Bob Bob help even being troubled feels exhausting and your eyelids begin to grow heavy
as your Consciousness Fades to Black I better not wake up with a knife in my chest when you come
too you’re met with a familiar plague of Darkness is swallowing your room trying to remember your
dream if you even had one that is proves to be an impossible task you pull out your phone and check
the time only an hour has passed since you laid down so much for good rest hey that’s a that’s a
pretty nice nap the roof of your mouth is dry and your body is uncomfortably hot it’s an irritable
feeling to say the least go for a stroll maybe not investigate stay indoors H well it’s late
so we should probably definitely stay indoors but then again I like investigating and going for
a stroll is right out let’s investigate there’s no doubt about it something is off the odd power
outage combined with the things you’ve seen adds up to a whole lot of unanswered questions maybe
it’s time to head outside what no that’s exactly what I don’t want to do a sensation of uneasiness
lingers and your fingers shake it with with pent up energy Bright Stars decorate the sky above
the drops of glowing paint and you’re hit with cold night air as soon as you open the door
I don’t want to be out here there’s the thing the silence you’re met with is calming with only
your thoughts to keep you company you attempt to clear your head your attempts are so intense that
you nearly miss a glimpse of something moving out of the corner of your eye the silhouette of a
person hiding just out of sight I can’t see it and that bothers me curiosity gets the better of
you foresight forgotten with the breeze hitting your cheeks the red sweater they’re wearing is
startlingly vibrant in the darkness and you’re hit with a sudden urge to touch it what beckoned
by the fabric you take one final step closer and approach the building’s Corner oh hi you hesitate
for a moment perhaps this isn’t the best idea oh no oh no oh no oh no but it it me your friend I wouldn’t know that
though oh no cool ah that was so cool it went it went from cutscene to game play developers that
was cool that was hot I like that that was that that was skillful it’s cliche to say but in
that Swift moment your life flashes before your eyes oh if only I spent more time with
Bob time slows as you consider your options are there quick time events there has to be
something you can do H flirt aggressively fight flight freeze where’s flirt come on don’t
be cowards put flirt aggressively there well knowing me I would save my game and then
freeze that’s my normal reaction your body is rigid against his I’m sorry that my mind is
straight in the gutter EXA just down in the gutter your body is rigid against his a strong
grip tarnishing any chance of getting away seconds drawn for what feels like minutes
all while you stand in place like a deer in headlights silently pleading to be let go in a
mere moment the Red Devil has reduced you to easy prey well ouch hey rude even after he’s pushed you
away the sensation of his blade against your neck lingers huh I could
have sworn I was going to be [Music] oh hey you you you come into this dark alley often
man I would be dead I’d be dead so fast a breathy chuckle fills the air the devil looming over
you with a mouth watering Rin as he steps back into the cover of Night Dancing with the Devil
encountered the Red Devil for the first time am I going to meet him again when you’re sure he’s gone
you scramble back to the relative safety of your home you can’t make a habit of freezing there’s no
telling if you’ll ever get this lucky again thank you for playing See You in Chapter 2 woohoo now
hold on a second here hold hold on a second there could that have gone any differently I still
don’t know why there isn’t a flirt flirt button uh what if I fight that’s not going
to end well put him up this encounter is a heaping serving of a heck no fluff this town
fluff this power outage and fluff this serial killer I’m trying game I’m really trying I’m
sorry I’m sorry those cops are going to come back and they’re going to put me in horny jail
you can hardly move but maybe you can bite him if you’re quick enough yeah be a good ma’am and
keep your mouth shut for me can you do [Music] that why you got to say it like
that sir why you got to say it like that sir dang it I didn’t get the
chance to introduce him to my incisors the devil stares at you studying your every
move he lets out a breathy chuckle Ling down from above with a mysterious hungry grin your
body trembles from where you now lay on the ground as you watch The Devil back away into
the darkness also that theme right there I didn’t catch what the song was called that’s
hot I like that song that I like that I like that that’s hot flight I don’t think I can
run in this situation I am assuming that all of these end in the same thing so what if I
try to run Terror and despair shoot through you what to do what to do maybe you can
scream for help then take your chance to run be a good L and keep your mouth shut for
me can you do that all right so that’s that’s so apparently you do survive uh chapter one
so that’s nice is there anything I could do differently um instead of apologizing for the
slow order I don’t think it was that slow what if I don’t say anything like a normal person
actually never mind that’ll be it from me if you say so after a nod of acknowledgement and
a Winker thrown your way Bob turns around and heads back to his place behind the counter once he
makes himself comfortable he doesn’t even seem to remember you’re there a what if I leave her alone
she’s doing urgent work I don’t want to bother her I’m just exploring the town don’t mind me oh a
window shopper fantastic what I can’t just be going I just can’t be buying candy willy-nilly you
walk past her and the mess she was cleaning the candy selections are Limitless sour lemon candies
sweet gummy sharks ooh even spook lollipops that look like pumpkins and skeletons oh yeah where are
the boys where are the little baby boys has she met the boys yet how much is the candy here though
your question is polite she clearly is still a bit irritated about the mess we charged by the pound
or by specific packages you browsed the displays with attentive eyes eventually reaching for a
bag of mixed candy and placing it on the counter she lets out another Huff out right dropping the
broom before making her way to the cash register a silently she Rings up your order you glanced
back over at the mess that is still scattered across the floor so what happened if you don’t
mind me asking Kelsey grumbles under her breath and harshly punches the cash register taking on
her frustration on the cheap Machinery those brats happen that’s what can’t even turn my back for a
second before they come storm in and making a mess of the place a dang that sucks don’t their parents
scold them or anything with a defeated sigh she shakes her jaw at you I wouldn’t be surprised if
they don’t those kids have a tab thanks to their Shenanigans and one of their moms usually pays for
it typically she’s the really rude mom too yeah she’s kind of a biscuit you win sympathetically
well if you’re ever looking to hire a bouncer just let me know I can scare those kids off with these
[Music] guns look at the muscle look at the muscle ow flexing as best you can your joking display of
strength manages to get a laugh out of Kelsey no longer looking quite as downcast as she previously
was she smiles gratefully at you I mean that’s not a bad idea to get a bouncer so I go to this
this store called it’s sugar sometimes and they they’ve got like people standing at the door so
get get yourself some candy bouncers thanks for trying to cheer me up and I might just take you
up on that offer yeah I’ll be your candy bouncer also is there anything else I can get you no I’m
good with just that bag of candy but thanks for asking the process of you paying for your snacks
goes smoothly although when Kelsey tries to give you your change you shake your head keep it and
thanks for the awesome service oh well thank you a protect Kelsey’s Smile as your interaction with
the cashier comes to a halt you take one final look around the store you absolutely have to come
back in the future the collection of sweets is super impressive and wait something doesn’t feel
right it feels like there’s a cultist somewhere aha oh yeah does anything different happen
if I don’t look up at the stars no let’s do everything but that uh oh yeah so I didn’t look
up at the stars what if I don’t say anything your silence seems to stretch on to Infinity
blinking and breathing have both become long forgotten needs the world unravels around you
as you slowly slip into an impossibly deep trans do I still wake up with my hands all mangled oh
yeah um what what if I be rude and call out to Bab not wanting to get caught up in the growing
line of customers you choose to stay off to the side and try to draw his attention not wanting
to get caught up in the growing line of customers you chose to stay off to the side and try to
draw his attention you cup your hands around your mouth and call out to him Bob hey Bob Bobby
no dice between the Casual conversations and the orders being called out there’s no way Bob will
be able to hear you deciding to change your method you stand on your tiptoes to try to flag him down
just hold up a gigantic paper silence as Bob you flail your arms as best as you can in the hopes
that you might catch his attention unfortunately for you the only results of your bizarre dance
are some concerned looks thrown your way mix with muffled laughter it seems as though joining
the line really is your only option oh all right uh I’m rude now what if I don’t shake his hand
you look between his face and his outstretched hand but don’t accept the gesture after a second
or two Ticks by Bob finally puts his hand down he shrugs it off seemingly unaffected by your
reservation it’s great to talk to you properly in any case I as Spa pleased to meet you the name
sure suits a face like yours all right what if I’m not an absolute creep and I don’t uh I don’t
say I’m interested in you Bob what what’s what is it if I make up something random what’s what
random thing do I make up what is there to do here despite your so-called wandering you haven’t
gotten a chance to actually learn much about this place the movie theater for sure oh that old
place Bob closes his eyes as he fondly reminisces I haven’t been there in a while but they put on
some great horror movies UGA Booga too the booing is a personal favorite of mine the booing best
part is they show reruns every fall man I had just missed it if ID moved in about 3 months earlier I
would have been able to catch it I mean it ain’t too late surely you can buy a DVD or something I’d
rather make it special I haven’t been to the movie theater here so I’m planning to give it a try with
a friend or two oh have you already got some folks in mind a sudden wrench is thrown in your joking
demeanor and you fumble with your words uh what I meant was when I’ve actually made some friends
here to go with I want to give it a try I just think it’d be cool now that you’ve said it out
loud it kind of sounds a little sad I just got here as if he doesn’t even know the definition
of the word Bob’s grin remains unwavering he drums his fingers against the table eyes a light
with Amusement if you ever need another person to join your little movie Mission you know where
to find me ooh Cinema Sins ooh we’re going to go see a movie today or at some point a lull and
conversation follows soon after your words the silence is by no means tense but as Bob starts
looking around the diner you’re made painfully aware that it needs to be filled somehow hold on a
second now what if I say uh I’m interested in your store baby truth be told this place left a pretty
great first impression in anticipation of what you’re about to say Bob shifts slightly in his
seat his previous exhaustion seems forgotten as his gaze locks directly into yours is that so oh
sure it’s a decent diner with Good Eats and even better customer service what more could someone
ask for for a split second Bob looks confused when his shoulders slump the confusion looks closer to
disappointment is it because I call it decent just decent a if there’s one thing Bob takes pride in
it’s his Burger Shop what it’s a compliment Now you listen here decent is just a fancy word
for boring and I ain’t having that all right what about impressive it’s an impressive Burger
Shop his impassioned tone is far from subtle and causes a few customers in other booths to throw
looks your way what could I do to change your mind change my mind Bob I told you that decent is a
compliment it’s a good thing he quickly shakes his head as he slams his hands down on the table won’t
let that stand clearly you need to eat here more often after he takes a deep breath to collect
himself he speaks again okay tell you what if you promise to keep coming here and try more
of the food we’ve got I’ll be sure to hand cook every one of your orders myself a that’s
so sweet it won’t just be decent it it’ll be excellent guaranteed a you paused to consider
his offer the intent was never to incite such an eager reaction but this is a victory either way
a straight up personal invitation to return more than counts as a win so you want to see more of
me Bob you know what you’ve convinced me unable to control his excitement and relief Bob pumps
his fists in the air haha I won’t let you down darling uh what if I say my favorite color is red
oh same color as me and did you know that if red is your favorite color it means you’re driven and
determined really yep it even symbolizes passion and energy in many cultures now you’re just
flattering me I really need to draw a picture of of my boy Ashton and Bob hanging out cuz Ashton
likes burgers and Bob makes burgers and Ashton’s favorite color is red and Bob’s favorite color
is red and Ashton killed all his friends and Bob will probably do the same thing do you know any
other facts you point at Bob’s apron it’s also proven to stimulate your appetite so it’s pretty
good that you wear it considering what you do he looks down at himself for a moment seeming to
need a bit of time to process what you mean ah what I do stop I’d like to think it’s the food
itself that stimulates customers appetites but if some tricky color magic helps then I ain’t
about to complain oh it’s far from tricky magic we’re wired to respond strongly to Red you can
see it everywhere in nature from venomous frogs to the blood running through your veins so cool
cool Bob Snickers at your enthusiasm now that’s an attitude I can get behind couldn’t have said
it better myself Red Robin yum another natural pause forms in the conversation perhaps Bob’s in
awe of your Fantastical fun facts or maybe he’s just a bit bored either way he speaks up once
more after a beat of Silence hey what do you think about Halloween it’s personally my favorite
holiday uh-oh what if I lie what if I tell the biggest lie in all of existence tell I’m not a
fan of Halloween I’m not really into Halloween actually exactly a look of shock and confusion
crosses his face like you’ve just said a riddle his hands which had been placed on the table
moments earlier are now tightly clenched as he processes your answer H bob face palming was
not the reaction you expected that combined with the distraught look he gives you as he lifts
his head up leaves you speechless how could you not who hurt you what like how could you not
like Halloween it’s the season of Spooks there’s cute little ghosties everywhere Spooks screams and
scares that leave folks trembling in fear and the candy his eyes sparkle Stars swirling in a galaxy
of Darkness at the M mention of the sweet treats there’s so much to love about Halloween I can’t
believe you don’t like it look I had a really bad experience when I found an entire wrench set
in a piece of candy okay it was very traumatizing you always have to check your candy consider me
your official Halloween educator oh I’m going to fix you and get you celebrating the spooky
season hey maybe this all worked out wait hang on he shoves himself upright the lights
above the booth casting a glow around him with Hands Held High Bob strikes what he seems to think is an inspirational
pose next time Halloween rolls a you and I are going to hit the road there’s a
whole smorgasbord of sweets right for the taken you mean treating right like trick-or-treating
of course wherever our treating travels take us how can I let love him how can I not adore
him I I I love him I love him so much [Music] his voice trills off as he finally registers
the dozens of eyes on him smiling sheepishly he flushes and sinks back into his seat looking
more than a little embarrassed he scratches at his face got you worked up there sorry Bob
doesn’t just love Halloween he loves Halloween I dare say you like Halloween more than I do
and I’m wearing my es spooky dress it’s okay I always like seeing people be passionate about
things the excitement is refreshing and sweet sweet is a pretty nice word for it I’m still
getting you out and about for Halloween though there’s no escaping that I would like that very
much Bob I don’t know whether to take that as a threat or not but sure I’ll keep that in mind
either way we’d have to figure out what to do what about trick-or-treating trick wait what you
asked trick or treat and I said trick I didn’t that’s not how it works then why’ you ask me
I was asking a different question Bob breaks down laughing at the exasperated look on your
[Laughter] face he chortles wheezes and even has to wipe the tears from his eyes before finally
getting his laughter under control [Laughter] oh come on I couldn’t help a mess with you a bit Jokes Aside only kids trick or treat here
unless you like getting weird looks from folks I’ve tried trust me just tell them you’re a
high schooler a very very big high schooler once you reach a certain age they just think you’re
trying to run problem a as another Lull in the conversation forms you take a moment to stretch
having sat down for so long makes your joints Creak and groan but movement is fairly effortless
until pain because I’m 30 a he does change the color of the bandage based on your favorite color
that’s so cute pulling a reddish bandage out of his pocket he reaches out and carefully takes hold
of your hand treating it as though it were made of glass his intense eyes scanned the injuries
pupils dilating at the sight of your blood your breath briefly catches in your throat at both
the surprising gesture and the piercing gaze directed your way I know I’ve read this already I
just really like this part bob the sound of your voice seems to snap him out of whatever days he’s
in all right buddy what if I do free the criminal gosh darn it you quickly look around checking to
make sure there are no Witnesses for the potential crime you’re about to commit seeing that the coast
is clear you scooch over to the car door fumbling only the slightest bit You Yank it open and the
person in the back all but spills out they let out a Yelp as they fall towards the ground but before
they slam to it you manag to catch them Yo you’re a lifesaver thanks did criminal question mark o
no problem it looks like you’re still a little tied up you gestured their handcuffs huh oh I
forgot about those it’s okay though there is my keeps spare keys in the glove box snag them for
me I’m pretty pleased with extra cheese oh dear listen it’s already bad enough that I let you
out Riz Meister what’s this guy waffling about out they seem harmless and they wouldn’t have
been left outside if they’d actually done anything bad right fortunately you find the keys
after rummaging around spotting them hidden away under some crumbled wrappers and receipts for a
jolly meal you slide out of the cop car shutting the door behind you and Shuffle over to the still
unnamed suspect his name is Criminal question mark you might as well change that since you’re now
partners in crime hey you found him real dope moment there pal now if you could just they wiggle
their cuffs around before smiling at you handle this we can both get out of here and DK nuggies on
me whenever you’re free dank nuggies this crime is looking up tempting but there’s something I’m more
interested in the name of my new partner in crime they let out a relieved sigh his their easygoing
grin makes a comeback wow you had me spook there an out of season spook for poor little entity so
scary I don’t know if that was a glitch or if you did that on purpose but I also don’t like the the
the the fact that your name is entity you take the time to introduce yourself to entity might as
well let them know who you are so you can cash out in on that offer of free nuggies unlocking
the Cuffs only takes a moment and they eagerly rub their wrists they then shut the handcuffs and
gesture for you to give them the key what are you planning on doing I figured I’d return them since
I’m not using them their tone is casual borderline aloof it looks like this might be a pretty regular
routine for them you shrug and pass them the Cuffs in no time they open the car door toss the items
inside and shut it thanks again for the help dude you’re pretty cool still don’t feel too good about
it you’re welcome and you too hey hey you better be serious about those nuggies they nod and Flash
you a grin swag now I got to scram before the Riz meister and the Jolly Fry Boy find out you sent
me free see you later hey maybe now I can get some Headway with the old man in there to tell him
there were some weird hooded people watching me entity waves at you before slinking away as they
progress down the street and vanish from sight you realize something how are you supposed to get
your free nuggies if you didn’t know where to find them they didn’t give you a number an address
or anything had had you been scammed heartbroken over your nugget State you turn your attention
back to what you came here for you can look for entity another time I don’t like that his name is
entity with the door now closing softly behind you you find yourself face to face with a firearm
pointing directly at you all right put your hands up you’re under arrest all right I mean
if you can’t do the crime don’t put the time yeah Jesus Christmas just joking what the heck
you can’t just point your gun at uh what if I lie without giving it much thought you blurt
out the first thing that comes to mind mind po po poopa stinker I’m poopa stinker come on
it’s a great joke the Pinnacle of humor and you’re expecting the officer to either laugh
or glare at you in disappointment you’re not at all prepared when he nods along of
course I’ll remember that next time we talk what H that name fits you almost too well
what what as you flounder around the realization that you may be stuck with the name poopa stinka
for the rest of your days the officer continues speaking shotgun man yeah why do they call you
oh no my name my name is poopa stinker all right hello and welcome to my YouTube channel I am
poopa stinka shotgun man well I guess I can’t call him peanut no more so I finished unpacking
and wandered around but that’s about it that’s understandable I wouldn’t do much if I didn’t have
friends either oh they don’t mean that although I do hope you have someone to spend time with I do
but he’s busy if not well you know what return fire set cannons to Riz spending time with me hm
are you offering to be my body guard legally I’m not allowed to agree to that statement but I’m
not disagreeing either a getting a grand tour from the best cop in town your safety is more
than guaranteed Oh you mean cops plural oh oh no is there going to be a poly route with
these two huh you didn’t really think I’d let you waltz around with a potential Criminal
right Fat Chance shotgun man pouts at his partner before outright frowning at you either we’re
both showing you around or neither of us will and that’s that a fine by me let’s do it boys I
wouldn’t mind the extra company what you made a good impression nobody’s ever agreed to my
term so readily before I mean he’s kind of cute he’s kind of cute in an OV excited way
real smooth man I mean uh what I meant was uh uh perfect like cap said we usually hang out
here unless we’re on patrol come by and let us know when you’re ready to go can you guys walk
me home in a few hours I’ll even let you ride shotgun what wait no my brain went into went
into the exact wrong place I don’t want to ride shotgun man it’s my seat you got to lay out your
terms so here are mine guests always get to sit up front and you’re not allowed to drive after
what happened last time you don’t know how hard it is to deal with rifle recoil in a moving car I
don’t but our Fender had to learn the hard way uh I also went to the candy Club oh no what if
I don’t accept his hand when I fall on the ground what if I don’t ask him to walk me home
no thanks Bobby I got it opting to not accept the offered hand you stand up on your own Bob
takes a step back and watches once you’re fully upright he Grins and scratches his cheek good
to see you back on your feet cute that looked like quite the fall there there anything else
need patching up I don’t think so but my name is poopa stinka now reject his offer to walk me
home I’m good well the company would be nice you aren’t exactly in the mood for it at the moment
shaking your head you decide to walk home alone Bob doesn’t seem too affected by you rejecting
his offer but his smile has gotten noticeably smaller he nods in understanding while lifting
a hand up to wave I guess I’ll see you later then don’t go tripping over things and hurting
yourself again tripping yeah right I wouldn’t have fallen if someone didn’t get in my way do
you want me to fall for you that badly because I won’t because I already have your teasing
results in Bob’s smile fully returning he Chuckles at your words sure sure I totally
believe you T he he his words are laced with sarcasm more playful rather than biting or mean
this banter carries on for several more minutes each of you responding with your own quip or joke
that makes the other laugh before you knew it you were waving goodbye I got to head off now thanks
for the nice chat it’s been a pleasure speaking with you should I expect to see you at boys and
grills tomorrow planning on being a frequent flyer maybe as long as you don’t trip me again
clumsy clumsy clumsy I better keep an eye out for you and some bandages on hand just
in case sweet dreams darling have a nice night on that note he turns and walks away humming
that same strange tune you had first heard from him back at boys and grills hm in no time at all
he Ducks into an Alleyway Vanishing from sight and leaving you all alone with the warmth produced by
his presence now gone the chill of the approaching night seems to draw closer trying your best to
shake off your anxiety you turn around and begin your journey back home only the echoing sounds
of your footsteps act as your company as you return and the trip is a swift yet silent one
as you pass through the once bustling streets the lights of stores and houses begin to flicker
on there are still people out and about but they move with an air of caution and uncertainty worry
and nerves causing the world around to become more subdued fortunately you’re arrive home without
incident and with a weary sigh open the front door is it still all dark in here ah uh what about this
light over here you run your hand up the side of the lamp fumbling around for the switch for a
second you think you see the light flicker but it doesn’t turn on you click it again nothing dang
it it’s as though the power really is out what the heck uh you part the curtains further and peer out
into the darkened Street one of the street lights flickers and your eye snaps to it ah ah I saw that
unconsciously you lean forward as your eyes narrow it looked like someone was standing beneath the
lamp the shadowy form just a bit too far away to clearly make out just who is [Music] that it takes
you only a second to recover from the scare but in that time the figures seem to have disappeared
strange was someone trying to prank you then again it was entirely possible you might have just been
seeing things remember what the cops said you’re probably just on hedge like everyone else it’s
only one way to find out for sure head outside or wait I’m not ready wait I’m not ready you have
all the time to look around do you the outdoors aren’t going anywhere and apparently neither
are you for now why you got to say it like that um H I guess maybe the only thing we can do is go
outside oh yeah let’s get a closer look at that mannequin hey buddy you bite the bullet before
stepping closer to the figure and Shining your light directly on it when you inspect it up
close you can see it’s just that half hazard posed mannequin you can recall it standing
here earlier today but not dressing it up it’s still looking at you a hint of questioning
behind its blank features bop it or check it I kind of want to Bop It Bop It you wind up as far
as you can smacking the mannequin with all your on edge might it sways and Bobs in response you rest
easy knowing it can’t hit back can it all right let’s head outside listen here Buster a sensation
of uneasiness lingers and your fingers shake with pent up energy dang it that leads me right to
where I want to be I mean right where I don’t want to be unless I missed anything important I think
that’s all the choices I can make right now all the things I can do right now this is still a demo
there were a few bugs here and there but this is a very solid game I’ve been waiting for this for
a very long time I’m very excited to finally be playing it well if you enjoyed this video Me and
My many fictional husbands would appreciate it if you liked subscribed or interacted in any way that
is comfortable for you but anyway thank you so much for hanging out with me take care of yourself
have a great night and remember there is always [Music] [Music] hope sweet dreams
darling have a nice night [Music] for [Music]
TLC is a dating simulator wherein you, the player, try your hand at courting the barbaric butcher Bob Velseb. Can you win the heart of the creepy cannibal who’s at large and in charge, or will you end up being the main course? Only time will tell!
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34件のコメント
8:49 IS THAT EDD FROM EDDSWORLD ????
youre the embodiment of every fangirl with how in sync ur reactions are to mine omg 😂❤
I cant wait for more to come out for this
52:46 Espoir hablando español!!!!?? 😮
Little bunny? More like killer in a bunny costume
Nah I have crushs on every crazy character I see and MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR BOB
I'm currently a new viewer and i really love this game, I'm already obssesed aith bob even more hahaha, Great video!❤️❤️
APPARENTLY THE FULL GAME IS NOW OUT I BEG OF YOU TO PLAY IT ! PLEASE ESPOIR PLEAAASEEEE 🙏
the goofy giggle you make every time bob completes you is so funny omg 😭
1:21:45 Even the person in the car is telling you to stop 😂
I wish there were Persian subtitles too.
I love your vibes fr ;u;
I agree with the Halloween skipping. Makes me MMMAAAADDD
If I was ever in one of these situations irl I'd become a hostile Chihuahua
34:59 “but Bobby!”
1:34:04 “THAT STRANGE MAN KILLED THE KIDS, SOMEBODY STOP THE MAAAAAAAN!” (Just realized the mannequin looks like the candy dealer!
Every time I look at Bob he kinda looks like casoh(not trying to be mean)
47:12 as someone who October baby this is so personal me because why why it was one day ago Christmas that too soon let Halloween have this moment and then some like Christmas
1:42:18 yes you would be so dead,but don’t blame you because I have a thing for vampires and demons or half demons you get the point I don’t blame you lol
52:46 "por queee?" Se ponía a hablar español, amo
Bob: *inhales*
Espoir: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
What my friend name bobby is pretty good and it's my friend who is that guy
16:02 A BOBSUNE MIKU?! WHAT😱😱
27:47 I would say “twinkle twinkle little star” 😂✨
24:20 bros about to get an omen from starclan😭
I just wanted to say this is the first video I have seen of your and honestly out of all my watching I love you and your reactions they are soooo relatable, you my friend earned a new subscriber
I need this game. Man my taste in fictional men is concerning but I don’t care!
0:42 the “hehe” was so real-
I almost explode if it's real I explode and when I search it it's not there:(
Where did you find it?
:3
25:08 its like- Night In The Woods i love it
MEU DEUS QUE FOFO ELA FALANDO "por que" ♡ na parte 52:47
When he said 'darlin' MY BLLOD PRESSURE WAS HIGH