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This is a desolate wilderness, often frequented by wild animals. How could a woman be sleeping here? It’s unbelievable! Girl , girl, wake up! Girl, wake up! Are you alright? Are you alright? Who are you ? You’re repaying kindness with enmity! I spent forty-nine days gathering this herb, making forty-nine trips! You’re a demon! Money? What money? I haven’t settled accounts with you yet! Look at this herb, I waited for forty-nine days to gather it, and I still need to take it back to my master for alchemy. What, aren’t you a money demon? I don’t even know what you’re talking about! If my master finds out when I get back, he’ll definitely beat me to death! I’m sorry , I didn’t mean to . How about I explain to your master for you? Alright, alright, I guess I’m just unlucky today. I saved the wrong person, you stinky Taoist! I’ve already apologized to you , so why are you talking to my Eighth Princess like that? Hmph, I’d like to hear which princess you are. What kind of person are you , so ill-mannered? Heavenly Demon, run! Where are you going? Stop right there! Alright, it’s safe now. Thank goodness you’re here, Mingdao. Why was there so much smoke just now? Which immortal saved us? That was my junior brother’s super invincible smoke bomb! Senior brother, I think it should be renamed the Escape Smoke Bomb! Amazing! So mortals can also use magic. Otherwise, do you think Taoists can’t be stopped by magic? Haha, you two, get ready! “What do you want now that you ‘ve left me here in this desolate wilderness, my little ancestor? I’ve already had enough bad luck today. I lost all the medicinal herbs, and now I have to take you back ? Do you even want me to live? I mean, I can explain to your master, and he’ll even praise you for saving my life. Just because you ‘re ‘you’ doesn’t mean you can underestimate me. I’m a fairy, a fairy! Hahaha! We are gods who fell from heaven to earth! We are gods! Hahaha! Gods, gods, gods, gods ! Gods , gods ! How dare you be so rude! Yes, yes, Jade Emperor, how have you been lately? Has the Celestial Hound eaten? How dare you be so rude! Miss, miss, miss, miss, please calm down! Actually, my junior brother just has a sharp tongue.” You’re so kind -hearted , I’m ruthless! Let me tell you , I kill people and I kill ghosts! If it weren’t for this Brother Mingdao, you would have been killed by the former demon long ago. You’re the one who pulled me away. Alright, alright, stop arguing. I never expected to see the Eighth Princess’s beauty in the mortal realm. It’s truly an honor for this humble Daoist. Mingdao , take this precious pearl. Tomorrow morning, you two will escort the Eighth Princess to the Yin-Yang Eight Trigrams Formation at the mountaintop to ascend to heaven. Remember, you are still mortals and are not allowed to enter the Southern Heavenly Gate. Understand? Master, thank you, true Daoist immortal. Brother Mingdao , is this place? Master said it is. Then let’s go . Senior brother, didn’t Master give you a spirit pearl? Oh right, I ‘m back! Princess Fang, you’re finally back! The Jade Emperor is almost frantic. Go report! No need to go, I’ll go to the Lingxiao Palace now. You keep an eye on those two little Daoists outside the door. Princess, since you’ve delivered her, we’ll take our leave first. Princess, farewell. “I ‘ll leave now. Come with me to the Divine Mountain. This is the Heavenly Court; everyone must listen to me. Your master has no say in this . Where are we? This is the Divine Mountain. You just flew over the 33rd Heaven. I’m bringing you to find the Sword God. Sword God , you pretended to be asleep to deceive me! Little Eight , I disguised myself so well that you recognized me. Hehe, why haven’t you come to see me for so long? And you even brought two mortals to please me! Hehehe, I just happen to have two steamed buns here . Hehehe, you two, eat them! Hurry up and eat them so you’ll have the strength to return to the mortal realm. Why does this taste so strange? The more I eat , the sweeter it gets. It’s quite delicious. Steamed buns made in the Heavenly Palace are really different. What is this? What is this? Congratulations, you two have immortal power ! Immortal power! Hehe, you two rascals ate the Queen Mother’s peaches of immortality! Peaches of immortality ! Hehe, this time you really can’t go back. Do you know how serious the consequences are? Little Eight , you actually took the peaches of immortality for them without permission!” You’re getting bolder and bolder, Mother ! Mother, don’t be angry! I won’t do it again ! Jade Emperor, since things have come to this, you decide what to do. Little Eight, Little Eight, I really can’t do anything with you! Taibai Jinxing: Those two Taoist priests are destined to become immortals. Is there anything we can do for them? There are two vacancies. One is Zhili Lang, and the other is Qingqian Xianli. Mingdao appoints you as Zhili Lang and Zhiji Lang. What is the job of Zhiji Lang ? It’s to be responsible for the defense of the various palaces of Heaven. Youdao appoints you as Qingqian Xianli and Qingqian Xianli. What is Qingqian Xianli ? Hahaha, it’s a little fairy who counts money! Taibai Jinxing : Take Mingdao and Youdao to report for duty. As ordered, you two, please follow me. Yes, yes, thank you , Heavenly General. Please come, come, come, come, come. You are the new Youdao, right? Yes , let me tell you, I am one of the three stewards of the God of Wealth’s Palace , specifically responsible for… “Training the new immortal: You can call me by my Taoist name Yuanbao , or you can call me Third Senior Brother. Uh, Yuanbao , Third Senior Brother. If you call me Yuanbao, don’t call me Third Senior Brother. If you call me Third Senior Brother, don’t call me Yuanbao. How can you be so stupid ? Yuanbao, Yuanbao, is that what you call me? Okay, Third Senior Brother, that’s more like it . Hurry up and change your clothes. These clothes are so ugly. They’re not the same style as yours, are they? Look, you ‘re new here. What do you know? This is the uniform of the God of Wealth’s Palace. Only when you change into it will others know you’re from the God of Wealth’s Palace. Can I not change? Of course not. Hurry up and take him to change his clothes. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up , hurry up , hurry up! How can you be so stupid? Now, I’ll tell you what you have to do . Remember, I’ll only say it once. Your job is to take the records in this booklet I have , come on, come on, and put the copper coins from the bag one by one into the cabinets with the corresponding names.” You can’t put in one more or one less, understand? Oh, I understand, I understand. But what if I really put in the wrong one? No, no, no! I’m telling you, everyone’s money in the human world corresponds to the money in the cabinet with their name on it. If you put in the wrong person’s money in the human world, that person’s money is also wrong. Oh, I understand. Work hard, and in a few years you’ll be a supervisor like me. So how long have you been doing this? Not long, not long. One year for the copper vault, one year for the silver vault, eight months for the gold vault. That’s not long either . What a coincidence! One day in heaven is a year on earth . Let me tell you , when I first arrived at the Tongzi vault , the human world was still in the Qin Dynasty. Qin Shi Huang had just unified the currency, and those few days were very easy for us. But when we got to the silver vault, apart from that, Liu Bei, uh, Sun Quan, Cao Cao started some kind of Three Kingdoms, and the currency was a mess. It was so annoying! Later it got even more chaotic. Only when we got to the gold vault did the human world return to the Tang Dynasty , and we were finally comfortable. Haha. So what about now ? No, you’re asking me. Didn’t you just come up from below ? You don’t know what the situation is like down there. I’ve never cared about these things. I’ve just been quietly cultivating my path and planting my flowers. Okay, okay, okay, okay , let me tell you, the situation down there is still great. You’ve caught a good time. Uh… Society is stable , there’s no trouble, the common people are well-fed and clothed, and even have some money in their hands . I’m not going to talk to you anymore, just listen to what I’m saying, be careful and attentive. I’m leaving. So being an immortal is so unskilled, even a fool can do it? And this outfit is so ugly and smelly! Ah, people say immortals are carefree, it ‘s all a lie . What leisurely official ? They’re just money slaves! Third Senior Brother, you look good. How about it ? You’ve had a good day at work, haven’t you? Before I became an immortal, I loved the sound of money. I thought, if one day I could count money every day, that would be like being an immortal! Haha, you’re lucky to have come to the God of Wealth’s Palace, enjoy it! I’m leaving, Third Senior Brother . Uh, is there anything else? Could you ask the God of Wealth to transfer me away from the God of Wealth’s Palace ? No, no, no… It was you! What did you say? Say it again! I really want to leave this place, leave the God of Wealth’s Mansion! It wasn’t you! What are you thinking? I just feel it’s very inappropriate. Can you ask the God of Wealth to transfer me away from the God of Wealth’s Mansion ? Or, is there any work like planting flowers and grass in the God of Wealth’s Mansion? I can do that. I’ll leave it as it is. You do n’t want to set a precedent, but you insist on planting flowers and grass. I really don’t understand. Hey, Third Senior Brother, I’m serious. As long as I can leave this money-counting work, I’ll do whatever you want. Okay , okay, I’ll say it. But tomorrow morning, I’ll take you to see Master. Okay , uh, Master hasn’t arrived yet. Why don’t you two wait here for a bit? I have to go first. Okay, okay, thank you, Junior Brother. You ‘re welcome . I’m early. Please wait. Hey, Master, you’ve arrived! Master has arrived! Greetings , Uncle-Master! What do you need me for ? Master Youdao needs you. You are Youdao ! Yes, God of Wealth, you haven’t been here long. Are you not used to it yet? If I stay any longer , I’ll still feel uncomfortable. Why? Because I am… ” I don’t like counting money, and I don’t like money either. Could you find me another job ? Actually, I can do things like planting flowers. Back in Zhenxian Temple, my master always said I had a great aptitude for planting flowers. I’m really sorry, but in our God of Wealth’s Palace, we only have money-counting jobs. Immortals value marriage most. There’s a reason you came to the God of Wealth’s Palace. It seems I have no choice but to leave, because if I stay any longer, I’ll go crazy.” ” What did you say? You …you listen! You only have two paths before you: one is to continue counting money in the God of Wealth’s Palace, and the other is to give up being an immortal. I’d rather give up being an immortal, hahaha! Young man , you’re very straightforward , I admire you. But there’s a way: entering immortality isn’t easy, and leaving immortality is equally difficult. Only two kinds of people will be approved by the Jade Emperor to return from heaven to earth. So, please, God of Wealth, let me make this clear: the first kind is immortals carrying the Jade Emperor’s decree to carry out missions in the mortal realm ; the second kind are immortals who have committed serious offenses, like Marshal Tianpeng back then. Are there any third kinds? No. Go back and think it over carefully. There’s a way. You really want to leave ? You really want to leave? I don’t care , I don’t care what method I use , I really want to leave! Hey!” “Go away? You can’t just leave even if you want to! Didn’t you hear Master say you either have to go down on a mission or make a mistake? Otherwise, don’t go down! I’m going to be reckless! I’m going to be like Marshal Tianpeng and flirt with a fairy! You think you can still be human after being banished to the mortal realm? Look how miserable Marshal Tianpeng was, reincarnated as a pig! Yes, I can’t care about that anymore. By the way, senior brother , let me ask you, which fairy does the Jade Emperor love the most? Besides the Queen Mother, it’s the Eighth Princess. Eighth Princess, what? You know him? I’m here because of him. Do you know where he lives? Yaochi! Yaochi, with so many guards, how am I supposed to get in? Here you are , sisters. The things you’re carrying look quite heavy. Let me help you carry them. You seem to be from the God of Wealth’s Palace, right? Yes , yes, yes, yes … Uh, actually, it’s like this: the Eighth Princess invited me to see him. So, could you show me the way? Okay, follow me . Let’s go properly. I’m not playing anymore. No, Her Majesty ordered that I must practice this piece well today. I already said I’m not playing anymore. Can you bring me some drawing paper? I want to paint! There ‘s a way to do it, there’s a way ! Haha, you can go down first. Yes, thank you.” You came to see me? Oh , I came to see you! That ‘s great! You have no idea how bored I’ve been. Okay, let’s play a game. What game ? Uh, I’ll tease you . What do you mean by teasing? Don’t worry about that for now . Just wait, I’ll tease you, and then you’ll shout loudly, yell loudly, and then hit me, beat me up, and then grab me and send me to the Jade Emperor to complain about me. That’s right , sounds like fun. Okay, hurry up ! Didn’t we agree that you were going to shout, hit me, and beat me up? This game is over. Okay, okay, let’s do it again, again, again. Well, it’s agreed that this time you have to hit me and shout. Okay, why aren’t you reacting? Didn’t we agree that you were going to hit me and beat me up? Okay, this time I’ll… Seriously, remember to hit me! Youdao , who do you think you are? You can’t even tease people properly. What does he mean by doing this today? Does he like me? Xiao Ba, Xiao Ba, why does my heart flutter whenever I see Youdang ? Am I wrong too? I don’t want to think about it anymore. No, I have to find him and ask him clearly. Princess 8, do you know where Youdao is? This is in Vault 4. Where is Vault 4 ? Oh, I’m going to find him. You guys get to work. It ‘s over, it’s over . Youdao is really finished this time. Youdao didn’t even pass his internship. He ‘s doomed this time. Youdao, why are you here? I’m the Eighth Princess. Where can’t I go? But this is my first time in the God of Wealth’s Mansion. This is the vault. It’s really boring. It seems you don’t… Like this job ? Don’t like it? You still have to do it. Everyone thinks being a god is great, but I don’t think it’s any better than being a human. I didn’t know you were so dissatisfied with this job. Why don’t I go back and discuss it with Father and Mother to see if there are any other jobs you can change to? Seriously, I’m the Eighth Princess , what ca n’t I do? Yes, yes, the Eighth Princess , there’s nothing she can’t do. Thank you, thank you so much! Since you’re unhappy with your job, let me help you. What do you know? These things are annoying. I’m not afraid of trouble , teach me! Okay, I’ll teach you. Look, aren’t there many names? Find a square that corresponds to a name , grab a handful of copper coins, and see which one corresponds to… Count the copper coins , then drop the handful of copper coins in until all the copper coins are used up. The count must perfectly match the number of copper coins in the ledger —not a penny more, not a penny less. See how difficult that is? So troublesome, right? But what’s so difficult about that? Watch me! Alright, try it yourself. I’ll go get you a cup of tea . Hehehe, you’re really lucky, kid. The Eighth Princess actually helped you for light-years! What kind of luck is that? Let me tell you, the Eighth Princess is a golden branch and jade leaf; she never comes to the God of Wealth’s Mansion. We can’t even see her once, right? That’s right, kid, don’t act all smug. If I really got a good deal, I’d rather be sent back to the mortal realm than have to suffer every… Looking at those boring copper coins, by the way , why are you all so afraid of him? It’s not fear, it ‘s worship. Let me tell you , not only us, but even Master, the Supreme Lord Laozi, the Five Immortals , and the Supreme Immortal Taiyi are all a little afraid of him. Why are these old immortals afraid of this girl ? It’s hilarious! Hahaha, what did I say wrong? I’m telling you, he’s incredibly stupid and has a very low IQ. He was so easily fooled. Listen to me, Youdao, what did you say? I didn’t say anything . I want you to apologize to me. Why should I apologize? Fat Princess , don’t be angry. We’ll teach him a lesson for you. You don’t need to apologize. You won’t apologize? You won’t apologize? I’ll burn your children’s pants. What are you still standing there for? Stop him! Let me tell you, there’s nothing the Eighth Princess can’t do. Go away! Your Samadhi True Fire! Eighth Princess, Eighth Princess, stop making trouble! Apologize! What’s wrong with you, woman? You’re so unreasonable! Who told you to call me stupid? Apologize? You dare? What don’t I dare to do? Xia Meizhenhuo, don’t kill him! Go away! Go away! Xia Meizhenhuo, go away! I’m sorry, are you alright? I didn’t mean to! Don’t come any closer ! Don’t come any closer! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to! Now I understand why you’re the Eighth Princess. Why? Do you look down on me? I dare not! I dare not! Don’t come any closer! Please, don’t come any closer! The adults below often teach their children never to play with fire. Playing with fire is very dangerous. Please, please, don’t play with fire anymore, okay? You’re right! You’re right! You’re alright! Okay, okay , just bear with it. You’re still advising the Eighth Princess not to play with fire? I think it’s not the Eighth Princess playing with fire, it’s you, it’s me! Of course, Princess Reba is even more dangerous than playing with fire ! Okay , I know I was wrong. I won’t do it again. Look at your face! I need to ask my eldest brother to go to Laozi and get some ointment for you to apply so it will heal faster. Please don’t! No, no, no , no, whatever you want! Bye, Third Brother! I just feel it getting hotter and hotter, and it hurts so much! Didn’t I just tell you? If you don’t apply Laozi’s ointment for three hours, your face won’t get better. Is it that serious? Oh, you’re such an idiot in the Heavenly Realm! You don’t know anything ! What’s burning you is Samadhi True Fire! Samadhi True Fire ! Hey, how come there’s ointment? And what is this ? Hehehe , there’s a way ! Look, this is the Eighth Princess bringing you ointment! Hehe, how do you know it’s the Eighth Princess? In the Heavenly Realm, the Eighth Princess’s paintings are the best. Look how much she paints you! Look, look, look! I’m not that fat! Foolish people have foolish luck! Little Flower, this poem is for you: A solitary orchid grows in a secluded courtyard, overgrown with weeds, though it shines in the spring sunshine and flies high in the autumn moon. Thank you, Senior Brother Chen . Orchid, my feelings for you are all contained within it. Lao He, what’s wrong? Senior Brother Chen , if we were just ordinary people, how wonderful that would be. Everyone in the world says immortals are good, why do you envy mortals ? Senior Brother Chen, you must have heard the story of Dong Yong and the Seventh Fairy, right? Of course I have. The Seventh Princess and Dong Yong secretly pledged their lives to each other, and in the end, the Seventh Princess was locked in the Spring Palace forever, and Dong Yong was almost torn to pieces. Heaven and earth know this , but what does it have to do with you and me? The rules of the immortals are strict, and we are both… What’s different about immortals ? Orchid , don’t worry, we’ll definitely find a way. Senior Brother Chen, it’s getting late, you should go back quickly, otherwise if Master sees you, I’m afraid we’ll never see each other again . Uh… Orchid, Orchid , does it mean that because of the strict rules of the immortals , we’re like strangers? Senior Brother Chen, please excuse me. Orchid, Master, please let me sit down. Chen’er, Master has something very important to tell you today. Master, please explain the Way of the God of Wealth. It lies in the balance between gathering and scattering. You must understand these principles well. In the future,
Master may not have much time to teach you. Master, why do you say that? I have decided to recommend you to the Jade Emperor as the next Star Lord of Talent and Virtue . Thank you. Master, your kindness is beyond my ability to repay. I can only do my duty to repay your kindness . Get up. Heaven has decreed that if you become the God of Wealth, you can find a Goddess of Wealth. Then you can legitimately date the Orchid Fairy. Master , you know about this matter . Hmph, just because I don’t say something doesn’t mean I don’t know it. Master , I will recommend you to the Jade Emperor tomorrow as the next God of Wealth. Go back and prepare well. Yes, I will take my leave. By the way , before the Jade Emperor approves, don’t go to see the Orchid Fairy. It will give others cause for criticism, you know? This matter is of utmost importance. Who would be the best person to ask ? Yuanbao, no, that kid has too foul a mouth . What if he finds out? I ‘m afraid even the position of God of Wealth will be in trouble. I’ll go find Youdao; he just arrived and doesn’t know anything, so it’s more appropriate to go with him. Youdao, Youdao, Youdao, Senior Brother, what brings you here ? Youdao, I have something to trouble you with. I have a letter here ; could you please deliver it to the Orchid Fairy of the Hundred Flowers Mansion? I’m here because all my other junior brothers are busy, so I have to ask you for this. Okay, okay, no problem, absolutely no problem. This little thing is no problem for me. It’s a small matter for you, but it’s a big deal for me. Oh, remember, you must personally deliver it to the Orchid Fairy. Okay, definitely no problem , definitely no problem. Then wait a moment , I’ll finish counting all this money and then go to the Orchid Fairy’s Mansion immediately. Ma Qu, then I’ll leave it to you. Youdao , okay, goodbye, goodbye, take care. Come visit sometime, come often . Eighth Princess , you’re here! It’s good that you’re here. Did you need something? I have something important to tell you. What’s so important? Are you alright after the burns last time? If you don’t touch me, you’ll be fine. Oh, by the way , Eighth Princess , I applied the medicine you gave me to my face last time, and it’s healed now. My mother said that if you hurt someone, you have to compensate them. No need for that. I didn’t mean it last time, consider this compensation . Here you go. Okay, then we’re even. Where you go and where I go are none of your business . You’re acting so sneaky and in such a hurry , and you’re carrying a letter to whom? Flower Fairy, so The God of Wealth can choose a Goddess of Wealth, the God of Wealth God-Grandpa. The Goddess of Wealth is the Grandma. “Didn’t you leave? Why are you still here ?” “You didn’t leave either. Why are you still here? I’m too lazy to bother with you. I’m leaving.” If Youdao becomes the God of Wealth, and I can become the Goddess of Wealth, wouldn’t I be able to follow Youdao every day without breaking the Heavenly Rules ? That’s great! Haha! Greetings, Jade Emperor! I have prepared the candidate for the next God of Wealth. Please take a look, Jade Emperor. Present him! This eldest disciple is indeed a talent ! Jade Emperor, if there are no problems , please stamp it. Okay, okay, etc., etc., etc., etc. Don’t fall silent! What is it? Daughter, I have an even more suitable candidate for the God of Wealth! Haha! When are you here? “So you’re getting concerned about Father Emperor’s affairs? Why don’t you tell me? I have no time for politics. It’s just that I’ve been visiting the God of Wealth’s Palace recently and discovered a very talented young immortal. He ‘s also very efficient, so I think he’s the most suitable to be the next God of Wealth. Eighth Princess, who are you talking about? It’s Youdao, who was just sent to your God of Wealth’s Palace. Youdao, Youdao , he’s only just entered the immortal palace. Although his immortal rank is good , his seniority is still too short for promotion. Don’t cause trouble here , child. The God of Wealth’s eldest disciple has been managing affairs for many years , working very hard and with a high reputation. The old God of Wealth’s choice is never wrong. I know Youdao saved you once, and you want to repay him, but a prince is a prince.” “I ‘m telling you, in a couple of days Father will reward them with a garden, what do you think? My good daughter, go play now. What are you doing? Let go! I won’t let go! I won’t let go! Let go, Xiao Ba! What are you doing? Let go! Xiao Ba ! I won’t let go! Let go! What do you want to say? Tell Mother! What do you want to say? Let’s talk this out ! This is unbecoming! Let go! Unless you promise me you won’t issue the seal first… Okay, okay,
let go! Father promises you, I won’t issue the seal first! Alright , let go! It’s a promise! It’s a promise! Xiao Ba, what exactly happened ? It’s all because you spoiled your good daughter . She actually interfered with the succession of the God of Wealth’s position! Xiao Ba, the God of Wealth is related to the fate of the nation and the people’s livelihood in the mortal world. How can she act recklessly? You don’t understand this principle, but your daughter does. However, Youdao is very suitable for her. Your daughter just feels that he is suitable , more suitable than anyone else. That’s why your daughter pleaded with Father! Alright, stop making trouble. Your daughter understands Youdao very well.” Because he’s the most suitable person to be the God of Wealth. If he wore the God of Wealth’s robes, he would definitely be more majestic than anyone else. Tell your mother the truth , are you coming with me out of gratitude or for something else ? When I locked your seventh sister in the Lock Spring Palace, you were still young. Now you should understand what law she broke. Daughter knows I have eight daughters, seven of whom are estranged from me. Little Eight , you are the youngest. Your Majesty, I don’t want you to grow up. I’m afraid you’ll do the same thing again. Your Majesty, I know you were wrong. I know your pain. I want to be a filial daughter and make you and Father happy. So you, Youdao, became the God of Wealth because if you become the God of Wealth, you can get married and choose a goddess from among the fairies to be your Goddess of Wealth. Right? You guessed it, my little Eighth . You’re really something. You ‘d rather be a goddess than a fairy and be a Goddess of Wealth whom even the celestial realm ignores. Your Majesty, since there’s a loophole in the Heavenly Rules, why don’t we take advantage of it? Your Majesty, I’ve already inquired. Youdao is indeed a very insightful immortal, very suitable for the position of God of Wealth. Oh, is that so? Yes, but he’s been in Heaven for less than a month . When you first ascended to Heaven as an immortal, didn’t you also become the God of Wealth? But… but my eldest disciple is also very suitable. For so many years, I’ve heard that he’s been helping you manage the God of Wealth’s Palace. So this matter cannot be taken lightly. I urge you to think it over carefully . My dear minister, you still have more than a month before you abdicate. Why are you in such a hurry to give the position to your eldest disciple ? Are you tired of the God of Wealth’s position and fed up with the Money Demon ? Your Majesty , I thought both my eldest disciple and Youdao were excellent, making it difficult to choose. Since that ‘s the case, I offer a plan: let them both go to the mortal realm to gain experience and see who is the best candidate to become the God of Wealth. Mother, you mean to send Youdao to the mortal realm ? No, not alone. He and my eldest disciple will go together to see who earns the most money and who truly understands the right way to make money. That person will be the next God of Wealth. Very well, I will certainly be fair. Besides the Queen Mother, I will also be a witness. If there is any injustice, then disqualify him. Master, why is this happening? Why make me compete with Youdao, who has just entered the sect ? To be honest, this matter is also beyond my expectations. I wanted to interject several times , but the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had already made their decision, so I couldn’t say anything more. Don’t worry, what’s yours is yours, no one can take it away. Competition might not be a bad thing. But why Youdao of all people? If it were my second or third brother, I wouldn’t be so angry. It’s come to this, you should accept the facts. Master , I can’t do anything about it. You can go now. Master wants some peace and quiet. Is it really the Jade Emperor who decreed that you and your eldest brother should compete for the position of God of Wealth? Are you kidding me ? Youdao… Seriously ? Hey kid, you don’t look like the God of Wealth at all. Why did the Jade Emperor suddenly remember you? Did you save the Eighth Princess’s life and get promoted? How would I know? Ugh, so annoying! Please stop asking, okay? Alright, alright, Senior Brother, Senior Brother, Senior Brother, you know about that matter, right? Oh, I know. Actually, I really don’t understand why I’m being asked to compete with you for the position of God of Wealth. Everyone knows it’s definitely you. Since Master and the Jade Emperor are so certain , there must be a reason. Since that’s the case , prepare well. Senior Brother, please don’t be angry. If you really do become the God of Wealth, can you grant me one request? What is it? Transfer me out of the God of Wealth’s Palace. Alright , if I’m lucky enough to succeed my master, I’ll definitely put in a good word for you before the Jade Emperor. Thank you, Senior Brother Liu Dao. Thank you, Liu Dao. What’s the matter? The Eighth Princess wants you to go to Yaochi right away. Do you know why? If not, then I’ll take my leave. Princess, Youdao is here! Come , sit down ! What’s going on? Are you about to descend to the mortal realm to compete for the position of God of Wealth? I’ve specially prepared some dishes to reward you. Senior Brother and I are going to compete for the position of God of Wealth. Did you tell the Jade Emperor? Yes , what’s wrong with you? You know I don’t like staying in the God of Wealth’s Palace. I really can’t let Youdao know about this. I want him to know. I originally told my mother that I would help you change jobs, but… Mother said your position is too low and you’re not qualified. What should I do to become qualified? The heads of the various palaces in Heaven are all qualified to make demands on Father. If you become the God of Wealth, you will have the right to make demands on Father. I think Father won’t refuse then. Don’t joke around. My eldest brother is so outstanding, the position of God of Wealth is rightfully his. How can I compete with him? As long as you are willing to work hard, you can do anything. Eighth Princess, the Queen Mother is here ! Oh no ! If Mother finds out you’re in my bedroom, I’m doomed! Come with me! You wait here for me. Don’t wander around. I’ll go out and hold them off first . Mother , Mother , come and see my daughter. Come in! Mother, why aren’t you welcoming me? It’s not that I was suffocating in my room. How about we… Sit here. Oh, that’s fine. Isn’t this the letter that Senior Brother gave to Orchid Fairy? How come it’s here? Is my daughter feeling better? No, I’ll send the Supreme Lord Laozi a magic pill. No need, no need. I came out for some fresh air and I feel much better. Oh, right, Mother, Senior Brother Cheng from the God of Wealth Mansion is so powerful. How could Youdao possibly beat him? It all depends on her own efforts. Daughter, Mother also wants to be a good mother, but we can’t be unfair. If even Heaven is unfair, no need to send me off. Mother is leaving. So all of this was your doing. What are you doing? A gentleman should help others achieve their goals . Do you know that what you’re doing will hurt Senior Brother and Orchid Fairy? I only wanted to help you become the God of Wealth. I never thought about becoming the God of Wealth. It was just your wishful thinking. This is the Sword God Mansion. Why is this flower withered? Wait for me to save you! Hahaha , you really are a kind-hearted person! You even want to help with a magical herb! I didn’t see wrong, you scared me to death! Senior Sword God , I need to talk to you . Do you want me to help you become the God of Wealth , or is it that you can’t? How come you know what I want to ask before I even say it? Hmph, I want to know what others are thinking. Even if others don’t tell me , I know. I really don’t want to hurt my friends , and I don’t want to lock up another princess in the Spring Palace. Besides, I really don’t want to become the God of Wealth and let down the people . I didn’t expect you to have so many worries at such a young age. Aren’t you tired? Hey, look at me, carefree outside the 33rd Heaven. I don’t care about heaven or earth , joy or sorrow, I really don’t want to be the God of Wealth. Do you have any way to help me? Give me a punch ! I’ll give you a “ruin-squandering” punch, and your personality will change drastically. Even if you’re reincarnated , the effect won’t diminish until you’ve squandered all your wealth. Only then will you revert to your true nature. Without wealth , what’s the point of being the God of Wealth? Alright , then hurry up and give it to me! Alright, alright, I’ll give you a punch. But while I’m giving you this punch, I’ll also give you a piece of advice, kid. Remember this, haha! I, the God of Cheapness, am precisely the least cheap person. The God of Wealth is precisely the poorest person, kid ! Ah, ah! Ah, this kid’s got a bit of a slyness, I like it, hehehe. Wow, how did I end up back in the virgin cave? Did I really learn the Money-Worshipping Fist ? Okay, okay, what’s up? Master needs you. He wants you to come out. Oh, I’m going right now. Master’s here again. Greetings, Master. What’s wrong with your eyes ? Oh , I accidentally tripped and fell. Are you alright ? Are you alright? Is Master looking for me? Yes , come over here. Greetings, Venus! Oh, greetings, Venus! Okay, Cheng’er , you two need to hurry up and prepare for your descent to the mortal realm. You’re going to descend so soon ? Yes, this descent is no joke. Hurry back to your room and get ready. Yes, Master. I’m so sorry to trouble you, Venus. This descent is no small matter. Farewell. Thank you for reminding me, Venus. Venus, take care, take care. This is the place where immortals are gathered, the path immortals must take to descend to the mortal realm. From this big, round crystal ball, you can see all the grudges and entanglements of the mortal world. Your future experiences in the mortal world will also be revealed here. Hang in there, hang in there, almost there, almost there, don’t push anymore, don’t push anymore, keep going! Is everything ready ? This servant has everything ready , but isn’t this a bit too scary? If you’re going to do it, you have to do it ruthlessly. Be careful. Once you ‘ve changed it, leave the palace immediately and find a desolate place to bury it. This servant understands, this servant will go and do it right away. In a moment , give this to Master Zhang and say that it’s for the Taoist temple to do good deeds. He will understand. This servant understands, this servant will go and do it right away. How is it? She ‘s given birth ! She’s given birth! Father-in-law , don’t worry. I waited until she was in enough pain before I helped her give birth . She’s already fainted, and I don’t think she’ll wake up anytime soon. Father-in-law, don’t worry, those are all Consort Liu’s people . Alright, give me the child. Alright, take this inside. Congratulations, Your Majesty! Congratulations , Your Majesty! Consort Li has given birth! It’s really my beloved consort! My beloved consort! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Please don’t look ! “Please stop looking! Please stop looking! Your Majesty, my little sister, how could this be? Your Majesty, my child! Quickly bring my child here! What happened to my child? Let me see! How can things on earth be even stranger than those in heaven? Is the bloodline of the Great Song Dynasty about to be extinguished here? These people are committing all sorts of evil deeds on earth , unaware that the heavens above them see everything clearly. But good deeds are rewarded and evil deeds are punished . There’s no need for me to complain. I haven’t even been reincarnated yet, and I already feel remorse . Hmph, I’ve never known the word ‘regret’ since I was a child . So, troubled times produce heroes, and challenges in life aren’t necessarily a bad thing . Well, since you’ve said this, it means you’re ready to be reincarnated. But what about the prince who was switched with a raccoon ? Hahaha, all the schemes on earth are futile, but all of this has been seen by the heavens. Keep watching! This crystal ball is indeed powerful. I say, Master…” Brother, when you reincarnate, be sure to keep your eyes open. Don’t be reborn into some royal family and cause trouble. Reincarnation is the will of Heaven. Actually, it’s your own choice. Senior Brother is right. The fate of immortals is also determined by Heaven. Now the time is almost up. Let’s see which families in the mortal realm have children to be born so we can decide where you’ll go. Okay, wait, wait, wait… The Eighth Princess is here. What are you doing here? I knew you were coming down to the mortal realm , so I came to see you off. Well, thank you, but really, no need. You should go back first. Okay, okay, are you two ready? Now the time is almost up. Let’s see which families you’ll be reincarnated into. It hurts so much! It hurts so much! Just a little longer! It hurts so much! I can’t take it anymore! Just a little longer! Hold on, I’m about to give birth! Look carefully. There are two families below, one poor and one rich. You each choose one. Okay, I entered the sect first , so I should let my junior brother have a turn. You choose first, okay, senior brother. Uh, then I’ll choose the poor one. What? Hahaha, not bad, not bad, not bad. In ancient times, Kong Rong shared pears with others. Now, you two are showing each other humility, quite like immortals. Are you two ready? Ready? The left is poor, the right is rich. Stand in your positions. You, please wait ,
wait, wait , wait , senior brother , come here for a second. What are you doing here? Who ‘s here ? Senior brother , senior … Dissatisfied , I told my father that the human world was in turmoil and that endless calamities might befall it. At this time, the resentment accumulated from the unjust case of the Heavenly Prince was precisely what strengthened the malevolent aura of the demons who had fled to the human world. This double threat was not to be underestimated; we must not allow the demons to gain the upper hand. I think it would be better to send a deity down to earth to protect the Crown Prince . In the unseen realm , this would naturally assist the true Son of Heaven in safeguarding the realm. A good idea! If the evil aura weakens, the power of the demons will naturally not expand. So, in the opinion of my beloved ministers, who is suitable for this position ? I think there is one person most suitable: Ming Dao, the Halberd Bearer of the True Martial Hall. As far as I know, he is just a newly arrived minor deity in Heaven. Even so … He is the reincarnation of Venus, one of the Seven Mansions of the East. Since it is destined, then let him descend to earth to assist the emperor. I am your decree, and I hereby authorize Venus to receive the imperial edict. My wife has a son . My wife , look how beautiful this child is! His eyes are so much like yours! My wife, what’s wrong? My wife , wake up! My wife , my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife , my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife , what’s wrong? My wife has given birth to a big, healthy boy for you! This is wonderful! Oh, my goodness! Master Chai , look how beautiful this child is! He has a full forehead and will surely be rich and noble in the future ! Thank you for your kind words ! Thank you for your kind words! Thank you, Master Chai! What name do you plan to give our son? The child’s name has already been chosen . “Chai Yuanguang, Caiyuan Guang, that’s right, it means wealth flowing in from all directions . Master, look at your limited education, how can you choose such an unpleasant name? So, according to Madam, what do you think our son should be named? If you ask me, Master, although you love money , you acquire it ethically . A gentleman loves money, but acquires it ethically. ‘Wealth through ethical means’ implies that our child is a gentleman. A good name is Youdao. My dear son , Mingdao, Zhenwu Hall, Zhiji Lang, Mingdao is here ! Are you ready? The time has come, please… Wait… Wait… Wait… Eighth Princess, Princess, don’t be silly this time. Don’t worry, I’m here to say goodbye to Mingdao. Mingdao, it wasn’t easy for you and Youdao to become immortals… Thinking…” Someone can play with me now , but you’ve all left , leaving me all alone in the sky. Princess Mingdao, don’t be so sad. Take good care of yourself in the future. You are also Mingdao’s senior brother, aren’t you? You must remember to protect Mingdao for me. Even if you didn’t say it, I would still do it. Yes, Mingdao and Youdao are brothers. He was originally the reincarnation of the Seven Stars of the East. He was destined to be Youdao’s benefactor. You can rest assured. Now it’s almost time, Princess. Let Mingdao go down. Princess, then I’ll take my leave. Don’t forget what I said. Princess Mingdao, don’t worry. Second Princess, everything’s alright here. This old man will go first. Now it’s all over, everyone’s gone. It’s so boring being alone in Heaven again. I’m afraid I won’t be able to save the child. I have to hurry up and bring the child down, otherwise he will bleed to death. You must save the child ! Are you out of your mind? The child’s father is leaving for war tomorrow. The child is indeed alive. Congratulations! It’s a man, madam. Look, madam, give the child a name. What’s in this name ? Why do you want to descend to the mortal realm? Youdao and Senior Brother Chen have already descended to the mortal realm. On the surface, they are competing fairly for the position of God of Wealth, but in my opinion, it’s not fair at all. How is it not fair? Tell me the reason. Think about Senior Brother Cheng in the God of Wealth’s Palace… So long ago, you’ve truly mastered the teachings of the God of Wealth, and you’re self-reliant and have good interpersonal relationships. You’re just a newly appointed immortal, a minor deity. Our starting points are completely different; how can it be fair? What you say makes sense, child. Is that why you wanted to descend to the mortal realm? Yes, if you are truly destined to be a God of Wealth, then I am the Goddess of Wealth, and naturally I’ll take you. You keep calling me Goddess of Wealth; let me ask you, do you even know what money is? Isn’t money just those green, yellow, and white stones ? Why are you asking me this ? Hmph, look at you, born and raised in the Heavenly Palace, you have no idea what a God of Wealth is or how to be one. Goddess of Wealth? Then I’ll diligently learn magic to become a God of Wealth. It’s not something you can control the world’s wealth just by learning magic. What does it take? It’s the Way of Wealth. What is the Way of Wealth? The Way of Wealth lies in the balance between accumulation and loss. You’ll have to slowly comprehend this. It’s good that you want to descend to the mortal realm. Right now, you’re spoiled and willful, ignorant of everything, and have been pampered by your father and me. This is a good opportunity for you to experience life in the mortal world and learn some principles. In other words, you want me to go to the mortal realm? Hmph, look how happy you are! I still need to discuss it with your father. He loves me so much, I ‘ll definitely agree. Hmph, Father, you must agree! Aren’t you being silly, Mother? Please talk to him for me! What the Jade Emperor said makes sense. Youdao’s qualifications are indeed far less than Cheng Shixiong’s, making this competition unfair. Xiao Ba is being incredibly rude, and he happens to have this desire. Sending him to the mortal realm for experience is a good idea. What the Empress says makes sense , but this is no child’s play, and I can’t make a hasty judgment. How about this: since both are vying for the position of God of Wealth, I’ll consult the Old God of Wealth to see if it’s fair. He has the most authority to speak on this. Your subordinate, the God of Wealth , pays respects to the Jade Emperor, the Empress, and the Eighth Princess . I believe it ‘s unfair to let the newly promoted immortal Qingqian compete with Youdao and your beloved disciple for the position of God of Wealth. Our Heavenly Court, being high above, values ​​fairness above all else . In your opinion, this matter is unfair. If word gets out, everyone will say you, the God of Wealth, are favoring your eldest disciple. What prestige will you have then? Little Eight, stop being rude! Be mindful of your manners! The Jade Emperor and the Eighth Princess are right . This was my oversight. Alright , alright, no need to blame yourself. I’ve already thought of a solution. My father wants to send me down to the mortal realm to help Youdao. That would be fair. What? Sending you to protect Youdao ? Jade Emperor, do you really intend to do this? The Eighth Princess is a celestial being; surely you can’t let her be reincarnated as a mortal? As the most esteemed person in Heaven, I naturally cannot favor my own daughter. If I were to send Little Eight down to the mortal realm to help Youdao… Let him see things from a mortal’s perspective; only in this way can it be fair, my lord. What do you think? I have another request, my lord. Since the Eighth Princess wishes to descend and help Youdao , why not send the Orchid Fairy from the Hundred Flowers Palace to protect Cheng’er ? What do you mean? Actually, my eldest disciple Cheng’er and the Orchid Fairy were destined to be together in a past life. They loved each other but always adhered to the heavenly rules and never overstepped them. Now, sending the Orchid Fairy down to earth to help Cheng’er would be a way to fulfill the wishes of this divine couple. With Sister Orchid by my side , I won’t be lonely anymore. It’s settled then , my lord. You ‘re right. By the way, Taibai Jinxing! I’ve been so busy lately. “Every day, immortals want to descend to the mortal realm to be reincarnated. I don’t know what to do! Taibai Jinxing, you ‘re in charge of this , why are you complaining so much, Princess? How dare I! I just want to remind you that the mortal realm is far more complex and treacherous than the heavens. Everyone here is vying for your favor. I just want to remind you to be careful and not suffer losses. I understand, I understand. As long as I can be with Youdao, I’m not afraid of anything . Come on , Eighth Princess! Orchid Fairy, Orchid Fairy, you’ve come too! Yes, Eighth Princess , you’re also going to descend to the mortal realm . That way, we can look after each other when we get there . Let’s go! Princess, Orchid Fairy, are you two descending together , or… Of course, Orchid Fairy will go first!” Let’s see which families in the mortal realm have had children born. Your Highness, how is Your Majesty? I think you are about to give birth. Good. Take the little prince to Your Majesty . If she gives birth to a daughter, you should tell everyone she has twins (a boy and a girl). If she gives birth to a son, you should tell everyone he has twins. Your Highness , you are the Emperor, and now there is no heir apparent. There are only two heirs to choose from: either I, the Prince, will succeed to the throne, or one will be chosen from the Zhao family descendants to be adopted as a prince. I have thought this through carefully. It is impossible for me to succeed to the throne. If I were to succeed, Consort Liu would lose power and would certainly try to obstruct me. The most likely option is to adopt my son. Man may plan a thousand times, but Heaven only plans one thing. Liu Fei, despite his meticulous calculations , never foresaw Heaven. In the end, it is still the bloodline of the Emperor who sits on this throne. But that prince is already three months old. If he goes out now, won’t people give him away? That’s easy. I’ll just spread the word that the little prince is unwell and is being treated ; no one needs to come see him. When he turns one, I’ll hold a grand celebration so the whole capital knows. I understand. I’ll go arrange the new emperor immediately. I’ll choose this one, Eighth Princess. Have you thought it through? I’ll choose again. Let Sister Orchid go down first, Eighth Princess. That little fairy… Go down first, be careful! Your Highness, Your Highness, the Princess Consort has given birth to a little princess! Good! Tell everyone that the Princess Consort has given birth to twins, a boy and a girl! Spread the word! Distribute wedding candy all over the streets! Make the commotion as big as possible, understand? This servant will go and do it right away . Eighth Princess, you haven’t decided when to wait yet ! Two hours have passed! I’ve already finished my meal! In the mortal realm, four or five months have passed! Don’t rush! I want to take another look. Please come in! Please come in! Thank you! Thank you! Please come in! Master, look! Master Ding is here ! Hello, hello, hello! Congratulations, Madam Chai! How have you been lately? Very well, very well! Congratulations! Thank you, Brother Ding! You’ve come, haven’t you? Madam is pregnant, so you should let her… What is she doing here ? Am I here to share in your family’s good fortune? Are you going to bring your family’s “Goddess of Fertility” to our house too? You’re not welcome ? What? Why aren’t you welcome ? Normally, you can’t invite her. Come on, please! Okay, okay, come in, please come in. Slow down, slow down. Congratulations , my dear, don’t cry, don’t cry. Master Hai looks just like you , hahaha. Brother Hai , look at this child, he looks like he’s bringing in wealth and treasures, he’s a perfect money-bringing boy ! You have a worthy successor, hahaha. Thank you for your kind words, thank you for your kind words! He’s hungry, I’ll take him inside. Okay, okay, I’ll go with you. Okay, don’t cry. Brother Chai, you and I are sworn brothers in business, and now my wife is pregnant too. I have a favor to ask, Brother Chai, what do you think? Brother Ding, why be so polite? We’re brothers, let’s speak frankly . Well, I think it’s like this: if my wife gives birth to a boy , we’ll have the two children become sworn brothers. If it’s a girl, let’s not wait for another day, I’d like to arrange a marriage between them since they were children. What do you think? Brother Ding, you think so highly of me, what more can I say? Hahaha, today is a double celebration! Brother Ding, let’s have a good drink! Today, this betrothal is settled! Brother Chai, that’s great! Hahaha, please! Please, please ! This princess, you must choose carefully. You must choose one you’re satisfied with . Don’t worry, I’ve already chosen one… “The best, the best, the best, Princess, please protect me and Madam Ding! Okay, okay, I promise, I promise , don’t worry! Princess, please… Finally, they’ve left! Stop the sedan chair! Stop the sedan chair ! Get off quickly! Madam , Madam, what’s wrong? What’s wrong? Madam, what’s wrong ? Stop the sedan chair! It seems Madam has something to say . What’s wrong? What’s wrong? What’s wrong ? Madam, what’s wrong? Master, Madam gave birth! Madam, you gave birth! Madam , you gave birth! Hahaha! Is it a boy or a girl? Or is it a daughter? It’s alright, it must be because we’ve accumulated good karma! Or is it a daughter? Hahaha! Are you betting on the eldest brother as the God of Wealth , or on Youdao as the God of Wealth? Hurry up and place your bets! In my opinion, the eldest brother’s strength is not to be underestimated. I think we should all bet on the eldest brother! Okay, you say it! Yes, yes, yes, bet on the eldest brother! Okay, bet on what?” “So, I’m betting on Senior Brother! Okay , I won’t say anything else, I’m betting on Senior Brother! I’m betting too! I’m betting too! It’s definitely no problem! Okay, okay, okay, place your bets now , that’s the rule! Everyone’s betting on Senior Brother, right? I’m betting on Youdao! Youdao! Hahaha! You’re so confident? You’re stupid! This is gambling, right? You’re all betting on Senior Brother, you idiots! Hahaha! What are you doing here? Who’s leading the gambling ? Uh… Master Yuanbao knows he was wrong, please forgive Yuanbao! Master, greed, deception, and gambling are the three major taboos of the God of Wealth’s Palace. You’ve violated two of them! Even immortals dare to be greedy, how will you face the mortals below? Since you love gambling, Master will grant your wish . Youdao and you, Senior Brother , will compete for the position of God of Wealth. Go down to the mortal realm and gamble! If you help the right person, you’ll come back ; if you follow the wrong person, you ‘ll never set foot in the Heavenly Palace again!” Step by step, Master , Master, Master , Senior Brother has already gone down, Junior Brother Youdao has also left , so who will serve you? Don’t worry, Emperor Zhenzong of Song is critically ill. To prevent power from falling into the hands of others , Consort Liu adopted the son of the Eighth Prince and made him Crown Prince. The Eighth Prince then sent the prince back to the royal family. After Emperor Zhenzong’s death , the young Emperor Renzong ascended the throne. Consort Liu became Empress Dowager and ruled from behind the curtain , continuing to influence the court. To stabilize the situation in the Song Dynasty, the Eighth Prince endured everything and secretly searched for Consort Li, the birth mother of Emperor Renzong, hoping to restore order to the court when Emperor Renzong grew up. Hahaha, get the bowl… no , no, not enough , Master, Young Master, Young Master, I can’t take it anymore , I can’t shoot anymore , I can’t shoot anymore … right, I… How many bowls did you hit today, young master? You shot 500 times and only broke three bowls! Only three? That’s not enough! Of course it’s not enough! You know, I love the sound of a bowl breaking! It’s so pleasant! Hurry up and go back! Go back! Go back! No, no, no ! Those bowls are antiques! If the master finds out, he’ll beat me to death! Didn’t I just break two vases yesterday? It’s alright, it’s alright! Go back! Go back! Young master, my stomach is really growling! Young master, let ‘s go eat! This is so annoying ! Okay, let’s go to Tianxianlou! Okay, okay, it’s my treat! Let’s go! Here, take this! Let’s go eat! Everyone, follow me ! Haha! Let’s go! Let’s go! I ‘m going! I love eating at Tianxianlou the most! Let’s go, Tiancheng, let ‘s go together! Tianxianlou , uh, or you guys go? I’m not going. It’ll be more lively with more people. Yuanbao, Yuanbao, Yuanbao, Yuanbao … Maybe next time. Young Master, look at him again this time. Qiancheng , you always say you won’t go . Next time you have to come with me. Okay, let’s go! It’s a promise, we must go next time! Let’s go! We must order lots of delicious food today! I descended to the mortal realm and followed Youdao, that spendthrift ! Will he ever become the God of Wealth? Senior Brother is indeed diligent and studious , but he’s too poor and destitute. Master, you’ve given me a difficult problem! What should I do? Let’s go ! Hahaha, today is really… “Great! Young Master, what’s up? The weather’s nice, the air’s fresh, and I’m in a really good mood today! All the rewards ! Hehehe, everyone! Our Young Master Chai is giving everyone rewards today ! Hahaha! Come on, everyone! Our Young Master Chai has given rewards! Come on , grab them …! Look, so many people are grabbing money! What’s going on? Hurry up , hurry up and tell Master! Young Master Chai is distributing money on the street again! Passersby are scrambling to grab it! So, alright, stop talking! Come on, everyone, grab them ! Master, look , go away, go away! Miss, Miss, Miss, what are you shouting for? Miss ! Master said you’re not allowed to go out! You ‘re trying to sneak out again! Stop nagging! If you don’t tell, my father won’t know!” Master will scold me when he gets back. It’s not the first time. Miss , Miss , Miss, I’m going to get scolded again. Please , please, slow down, slow down. Today’s meal was really good . The turtle was good. The turtle was good . Hahaha. Hello, Young Master Chai . Thank you for the reward. Thank you, Young Master Chai. I’ll come again tomorrow. Hahaha. Thank you. Their food is really delicious. Reward. Reward. May you have a baby soon. Hehehe. Young Master, since you enjoyed the meal so much today, I’ll cover everyone’s expenses at Tianxianlou. Young Master, Young Master, Miss, are you alright? Miss, are you really alright? It’s alright. Yuanbao, it’s because you didn’t spend your money properly that she fell like this. Reward. Young Master, Young Master, I’m out of money. Didn’t I just spend it all? Miss, I’m so sorry. Here, take this . Go find a doctor quickly. Who is he? You don’t even know him? He’s Chai Youdao, the son of the richest man in the capital. “Since ancient times, poverty breeds filial sons, and extravagance breeds prodigal sons.” This saying is absolutely true. My daughter absolutely cannot marry such a prodigal son. Miss, what’s wrong, Miss? This servant deserves to die . This servant deserves to die. Why did I buy you all? A living person… “You can’t keep an eye on her? Hurry up and go find her! Master , stop right there! I’m telling you, if anything happens to Ruyi , I’ll send you both to the countryside to farm! What are you thinking? Go find her! Yes, yes , how could this happen? Madam has only been away at her parents’ home for two days, how could Ruyi be missing? What if she comes back? How am I supposed to explain this? No, I have to go offer incense to the Bodhisattva. Okay, this style, make a set for everyone in the house! Yes, Madam! Master, Madam bought books for Youdao again ! These are the latest poetry collection and lyric anthology. I queued for ages to buy them. I’ll take them to Youdao. Youdao, Youdao, Dad bought you two books! Master, where is Youdao? Uh, the young master went out, he should be back soon. When will this child, Youdao, ever settle down and study? He’s always idling around and doing nothing! Master, actually everyone has a high opinion of the young master. That’s all because of his actions!” “Giving away money so freely, how could those freeloaders not praise him ? Can you believe that? Master is right. Jiancheng is reading poetry? Master, I just read it casually when I had nothing to do. Please forgive me, Master. If only you were as studious as me, how wonderful your future would be. I ‘ll spend more time with you in the future . Let him study hard at the academy. Master , Miss , you’re back! Master couldn’t find you and was so worried. Please help me out for a bit. I’m so tired and want to sleep. If you ask, just say I’ve been sleeping. Miss, Miss, so he’s the Chai Youdao I was betrothed to since childhood. So handsome, so stylish! Hahaha, Young Master, you scattered so much money today! Those people are so happy picking it up! Let’s go play there again tomorrow ! Hehehe, Young Master, you’re back! Jiancheng, has Dad come looking for me? Master came and left you two…” What kind of book is this? Another poetry collection ? How boring! Oh, Dad, did you see my homework ? Oh, I already changed it for you before the master came . Haha, you’re such a good brother! Haha, young master , if you don’t want to read these two books, could you please take them? Thank you, young master. Thank you, young master. Young master, I’ll go out now. Take care. Thank you, young master. Young master, are you burning up? I just remembered, I think I only tipped the shopkeeper and the waiter. I forgot to tip the cook. That Fatty Wang made much better braised pig’s trotters today. Why didn’t you tell me ? Young master, I thought it was something important. It’s just a pig’s trotter. I’ll talk about it tomorrow . I’ll talk about it tomorrow. It’s very important, you know? What if people think I’m stingy? Okay, okay, it won’t happen. It’s good that you ‘re not going. Stay here and keep an eye on things for me. I’m leaving. Young master, wait a minute, it ‘s the eldest brother who’s so diligent and eager to learn. Maybe one day I can surpass Youdao, that spendthrift! Did I follow the wrong person, Yuanbao? We’re good brothers! Eight horses, let’s go! Come on, let’s drink! Come on, let’s eat ! Treasure, treasure! I’ve been searching for you so hard! Second brother , how much travel money do we have left? You said it was all gone yesterday, all gone! Go get the waiter! Hey waiter! Hey waiter ! Hey waiter! Can’t you speak louder? The waiter ‘s here! What are your orders, Steward ? Do you know who I am? I don’t know ! I’m going to die! You don’t even recognize our boss! I only recognize silver and bronze tokens, I don’t recognize anyone else ! Hehe, what ? You don’t recognize me? You don’t recognize me? You don’t recognize me ?
You don’t recognize me? Second
brother! Second brother! Second brother , sit down, sit down, sit down. Behave yourselves, gentlemen. Don’t be angry. Waiter, come here, come here, come here. Let me tell you the truth, we didn’t bring any money with us, but we’ll have it soon . When that time comes, I’ll buy your Immortal Pavilion and become the boss myself . So, will you still eat? Sure , hehehehe. Come on, come on , it’s okay, brothers, drink up! Big brother , catch the idiots! Catch them! Brothers, let’s break out! Brothers, hurry up and save us! Big brother will come to save you! Let’s go, big brother! These guys didn’t pay for their meal! There’s no such thing as a free lunch! Humph, freeloading is shameless! Fatty , what’s going on? Young Master , these guys wanted to dine and dash without paying and then ran away! Don’t you know where this place is? How much do they owe you? Five taels ! Okay, I’ll pay for them . Come on, Young Master , you guys are lucky to have met Young Master Chai who pleaded for you. Otherwise, you ‘d be in big trouble! Hurry up and kowtow to Young Master ! Okay, okay, no need to thank me, no need to thank me, okay, okay,
we’re leaving, it ‘s alright, it’s alright, don’t be like that. Fatty, I forgot to tell you, today’s braised pig’s trotters were so delicious! I came back especially to give you a reward. Here , thank you! Young Master Chai, you’re so generous! No need to be so polite! Today is so lively and we’re so happy, I’ll treat everyone to a meal. Please, please, everyone, come on in! Wow, if we pull off this, we’ll be rich ! Go ! What are you doing? Get up first! Thank our benefactor for helping us out! We brothers want to thank you in person ! Don’t be so polite! Benefactor, if you don’t come… You really look down on us brothers! We’re too scared to leave! We have to go! No need to be polite! We’re almost there! We’re almost there! What are you doing? What are you trying to do? Robbery ! Rob me! Take me down! What kind of place is this ? Why did you bring me here? I remember helping you out at the Heavenly Immortal Pavilion! Why are you treating me like this ? Hmph, you little brat , what are you thinking? Let me tell you, I’m a bit short on cash. Hand over your valuables, and maybe I’ll let you go if I’m in a good mood. I’ve helped many people before, giving them five or ten taels of silver, but now I have no silver left. I’m short on cash too. Enough with the nonsense! Or I’ll send you to meet the King of Hell! Great hero, great hero, don’t rush! Don’t rush! I’m… I’m from the Chai family… Young master, which Chai family ? Don’t you know my father is the richest family in the capital? What does the Chai family have to do with me ? You want money? Release me first, then I’ll take you home. You can have whatever you want . Why should I trust you? Why shouldn’t you trust me? I scatter money on the streets every day. Isn’t the Chai family the richest family in the capital? You want money? You have everything. Are you coming or not? Second brother, third brother , take him to Chaixia. If he tries anything on the road, bring him back. Be gentle, be gentle , be gentle. Don’t try anything funny. Keep a close eye on him , be gentle. It hurts . Wait, wait. Untie me first. It’ll be hard to look good going back like this. I need to pee. Untie me first , otherwise how am I supposed to go? Don’t try anything funny. I’m telling you, I won’t try anything funny. Untie me quickly. I really need to pee. I can’t hold it in anymore. Untie me , untie me quickly. Don’t run away. Okay, good boy , hurry up. “Stop! Stop! Stop ! Friend, you’d better step aside. I’m taking this guy. Enough talk, brothers, get him! Young Master, you’re back! Come in! Young Master, you’re injured again? I’m fine, it’s just a superficial wound, nothing serious. Young Master , judging by your outfit , you ‘ve gone to the Chaotic Stone Heroes again, haven’t you? Don’t forget, you’re the Emperor’s personal guard! Do n’t be reckless! If anything happens to you, Young Master , I’ll be letting down the Yang family! Alright, go back and rest now, Young Master. Be careful, Mingdao. Do you know that your mother died when you were born and sent you to the True Immortal Temple? You have two important responsibilities in your life: one is to protect the Emperor, and the other is to assist a man named Chai Youdao. Why? Because your birth time is compatible with the current Emperor and Chai Youdao’s destiny charts. Yuanbao, Young Master, you’re finally back! That’s great! That’s great! Yuanbao, Yuanbao, do you know that I was just kidnapped by a group of robbers and almost died? Luckily, suddenly…” A black-clad swordsman jumped out and scared them away with a few blows. Are you listening? I’m listening, I’m listening, I’m telling you , yes, yes, you’re amazing, you’re amazing! It’s getting late , you should hurry back. The master is already angry. Go on, go carefully. Sorry, I ‘ll close the door first. I’m telling you, that black-clad swordsman’s kung fu is amazing. He did this… Then, Miss Lan, here comes! Sister Lan, you’re here ! Ruyi , what are you drawing? You know the answer, right? Is it him ? Oh, so this is Young Master Chai. He ‘s handsome and rich, and has a very kind heart. Look, this is what he gave me! Wow, Ruyi, it seems you’ve really found your Mr. Right ! I heard the Eighth Prince is also helping you choose a husband. Speaking of your business, how did I get involved? You can’t be shy about this . It’s a major life event. It’s best to find your own husband yourself. You must be self-reliant. Find a satisfactory one yourself . Don’t you see how many daughters of wealthy families like to toss embroidered balls with poems to choose their own husbands? Sister, you’re so eligible, and the Eighth Prince dotes on you, you must make your own decision . Sister Lan, I’ve collected some musical scores, come and take a look. Hey, you guys come here for a moment. Oh, you’ve worked so hard, come and give them a reward. Oh, thank you, young master ! Thank you, young master! Thank you , thank you! Young Master Chai is back! Young Master Chai is back! Young Master Chai, what fun things did you bring us? What fun things did you bring us? Look, Young Master Chai, what good things have you brought? What good things have you brought? Don’t rush , don’t rush, don’t move, don’t move. Oh, what new things are these? What new varieties? These are special varieties of orchids that the Dali Kingdom presented to our Great Song Dynasty. Amazing, amazing! Don’t touch them! Let me see them! Let me see them! This is a rare item! Let me see them ! Don’t rush, don’t rush! At the head of Xunyang River, seeing off a guest at night. The host dismounts, the guest remains on the boat. Raising a cup to drink, but there is no music, so we cannot enjoy our farewell. I’ll go back first. Sister Lan, be careful on the road . You should go in quickly. Be careful on the road. Young Master Qian Cheng, are you still reading? Umbrella? Umbrella! I forgot to take it. Why don’t you hurry back and get it? Look, everyone has left. Oh, you called the Princess. What are your orders? Give this umbrella to that young master. This is from my young lady. Youdao , why did you come back alone in the rain? The teacher said he would come back to get an umbrella. I waited and waited in the school, but he didn’t bring it. I’m afraid… “I ran back here because I was embarrassed. Where’s Qian Cheng? He ‘s still not back. Alright, alright, come in quickly. Come inside! Cheng’er, where have you been? Why are you only coming back now? Why didn’t you take good care of the young master ? Xiang’er, if it weren’t for Master Chai taking pity on us, we would have starved to death on the streets long ago. You must work hard for the Chai family and take good care of the young master. You should be grateful, but you can’t be so servile. What are you saying? What do you mean by servile? We servants are here to serve our masters. You should accept your fate and not be ambitious. Cheng’er, Cheng’er, what are you doing? Reporting to Your Majesty. This humble subject kowtows to Your Majesty. Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor ! Long live the Emperor! Eighth Prince, rise! Your Majesty, why are you so gloomy ? Are you not used to life in the palace? Alas, perhaps in the eyes of the ministers, they do not recognize me as the emperor. Humph, what a joke! What do they not recognize? You are the rightful emperor of today. I am merely a puppet of the Empress Dowager.” ” What kind of emperor am I? I can neither share the responsibility of the country nor have the ability to benefit the people. Your Majesty, please don’t be too impatient. Things will get better. Look at you, aren’t you maturing step by step? Uncle, you don’t know this, but last time I was preparing to leave the palace for an incognito tour of Jiangnan, everything was arranged, but as soon as I arrived at the palace gate , the Empress Dowager suddenly summoned a troop of soldiers and insisted on keeping me in the palace, saying she was afraid I would catch a cold . The Empress Dowager just felt at ease having me by her side, never leaving her. Your Majesty, things are not peaceful outside now . The Empress Dowager did this for your own good. Your Majesty should also understand the Empress Dowager. I am the ruler of the country, yet I cannot govern the country and instead spend my days locked in my room reading. How can I face the people ? Your Majesty, please be patient . I believe that one day Your Majesty will be able to govern the country independently. The Empress Dowager is, after all, a woman and will not hold power forever. A true man can bend and stretch. Your Majesty should learn to be discreet.” ” Uncle Lue is right. Alright, Your Majesty, don’t overthink it. Oh, the Princess is in the backyard. Your Majesty hasn’t seen her in a long time, has he? Let’s go and chat with her. Okay , then I’ll chat with her. Ah , Lan’er greets Your Majesty . Sister Lan, please rise. It’s been a few days since I last saw you, Sister Lan. Your zither skills have improved greatly. Your Majesty, you flatter me . Being able to enjoy flowers and play the zither here is quite a carefree experience, unlike
me, who can only stay in the palace all day reading. Reading is also a kind of realm . Your Majesty, you are well-read and have a refined spirit. Your Majesty, now that you mention it , are you perhaps troubled by something lately? Sister Lan understands me well. By the way, Sister Lan, I have a favor to ask today . My personal eye protector, Mingdao, was accidentally injured. I ‘d like to ask you for some Rain Dew Pills. Okay, I’ll go and make some right away and then have someone deliver them to you. Then I’ll trouble you, Sister Lan. It’s no trouble at all . Your Majesty, it’s rare for you to come all this way. How about I play another piece for you? Okay, I’ll play a piece then . Hahahaha ” Haha, it worked! It worked! Hahaha, young master, you’re amazing ! You’re so talented ! Hahaha, it took me a whole month to research and develop it. I just think there’s one drawback: it’s too big. If I could shrink it down so I could carry it around, I wouldn’t have to worry about being robbed. Young master, if you don’t scatter money everywhere, who would rob you? Shut up! I’ve decided I’m going to keep researching and shrink it down to the size of a bamboo section cannon! All you do is invent things and neglect your duties! Young master, young master , something’s wrong! Young master , young master, young master, what happened? Master went to the school to look for you but you weren’t there . He sent people everywhere to look for you but couldn’t find you. He was just… “You’re in a bad mood , aren’t you? Alright then, go home first. Go on, go on, go on! You little brat , don’t be so fierce! Am I fierce? I’m overjoyed! Look at my son, he’s got guts now, skipping school and disappearing! You’re really something, Dad. I know I was wrong, but this old man is still making a fuss. I ask you, what exactly are you trying to do? I really know I was wrong. Tell me what I was wrong about. I shouldn’t have skipped school. I shouldn’t have worried you. And what else ? I shouldn’t have… Look at me, what am I doing? From now on, you’re not going to school anymore. You’ll stay in the study and behave yourselves. You two are the same; stay in the study and reflect on your actions. Let’s see if you dare to be with the young master again!” “Stop fooling around! Hurry up and take the young master back to his room ! Hmph, what sins did I commit in my past life to give birth to such a troublesome son ? Youdao is indeed a worry for us parents, but he’s a kind child. Master, please rest assured. This child is already so old, yet he’s still like a child, all he does is play all day. Perhaps we should go to Master Ding’s house to propose marriage. Maybe after Youdao gets married , he’ll settle down and live a good life. As the saying goes, ‘Settle down before building a career,’ Master, what do you say? This might be a way to save Youdao. ” (The rest of the text appears to be unrelated and possibly from a different source.) Young master , you must listen to my father. Or perhaps we should plead with the master again? Please, please, please! I don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for my father to say this. After this, I’ll have plenty of time to take care of my flowers . Oh , I’m going to see the flowers, young master, young master! Hey , Brother Chai , hahaha, welcome to my humble abode! Let’s have some tea! Hahaha, what wind blew you here? Brother Ding, how ‘s business lately? Thanks to Brother Chai, business is doing alright , hahaha! Brother Ding, your silk shops are all over the country; you’re a role model for all merchants. Brother Chai, you’re too modest; you’re the richest man in the capital , and you’re so charitable; you’re the role model for all merchants under heaven , hahaha! Come, come , please, please, please sit down , sit down, have some tea, hahaha ! Brother Li, let’s … We’re family, so let’s not be formal. What’s the matter? Well, actually, I came here for Xiao Er You Dao and Ru Yi’s marriage. Brother Chai , how’s this tea? Delicious, delicious! Uncle Lin, look at your clothes. If you don’t mind, I’ll have a servant pack a box and send it to the Chai residence later. Uncle Lin, you’re too kind. Let me ask you, last time we were family, why were you being so polite? A mere box of tea is nothing special. No, Uncle Ding, I just … you must have something important to do before you leave, right? Then I won’t stop you. No, no, no, no … someone come here! I’ll give the tea to Master Chai. I won’t see you off. No, Uncle Ding, Uncle Ding, good, Brother Ding , then I’ll take my leave. Farewell. Thank you for your hospitality. Hmph, you want to marry my daughter? “Dreaming is so easy! You’re clearly my betrothed since childhood, but my father has gone back on his word! It’s infuriating! The weather in these mountains is so unpredictable. How could it snow so suddenly? It’s all my fault for getting up late today , otherwise I would have finished the work already. Father, you should rest , I’ll do it. I’ve worked hard all my life, I’m not that delicate. Today we’ll all rely on you, otherwise this firewood will last us a while. Father, I shouldn’t have spoken to you like that that night. I know it was just a momentary outburst. My Cheng’er is the most sensible, Father won’t take it to heart . Okay, let’s go home. Xiao Wen , look how dirty you are. It’s alright here, Father. Let’s go . Okay, okay , okay. Princess, all the medicinal herbs you requested are ready. It’ll cost 10 taels of silver in total . Xiao Mei, give the money to Manager Zhu. Princess…” “Should I have the servants deliver it to your residence? No need, these medicines aren’t much, I can take them back. Princess, please take care . Xiaoju , you said there’s a silk shop that opened on this street, let’s go take a look. Yes, Princess, Xiaoju , lead the way. Is that Haiji Silk Shop at the west end or the east end of the street? You’ve never been there before. Xiaoju, you really can’t even remember if it’s on the east or west side of this street. It’s alright, we’re free today anyway , why don’t we go take a look? I remember now , it’s over here. I heard they’ve received a lot of good silk. Cheng’er , it’s getting late, let’s hurry home. Steward Tian has arranged a lot of things for us to do at home. Oh, silly boy, what are you looking at? Tell your father the truth , have you taken a fancy to this young lady? Father , what are you saying? Come on, come on, let’s go home , come on, come on . I can’t afford to associate with those young ladies from wealthy families. You should give up this idea as soon as possible. Father, what are you saying? Father has seen it all. If you don’t…” “You’ve fallen for that young lady, how can you just stand there in a daze? Let me tell you, people like us can’t just casually covet these young ladies’ fathers. What’s wrong with our background? Does being born into this family mean we shouldn’t have someone we love? You’re still young, there are many things you don’t understand. A servant is a servant until death. Our Qian family has been servants for generations, and we ‘ve never had any improper desires for anyone. Listen to your father, I’m not reconciled. I don’t believe that with my own efforts, I can be a servant for life. Cheng’er, Cheng’er , Cheng’er, do you think that young lady would ever look at a poor boy like you? Father, I can’t choose my own birth, but I won’t give up on changing my destiny. You want me to tell the truth? Fine, then I’ll tell you the truth. Not only do I like that young lady, but I’m also going to marry her into our Qian family. Cheng’er, Cheng’er , Xiao Mei , Xiao Ju, you two hurry up and send this to the palace. It’s the prince. Lan’er, Father …” Where did Dad go just now? He just went to buy some medicine and who was he preparing it for? My brother the Emperor asked me to prepare some medicine for his guards a couple of days ago. Haha, good! Your medical skills are now comparable to those of the doctors in the Imperial Hospital! No, those were just some superficial injuries. If it were really an internal injury, we’d still need to find a proper doctor. Okay, you’re busy. Dad won’t bother you anymore. Hahaha. Qian Cheng, young master Qian Cheng , how could you do this at this time? Is there anything wrong with watering the orchids, young master ? Come here. I’m telling you, the yellow ones are okay, but the purple and red ones are absolutely not. You have to wait until after noon to water them , and after watering, you have to put them in a shady place for half an hour before bringing them back to sunbathe. Oh, do you understand? Yes, young master, please repeat . What’s wrong, Yuanbao? What’s the matter? Why are you in such a hurry ? Auntie, let’s go , let’s go, it’s too late ! Where are we going ? You forgot today is the Talented Scholars ‘ Gathering! I almost forgot! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go , let’s go, let’s go , let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Qiancheng, Qiancheng, you’re going too? Where are we going? I think I’ll skip the Talented Scholars’ Gathering . I still have to water the flowers. Watering the flowers is something Xiaolan can handle, you know? The Talented Scholars’ Gathering only happens once every two years. This servant’s status is too lowly to participate. “Come on, who said you were going to participate? You’re my strategist! I heard they’re testing literary talent this year, and yours is the best! Come with me , or maybe I shouldn’t go, young master ! Young master! Young master! If we don’t leave now, it’ll be too late! Hurry up, young master! Young master ! Hurry up! Remember not to mess around! Okay, come on, let’s go! Hurry up! Did you bring enough silver? Enough to buy an inn! Good, that’s good! But young master, why are we bringing so much silver to the talent competition? This talent competition only happens once every two years. I can’t miss this great opportunity to show off! But young master, the talent competition is about literary talent. What kind of show off is it with silver? In this day and age, money is king! When we get to the venue, remember to tip every guest properly! Hmph , I don’t believe they’ll take my money and not give me a proper reward!” “Good young master, you’re clever! Let’s go, let’s go, young master! We’re running late! Hurry up , let’s go! ” Welcome, esteemed scholars, to this year’s Talent Competition! First, let me introduce the competition rules. This competition will determine the winner through couplet matching. The final winner will receive the title of “Number One Talent in the Capital. ” As you can see, there are two tables in the venue, with writing brushes, ink, paper, and inkstones prepared for you to showcase your talents. The scholar standing on the left will first propose the first line , and then the scholar standing on the right will propose the second line. The one who provides the best matching line wins. Now, I declare the competition open! Hehe, let’s see what poem that young master has matched! ” Two lines: Logging wood deep in the mountains, how dare the little monkeys snipe at us!” ” Delicious! Delicious! Delicious! Yes, yes, really good!” “Okay, everyone, wait a minute! Four dogs run into the yard , how dare the little mice leave their burrows!” This is incoherent. Now, I declare the winner of the first round to be Young Master Yang! Good, good, good! His first line is: “Two lines: Logging wood deep in the mountains…” How dare the little monkey respond to this couplet? Who can come up with the matching line ? Who can say something? Help me think of a matching line! Let me think … Haha , I’ve got it ! Hahaha… I have a matching line: A horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get its hoof out ? Good poem, good poem, good poem, good poem, good poem! I didn’t expect this! Good, good, good ! Mingdao, what day is it today ? Master, today is the biennial Talent Competition! Let ‘s go and see! Make way, make way, make way! Young Master Chai has come up with another couplet: Heaven as the chessboard, stars as the pieces, who dares to play it? My friend, this couplet isn’t old. Why don’t you go up and match it? You don’t even know Young Master Chai? He’s the richest man in the capital, Chai Youdao. He must have bribed the judges and the audience. It’s no use you going up there, Young Master Chai. Sigh , look, look! This is really boring, really boring! So many talented people , not one of them can match it? Even if I were to match it with you , not one of you would have the guts. So many talented people , really! Look, someone went up, someone went up, someone went up ! Young Master Cai, your first line is: Heaven as the chessboard, stars as the pieces, who dares to play it ? Then I’ll match it: Earth as the pipa, roads as the strings, who dares to play it? Good, good , good! Wait a minute, wait a minute! It’s clearly my first line! How could it be his? Good, good, good, good! Young Master Qiao , then I’ll come up with a first line, you match it! Eight Directions Bridge, eight directions, standing on the Eight Directions Bridge, observing eight directions, … “So arrogant! So arrogant! This is too easy. I’ll match the Nine Directions Bridge. Standing on the Nine Directions Bridge, I observe the Nine Directions. Nine Directions, Nine Directions, Nine Directions, Nine Directions, Nine Directions, Hahaha, what’s so funny? What’s so funny? What are you laughing at? His is eight directions, mine is nine directions. Mine is bigger than his, isn’t that right? What are you laughing at? What ‘s so funny? I didn’t expect you to not even understand basic antithesis. If someone like you became the number one scholar in the capital, wouldn’t that be a huge joke? You’re the one laughing at me. Watch me. If anyone says I’m good, I’ll reward them with 50 taels each. 50 taels for each pair. Okay, okay, okay. What are you all making a fuss about ? Shut up, shut up. Now you understand, right? It’s not because you have money that you can have whatever you want. It’s just that having money is so great. How can this be ? Why don’t you understand? They only tolerate you because of your money, you good-for-nothing. When they call you ‘Young Master ,’ they ‘ve already called you ‘good-for-nothing’ countless times in their hearts. Miss, please don’t go. Master will scold me to death if he finds out. If Master blames me, I’ll take the blame. Miss, we servants don’t have it easy either. Please don’t make things difficult for us. Do you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to the Chai family to tell Youdao…” We were betrothed as children. If you get in my way , see how I deal with you, Xiao Hong. If you don’t dare, then don’t stop me. Miss , Miss, Miss, they only tolerate you because of your money, you good- for-nothing . When they call you “Young Master,” they ‘ve already called you “good-for-nothing” countless times in their hearts. Young Master , let’s go back. Am I really that annoying? No, no, it’s nothing. Young Master, how about we come back at the Talented Scholars’ Gathering in two years? Young Master, look, it’s getting late. Let ‘s go back. You can go first if you want. I want to be quiet here for a while. Alright then, it seems this Chai Youdao is truly unlikely to amount to anything. Don’t think that money can buy you anything. Dominating everything and wanting to be respected is based on one’s own talent. I really don’t know where the young master went. I really don’t know what’s going on. Brother Yuanbao, Brother Yuanbao, you’ve come at the right time. This young lady wants to see our young master. I know, you can go about your business. Oh, okay, this must be Miss Ding. Finally, someone who knows how to talk. You should know where your young master is, right ? I know, but it’s probably not appropriate for Miss Ding to see our young master now. What’s wrong? Just take me there. Okay, okay, please. Miss, or is our young master over there ? Miss, do we know each other? Do n’t pretend. Last time you were so attentive to me. Why are you being so nice to me this time? You seem like a completely different person. I really don’t recognize you. You should recognize this, right? We have many of these jade pendants at home. If you like them, keep playing with them. What do you mean? Chai Youdao, young master, young master, young master, don’t go! Do you know who he is? I don’t care who he is or what he has to do with me. He really has something to do with you. Tell me, tell me quickly ! Do you remember when the master was a child, he made a betrothal promise to you? I remember it was Miss Ding from the Ding family. Yes, it’s Miss Ding Ruyi from the Ding family . Are you Miss Ding Ruyi? I know. I was so sorry for being so rude earlier. It’s alright . I don’t know. Why did you come to see me? Recently, a first-class painting came to Zongrenfang . Would you like to come with me? I’m so sorry, I’m not in the mood today. I’m going home to write poetry. I want everyone in the capital to know that I’m not a good- for-nothing. Sorry, farewell. I never expected this Youdao to be so diligent. I never imagined there were such shameless people in the capital. He thinks he can do whatever he wants just because he’s rich. Besides, even if he’s rich, can he compare to me? Yes, this Chai Youdao is supposed to be intelligent, but I never expected him to be so useless. Perhaps he was spoiled in the Chai family. Mingdao, you’ve had a busy day too. Go back and rest early. Thank you for your concern, Your Majesty . Well then, I’ll take my leave. Young Master, where are you going today? Young Master , Young Master, Young Master, Young Master, Young Master, it seems you… “I ‘m serious now. When have I ever lied to you? But young master , being a poet is very difficult; you have to endure a lot of hardship. You need to think this through. You’re so annoying! Young master, why do those poets study so hard ? It’s all for fame and fortune. Our Chai family is now the richest family in the Song Dynasty. We don’t need to suffer like that anymore. Why are you bothering me? Go, go, go! You’re so annoying! Hurry up and leave! I haven’t finished talking yet. Go , go, go! Mother, mother , it’s so good to have you back. Ruyi , how have you been while I was away ? No, what’s wrong ? You fell, you fell! Mother, a lot has happened since you left. That Chai You who arranged my marriage, I really…” I really like him . I don’t think he’s as good-for-nothing as people say. Mother, why don’t you ask Father to go to the Chai family to propose marriage for me? I’m not young anymore. Humph , daughters grow up and can’t be kept forever . You don’t want me anymore so soon. Mother , alright, alright, I’ll go find your father right now. Tell Boss Fan to order another 500 bolts of this quality of brocade. Master, alright, alright, Master and Madam, you must be tired from your journey. Why did you come out? Something is bothering me. What is it? Our daughter ‘s marriage. Master, our daughter has grown up and reached the age for marriage. Do you think we should go to the Chai residence and discuss it with the Chai family ? What… Although it’s not good for us to be too proactive, our relationship with the Chai family has always been amicable. You probably know what kind of person the eldest son of the Chai family is, right ? I’ve heard a little about him. He’s quite kind, but he spends money extravagantly—more than that, he’s practically a good-for-nothing spendthrift. Where did you get that idea, Madam? We only have one daughter, Ruyi. We must be extremely careful about her marriage. But Ruyi says he’s very diligent . Seeing is believing, so I’ll go to the Chai residence to find out for myself. Yuanbao, Yuanbao , Yuanbao , you go… Where is your young master Yuanbao? Oh, he was called away by Madam. I’ll help you find him. No, no, no. Just go get me a rope and a bell. What do you need? Don’t worry about that . Go quickly ! Okay, hurry up! Sister, it’s been so long since I’ve seen you. I really missed you. I just went back to my parents’ home and brought back some local specialties. I brought them for you to try. Sister , you’re too kind. We’re family , no need for formalities. Youdao, you’ve been locked in your room all morning. It’s been three or four hours and you haven’t come out yet. I brought Youdao a fine inkstone. I’ll go check on the child while I’m at it . Sister, you really care about our family. Youdao is so fortunate. Yuanbao led Madam Ding to Youdao’s bedroom. “Good Madam, please, please, Madam Li, please slow down. Our young master is in that room. Please … please, Madam, our young master is studying diligently. Let’s not disturb him. Good, good, good, good. What is that? It’s our young master’s new invention. Oh, it can prevent him from dozing off. Yes , snort, snort, snort. Does he do this often? I can’t speak for others, but our young master is incredibly talented in this area. It seems Master has misunderstood Young Master Chai. Misunderstood what? Oh, nothing, nothing. Since Young Master Chai is studying so diligently, let’s not disturb him. Please give him this inkstone for me. Okay, then we’ll go first.” Okay , wait a minute, wait a minute. This Chai Youdao is really as hardworking as you say. Xiao Hong and I saw it with our own eyes. That young master Chai not only locks himself in his room to write poetry , but he also made a little invention to prevent him from dozing off. Oh, could it be that he knows you’re going and is deliberately acting? I asked their servants, and one of them, Yuanbao, said that young master Chai is always like this . In my opinion, the rumors about young master Chai being extravagant and wasteful are not to be believed. Oh , could I really be wrong? Where did he go in broad daylight instead of working? And this umbrella, you carry it around all day, where did it come from? Uh, this was a gift from a friend. What friend? You wouldn’t believe such a nice umbrella, you didn’t steal it, did you? Steal what? Why would I do such a thing? Where did it come from ?
I’m not talking to you anymore, I’m going to work. Cheng’er, Cheng’er , Cheng’er, why are you here? I’ve brought you bird’s nest porridge. Madam heard that Young Master is painstakingly composing poetry, so she specially sent someone to cook bird’s nest porridge to nourish his body. Please give it to Young Master. I’m leaving now, go ahead, go ahead. Young Master, this was prepared for you by Madam. Don’t bother me, I’m not bothering you. Before you bother me, I’m telling you in advance, I’ve been thinking for three hours and haven’t written a single line. Why, why , why? I don’t know either , Young Master, I can’t write poetry. You can’t write poetry… In the Song Dynasty , telling people you can’t write poetry is a joke. Yes, yes, young master, just looking at you annoys me. Young master , young master, this is what Madam made for you. Didn’t I say I don’t eat bird’s nest anymore? Young master , where are you going? I’m looking for inspiration. Don’t follow me and bother me with my inspiration . Who’s inspiration? Male and female, please come on . Young Master Chai, you’re a rare guest. What wind blew you here? No wind could have blown me here. I walked here myself. May I ask what you’d like, young master? I’d like to see if you have any good poetry collections here. Yes, yes, yes , yes, please come in, please come in. Please, please, please, this is a collection of poems by the poet Li Bai. It’s the best-selling one.

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