Chibi FINDS LOVE in Dispatch

Chibi FINDS LOVE in Dispatch

Is this guy Sans with his jacket. 
Punt or stop. Oh, Punt this guy. Bro,   your tattoos look like a sketchbook, [ __ ] Get 
out of here. Oh, he has a superpower, too. Wait, why is there a black bar? Wait. Oh my god. There’s 
a P*nis. I want to look at it. I’m going to look at it real quick. Oh my god, it’s right there. 
You can’t see it, but it’s right there. Oh, is this a Tik Tok? Oh my god, it actually is. I’m 
going to cry. A former brave brigade member… That’s what he looks like. Your dad died to 
that? He looks like Ned Flanders. What’s this   guy’s power? Like so. You nervous? My powers make 
everything wet. Moist. Look at that drip. What does that look? Best way Fight Club girl. At least 
Never mind. I was about to be ableist. I was about   to say at least I can breathe. Why is he smiling 
while pissing? Who does that? He’s like, oh yeah. C. Today we are finally playing Dispatch. 
Apparently, it’s a pick your own adventure   where you get to romance cute superheroes. If you 
guys enjoy this first chapter, please comment, like the video, subscribe, and if you guys enjoy 
it, we’ll play this again. Let’s play. Obviously, I love him. He’s my dad. Okay. Oh, wait. You’re 
done. What does that H mean? Just say what you want to say. It’s just when you add obviously, 
it feels a little less obvious. This guy sans. Look at his jacket again. How do you really feel 
about your father? It’s as if maybe it’s a little I love my dad. Feel comfortable admitting, which 
is completely understand. I love my dad. Look, I love my dad. All right. I love my dad. That’s 
the truth. Loved. That’s what I said. You said love. Your dad’s dead. So you don’t love him. You 
loved him. Who the freak is this [ __ ] Just so sensitive. What’s in his nose? Wait, what the 
freak? What the freak? There’s a worm in him.   There’s a worm in him. There’s a worm. We’re in 
it now. Why would I? There’s a worm in his nose. The man who killed him if I didn’t love him. 
That dog has a is like is he’s a zombic. That   dog is way too thick. [ __ ] my nose is bleeding. 
Thought I was getting emotional. I thought it was a worm. No, it’s probably from when I kicked you 
in the face. Yeah, thanks for reminding me. So, how’s the dog on the wall? I’m going to hang you 
off the side of the Oh, it’s the floor. And you’re going to tell me where Shroud is or I’m going to 
drop you to your death. Come on. We’re having a breakthrough. Hey, we did. You know, we’re being 
real cute. We got to be ready. Easy to talk to, but the only breakthrough I need right now is the 
location of Shroud. Shroud. I’m not telling you [ __ ] you [ __ ] loser. This is more like how 
I thought this would be. I hope Shroud kills you just like he killed your father. I hope he [ __ ] 
spanks your little Yeah, not with that McDonald’s   eye hairline. You hear me? Are we outside? Windy 
up here. Are we outside? Where are we outside? No telling where you live. It smells like outside 
smells. Wait, wait, wait. I have neighbors. Use your inside voice and just tell me. But you’re 
outside. Shroud is okay. Okay. Uh uh steel steel milllewell steel works. Okay. [ __ ] You sure 
about that? Yes, please. Stop screaming. God damn it. Hey. Hey. I will pull you up if you 
quiet the [ __ ] down. Drop him. Drop him. Drop him. Drop him. Sir, if you want something 
to scream about. Yo, Mr. White. No. No. No. He will. He’s living the freak. ruined a perfectly 
good mattress. Make sure you didn’t die. Okay, you’re welcome. Oh no. Oh no, guys. I thought 
he would die. There’s my dad. Look at my dad up there. Do you see him? Wait, press. Wait, did 
I just miss a QT to grab a jacket? I have ADHD, guys. I got a stim. All right, locking 
in. Boom. Nailed it. [Music] Oh. Ooh, I’m walking. Oh, my superhero. Is this game about 
superheroes? Cool. Do I have Do I have powers? Oh, he looks stupid. He looks like the human 
condom. The freak is that headpiece. Take that   off. You are not pulling any Supergirl with that. 
The freak is that? You look like a freaking loser. [Music]   Oh, what’s a Gundam? Wait, so is my superpower 
being rich? How did I afford that? Honestly, these guys look cool. He’s got 
purple arms. Forklift. Yo, Mr. Light. Why has this guy got LGBT lights? Nah, 
you’re going to fail your QT. You will never You will never find You were browsing 
on Twitter and you saw a really funny meme,   but then Twitter decided to refresh and it’s gone 
forever. So, guess what? You are never finding that meme that you wanted to send your friend. 
It’s gone cuz Elon decided to refresh the entire   app. The entire That happens every day. What the 
freak? I thought he was swiping on the phone. I thought I was sleeping on the phone. Oh frick. Wait, am I good guy or bad guy? Jesse. Wait, what if I fail this? What happens? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Don’t get mad at 
me. Don’t get Kill him. Kill him. Don’t   get mad at me. Don’t get mad at me. I just 
wanted to see what happened. Okay. [Music] Get out of there. Elbow. Go. Elbow. 
Elbow attack. Go. My elbow. Go. My gun. Sorry. I just wanted to see what happened. 
What is that? It’s the iPad. Boot up Roblox. Oh, connecting. Oh, is it 
schematics? authorization code. Hope finish this. What kind 
of hacking system is this? I didn’t read the popup. Oh, boom. Okay,   I’m playing Geometry Dash. What? Oh, 
I can’t do it fast. I got to go slow. [ __ ] yeah. Why did he like that so much? 
The freak. Why do you freak? All I did was hit a couple buttons. All right, next 
one. What am I doing? I I don’t know. Oh, and then I got to go back. 
Okay. Okay. Okay. And then I do   this. Yeah. Look at guys. I’m so 
freaking intelligent. It’s insane. Harvard should study my brain. Just one more. 
Boom. Oh. All right. Got it. Guide avatar downward. [Music] Guys, this is so immersive. 
I think I just invested in cryptocurrency. Oh, I got the map. Interesting, dude. Be careful. I wonder what my superpower is. Am I part Samsung? Hey, um, can I get a copy of that video when 
we’re through here? Oh, I’m here to f you up cuz I’m about to [ __ ] you up and those videos do 
numbers. It can go viral. Maybe we can go viral. What? All this buildup face to face with your 
father’s killer and you come in here with that lame. Wait, is this the same guy? Where the [ __ ] 
is Shroud? He’ll be here in a bit. Oh, hey. After our conversation, I asked him about your dad. Fun 
little tidbit. He was very well hydrated. Freak. I just killed this guy. shot him in the chest. 
Your dad pissed his pants. Yeah, you probably are thinking about it. Shut the [ __ ] up. So, 
after that bullet tore through his insides,   he still had enough time to know how absolutely 
[ __ ] he was. Your tattoos are ugly. Like a little [ __ ] It was like, punt or stop. Oh, punt 
this guy. Cuz your dad was wearing shorts, so just kept I get it. You look like a sketchbook, bro. 
Your tattoos look like a sketchbook, [ __ ] Get out of here. Look at the side of my math homework 
in a in a freaking middle school. Get out. [Music] So, do I just control robots? Ooh, cheed up. Starting to think 
I didn’t need to waste a perfectly good mattress. I’m a lame superhero. 
Good. I assume that come stain thing   was already in the dumpster. Can we just 
skip to the part where you reveal your [ __ ] superpower so we can fight for 
real? Oh, he has a superpower, too. Wait, why is there a black ball? Wait. Oh my god. Super villain. You can call me toxic, bro. Is 
this power having a micro penis? Yeah, no [ __ ] That’s the point, dude. He has a penis. He’s got 
a pickle Rick. Trout’s augments are pretty good, dude. I want to see it. Do you think it’s like 
this while he flies? [ __ ] chef’s kiss. Wait, so why does this guy get like an a 
penis? I’m distracted by the penis. I can’t stop thinking about it,   dude. It was built like a like a like 
a breadand butter pickle from Walmart. Get out of there, [ __ ] Why? Why? I want to see it. [ __ ] Like his balls 
flapping in the wind as he flies around. Man, I’m a lame superhero. My power is being rich. No. 
Like, I should weaponize some Laboo at this point. I’m so lame. This guy’s so much cooler than I am, 
and his penis is bigger than mine. I hate my life. Figures. Dude, you’re in a robot 
suit. You’re Oh. Oh, who’s that? Dude, everyone is cooler than my character. Nice 
penis, bro. Nice penis, bro. piece of [ __ ] I’m so guys, I’m getting penis envy right now. Oh,   frick. Ew. What the placenta 
man with the power of placenta. These guys are so much cooler than 
I am. I’m so lame. Like, this guy, this guy is a big fat penis and I just 
have a freaking robot and a little boooo. Batwing this [ __ ] Grab his balls and pull. I think I just circumcised him. Beep beep 
beep. I like this blob guy. He’s so cute. [Music] Oh, [ __ ] I’m going to grab his penis and twist it. Blob SMEA is ruining my hardware. Oh, that person’s 
cool. I like that one. She’s cool. I saw our pits. Yeah, cuz you’re lame. You don’t have 
any powers. You’re just a robot guy. Ow, my Achilles. My achilles rebooting. Oh, I have to boot up 
again. If only your dad wasn’t dead. Oh, I have a shield. Cool. Stop. I don’t 
want to see him anymore. The black bar. I know what’s there. I saw like every 
vein in his penis. Oh, who’s this? Power level insufficient. Imagine 
this guy walks up with a black bar, too. He’s just hanging dong for no reason. What 
do you got left on them shields? I said 40%, but boss man says you’re down to 28. And he 
is not wrong about the This guy’s annoying. I got pen. Good news, buddy. Wait, guys. We don’t 
know what’s behind this black bar. It could be a vagina. Is it really yours? His His roast beef 
could be flapping in the wind. We don’t know. Who’s that? Who is that? My dad. Daddy. Oh, 
yes. Check. Calculate the damage per second hitting shields. Then tell me how many seconds 
I need to divert Astral Pulse energy to rock. Oh my gosh. 12.89 9 seconds of damage before 
boss man says if you’re planning on diverting puss sorry pulse power to the boosters it 
won’t work this is a limited time Ignore him his balls instead earlier see it’s a 
small penis I’m just the messenger here I can’t fail this one okay there we go 
there we go bucket god I get stuck Ah, bye. Hey, great. Now get out of there, babe. 
He’s flirting with me. I saw his penis twitch. Oh, so I’m just running away. Freaking coward. 
The freaking. So, I’m going to go check off my greed penis. I can’t. Oh, what? They took my 
foot. [ __ ] Yeah, you didn’t do anything. All you did was go and run away. Oh, wait. 
No, you used the right hand. Tapeworm. Did we live? Oh, no. That sucks. How’d they get that on 
there? Oh, that’s like Wreckit Ralph. He didn’t want to be a bad guy, guys. 10 100 gifted 
subs if this says dispatch. All right. Oh, is this a Tik Tok? Oh my god, it 
actually is. I’m going to cry. I’ve done this game sucks. It’s social media and our newsroom 
showing what many thought. What the   freak is she doing? The death of Mecca 
Man again. Mega Man. For nearly 50 years, a Mecca Man has protected Los Angeles. Built by 
an ordinary civilian with no superpowers. Hey, slain. This first suit was dubbed by 
as Mecca Man Prime. Three generations of pilot. Their identities kept secret have 
given everything to protect this community, including their lives. After the tragic passing 
of Prime, the next Mechamstral teamed up to a group known as the Brave Brigade leading to an 
unpre Oh, that guy. I like that guy with the like the toilet like a like an airplane toilet head. 
Tragedy struck again when Shroud, a former Brave Brigade member turned villain. That’s what 
he looks like. Mecca man in court. You guys,   you your dad died to that. He looks like Ned 
Flanders. But yet again, as hope was lost, a third generation of Mecca Man emerged. A Mecca Man 
for the modern era. A bull work against organized crime in the greater Los Angeles area. Et today. 
Why is it always California? Mecca Man broke his silence and addressed the media. Does he pull up 
in the in the in the giant suit? That’d be cool. God, get a new outfit. Where’s Edna or whatever? 
There’s been a lot of speculation about my health   and the state of the Mecca Man suit, and I’m here. 
Am I inside the like suits butthole? What is this? The suit has been damaged beyond my ability to 
repair. So, I will be stepping back from superhero work. Effective immediately. Build a new one. 
Does this mean you’re finished? Can you repair   yourself for Mecham? Does this mean your career 
is over? How badly were you hurt? One at a time, please. Ashley Rhess San Pedro Daily. Do you 
have anything to say to your fans? The public outpouring, the vigils. You wouldn’t wake up. 
Everything I’ve done, every sacrifice me and my family have made has been for the people of 
Los Angeles. Next question. Lawrence Trabune, what’s this mean? You’re retiring as Mecca Man. 
Nah, I’d be lazy. It is. You’re dunzo. Shut the   freak up. That haircut’s done. Go marry Stock, 
you idiot. Answer the question, buddy boy. Are you retiring? My readers need the skinny, and 
I aim to deliver. Not yet. Let’s get it on the record. Not yet. Look, I’m not retiring. Not 
yet, at least. Any idea what you can do without the Mechaman suit? Your mom get out. Not yet. All 
right, just one more, please. I got to get back to um just just one more. Preferably someone from 
the century. Charles Kingsley, South Bay Signal. So Shroud kills your father. goes to jail 15 
years, breaks out, and immediately dupes you into a trap where he destroys the Mega Man suit 
and puts you in a coma for What the freak have you   done with your life? Huh? I didn’t. I’m the human 
condom. Two-parter. First, why didn’t Shroud kill you? Why don’t your kids call you? You’ve been 
conscious for months. It’d be easy money taking   you out. Okay. Shroud wanted the astral pulse and 
Mechaman gone. He got both. I’m not sure I matter much. Right. You’re unimportant. Which leads me to 
my next question. Most heroes avenge their family. You did the opposite. You killed their legacy. 
How disappointed would your dad be if he were here right now? Your father, your grandfather, 
they must be rolling over in their graves. Chop the sword guy. Yes. Let’s check this old guy. Up next, Sue, of course. But there’s two issues 
there. He clearly has nothing left and he was Oh, yeah. You’re going to shoot me the trick. You 
don’t know who I am. You don’t know who. It did explain why after the first three or four minutes, 
no one was stepping in. Yes, I was disappointed with the chanting. Awesome, dude. This game is 
great. That guy got pickle. W guys, good job. Get a different mask. Just say I was watching. 
Yeah, you’re watching TV, [ __ ] Yeah, all you [ __ ] Dude, I’m the Wiggles. Watching that. It’s 
the Wiggles. Who you calling [ __ ] [ __ ] I’ll handle this idiot. Keep loading. We’re out of 
here in 30. And who the [ __ ] are you? Yeah, you don’t know [ __ ] hobo ranger. Who 
the [ __ ] are you? I’m Mecca Man. I’m Mecca Man. You’re not Mecca Man. Yes, I am. 
That’s Mecca Man. I’m Mechaman, [ __ ] Okay, that’s my soup. You’re going to be wishing 
you had it right now. Whatever the case, I’m going to have to deal with [ __ ] Skittles 
idiots like you. I was going to say they were   like M&M’s. Damn it. Look, you’re hurt. You’re 
not thinking straight. Oh, wait. My left arm’s broken. So, I got to punch with my right arm. 
Punch with my right arm. She’s coming from Yeah, I meant left foot. Right foot. I’m getting choked by the wiggles. I’m getting I’m   being choked by the wiggles. What 
the freak did I do? Stop blow. W Riz. I bet this is an attractive woman coming 
to save me. I knew it. Yes. Hey, hey, hey, sucker toes. Where’s that prompt? QT. Just kidding. 
Sorry. That guy I threw, he landed on the roof,   right? Phew. Hi, I’m Blond Blazer. Wow. I work 
over at Superhero Disc. What’s your superpower? Hey, farting. Yeah, I know who you are. You’re 
like famous. Hey, I don’t know about that. I’m just a corporate hero for hire. What’s her power? 
You’re the real deal. You’re the blonde hair, right? I don’t think infamous is the same as 
famous, but Oh, god. Your arm. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, yeah. That’s gross. Yeah, you look like some 
kind of DJ. Let me see it. I’ll help you. Oh, yeah. No. RZ. Rz her. Riss her. The other way. 
Okay. But have you done this before? Cuz maybe ow. She seems nice. I like her. Wow. That’s uh 
that’s okay. Thank you. I think she has an angular pelvic tilt, though. She’s sticking her butt out a 
lot. I’m not complaining. You look like you could use a drink. Yes. What makes you say that? I look 
stupid. Am I in the jar? Oh, dude. I look stupid compared to all these people. They look awesome. 
I didn’t even realize that. Wait, why is she interested in me? I I look like a condom. What do 
you mean like different colored dicks? What? What are we talking about? I saw a green one today. 
what I meant. But you know what? It should have   been that. I’m a little buzzed. I don’t really 
make jokes like that. I think Vissy’s rubbing off on me. Who you should rub off on? Sorry. Someone 
I work with. Never. Yeah. Show me your black bars. Oh god, I did not see that I was drinking. Sorry. 
That was impressive. What she do? Drink alcohol. Oh, speak. I’m scared. She’s reminded me 
of my uncle. It’s fine. Don’t worry about keeping up. Something to do with the powers. 
It It takes a lot for me to feel anything. Oh, interesting. That’s actually 
really interesting. She like,   “Okay, you should give yourself more credit 
to do what you did for as long as you did, especially without superpowers.” She’s like 
a little too into me. She’s going to start   unzipping my suit. What? I can fix that one for 
you, too. No thanks. I like this one. Thank you, lad. Good choice. So, how did you afford all 
that? No, my game crashed. Thousands. Millions. This is fatal error. Check comes. You’re s No. 
So, how did you afford all that? You must have spent hundreds of thousands of millions. So, 
you’ll understand when the check comes. He   invested a bit. You’re serious. Millions. 
Yeah. I basically burned through my entire inheritance keeping it going. The last couple 
years have just been That’s crazy. Termination. Why did you do it? Do what? sacrifice everything 
to be a superhero to the point of What kind of stupid question is that? I was going to 
say hardship, but ruin was the first word. Stupid question. You’re a hero, too. You must be 
completely broke at this point. That is stupid. What a dumb question. I guess I just helping 
people. So, are you drunk yet or what? Uh, yeah. Yeah, I should probably switch. Yes, it 
sounds wrong. Good. Cuz I was hoping after some drinks to loosen you up. I could learn a little 
more about you and uh I was hoping to tighten you up if you know what I’m saying. Present you with 
a proposition. I would love to see them. Thank   you. I a proposition. I would love to see them. 
Yeah. I’m just trying to figure out if this is a fit or not. You know, then it’s just a matter. 
We got to play it lowkey though. Low key. Sounds   intriguing. We got to be low key. Low key. I have 
to say, Blazer, that does sound intriguing. Why is that water so milky? That’s actually behind 
you. God, this is like pure alcohol. It’s not like alcohol. It I was like, what is alcohol? I 
know because you spit it directly into my open mouth. That’s an indirect kiss. Water. That see 
how it has ice in it? You drink hard liquor from a pine glass? Actually, I usually just drink it 
straight from the bottle. But why is everyone like my uncle? Everyone’s an alcoholic in this game. 
No, it’s fine. I will be right back. One fart and it’s over. She’s camel toeing. What are you 
doing? Hey, [ __ ] What? Hey, I’m talking to you, [ __ ] Me? Put his phone for like a Dorito. 
I only turned around cuz someone yelled, not because I’m a [ __ ] or anything. Who is this 
guy? Who is this guy? Superhero bar. Oh, wow. Are you a superhero? That’s so cool. Is this your 
power? You’re like tell people obvious [ __ ] guy. Are you really going to act like you don’t 
remember me, bro? Wait, it’s coming back to me. Hold on. Ew. Why can’t I see your stomach? Oh, Mr. 
Wet Pony. Oh, I know it. You know what? You are Mr. Wet Ponytail. Your superpowers and obviously 
your ponytail, which aside from being disgusting, the ability to never not be wet. In battle, 
you whip it around and anyone it touches [ __ ] kills himself. Is Oh, she liked that one. 
Call me. You good? Sorry, I choked in my spit. This guy’s ugly like a [ __ ] Where are your 
nipples? The fire and the flame. And my skin does not burn. I’ll piss on you. Am flambe and you like 
flam. I still remember you that shitty villain I busted up. Not anymore, Mecca dick. As I literally 
just said I am flab, a real superhero. Shut the freak up. You are not Mecca man anymore. Mega Man. 
So you need to get the [ __ ] out of here. Oh, alcohol will make him burst into flames. Throw 
alcohol. What the freak is wrong with me? What the freak is wrong with me? I can’t stop. No 
punch. I like this guy. You’re literally fanning the flames right now. [ __ ] Yeah, you’re right. 
Anyone got a rug? Yeah, rug. Cool. That’s how I made my money. Drop and roll, lad. Oh, hey, baby. 
Thought he doesn’t burn. Some people become scared before they even know they’re hurt. Like babies. 
Who the freak are you? Are you Is your superpower not wearing a bra? Cuz I like that. Mecha dick. 
Get Why is every calling that? I get it. Can you just tell Blazer I’m outside? Oh. Oh, couch meme. 
Relax. I’m leaving. I usually skip this part. Oh, who’s that? He’s way cooler than me. Hey, I couldn’t find you. Why is she riding 
me so hard? That’s cool. I was just She found   out I got a millions of dollars. Can’t tell 
why anyone would put those words together. Why are you holding drinks? Night cap. You’re in 
trouble. Actually, according to the bartender, that’s exactly what you are. What happened in 
there? I walked out superheroes alcoholics. The whole energy is awkward. And why did it smell 
like burnt hair? I made a little mess. Oh, my glass slipped and I made a little mess. Just 
a little mess. Just a little bit. Yeah. Does that not sound convincing? Dude, why are these two 
ovulating? They’re so into each other. Who’s strong? It’s a little out there. Easier if 
we fly. Like, why is she so She’s ovulating. I am Am I easy or something? [Music] 
Guys, I can see my house from here. Why does she want me so bad? I’m getting 
nervous. [Music] Like why is she in the me? Am I about to see her black bars? Hopefully three 
of them. She’s a superhero. There might be four. Oh, that’s a cool shot. That’s pretty. No, 
she’s nice. I just don’t like that she drinks   a lot. Also, why you gripping those drinks? 
You should be gripping something else, [ __ ] I actually thought you were taking us to sit on 
it. I wish. Oh, yeah. That would have been cool. Oh, no. Yeah, this this cuz you can see it. And 
it it looks like a couple up there already. So, I really needed this. Suck up. All this has been 
pretty overwhelming. You know, I don’t get out. She’s so nice. It’s scary to me. I think I really 
need I feel like she’s like the girl my dad warned me about bringing me out. She’s too nice. Had 
a really great time. Don’t you worry about it, Robertson. You just dox me. How do you know my 
name? You doxed. Oops. What’s going on? Okay, I’ll tell but only after you tell me 
how you ended up with a name like that. Oh, you mean a name like Robbie Robertson III? 
The third. Three times this happened. There was Grandpa Bobby, then my dad, who I called Dad, but 
everyone else called Robbie, and then me, Robert, cuz I wanted to be taken seriously. What a lame 
name. A family tradition. In more ways than one. I feel like you got daddy issues, girl. First 
met a man. He died in the suit before I was   born. Dad was killed fighting Shroud. That’s when 
I took over. There was a little inherent inherit insurance money. I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize. 
Just your run-of-the-mill sad superhero origin story. I mean, as far as superhero origin stories 
go, that’s not bad. You’re okay. If there is one   is dying in that suit, which I guess I don’t 
have to worry about anymore. Open a Patreon. Get some money. Get some bonus. I’m not quite 
drunk enough to share my origin story just yet. We’ll get there. Remind me to tell 
you someday. What you got going on, girl? Back up on the first date. No, girl. Take 
yours off then. The not the mask. Something else. We can work with this. What? Well, I mean, I don’t 
want to kiss her, but I want to help this guy get some. No. Why is she so into me? Yeah. Wait, 
she’s not coming. Wait a second. She didn’t pull in. She didn’t like it. She didn’t like it. Oh, 
frick. Mother freak. I’m an insult. I I misread them all. She’s leading me on. I’m I’m sorry if 
I Girl, you SC What? Well, you don’t have to kiss me. But like, why are you leading? Oh, no. I’m so 
sorry. I totally misread that. You didn’t. I mean, you did. She grabbed my hand. But I I definitely 
The way I went about things tonight. Yeah, you like totally made me think you It was all a 
little loose. I’m not absurd. Unprofessional. I   just professional. I’m not sure that that applies 
to She literally caressed my head and was like, “We can work with this.” And she was like 
moaning and ovulating. The I’m actually here on official business. How I know your name? The 
proposition. Why were you awake? Bouching on it metaphorically. Thought about that. It’s fine. 
Do you remember a superhero named Trackstar? Did I ruin it? Remember? Of course. He’s like family 
that I haven’t talked to in a while. What about him? I work with him at SDN. He recommended you. 
Mentioned that he worked with your father. Yeah, he was the youngest member of the brave 
brigade. So, it was kind of like for a while. How’s he doing? He’s doing great. He’s He’s why 
I’m here. Robert, I thought she had a crush on me. Make you an offer in exchange for dispatching 
and mentoring some of our rookie heroes. SDN can make you Mecca Man again, but this time with 
resources that a company as big as ours has at their disposal. No more paying out of pocket 
for repairs, support staff, the whole Not exactly professional. You’re right. This was a pretty 
unprofessional way to recruit someone. And yeah,   like like guys, like listen, I don’t think I’m 
owed a kiss, but like I I I feel I feel like like like this was all business, man. That sucks. Like 
she full on led me on to get me on her team. The freak. [ __ ] I’m sorry. No, it’s okay. I just 
don’t do that again. A big investment. It’ll take considerable time and money to get the suit 
repaired and the missing pieces replaced. That was my first kiss, too. to learn how to dispatch and 
level up some of the heroes on our roster. Your experience, get your head off me. Work ethic, 
your perspective, it’s all invaluable. What’s a dispatch, Robert? You have a lot left. I still 
like her. I She shouldn’t have done that. So, you   want me to sit in an office and dispatch heroes? 
That’s the idea, but just until we get your suit put back together. What’s dispatching even mean? 
Yeah, I was supposed to test you at the bar here. Drunk people shouldn’t be throwing things at 
drunk people. Noted. Am I waiting or are you waiting? What’s going on? Open up when I threw it 
to you. Okay, there. Pop it on. This is part of the assessment. And don’t move too much in there. 
You’re sitting on the edge of the billboard. What? Who’s this? Greetings and welcome to this 
training simulation. We may be superheroes, but we’re nothing without SDN’s real hero. Wait, 
so I’m going to be a loser. So, dispatcher, where do we start? Begin tour. I ruined everything. I 
picked every bad choice. It appears we’ve got our first call from a subscriber. Wait, subscriber. 
Wait, what? We just say subscriber. Yo, guys, hit that donate button. Let’s get some 
subscribers. If you’re watching this on YouTube,   hit that subscribe button. Come on, guys. Come on, 
guys. Lock in. I saw some scary, suspicious men last night leaving the old movie theater. Oh, so 
people receive requirements to help you determine which heroes to send. Oh, okay. Such an array 
of brave heroes to choose from. Oh, how could you possibly just one? This graph will show you 
what a hero does well and not so well. Oh, okay. A hero with a knack for vigor and combat looks right 
for the job. That sounds like me. Phenomenan. Oh, you’re that guy on the billboard. Now that at 
least one hero is being dispatched, it’s time to get to work. Wait, I really like that this guy 
is like maxed out in charisma and he’s like got no strength, but he’s like a big buff lizard. 
That is so funny. This month a sound approach. Wow. This is uh I will now return to SDN. Wow. 
This is I’m so immersed right now. He’s leaving a streak. That’s disgusting. He’s snail. When 
a hero returns to SDN, they’ll need some much Am I playing a Webkins game? Are you kidding 
me? This is the game play. Don’t forget to review your hero’s performance. They won’t be 
sent out again. This is the game. Oh my god, I got led on by that awesome cut scene. On SDN’s 
state-of-the-art graph, we can see an analysis of what skills the call required. Let’s see how 
well I did after responding to that caller’s well call. [Music] There’s no such thing as a perfect 
fit. Use your intellect. The more that my skills align with the needs of the job, the more likely 
I am to succeed. I want to what? Oh, I see. Okay. Organized criminals often led by figurehead super 
villains are the scourge of Southern California. We work tirelessly to root them out. Shut up. This 
guy. We’ve got a potential villain hideout on the college campus. Sometimes the solution is brains, 
not Brun. SDN’s diverse array of heroes. Pog, shut up. Just go. Loud and clear. Moving out. Just go. 
Since you want to speak up. Go. She left a streak. Wait. Wait. There’s a chance. You suck. Pom pom. Why’d you speak up? Okay. 
Museum. You need a guest speaker. What the freak? Wait. So, how do I see what it needs? 
Do I have the gas? Oh, so this is We don’t need strength. We need like charisma, right? 
You baby. Anything. Whoa. Whoa. We just met. Yeah. See you soon. Is she trying to recruit 
me? What is happening? [Music] All right. So, it’s a gas. All right. Oh, if these streets could 
talk. Why do you sound like that? One of your heroes needs you. The who? As their leader, your 
heroes will look to you. Make choices and follow where they lead. Don’t show off your moves at 
a museum speech. You need fun facts, you know, cuz it’s it’s a lo about local superheroes. Do fun 
facts. Jokes could be good, but let’s do facts. Yeah, these choices need the right skill. 
Remember each of your heroes. Why the freak did you go to an exhibit on superheroes 
if you don’t want to hear facts? Did you   want to twerk? I should have chose to show your 
moves. What can I say? A lot, actually. Shut up. Go to sleep. Go to your heat lamp. A convoy of 
Diablo’s goons are harrying the highway patrol. As if was not bad enough. We need someone really 
strong. Speaking of traffic and going places. Does SDN offer paid time off to take vacations? Shut 
up. Of course. PTO acrews at a regular rate over time. Use it however you like as long as you 
discuss your schedule with your manager well   in advance. What the [ __ ] is a PTO? I don’t 
care what any of these people have to say. We’re going to go with this guy cuz we need some. 
We’ll just do one. I think this is plenty of   I am on the way. Shut up. There’s a giant monster 
attacking downtown. Save us, SDN. Draw. Okay. No, we’re not. Okay, so we’re not trying to kill 
it. Maybe some good brains. What’s this,   Vigor? That’s like stamina. Oh, she’d be good at 
this then. Go. Go, Queen. Shut it down. Okay. And now this one. A diabolical super villain El Diablo 
is attacking Los Angeles. Defend. Apprehend. Oh no. It’s one of my arch nemesises, El Diablo. 
That means the Diablo is this guy. The paper airplane guy. He must have been using the convoy 
ambush as a distraction and to attack helpless hospital people. That bastard. Oh, your doctor’s 
appointment. I got you, bro. Did you know SDN offers a robust benefits package for all full-time 
employees? Oh, yeah. That’s phenomenal. Go ahead, Pom Pom. You’re good at going speedy. All right. 
How’d you do, bro? How’d you do? We just higheed chase. Oh. Oh, easy. Good job, dude. Not like 
60 times. Excellent dispatching. Uh, dispatcher, thank you. Appreciate it. SDN values work life 
balance. I’m not done. When the bell rings, your shift will end very soon. But I’m 
not done. I’m not done. These guys got to   go. Monster attack. This one I think we nailed. 
Yeah, that was really good, right? Look at that. Oh, this is very not good. Yeah, you suck at your 
job. The freak. You look like you ate a green bean. Nah, these people can die. I’m done. Come 
on. This had to work. We needed the speed. Yeah, look. This is impossible to fail. Boom. The fact 
that it was that close. Pom pom. SDN solves all problems, big and small. Sometimes a hero can 
use their talents to I’m a man offer. They are superheroes. Yes, but there are limitations. Your 
HR representative will details. Okay. Eldablo’s crew is harassing the good folks at the hospital. 
Locked option. All right, this one. Clear path. [Music] Rescuing civilians. Oh, I love this chick. 
Just another Her design is awesome. I love that. Oh god, no. Help us. We’re being 
held hostage. Decline. Hang on,   please. You can find suggestions on how to 
handle hostage situations on page 234 of SDN’s guide to dispatch. Oh, shut the freak up. 
[Music] Oh, you have to be intelligent. Go, go, woman with glasses. Knowledge is power. Shut up. 
These people speak too much. El Diablo’s goons are running scared. We’re right on the heels 
of his sidekick, LD Alto. Pursue, survive,   and defeat. Phenomenal man. Together, we can do 
it together. Shut up. What did you I defer to you, this guy. An excellent choice. Why is this mic so 
bad? I know I’m one to speak, but everyone else   is so clear. This makes the heart grow fonder. And 
then he sounds like he’s in like a like a Prinkles can. Why is this mic so bad? I don’t get it. A 
wise choice. Get it, guys. Go save the day. How’d you do, queen? Woman, what the freak is wrong with 
you? What the freak? I thought intelligent. Four marks on that one. I’m becoming an insult. She’s 
pissing. She’s pissing on her way home. [Music] How am I so bad at this game? How the 
freak am I supposed to meet that? Like, you guys are weak. You suck. Can you guys? 
These superheroes are so bad at their job. It’s insane. Our shift is done. Now it is time 
for lunch. We need more subscribers without you, dispatcher. You did nothing. I’m going to 
enhance my break. You guys did nothing. I have to send more than one. Oh frick. No wonder 
I’m losing. Great idea. Thank you again, dispatcher. I hope to be seeing a lot more 
of you. Goodbye for now. And don’t forget to be phenomenal. I like this. Did you say 
phenomenal? Yeah, it felt pretty natural to me. And then you suck at your job for me to 
end up mid tier. That said, for a first time, it feels pretty She’s sleepy. That’s okay. 
We’ve all been there. Did I drool on you? Uh, I don’t think so. Well, you see why we thought 
of Well, why Trackstar thought of you? I did horrible. Like I did so bad. Hi. Meet me at the 
SDN offices tomorrow. I’m not done saving you yet. Why does she keep like uh is there a ladder or you There’s my 
dog. Give too much bacon bits to this dog. He’s on r/ Is his name beef? Did you see his 
collar said beef? Is he 100% beef? [Music] There’s no way that dog’s name is beef. 
His No, we can’t give him cereal. He has weight problems. Like I guys, I’m not 
body shaming. He literally is too big.   He’s going to have like You’re a good boy 
problems. You get a You get a carrot. The folks at SDN are the best in the business. 
And we’re striving to create a safer,   stronger city every I met a nice lady. The folks 
who live here have she wants to help us out. He that dog needs help. He just 
died. He’s dead. No. Escape. Skip. You and 44% of players let the goon drop. Your 
success rate in the fight with was 80%. Dude, get wrecked. 60% of players. You guys suck. 
All you have to do, there’s no timing. You   literally just do this and it auto does it. You 
guys suck. They’re playing with one hand cuz he had his penis on. That’s why they kept messing up. 
21. Oh my god. I’m a freaking freak. No one else attacked the reporter. I’m a freaking freak. 
Wait, actually, why are people nice in this game? There’s no like repercussions yet. Like 
that old guy had it coming. This [ __ ] need I felt I felt insecure with his alpha attitude. 
All right, let’s We don’t I’m going to keep my head blocking the last one because I sucked and 
it’s embarrassing. Dang it. What? Be late for band practice. Unexpected things happen every 
day. Unexpected item in packaging area. Oh man, can SDN help me out with this? It’s blocking a 
driveway. What a nice guy. Can count on SDN to help lift the burdens life throws at us. Let’s be 
your rock, so you can rock. Thank you. Oh, wow. Is not an insurance company and does not cover. Wow, 
this guy’s awesome. So nice. She’s definitely not making it to band practice. Shut up. Yeah. Well, 
yeah. Wait, what’s that? What the freak are you? No, just What the freak even is that? The freak 
What the freak even is that? What the freak? Uh, the commercial. It was weird. Weird. Yeah, right. 
Coming to my man. He’s He’s like a rock star. It’s a I’m joking because of the rock and roll. Cool. 
Cool commercial. I’m a forama fan. You might say. You could say he’s phenomenal. I’ll suck up. Maybe 
this guy’s nice. Cool. Phenomenal. Even. Yeah. Be   nice. He’s he’s cool. The salesman. Oh, yeah. I 
mean, he could sell snowballs to an es. Is it not not cool to say? Yeah. We’re not allowed. Snow 
mail. He could sell snow to a snow. Do you like jack off to him? Anyone made a snow. Why is he 
sweaty? Any color. Snow doesn’t have to be white. What? What is he talking about? Oh god. Okay. 
Yep. Oh, this guy doesn’t have a dad. He can’t tie tie. That is not right. That is that just 
Yeah. Okay. Let me help you. What’s this guy’s power? Like necessary. Having a diaper rash. So 
you nervous? Big job interview. No, I mean yes, but yes is more. My powers make everything wet 
but moist boy is how they call me. But yes, I am. He’s got the power of milk. Oh, 
this [ __ ] Go hug this guy. Put him out. Nice eyebrows, idiot. I am interviewing you. 
Wait, why is this scary music? I don’t care about this guy. He’s a loser. I beat him. He’s kind of 
wedgie, too. Tiny balls. I can see him. Now that you your face is next to a side of my face, I see 
that I know you of you. You’re Mecca Man. I You’re You’re dead. I thought So, wait. This guy’s power 
is like lactating through his entire body. That’s messed up, guys. Like, that’s messed up. Like, 
that’s not Whoever told him that was a superhero power lied to him. You uh look small or different 
in person. Never meet your heroes, kid. Oh, wasn’t sure you’d show up. Wow. Blazer, come on. A 
real hero. Sorry, but I I need him for something. Follow me. Yeah. What’s up? Okay. I kind of f 
with what is it? Squirt boy. He’s kind of He’s He’s He likes me, so I like him. What’s up? Let’s 
go, squirt boy. He weaponizes his squirt. Who just said [ __ ] time? No, I that’s not going to happen 
in this game. What’s happening right now? I have   that setting turned on. people knowing your Mecca 
man. A lot of our dispatchers are former heroes, but it’s better if you keep your identity a 
secret. We’ve had incidents in the past. Do I get   a new suit? Here. I remembered you being bigger. I 
was What do What do girls always say this? Listen, it’s going to be great. I’ve never felt silly 
wearing this. That’s a lie. You should. Until now. Yeah, I was trying to imply that with the silence. 
It worked. Get dressed. I have somebody I need you to meet. Oh, sorry. Should I turn around? Or what 
do you uh should I close my eyes? Maybe if that makes you more comfortable. Is she going to get 
mad at me if I say this? Fine. I don’t mind. Oh, yeah. No, it’s it’s Sure. I’m so confused. Me 
straight in the eyes or anything? Cuz that would be odd. Is this what it’s like being a guy? Am 
I going to see his butt? Yeah. I’m just going to   there girl. She’s still looking. It doesn’t look 
like it, but I am flexing every muscle in my body right now. He’s skinny like me. Okay. Well, you 
didn’t have to say it like that. I say again, I’m sorry about last night. No, it’s okay. 
Honestly, regret the way I conducted myself.   Honestly, I regret for crashing out. A mistake. A 
complicated mistake. I’m sorry. I can uh go into the details. No, it’s okay. Complications with 
you later. Yeah, we we were drunk. It’s fine. We   were both a little tipsy. Got lost in the moment. 
Yeah, it’s okay. It’s totally understandable. It’s okay. Like I I have a nice night. Nothing more 
than that. We had a great time. Yeah. I’d like   to keep things professional, right? That’s a lie. 
You’re going to kiss me eventually. I can tell. Profession. We We got We got vibes. Huh? Huh? 
Is it go- go gadget laundry woman? That sounds sexist. I didn’t mean it that way. Oh. It locks 
a conference room. It’s the girl from So, uh, Arcane, you two [ __ ] or what? Oh, we kissed, 
but it was very innocent. Like cheek innocent or tip of your dick innocent. I can already tell 
I don’t like her. God, first of all, we did   not kiss. You kissed me. Not into it. Second of 
all, it’s none of your freaking business. Whoa, who was she cussed? Must have been a good one. 
Oh god. Robert, this is Invisal. Also, she’s a   [ __ ] She was sitting in the corner, invisible, 
flicking her invisible beans. Get yourself and rehabilitate them to reenter society to use 
their powers for Are those my earrings? Well, they look better on me. Invisal, this is Robert. 
He’ll be your team’s dispatcher. What a lame name. Step dad bot superhero with no superpowers. 
Can’t wait. His identity. All of this. That’s staying between us. Oh my god. Girls, man. Ladies, 
ladies, ladies. Back now. It does. I’ll know who it came from. You think I want to tell people 
our dispatcher is a [ __ ] loser? powers don’t   make you superpowers doesn’t automatically make 
you a superhero. You’re born with one. You have to earn the other. Yeah. Well, I’m wet. I see 
why you like him. Look at that trip. What is that look? Best Buy Fight Club. Girl, Never 
mind. I was about to be ableist. I was about to say at least I can breathe. I just realized 
I sound nice. Yeah, you’re so different. Get out of here. Daddy issues. We have a weekly ranking 
list for all the heroes in the company. And she’s at the bottom. She called herself Invisib. Never 
mind. I love her. She’s my favorite. We’re trying   to rebrand her. Yeah. I thought Invisal Never 
mind. She’s awesome. For her. Oh yeah. She got put idea. Just get your shirt on. Dad bod. What 
the freak? Dadbod he’s built like a twink. What is with this writing? She said dadbod. He’s 
built like what? He’s built like a pencil. Bro, he fully waxed his body. He’s built like a   twink. What is this writing? 
You can’t just say dive bond. That’s how I sit in my highest profile branch in 
the network. But we’ve got what makes the real   difference. Who bit my ear? Great people. Some of 
them aren’t even people and they’re still great. Who’s that farty? Did you see that? One of the 
three copers on this floor. Facts. scanned. Who’s stapler woman? Oh, she’s magnetic documentation. 
One of the three D’s at SDN. There tends to I’ll give you the I’ll give you the fourth one. I used 
to call it triple D’s, but I was informed that had   a different connotation. I’ll give you the third 
one. Dispatching documentation. Diversity is the third. Not in terms of priority, of course. Yep. 
We’re all about diversity. Lana works in the mail room from a different galaxy. Is she snail? 
And then there’s Gayen way back there. Born with superhero. He’s from I want to see Florida. 
Florida, of course. Florida man over there. Hey, easy on the bath salts. That was one guy. 
Hey, speaking of bath, where is the uh Oh, need a bio break. Excuse me. Restroom. I mean, 
it it’s right over there. Sorry. At work, I tend to get a little corny. Corporate dick. 
Meet me in the room when you’re done. This is like hospital town. Why is everyone cussing at me all 
the time? Me and my dad bottle go piss. The freak. Why is he smiling while piss pissing? 
Who does that? He’s like, “Oh yeah, look at me. There’s a gun.” Hey, you this 
robber people talking about. Oh, dude, you are probably insecure right now. They name me Roy, 
but people call me Roy. Oh, both of them. Come on,   PewDiePie. This guy seems nice. All right. 
Good to meet you, bro. He seems sweet. He’s pissing with with no hands. He’s just letting 
it flow. So, roid like like steroid, huh? No, no, no, no. Listen, listen. There two other guys 
here that go by the name Roy. I like, you know,   we go scrap, we go ground, I boss you up, and then 
you know, you got roid. You know what I’m saying, bro? That’s That’s what I That’s what I think. 
What? Okay, you lost points there. But I I still like you. You seem nice. Hey, you think that’s 
why they call me Roy? Still pissing like I’m on   steroids, but they think I’m some kind of a juice 
head. No, they think I’m not natty, bro. No. No. They think Royy’s not natty. No. No, I’m just 
kidding, man. Just making jokes about your name and the [ __ ] No, I didn’t mean any concern. I 
don’t care. That’s Yeah, noia is I’m sorry. Nice meeting you. It was while we were both holding 
our dicks. You one funny bugger. Mecca man. I bet these two got a lot of fan art together. What the? 
Okay, so I was worried about your unwashed hand, but now I’m worried that everyone here knows 
who I am. Nah, brother. It’s Kapoo. Need to   know basis and Roy need to know. Auto one will 
come pick up your soup or fix them for the SDN. Cool. You going to wash before you do that? Nah, 
bro. I never touch hot then. Yeah, he did handsree   pants and underwear only. Yeah. No, that’s okay. 
I just do like this. Ew. Ew. Ew. You don’t wipe. Guys who don’t wipe are weird. Show me again. I 
don’t think I got it. I usually skip that part. All right. I like that character. He’s funny. 
Who’s this freckled face [ __ ] Why is everyone   soggressive? Aggressive way to greet someone. 
Look at this skinny latte prick. And my dad bought her. What? Am I kid? You here to 
whip these [ __ ] in the shape or what?   That’s the idea. Why is this happening? 
Why is this happening? What? It’s a hug, not a hand job. Lighten up. I wish it was. Be 
that as it may, I’m still confused. Cuz like,   dude, he’s old, so his hands are nice and 
shaky. be like, you know, I’d be like, you know, like all those people, they can’t 
do like poor juice. They’re they like, “Oh, right.” Cuz I’m old as [ __ ] How about this? The 
Parkinson sense does add to the experience. This jog your memory? What? Trackar. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, 
you [ __ ] Why are you accepting hugs from old men you don’t know? Oh, and hey, they call me Chase 
around here, so keep it, you know. Sure. Right. I like old guys. Been what? 10, 15 years. Has it 
really been that long? How old? Yeah. I reached out to this little piss ant when his dad passed. 
Then he got to ducking me like he owed me money.   I was in a weird place. I understand, kid. It was 
tough on all of us. So, I can’t imagine what you went through. That was my dad. So, what’s up? You 
going to tell me why you look like Black Einstein? Sorry, I never noticed. [ __ ] It’s the powers. I 
can move 50 times faster than the average person, but I didn’t realize until it was too late. I was 
aging 50 times faster when I used my powers. Oh,   that sucks. Nowadays, I’m moving slower than 
frozen piss to keep the old ticket from popping on me. How old are you then? How old are 
you really? I turned 39 a few months ago,   but went to Dave and Buster [ __ ] was lit. So, 
I guess I love David Busters. Did you know that? Did you know that my friend got fingered by Dave 
and Buster at Dave and Busters? I can’t complain   to you about losing my suit. You better not. I 
would resurrect then rekill your [ __ ] father in front of you if you use my powers again. 
Jesus, Chase. Wow. What? Named after a credit card. Have one last I love you before I before 
I I I extinguish the light from his eyes. Was he always like this? Yes. Did he bite your ear? We 
joke. We laugh. We suppress our trauma. All right, enough of this feeling [ __ ] Let’s introduce you 
to your team of losers. Yeah, I want to be more   friends. I’m actually vibing with the characters. 
They’re growing on me. Now, if I’m being honest, I thought and still think we should have canned 
these tunas months ago. And you might get your   wish cuz if we don’t see improvements, what’s this 
again? Okay, the whole program will be scrapped. Cool. No pressure. Unzip her. Wait, isn’t this 
wish critical? Sonar here was a Harvard graduate. We will not shut the [ __ ] up about being 
a Harvard graduate like all short only. Also   orchestrated some of the most effective Silicon 
Valley investment frauds in US history. Oh, also sometimes he transforms into monster that 
would eat you ass first after he emptied your   pension plan. Oh, I wish. Wait. Okay, so he’s 32. 
Oh, he’s old. He can fly. Transforms into a giant bat. Highly intelligent. addicted to a variety of 
controlled substances, embezzlement, extortion, drug possession, forgery, fraudment, cyber 
bullying. Well, that’s not like like as far as crimes go, that’s not that bad, right? Like that’s 
like I can I like that’s like what streamers do.   Streamers do all this stuff. Fling back. I hate 
this guy. Fire in the flame and his skin does not burn. Right. This guy’s Didn’t you have a run in 
with him years back? I did. Yeah. So, you know, he’s a certifiable [ __ ] Pyrochinesis flaming. 
Okay. Birthplace, Afghanistan. Anger issues. Unsurprising history of arson. He designed his 
own suit, so he wanted to show off his nipples   and pecs. Good for him. Arson assault. That’s not 
that bad. Invisig who you met. Turned herself in a few months ago and entered the program on the 
condition we didn’t ask. She’s got some uh work to   do for making like suspicious really of a criminal 
that turns invisible and doesn’t like to answer questions. What tipped you off, Sherlock? I don’t 
like her personality, but who knows? Maybe she   gets nicer. She can become invisible at will, but 
only while holding her breath. Oh, interesting. Okay, interesting. Assault, robbery. Not that 
bad as far as stuff goes. Here we have Coupe, which I recently learned is a French ballet term 
that means to cut, hence that’s very clever. Yeah, but it sounds dumb to say, so everybody calls 
her Coupe. She was an assassin for the mob,   then went independent. Like 10. Okay. 
Umber kinetic weaponry, mysterious deadly, aggravated assault, extortion, first-degree 
murder kid. Oh, so she’s she’s an actual bad bee. She murdered people. Punch up. Carnival. She 
gave him the strength of 10 men. His muscles grew, but his didn’t throw the brains of a greasy 
bowling ball. No, I think he’s cute. I like this guy. Oh, what’s picnicis? What does that mean? 
Ireland cuz this is the strength of 10 men. Oh, and half the height of them. That’s funny. 
Battery pearl. Second degree murder. What’s second? That’s like where it was like an accident 
or what is that? Malevola. Well, she’s cool. Got a magic sword and she creates portals that allow 
her to teleport. Oh, finally. Still late for   every [ __ ] meeting. Finally. I I’m pretty sure 
she does that on purpose. Demon psychology. Oh, atheist. Assault. Burglary. Secondary murder. 
Okay. Same thing as this guy. That’s Golem. He is a construct. The construct. Oh, he’s cute. Yeah. 
Bunch of dirt and mud made sentient with magic. I like him. I think he’s lonely. The dookie man. 
Unknown. Large mass of clean dirt. Jos poetry and basketball. Oh. Eating and a bedding. What does 
that mean? A bedding. Wait, so this guy’s not that bad at all. What does eating in a bedding? What 
does that mean? Versatile. Helped in a crime. Ah, it’s not that bad. Prism. Oh, slay. I love 
that outfit. Power is weird. She weaponizes light rays. Oh, her hair is gorgeous. A lot of 
this stuff is a guess. Why is she dressed like   a pop star? She’s actually super talented. Yo. 
Holographic manipulation. 1.3 million followers. I’m bigger than her. Check my Tik Tok, dude. 
I modded this chick. Get out of here. I mocked   this chick. I got 1.5 on Tik Tok. Bull bull. Tax 
evasion. W. Wait. So, um, the Z team, my team, their Phoenix program. That is correct. Your 
own mly crew of dangerous fuckups. I don’t have a miracles, but we’d love one if we could 
get it. Can you show him his desk? [ __ ] What’s that arm squeeze about? Careful. She’s 
going to say you have a dad, too. [ __ ] off. This is you. Pretty sparse, but feel 
free to decorate. Robinson or Robertson. This computer’s older than you look. Wait, so we’re doing this? I haven’t even met 
the team yet. We did the slideshow. First of all, that wasn’t a slideshow. Look, we like to 
start slow. Most people don’t make it past   the first dispatch. I like your home. This 
is better for everybody’s safety. You need to see a dermatologist. You’ll be fine. And 
this here is our little slice of the South.   It’s the same thing as last time. When there’s a 
crisis in the area, we get a call and guess who answers? Me. Exactly. Now put your headset. Oh, 
so I’m like a 911 person. That’s cool. Actually, that’s a superhero. This is your dispatcher, 
Robertson. I’m starting my first shift. Oh my god. Shut up. Tell me that you’re realistic. 
You gave me this sugar on your first day, bro. I’ll go st if you shut the freak up. You’re 
a furry. You got ugly nipples. You’re a pick me. You’re actually perfect. I like you. You fell 
off. Roberto Sunday. You look like a hot cheeto. You look like a booty hole poop. And you’re kind 
of hot. Which I’m into again. Please clear the channel. I get it. You’re emo. Shut the [ __ ] up. 
I don’t know their names. Mind you, these calls are [ __ ] recorded for training [ __ ] purposes. 
Stop cussing. Keep the [ __ ] line clear before   send your stupid [ __ ] asses back to whatever 
[ __ ] cell we pulled your stupid [ __ ] asses out of. Why are they cussing so much? Chill. Cussing 
does not equal funny. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. My son’s balloon is stuck in a tree. The guy who flies 
someone. The guy who flies, dude. Uh, sure. Bro, you can fly. There’s no way you fail that. Being 
successful, bro. You can fly. Mr. Vanderstank is requesting a hero for a very important event. 
Highrofile. Oh, bro. William Vanderstank, certified genius. Literally, he has a certificate 
because shut up. Shut up. Shut up. The dispatch situation is crazy. You’re just jealous. Shut 
up. Guy rules. You want her because she’s like high profile. Go. All right. Boom. Uh, I’ll take 
Wednesday. Tuesday. Shut up. What are you guys talking about? We’re taking bets on when you’ll 
quit. Friday. Today’s Friday. I know. Watch this. You can fly. If you mess this up, there’s no way. 
Yeah, you can fly, [ __ ] I’d be concerned if you didn’t me or am I really [ __ ] good at this? 
You got a balloon for You got My son’s balloon is stuck in a What the freak? My son’s balloon 
is stuck in a tree. Is the cat’s name balloon? The freak. Okay. What’s uh going on with sonar? 
Oh, that. Yeah. Uh he kind of randomly turns into a monster sometimes. Oh, randomly. Okay. We 
are working on controlling it. His intellect loss of combat and his crisis. Oh, okay. He’s 
emo. Oh my god. My spray [ __ ] everywhere. What? I have to hack her toilet. What? I’m hacking into her toilet. 
The freak is this game. [ __ ] you. Wow. See if I can do this. Why he Why is he mad? Why is he mad? Nailed it. I’m 
so confused. Why is he so mad? I got you, girl. I I saved 
your toilet. I hacked it. Good day. Offline. Let’s go. You’re high profile, girl. Good. Okay, you didn’t fall off. What’s this guy 
even famous for? Seem like a loser to me. Laugh all you want. Someday my subconscious will live on 
in a chip and your subconscious. my bomb be dead. Oh, and don’t send the flaming a-hole. Sorry. 
Yeah, I can’t do that. They won’t let me back in there. Okay. Okay. Um, so we need someone who’s 
like good at like apprehending. So maybe this guy uh different on a call with two slots. 
Certain slots may crit plus two. Oh. Oh. Do this both of you guys. Just two. 
cliff side once didn’t work out. Just you two. Bolt robbery in progress at the 
yacht club. Oh, pursue and return. So, the one piece is real. We need someone who’s 
fast. Well, invisal, you can like stalk them. Sure thing. Oh, but who’s faster? You’re 
just guessing. Shut up. That’s my job. Oh, yeah. I’ll send this chick. Is she going this 
way? Oh, she is fast. Look at that. Trust me,   I can handle this a lot faster on my own. Okay, 
then if you’re this fast, you better be able to pursue these fast. This Mecca Man guy washed up, 
drinking alone. A robot guy without his robot, I guess. I don’t like his voice. Just a guy. 
Hear that, Flomay? You got your ass kicked by just a guy. All of you. Come on. Shut 
the [ __ ] up. How’d you do? You’re fast, B. Pretty good for a first day. 
Boom. [ __ ] lock in. Okay, you’re off route. Good. I think I’m going 
to use me head. What? When a hero gets in, you got hurt. How did you get hit? 
The freak is wrong with you guys. The freak is wrong with you guys. The park has 
gotten out of control. Did you start that fire,   guys? It is my first time playing. Everyone’s 
getting mad. Why did you put the path up? Because I don’t know what’s going to happen. My first time 
playing. I don’t know what you’re talking about.   I’m send someone durable to prevent further. 
Oh, so Oh, frick. B, stop [ __ ] around. I’ve got enough problems without you making new ones. 
Whatever. I don’t think we really have anyone   durable. Freick. Cuz everyone’s resting, guys. 
Maybe we got Okay, we can let it run out. Hey, someone’s robbing the museum. I don’t know 
what you do, man. I just started today. Avoid   motion sensors and appreh. Oh, dude, you you’re 
invisible. My way now. We shouldn’t need anyone else. Security here is amateur hour. And then we 
Why is he Why is he so depressed? Look at him. Oh, someone’s durable and quick. Oh, frick. We 
always need someone quick. Just go Batman.   Uhhuh. Go Batman. Denny the Bone Zone Diaz here. 
Today’s topic is all about SDN. Hiring criminals to protect us. So, we need someone smart. 
Someone’s smart. Why is everyone stupid on my team? Just you go. Everyone’s stupid on my team. 
My mug shot. How should we get around the sensors? Oh, we invisible. Easy, bro. You’re Come on. Boom. Boom. Piece of cake. All sensors are back up, 
team. It’s me again, Gallen. Glazer told me to show you the ropes. Hey, a hero ranked up. 
Good job. Go check that hero database. Okay, now navigate to the new upgrade tab. Every 
rankup earns skill points. Use them for increasing stats. Well, she’s a plus icon next to 
a stat to spend a skill point. Once you confirm, you can’t go back. Let’s go all in on 
mobility with her because she’s like fast. Ste boom. We’ve encountered these 
de before. Compile and cross   reference track down. We need intelligent 
people, but I don’t have any on my team. Everyone’s dumb. Everyone’s dumb. We 
don’t have anyone smart. So I guess ladies night. Yeah. Okay. Just go ladies 
night snip. Give you a nickname. What about   Caliente? Nope. Nine. Nope. Fire’s 
out of control. How should we stop the spread? Don’t use your body. Use the 
hose. Not your mother. like the the water. Boom. Please. Contained. Thanks, man. Oh, this 
guy leveled up. What are you good at? You’re really smart. Yeah. Yeah. I put a brain chip in 
this guy. Time to freak some [ __ ] out. Yeah. You’re like a like a you you auditioned for 
Beast Stars and didn’t make it, bro. Rosemate Woman. That works. I’m turning up. All right. You’re 
good at charis. I did like charisma. Let’s keep that up. Get some charisma. All right. 
She’s perfect. This one. How we do? How do we do? You’re the only smart person I had. Wow. Oh, 
wow. That is impressive. Coupe. We can call that a success. Good job, Queen. Hey, Bobby. Here. 
William Vanderink needs a security detail. Is it cool if I go? I’ve been wanting to pitch him 
some stuff I’ve been working on. Yeah, I got you,   bro. Pretty sure that’s exactly what he’s trying 
to avoid. You can only choose one solution. Said literally anyone else. Nah, bro. Vander 
stanker. It would mean a lot. No, go for it, bro. I’ll help the homie out. He seems nice. Go 
for it, man. Have fun. Sure. Go ahead. Thanks, man. Go for it, bro. You will not regret 
this. Yeah, of course. Have fun. Well,   I didn’t think I would until you said that. 
Once you dispatch a hero, the other option will disappear. A kid just robbed me. Track and 
encourage. Oh, not you, [ __ ] Maybe. Oh, frick. Let’s go for this one. I’m busy, but okay. Girl, 
you’re a celebrity. Maybe he likes Tik Tok and he’ll recognize you. Hit the bunny with him. It’s 
just come here a deal. Okay. Well, guarded stealth inducer. All right, queen. This is for you. Well 
guarded. So, we also need someone to get through   a girl power. Go. Preferably. That’s kind of nice. 
The nerves are hitting Solar and he’s secondguing his human meat alternative pit pitch. How should 
he approach it? Make it relatable. Tell a story. That’s good. Make it relatable. You know, tell a 
story. That’s good. I’ve got a great story. Yeah, a story. Cuz anyone anyone can be themselves, but 
you got to know what to say. Boom. I got you, bro. I got you, bro. Easy. Everybody should step back. 
Boom. You leveled up again. This guy is the best, bro. Um, let’s keep going for intellect cuz we 
don’t really have any smart characters. That’s good. Let’s keep doing that. How long was the 
last dispatcher here? Two days. New record. Yeah, I actually really like Solar’s key. I set 
this car on fire. Yeah, very flammable. Oh, frick. Oh, frick. They claimed the kid that have 
no idea what to do with a 12-year-old thief. Um, don’t send them home because sometimes the parents 
will enable it. I give them a pep talk. You know,   give them a pep talk. Be real with them. Sure. 
I’ll give them a pep talk. All right. Yeah. Speak with them. Parents, you know, sometimes they 
don’t want their kids to be good. There’s a lot of thieves in this hideout. How should the team 
approach? Oh, do it. Do it. Get it out quietly. Get the paintings out quietly. No promises. I’m 
a screamer. Ew, my tail’s wagging. I swear. Are these two in love? I’m into that. They freaking 
flirted with each other. All right, let’s keep I like I like I like doing the builds. All right, 
give this chick some. Have some fun. Boom. Oh my god. They’re about to kiss. They’re 
about to kiss. All right, [Music] granny’s. I got this. Aren’t you banned? Yeah, and I got 
to get unbanned. All right, I’ll help you out. I’ll help Blast out. Hey, if we unionized, would 
Blazer kick our ass? Can I get ice down here, please? What does that mean? She’s asking for 
a tap in. We got access to security cams of SDN subscribers all over our subscribers, 
please. Oh, really? Is that legal? Don’t   ask questions. Just always make sure to read the 
fine print. Can you even read anymore, Grandpa? What? I didn’t do this. No, I feel like you’ve 
said that a lot in your What happened? This is how I found the place. The old guy who I assume 
is life here when I walked in. Hey, what’s your favorite donut? Look, can you just focus? What? 
You got ADHD or something? Yes, [ __ ] Is it that obvious? Yes. That is I I girl, what the freak? 
I hate like it’s like those Tik Toks where like have you seen where people pretend to have 
ADHD? That’s what they do. They’ll be like,   “The other I’m going to tell you guys a story. The 
other day I went to Walmart and I was taking out, do you guys like donuts?” Oh my god, I love 
donuts. That’s not ADHD. That’s not Well, then answer the question. Shut up. I don’t 
want to sit here and fixate on it when we’re   supposed to be doing superhero [ __ ] Cream. 
Those uh long ones with the cream inside. Oh, you like a dick donut? Um, no. They’re called You 
have big long cream fil dick donuts. I got it, dude. You like your dick donuts up in your 
throat, in your ass. And you like your life   without a father figure. Hot sloppy donuts. Love 
them from my mouth to my butt. How’s it going? First date. Thanks for asking me that so you could 
get all your funny funny jokes out. Now, can we maybe address the body in the room? He’s dead. 
What are you doing? You going to poke it with a stick? Check his pulse. Granny’s alive. Thank 
Christ. I don’t want to have to lift this guy. So, can I go now? This isn’t a wellness check. It’s a 
B&E. Let’s figure out if the perp is still there.   Per. Okay. Well, if he’s alive, you should be 
[ __ ] I can’t think of a character from calling 911. Why don’t you stay put and work on that 
while I get another camera up online? Aren’t   you dispatched? Shouldn’t you be like saving 
his life? Isn’t that surprises me? You guys got similar energy? How do I switch cameras? Just 
click beside here and you can Oh, he’s playing the   building. It’s weird getting tech. Why not 911? 
But no one’s saving him. He’s fine. Weird hearing bro from an old person. Save this guy. A damn. 
Is that Is that a thing? Yes. I am the legless Vietnam vet from Forest Gump. Sick burn. Huh? 
Am I doing something wrong? Pushing the button just says access denied. Ah, damn it. Sometimes 
people add extra security. They don’t understand.   It just makes it harder for us to do our job. 
Hey, what’s taking so long? Are you sleeping or something? Are you just bad at your job? Bro, are 
you not listening to the mic? I got hot mic on. Oh, this freaking Okay. Does a doughut shop even need extra security? 
It’s uh a money laundering scheme. Hello. Oh, I have to wait for this. Right. This node has 
an unknown code. Let’s find the key. [Music] POV. This is me playing Wordle. 
Okay. Okay. Fine. I almost had it. I almost had it. This node represents a 
code to use later. Remember it. Oh, good. Boom. I’m in. All right. What do we got here? Be who 
are you? Lieutenant Dan. Shut up for a sec. You’re not alone. How does she not 
hear this? There’s a guy buzz cutting   in the back. He’s coming your way. 
Armed. You need to disappear. Well, no. You don’t have arms. Idiot. Oh, he 
doesn’t have hands. Now, he’s got clocks on. You just hit him in the boss. That works, too. God damn it. This [ __ ] 
is a gusher. E. Be careful. I got this, Lieutenant Dan. Never mind. Got any more great advice? Oh, 
no wonder she has asthma. Oh. Oh,   this. Oh, sick. I I was I was looking. Oh, 
no. She’s got goo on her. [ __ ] Hydro blast. Bro, you suck. I’m ready for the QTS. I’m ready. 
This old [ __ ] That’s my name. Just hold him off while I find a way 
to help him. [Applause] I can use the overhead sprinklers to short out his blaster. 
Watch this, boys. Come on. Come on. Come on. Why did I do that? Why did I do that? Why 
did I do that? Why did I do that? Why did I do that? Why did I do that? Why did Wait, 
how do I do this? Oh, wait. Do I do this? Wait, I’m dumb. I’m dumb. Wait, I got to go 
this way. This Oh, this up here. Up, down, up, down. And then what was this one? Up, down. 
Guys, write that down. Left, up, left, up, left, up, left, up, left, up, up, down, left, up. Boom. 
Get sprinkled. This bro’s about to get sprinkled. [ __ ] Dude, this chick’s got a bad bomb. [Music] Get him. He’s a Redditor. His 
weakness. His weakness is water. Is that Grandpa? Please be Grandpa.   Please be the grandpa. Oh yes. I don’t think you 
know how to use that thing. So why don’t you shut the [ __ ] up? I’m one of the good guys. You Yeah, 
right. Don’t [ __ ] with me. Okay. Nobody [ __ ] granny. Nobody [ __ ] with Granny. Why is your big 
grand calm? Great [ __ ] advice. Lieutenant Ah, take out the thief. Grandpa can do what he wants. 
I like him. I like him. Granny doesn’t even know how to shoot that thing. Take out the thief. 
No, he does. I just want to see. I want I want   to enable this. Get it, Grandpa. It’s my life 
on the line. I’m done listening to you. That thing’s going to blow that man’s arm off and 
his whole building with it. Then why’ you why   do you want me to help you? If you’re not going 
to do what I said, that’s a direct order. [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Invisiga, you there? Come in, 
Invisiga. The sensor makes it so much worse. The sensor makes it so much worse. Kind of 
kicked up. So, where’s the per lieutenant? I think he must had something else to do cuz he 
left. I mean, this is why you have insurance, right? Jesus Christ. You got to be [ __ ] 
kidding me. Every even the dispatcher handed this horribly. You see a guy on the ground that 
eating like sent like met a girl for a first day. Sometimes people, you know, get electrical 
burns. She disobeyed a direct order. Well, that’s the problem. And this isn’t the army and these 
ain’t soldiers. They’re [ __ ] super villains. A dude, what was behind that black 
bar? Take a breather. We can debrief   with Blazer in a bit. Here is vending 
machine. What am I a stripper? You look like you could use a snack. Are you 
sure you’re not actually 80 years old? Boom. Shut up. Plus one at Oh, nice. 
Take a hero out of res. Oh, cool. Intelligence. Intelligence. I’m so smart. Oh yeah, get this 
guy. Yeah, cuz he’s we want to make him really smart. Dude, this furry is so intelligent. 
This is actually accurate to real life.   Furries are really smart. Every single like 
medical genius is a furry. Do you know that? Okay. What I order? I’m going 
to judge this guy based on what?   Ew. Ew. I’ve never met a single American 
that actually likes Twinkies. Oh, really? This guy loves cream filled cylinders. Hey, Moist Critical, did you hear about the 
dis the dispatch situation? That’s crazy. A [ __ ] What kind of superhero flinches? 
Why is he dual wielding superhero? Chill out. If you had people trying to kill you 
for the last 15 years, you’d be jumpy, too. What makes you think my life has been any 
different? Yeah, she seems like growing up   surrounded by a bunch of [ __ ] villains. I didn’t 
need to watch my back. Yeah, she chose it. He was born into it. Yeah, well, you had a choice. No 
one made you pick a life of crime. Yeah. What the [ __ ] You can’t just go around. Ow. Why 
is he keep screaming? His name’s Sonar. Yeah, I know what Sonar means. Oh, that’s funny. Then 
why are you asking why he keeps screaming? Uh,   she was just explaining your um You know what? 
Never mind. Good shift. This guy is weird. Yeah, he is. Look, I actually just came going well. 
Didn’t mean to interrupt your little snack. What do you need to pre-chew like a little baby 
bird [ __ ] You think that went well? Why is   she so different? No, I think it went great. 
You trashed the place. The suspect got away, you got the client hurt. You think when that 
guy signed up for SD and it result in the back   of his ball sack getting scorched? Cuz they don’t 
mention that in the Chibi. You may be short, but that doesn’t mean you should sell yourself short. 
You got a unique talent, which is being weird AF, but equally based at the same time. Shut the freak 
up. Shut the [ __ ] up. First of all, the place was trashed when I got there. Second, I’m sure 
Granny would take some crispy nuts over losing his   arm. As far as the bad guy, [ __ ] [ __ ] happens. 
Fact of the matter is that [ __ ] didn’t need to happen. We could have had an outcome where the 
attitude and we get the per if you had just [ __ ]   listened to me. You ask for help, then I can. But 
now he’s eating bugs. I make the calls, not you. Here’s some advice. You’re right at home behind 
that desk cuz you’re no hero. You are a nerd playing a video game in a suit your daddy built. 
Now you’re a twitchy little [ __ ] turtle without   it shelf. What does that argue? Hero was their 
ass on the line. A real hero can’t just press a button and make their problems disappear. Girl, 
why are you like projecting? You’re not half the   hero that I am. Not now, not ever. Based on what 
I saw today, you wouldn’t pass me now cuz there isn’t a mech suit in the universe that’ll keep you 
from being a selfish [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, actually feel bad. Good. [ __ ] you. She did. Bro, 
I know you got a heavy full of tampon in. Get out of here. So, I hit my mic. Sorry. 
You going to eat those Twinks? Whoa. You want to eat my plank? You know what? Help 
yourself. You going to eat those Twinks? What happened to you? Like I know like this game 
you you raised the woman. Why does it like Why   does he have better chemistry with all the male 
characters? Like actually here we go. You have a tissue hanging from your nose, Robert. I was 
trying to ignore it, but that crunch me. I’m running around. Soaking in blood in the face. 
She’s in the room. But I asked for it. Robert, this is serious. It’s not. I asked for it. Okay. 
There’s nothing you could have said that warrants   her hitting you. Would it be any different if I 
said I literally asked for her to hit me in the face and then she did it? I suppose. Okay, 
then let’s go with that. Morat, we’re here to assess Robert’s first shift. And aside from 
whatever happened here, I thought it was pretty good. What told you, Robbie? I was watching 
on the monitor the work you did dispatching. I don’t think the Z team has ever had a better 
shift than that. We just might need to confront   the fact that it might be the best they can do. 
Especially the way the granny thing went. Yeah, now the granny situation. Now, Robert also has a 
tamper, but I’ve seen so much worse with Invisal. Let’s be real. She ain’t going to make it. She’s 
difficult to work with. Sure, but I see a lot of promise in her. Really? Even the other ZTeamers 
respect her. They’re afraid of her. Yeah, I could have honestly done better. I’ll be a couple wires 
got crossed toward the end there. I could have   been a little more clear with her. You crossed 
zero wires. Okay. She crossed them for you. Look, Robert, you should be proud. The bar is very 
low with this group. Well, it’s not low for me. Who bit my hair? I like to make a joke and 
keep things light as much as the next person. But when it comes to work, I’m not [ __ ] around 
here. If you want the Phoenix program to survive, the bar needs to go up. And how would we do 
that? By treating the Z team like what they are, a bunch of villains. And leading a super villain 
team takes a different approach than a super   villain. What is this? Some kind of suicide squad? 
I need them to see I’m all in and they need to match that energy. Some tough love. It’s like 
being a detention teacher. You got to be cool.   And based on what? Pull up with a fidget spinner 
and a little boooo and be like, “What’s up my fellow kids?” And then they’re like, “Oh, you’re 
cool. Will make it. They won’t.” They beat you up,   but saying it won’t get spicy. They feel a little 
bad doing it. But when it does, I also need you to trust me to handle it. I don’t want you stepping 
in. They need to respect me even if I don’t have   powers. Well, duh. Duh. Like, okay, we’ll do it 
your way. Monday, we’ll get them in a room and introduce them to their new super villain leader. 
I can’t promise it’ll work. I can only promise that I’ll do my best. No [ __ ] way it’s going to 
work, but it’ll be way more fun to watch. Chase, some optimism, please. God damn it. I also promise 
to do my best. Okay. Oh, not this guy. What is he doing? What is he doing? What What are you doing? 
Oh, no. I thought he was I thought he was making himself squirt. I thought squirt boy was making 
himself squirt. I That was That was an angle. No, no, no. I I didn’t did this. It’s It’s weird cuz 
Yeah. I saw saw this lady smiling lady person put a donut on your um desk earlier previously and it 
was nice nicely on a nap and she just she comes back and she just crazy like evil mode and he 
smashes. Did he glaze that donut? Did he glaze that donut? Did he glaze that donut? What a mess. 
I’ll clean it. What? No. No. No. No. Yes. See you on SDN’s newest he hero. Helpful janitor. Helpful 
janitor. Okay, cool. So, it’s my pleases pleasure and my is my job which you help me get. So, thank 
thank you. You’re welcome. Thank you so much. Good guy. Good to help. That’d be squirted. Not her or 
him. Sorry. Jesus. She walked in the frame. Oh, yeah. Um, great. Thanks, kid. Welcome to the 
team, water boy. Yeah, welcome to you. You, too. I relate to him so much. This 
is how I speak in any social setting. That is not the hole I expected him to 
squirt out of. That is so disgusting. So, he’s just always full. I want you to know us 
fixing your suit is not contingent on you fixing the Z team. I wouldn’t do that to you. That’s 
good. ask, can I ask a question genuinely? So, I know like the two love interests in this game. 
What if I don’t like either of them? Can I go   after like someone else? I think they’re both mid. 
I think this chick is just like HR Chan. Like, she’s just like she’s the personality of a Barbie 
doll and it’s boring. And and then the other one is just trying too hard to be different. Like, 
she’s like a Reddit like a female Redditor. I   just can’t. Like, she looks like a Disney she acts 
like a Disney adult. She’s so different. I can’t I don’t like either of them. But don’t worry about 
that. I’m just really glad you’re here, Robert. I think we’re going to do some great things 
together. Hey, so do you want to or something? It’s dinner time, so I assume that maybe you know. 
Uh, actually, there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you. Are you gay? Awkward to mention, 
but since the other night, I Blonde Blazer. Oh, are you ready to go? Ew. What? That looks 
like your dad. Is this I thought I cataloged all of your work companions. Oh, no. But no, no, 
no. She’s a red flag. Can I tell you why? Because   when I kissed her, she did not at all mention 
that she had a boyfriend. That No, no, no. Oh, unless they just got together. Did they just get 
together? This is my boyfriend, but I’m a man. She doesn’t look that happy, though. This is our 
new dispatcher I was telling you about. Robert,   the third Robertson. He looks like he could be 
your dad. Blonde blazer. wasn’t daddy. She’s like, I did she um say I don’t know what came up in that 
talk. She said you’re a capable, honorable man that truly cares for others. Why are you so small? 
Hey, come on. You got to stop asking people that. The way you spoke and she didn’t tell him. Oh my 
god. I only seek to understand. I apologize. What? How was his first day? Was his lack of size and 
strength an issue? No, he was great. It was great. It was a great first day. Wait, so like like she 
has a boyfriend along for like a couple months, right? Committed and some guy kisses her and 
instead of going to my boyfriend being like, “Hey, like this guy kissed me. I’m so sorry. I was 
not interested.” Like whatever. What the I am like I understand he’s being an a-hole, but like that’s 
so weird. Oh, that’s weird. I That is phenomenal. We should celebrate. Blond Blazer and I have 
reservations in Tokyo at a restaurant where the   owner dreams of sushi. You should join us. I’m 
sure they could accommodate more. Especially a special occasion like home to my dog. Actually, 
I got to get home to my dogs. Very needy. Oh, of course. But to be responsible for another 
life is a beautiful thing. Even if that life is a dog life. Yeah. Yeah. But the music 
is making me think you’re not a good guy. Oh no. Maybe it’s a bad situation. Oh no. I 
feel like he flies a little faster. I guess I feel like if she told him, he might kill the 
third Robertson. A pleasure. Now, could you step back? The power of my launch has been known 
to stun small beings. Why is he a size queen? Okay, I’m going show you how to make Oh, obviously this guy was cool. Well, yeah. I 
mean, like, she like did. Listen, I don’t care. I don’t care. It’s my job. Number one, I matched 
her energy. She couldn’t handle it. So, I’m going   to call I’m going to call HR. Who cares, dude? 
Find out. I love Wrong John Donuts. What? [Music] You wouldn’t mind if the player said no. Yeah,   I didn’t want to make her uncomfortable. 
That’s fine. You don’t know her score. That’s awesome. We did it. Oh, is this my 
h? There’s my robot. This is quick gaming. [Music] Oh, this guy’s my favorite character so far. 
Oh, hey, what are you doing? Your warranty, boy. What? Huh? How can you just toss it around 
like that? No worries. I’m pretty strong. That’s not what I’m saying. Oh my god. Inside your 
apartment anyway. This is like Yahweh right   here. I disassembled it and took it in little 
pieces, which is what I thought you’d be doing. And how long did that take you? Three or no, 
it was four. Very low, guys. I had it like this last time we played the entire stream and you guys 
said it was perfect. You guys are freaking liars   to me. I get 20 minutes. It just feels like 
you could be a little gentler with it. It is, you know, dude, he’s so big. Every time I walk 
in this place, I get sad. That not happen to you. No one ever tell you that I’m poor over time. 
Wait, that’s a lie. I’m rich. Poor Roid. Is that what you want to hear? Does that make you feel 
good, bro? You’re not poor if you can keep this   suit going. Yeah. He caught my line. Uh, we’re 
figuring that out. I love it. You’re figuring that out, huh? That dog needs something. 
This the type of apartment you see when the detective kick the door in. You know, shine 
the flashlight. Serial killer [ __ ] All right, I get it. Can we focus on where astropuls at? Lost 
in the blast while I was flying. No clue where it landed. Is that important? I spent a couple 
weeks after it happened trying to track it down.   It powered a whole suit. Yeah, it’s the only piece 
of the suit my dad didn’t have schematics for. Oh, classic. Ah, Mina, we figure them out. I’m 
45. The freak mean about the Astropulse? Oh, brother. Everybody know about the pulse. They’re 
actually two wicked pieces of tech. Huh? First,   you get the astral pulse. This is designed energy 
cell him get the stellar core. This guy’s weak. No, brother. You good. What’s crazy is when you 
mix the control fusion reactions with the plasma containment brother, you got a dog crazy energized 
plasma state. Unreal stunts. Like you caught one small star, chop them in a bottle. Genius. You 
regret it. So, can I date him? A new one. Can I date him? Which is why it’s not a problem. The 
Astrop’s super awesome, but uh we’ll be all right. Maybe we go for light of metals this time, huh? 
Oh, are we going to remake it like from scratch? You know, I actually met your dad one time, long 
time ago. First time I come mainland. Catch me trying for steal stuff from Radio Shack. Then we 
talked stuff for like a whole hour. Then he would take me to jail. Ended up in a He was a bad guy. 
More than any conversation I ever had with him. Daddy don’t like you. Bummer. Thomas. Guess when 
you’re building astropulses, there’s not much time for talking to your son. Not so sure about that. 
I don’t understand. You see, there’s gear heads, then there’s science nerds. One kind garage, 
the other kind lab, you know. Yeah. Your father want gear head. But I just can’t see how he’ll 
make something like the pulse. He know science nerd. How would you know this from talking to him 
once? Wait, so my dad spent more time with this [ __ ] than me? That’s not a dad. That’s a sperm 
donor. True. I’m the one going to fix your soup. Oh, is he a technician? Dude, this is Charlie 
the chocolate factory. That’s what where they made the toothpaste. Over there at your soup. Why 
is he such a beef cake? No, I don’t care, bro. I’m looking at your pecs. This is incredible, right? 
Wow. Look at Robert’s dad bod. Look at that. Get out of there. That dog needs a doctor. 
Shut up, Roid. I don’t know what to say. Thank you. Thank you is what I need to say. 
This This is unreal. We make the man Mecca again. Whoa. Why is he so nice? I feel like 
he’s going to die. He’s too friendly. Get this ugly creature out of my sight. And that 
one, too. He’s ugly as well. Get him out. They got iPhones on it. The What is that? Nah, let 
it go. This bro’s probably chill. He looks like what they cut on my grandma, so it’s fine. I think 
he did that on purpose. Nah, he’s chill. I like him. He looks like He looks like a like a poopy. 
He’s insecure about looking like when he came out   of a butthole. Yeah, that’s like an ovarian cyst 
creature. Ew. Hey, Chase. I need a favor. Favor? It’s not enough of a favor getting you this job 
working with those stupid ass pieces of Oh, who’s   this? Huh? A little guy. His name’s Beef, and he’s 
the favor. You mind keeping an eye out? I feel bad leaving him at home, but I don’t want anything 
happening to him. Robert, I would literally let   everyone here melt in eternal hell, including 
you, before anything happens to this doggy. Oh, okay. Speaking of dogs, your name, little guy? 
My name’s Beep and I’m naked. Oh, no. I refuse to believe that’s what he sounds like. Robert, 
you got a sec? Sure. What the freak was that? Get this disgusting creature out of my sight. 
Disgusting. What’s up? About the other day with Phenomenan. Oh, yeah. How was dinner? Oh, it 
was awkward. It’s why I didn’t want you to come, girl. And I broke up. What? And sushi. Yeah, 
it’s just the timing felt right. I don’t know. Sometimes you just got to shake. Shut up. It 
felt a little impulsive, but maybe it was a long time coming. Are you happy? Oh, are you 
happy? Uh, I don’t know. I don’t think I know yet. It is what it is. But that’s actually 
not what I wanted to talk to you about.   I was thinking about it over the weekend and 
I’m going to cut someone from the Z team. Or you are rather. Maybe I’m just looking to shake 
things up all over the place. I like it. Create   a sense of drama. Let’s do drama. I like this. 
Who we killing? Yeah, let’s do it. Whoa. Really? I’m glad you agree. I was toiling over it a 
bit. The reality is I’m down. Invisible word. Get the freak out. Will show everyone we’re 
serious. I’ll let the team know. Can I get a new year? I suppose it’ll be an interesting 
shift. Dude, they’re going to suck up to me. Cut day, huh? Cut. Not uncut. Those three 
ain’t [ __ ] Did you come over here to tell   me that? Cuz it’s almost exactly 
invising at the bottom. Actually, smart ass. I came over to tell you that one 
of your team members is in need of assistance. What up? What the freak you want? You all 
right? Why are you sending a distress call when   you haven’t left the building? Could you send a 
locksmith downstairs? What happened? Coup seduced me. No. Do something cool to a squat rack. But you 
said it with a hot voice, so I assumed you meant boo. Okay, team. I know Blazer mentioned someone’s 
getting cut, but don’t let that distract you from   doing. Dude, he’s the best character in the game. 
You’ll be judged on. What a bunch of [ __ ] Sorry. What’s [ __ ] How is that? Yeah, only God can 
judge me. Okay, false. I am judging you right now. [ __ ] Cuz it’s not like you got to deal with 
this kind of [ __ ] Uh, also false. Of course, I’m being judged along with the rest of you. Are 
you I want to see you not know what a job is.   What the hell is going on? Have real jobs, 
dude. How is this a surprise to you? Fine. Just ignore the pressure and do your jobs. You 
don’t need to be first. You just can’t be last. What about me? Can somebody go down to the 
gym and help Bat Boner? Bat Boner? What? Don’t ask. Bat butthole would have been better. 
Losing feeling in my hand, bro. Handcuff in a fun kinky way. Why are all these people so 
like like horny all the time? There was an altercation with my team and a monster down 
at the beach and there’s some debris of Oh, there’s body monster remains. load. Oh, so we 
need media presence. So this [ __ ] and then Okay, take it easy. I’ve got you, girl. Who the freak 
you are? Stop trying to scissor. No. Why are you   trying to scissor with her? I’m already going. 
What? Okay, they trying to scissor on the job. The freak was that? [Music] This is [ __ ] I 
was drinking water. Sorry. They keep trying to touch me with their weird [ __ ] clammy hands. You 
know how [ __ ] rich cults can get. This is like a favor. [ __ ] Yeah. Beat him up. Beat him up. 
Tell them to worship someone else. Beat him up. I need a shower, girl. Long one, girl. So, 
you freaking you you scissored your way to this mission and you failed. You [ __ ] immature 
guys. Serves them right. You let your guard down, you perish. That’s a pretty [ __ ] way to 
live. Emphasis on live. Oh my god. Oh my god. You do realize that sabotaging each other 
isn’t going to guarantee you a spot on the team,   right? Queen. [ __ ] idiots. Queen. Guys, follow 
her on TikTok. Let’s freaking go. What up? There’s a drug deal happening at the Birds airport right 
now. I think you should send the the bad guy. The the bat guy convincingly poses a fire. Yeah, 
this guy looks like a buyer. Yeah, like dude, he’ll blend right in. Someone highly educated on 
drugs. Who looks like they get they go crazy style on some drugs. Oh yeah, you do. You got no daddy. 
So you got sending me. You must be pretty [ __ ] desperate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s cool though. 
You know, desperate’s kind of my type. Yeah, yeah,   yeah. Like you with your father cuz he don’t call 
don’t call you anymore. Get out. Can’t stand her, bro. Would everybody please stay in your lanes? 
I don’t care. I sent her because she’s a loser. A successful loser. I freaking hate you. Get 
out. Boom. Sometimes a win’s a win. Yeah, exactly. Bick. Shut the freak up. What? We 
followed the drug traffickers to their base near the refinery. Let’s shut them down. 
Go on the offensive strike firepower. Oh, so you got to be strong. Okay. Um, you’re 
strong. Doing it. You’re strong. Me? Yeah, you two go do it. Both of you. Anybody tries to 
mess with me, it’s going to get sludged. I’ll let you figure out which God will put what? Send 
me [ __ ] coffee down for two [ __ ] seconds. You put lax taking a [ __ ] Force it. Force it 
out of your system. Poop on the floor. [Music] Yeah, just force it out. Poop it. I 
did unspeakable things in that alley. [ __ ] All right, let’s see. Right here. Wow. 
Betrayed by a kid to stocking young man. Oh, paid a kid to stock invis girl. Oh, based bro. 
Just ditch him. Who cares? Who needed some money? Yeah, just ditch them. You’re faster. It’s 
okay. What’s matter, kid? Can’t climb fire   escapes. Idiot. Shut up. So, turtle fans 
moved in. flipped a grill, started a fight, and and ruined a bunch of hot dogs. Oh my 
gosh, they ruined a bunch of hot dogs. Go on the offensive if you have to. Um, Flampy and 
you have c you’re a celebrity. They’ll listen to you. Just offer to hit the renegade with these 
people and they will they will let you go. Hey, my grandma just got scammed by someone 
claiming they work for you guys. Sounds   like a skill issue. gave them her credit 
card numbers, social security numbers, all the bad numbers. She’s cooked. I mean, at 
this point, just put her down or plug grandma   because you you you did that. That’s like, what 
the freak do you even do at that point, guys? How’d you guys do? Go down. Do any of you actually want to be here? Golem is a freaking disappointment. I’m not even 
kidding. All right, we’ll keep doing Charisma because I want her to keep being like, you know, 
our talker. Our nice little talker. And then uh we got this [ __ ] I’m going to keep doing mobility 
cuz you ran away from your dad when you were a   kid cuz clearly you didn’t have one in your life. 
Confirm. All right. And now let’s keep going. Ah, it’s your grandma. Let’s send this guy. Yeah, 
there you go. You you you know what? This clearly won’t send grandma to his hysterpics. 
A freaking hysterics. A freaking Batman. Go   on. Grandma’s going to start picking at her skin 
thinking she’s at an IHOP at a Waffle House at 3:00 a.m. Boom. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Bloom. The 
type of [ __ ] I’m on, you wouldn’t understand. Please stop speaking because I’m trying to 
like fire today. Ew, his nipples. I’m just   wandering. After successful onens combat. Oh, 
okay. I don’t really care, but have a good day. Can you He’s He’s pissing on the way home. How do 
I stop making them be small? Come on, dude. Oh, no. That is over half%. I do. I’m trying not to 
be racist against fries. Maybe if you weren’t so busy [ __ ] around with each other. Everybody 
should step back. I am trying to respect furries, but at this point it is becoming difficult. 
You got someone that can figure out how to   stop a landslide. Girl, stand aside. Why are you 
acting like you got order? As that sounds, I’m not going anywhere. We’re tied for the bottom. [ __ ] 
invisal. Wait, I don’t want you guys. The freak. He Okay, he just wants to see your tits again. 
Have fun. Roberto, my boy, excellent choice. First of many we could make together, bro. [ __ ] Sonar 
pushed me in the pool during the water aerobetics class. Sonar, you have signed your death warrant. 
Oh, dude, describe your diarrhea. No problem. Yeah, describe it. I want to know for no reason. 
That was unrelated. I just wanted to hear it. I feel pruny. But no, still But still describe it 
though. But like still describe it. But like in detail what happened. She’s fine. Just walked into 
sword with her face a little bit. The tailgate girl has turned into the mascot demons. Catch 
up. Okay. You’re fast. Sure. You’re and you can defend on it. How’d you do, Flurry? Oh no. Who was 
this? Oh my god, we’re cooked. Stop. Okay. Boom. You know what? That’ll do. Stop speaking to freak 
out. Oh, I don’t need that. Golem is playing. Be impressed by this if I wasn’t an ever increasing 
plug your ears. Plug your ears. Just go la. Why did that work? I plugged my ears with my 
socks. If I get blisters, I’m [ __ ] suing. Ew. Gross. All right, go invis. Get in there. 
What? Investigate, tip. Hey, so like my friend’s boyfriend was like bragging about how he pretends 
to be SDN and scams people. Investigate. Deliver peaceful surrender. All right, you’re you got 
charisma. going [Music] and then you Yeah, you Mr. Mr. Mr. Nipples, you go have fun, Mr. Nipples. 
I’m turning down the volume a little bit cuz it’s peeking the red like crazy. Like crazy. All right. 
How’d you do? Catch up with brownie fans. Protect. Oh, boom. Look at that. Be insufferable about 
this. Wait, that’s impressive. A Vanco cyber train with precious cargo aboard is minutes away 
from colliding with the stopped freight at the   station. Halt and rescue. So we don’t need someone 
aggressive. How do I make these people stop being red? Look at that. They don’t do anything. How do 
I stop that? What? Shut up. Chicken butt. Chicken butt. Chicken butt. For the day. Oh frick. I 
have to use these [ __ ] You have to heal them. How do I heal them? Do I have to use items? Oh, 
wait. Melo de Viva heals. Yeah. Okay. This chick. Tata. Oh, thank you guys. So, I’ll just send 
these to them. All right. Cool. Can we get some help over here? Thank you. Thank you. 
The lot is packed. No one’s moved in like   an hour. We got the traffic, lift their 
spirits, and grab their attention. Uh, we don’t really have anything that could be good 
here. So, you guys go. It’s going to fail. But you know what? You learn by failure. [Applause] And 
the wet concrete, dude. Absorb it. Yeah. Aren’t you like don’t miss weaponizing your kind of 
wanted to know if he could become one with it? What? Guess I just live here now. Could be 
worse. I can’t. I’m Golem’s getting caught. He’s done. I’m taking his foreskin. There’s 
no way this fails mathematically. Well, well, it wasn’t our guy, but we at least put a stalker 
away, so I’ll call that a success. Yay. Ready, set, fire. Flimbe, shut the freak up. These guys 
talk too much. They emoteed on me. What the freak are you good at? You’re good at strength. All 
right, keep it up, king. Have fun. I gave this   guy some more roids. All right. How’ you do this? 
This was a failure. I was just healing this [ __ ] No. Great. Yeah, that’s exactly 
what I figured would [ __ ] happen. But guys, he didn’t heal. Is it cuz it failed? 
I don’t know how this game works. Rerout the Oh, we already did this. Boom. Boom. I’m confused. 
I thought that would be more difficult. Yeah, me too. We nailed it. Half man, half bat, 
all freak. Yeah, bro. All you do is talk about titties. Burglar spotted headed towards the 
alley on street. Why is everyone No. No. Oh my god. Why? [Music] No. Why does she stay out of my 
way? [ __ ] off. What are you doing, Invisigal? I wanted her to go anyways. It’s like you said, the 
way to win this leaderboard game is to not lose, right? Yeah, that’s not what I said. I’m 
actually with her. She should be going. You said, “Oh, it’s this guy.” A, she’s cool. [ __ ] Hey, it’s a lame sword, but I like her her outfit. Why can’t I romance her? Yeah. So, the 
purple that just ran by was Lightning Struck. This is now the second time 
that you let him get away. No [ __ ]   That’s crazy. Chill out. Wait, what? Wally, 
fight. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Wait, why does she normally say cut her, but the way things are 
going, I cut the whole damn team. You need to   reset, Robbie. All Z. Why don’t they just start 
kissing each other or something? In 20 minutes, okay? That that are you are you what? All right. Who we 
cut? We have to cut someone off, right? I think as much as I hate Mr. Nipples, I don’t like the guy 
who looks like constipated poop. I don’t like him. I don’t like him. He’s ruled to me. It punched. 
He hit me. He’s naked. He’s dropping a bomb back. Ew. Anyone else think this is a waste of time? Yeah, I 
know. What are we doing? Rather be some breath. Oh no. Whoever I vote off is going to kill me. I was 
about to hit the gym to give kiss me. Kiss me. Can everybody take a seat so we can get started? Hey, 
can I get your attention, please? I would like to get started. Oh, bro. Where’s this mother? Yeah. 
Oh, looks like this [ __ ] got the power to fly. Mommy boy. Oh no. I got to be the alpha. I got 
to be the alpha. Get off. You get out of here. Get off. You [ __ ] I’m the alpha. You can ask 
one of your teammates to fill you in. And what if I don’t? Wow. It’s kind of hot. I won’t just 
kick you out of this room. I’ll kick you out   of the whole Phoenix program. You can go back to 
whatever life was so lame that you thought coming here was an improvement. Or you can step outside 
and think about what you want from. And everyone   started clapping. Why you’re here. Something 
everyone in this room should be thinking about. Yeah. Yeah. You crusty smma looking 
[ __ ] Keep walking. Boom. Get up. I thought he was behind me. Skull I’m 
sitting outside for. He’s in timeout.   He’s in the corner. got [ __ ] to 
do. I don’t have time for this. So, we getting this party started? Yeah. What’s 
this [ __ ] about? Let’s go. Come on. [ __ ] waste   my time. Let’s go. Okay. As you know, by the end 
of today, one of you will be cut from the Z Team. This is [ __ ] Yeah, you said that. Shut up. Cut 
me from a job I didn’t want in the first place.   Miss Blazer, maybe if you gave us a dispatcher who 
knew what they were doing, you wouldn’t have Bro, you look like cotton candy. You look like 
a gender reveal. Shut the [ __ ] up. Here,   you can talk to me. I wasn’t talking to you, 
[ __ ] Which weak ass superhero team reveal? [ __ ] geek squad. Doesn’t matter where I’m from, 
Cardi. See, what matters is I’m here to figure out who stays and who goes. Yeah, chill out, 
lady. Nikki Barrage, is that her name? Talking [ __ ] You hipster [ __ ] over here looking like 
Mumford [ __ ] all his son. That was funny. See, we’re just busting balls. Keep talking. You 
won’t have your tiny inbredad balls left to   bust. Ask next time or there won’t be a 
next time. See, at least this girl who’s like catty and like a jerk, it’s hilarious 
cuz she’s a celebrity. It’s funny. Like,   you know what I mean? Like I I f with her. I f 
with her. Me, you butter knife, [ __ ] Butter. Most people will look around this room and see a 
bunch of villains. No, these are my best friends. I love you guys. plain ass run-of-the-mill vanilla 
[ __ ] villains. But that’s not what I see. Cuz lucky for you, I’m not most people. Yeah, you 
got a weird ear. When I look around this room,   what I see is potential. Yeah, go there in the 
end. Unfortunately for you, it’s a curse. Cuz there isn’t a thing in the universe that goes more 
wasted than potential. And despite how common it is, no one seems to forget. Oh, dear. That’s 
what they whisper when you leave the room. Oh, so and so had so much potential, it follows you 
forever. I’m here to help you lift the curse of potential by getting you to [ __ ] do something 
with it. Yeah, like open cryptocurrency scams. You’re all Phoenix program. Any of you know 
what a phoenix is? City in Arizona. Yeah, this ball sack of America. Nah, if Florida’s the 
dick, then Louisiana’s got to be the ball sack.   just, you know, I really like this game, but 
then moments like that make me go, why are they trying so hard? Like it’s like like they make 
me laugh and then it’s like so unfunny. It’s like not everything has to be a sex joke. It’s 
like I’m watching Hell of a Boss right now. Like it’s not a bad game. It’s just sometimes I just go 
stop. It’s not funny. It’s like making me cringe. position. The phoenix is a chicken, according 
to legend, is a beautiful millennial writing.   So tired of its immortality, it tricked the 
sun god into dropping a spark on its nest to set it ablaze, burning it to [ __ ] That dog 
needs to be put down. The phoenix emerged from all of you are chickens. I got to be I got to 
be real. Like they have potential. This room   are phoenix’s and it’s obvious what that means. 
But for you dumb ones, I’ll spell it out. Bro, be nice. The phoenix symbolizes redemption. It’s 
what you’re here for. Is what connects everyone in this room. Yeah. To burn up who you were. 
To become who you were meant ass my lame ass roommate listens to. Girl, go back to holding 
your breath. No one likes you. Your breath   stink. What are you talking about? I was here 
the whole time. Your breath. Invisible genius. Remember? Great. Then you know we’re cutting 
someone and you miss hot topic sale are at the bottom of leader course topic sale have a better 
second shift. [ __ ] I need this job. What for a coupe? We all know you’ll just be I thought he 
called her poop. That’s a you idiot. The [ __ ]   a group? I’m just saying. Okay. Who would you 
guys get rid of? I think one of the characters that isn’t interesting. Like I like a lot of them 
annoy me but at least they’re relevant, you know? Like I like solar fl is kind of boring. Like I 
don’t know. I think is like the least interesting. All right, everyone. You heard the man. Get out 
there and do some stellar dispatching. You got this. All right, let’s lock in, guys. Anyone 
who disappoints me today will be shot to death. Requires protection while he does some shopping. 
My client man, protect and fend off. Police hired me 3 years ago. Oh, this win. Why you guys hold 
so strong dictator? Who shall remain nameless? Uh,   where’s defense? You’re pretty good at defending. 
Let’s see. Defense. Defense. You’re both about the same. I think I’ll go with with this guy. What? 
He just said no. What the freak is up with these [ __ ] having free? Just go. Doctor used to be 
over here. Technically, he’s a veterinarian. Is it because I put him in timeout of a pygmy 
hippo? Is he mad? These people don’t like Listen, these these none of these superheroes have dads. 
They’ve never been told no in their life before.   The freak. Hey, what’s up, bro? I What are 
you good at? You’re good at defense. We’ll we’ll build Oh, you ain’t got points. I don’t 
know why I’m even looking at you. Why am I Some [ __ ] just cut me in line at the Utopia 
concert. I’ve been here for 12 [ __ ] hours. Utopia is a hack. You can go back. Both of you. 
You guys can argue. You got super hearing and you use it to listen to a girl who knows four chords 
and can’t write a song to save her life. Say what you want. Four core years ago. Unbelievable. All 
right, let’s see how our uh our short king did. My man, that’s a success right there if I’ve ever 
seen one. Boom. All right. Well done. That right there is Phoenix material. Good job, bro. Good 
job. What is What is the three popup? Oh, yeah. I’ll give you some more defense. And then what 
else? Why is there like a pop up there? I don’t know what it’s Oh, it’s What kind of music you 
got in your heavy rotation right now? You know,   honestly, it’s a lot of scar, but I had like a 
really big techno yodelling face recently. Guys, please shut up. Dang. The line cutter pulled out 
a night. Depends. Do you like the sensation of your Oh my god. Yeah. be like, “Do you know who I 
am? I can buy her family.” Yeah, dude. Literally, because you could like buy her family. That’s 
awesome, dude. Up that charisma. Boom. What? Like, you could buy her family. Like, hit the renegade 
with that [ __ ] Step back. There’s some kind of cult recruiting outside my store. They’re creeping 
everyone out. Identify town. Disperse. Okay, so this isn’t like too much of a big issue. Um, let’s 
do You’re pretty wellrounded. You can ride with me. And then I feel like we need um intelligence. 
None of you guys are smart except for this [ __ ] I think. So, we need You know what? Girl power. 
Swift as the night. Girl power. Go scissor. Think of me while you do it. Have fun. Yeah, I know. 
Sar’s resting and he’s in scary mode. I I know. The matching jumpsuit weirdos are definitely a 
cult. Persuade them to leave. Ah, supporters of chart. Yeah, I know just what to say. I will 
have them running for the hills. No time, girl. She like that. She built like a hot cheeto. 
Emphasis on half. And then you What are you What is she even good at? Oh, wait. Your your ability 
is Wait, what’s that movie I recently watched with the half demon or the demon guy? Hellboy. 
She looks like a jumper bump of him. Um, unknown info. What’s she good at? I feel like 
since she’s kind of We need more smart people, but she’s dumb, actually. She’s kind of dumb. 
All right, you’re getting the Elon Musk brain chip. Have fun with that. You’re going to regret 
it, sweetheart. Why do I have to pop up? It says two. All right, she’s snail trailing. There’s 
a bunch of men in the basement of the gigab for some kind of fight club. I heard the screaming, 
but they need to go. There’s been fighting ever since the first chimp made a fist. You’re crazy 
if you think you can show. Maybe these two again. Some resist. Yeah, I’ll do that. Whatever you 
say, boss. I still think this is dude. Okay,   this guy is awesome. He’s so nice. 
He’s a yes man. We need more of you, bro. All you [ __ ] get out. You’re all too horny. 
requires protection at lunch with the governor of   California. Protect alike. Frick. We don’t have 
any good defenders. Please. They couldn’t pay. So, I cancelled the job. No cash. No. Go defend this 
[ __ ] I’m studing the bad guy cuz he’s scary and he’ll scare away people. The check’s clear. 
I will kill or protect as they see fit. Uh,   I thought they didn’t let us kill people around 
here. As they see fit. Oh, let’s go. Boom. Word on the street is the 
turn just relocated. Dude,   I’m so good at this game. It’s insane. Look at 
this, guys. We’re Phoenix’s. We’re Phoenix’s. We are Phoenix’s. How do I switch character? Oh, 
that’s how I do it. There we go. Okay. I’m like I’m I’m maxing out his intellect. resources. 
Tournament will be held at the refinery in 1 hour. I see it. It reverses it. Okay, that’s 
kind of cool. Anyone else got points? Nah, you guys suck except for you. Um, you’re not 
really good at anything, sweetheart. But,   um, I’ll make you, you know what? I like girls who 
can hit me. So, lock in. And then what? Come on, Robert. Send me in to compete. I’ll win so hard. 
We’ll back up every bookie in Torrance. All right, this is your moment. Wait, you’re still 
returning, bro. The freak you asking for, bro. We’re all right. Uh oh. Wait a second. 
Why? Well, officially legally. What? Your flight capable heroes need a flight license. 
Oh, wait. What? What is this? What am I doing? What am I doing? What does this do? flight 
license. Wait, I get to give them permission to fly. I don’t want to send that [ __ ] 
No, he don’t deserve anything in life. Wait, can’t he already fly? You’re You’re a bat. All right, latte to go. All right, can you stop 
resting? Go to fight club on the move. Have fun. I’ll let you do it. The SDN can be bribed. Maybe 
this whole leaderboard thing goes away. Well,   I’m teaching a Batman how to fly. Doubtful. But 
how do you think they feel about menacing? Have fun, guys. No. Desperate [ __ ] Did you pass? 
If transformed, sonar flies to car locations, greatly reducing travel time. Oh, okay. 
Cool. Cool. So, only whenever he’s in crazy, he’s in freaky mode. Client requires protection 
at the Torrance Pier. Protect and fun. All right, this guy. What’s it going to be this time? He’s 
so cute. Why does he have to be a jerk? I really like him. Um, you two go. Have fun. Let’s show 
these mole hills a mountain. Hey, Bobby. You think you could send someone? I need a corner 
man or woman, maybe coup. You want coupe? Sure. Go ahead. Uh, what? This is our 25th time. stole 
my chicken. Yeah, but who’s counted? I am. Oh. Uh, yeah, I guess so. Get on the air with the bones 
on. Bone. Friendly debate. A dude, we need these two. Wait, I’m going to wait. I want this one and 
that one. I don’t have time actually. And if SDN disagrees with me, they’re more than welcome 
to come on. You guys go scissor. Go scissor. We have eyes on the assassin. Looks like red 
ring. Shield the client. Challenge. Oh no.   Shield the client. Cuz otherwise the client’s 
going to die and we don’t get paid, right? Money is priority. Boom. Money money. Who leveled 
this [ __ ] All right, do that. There we go. Yo, Flam. Yo. about your position at the top of the 
leaderboard. Don’t think how they do. I took a little peek at your file. Apparently, you’ve 
contained more fires than anyone else on the team.   I’m like a psychic, man. I can sense where they’re 
going to be before they happen. So cute. Listen, listen. There’s a lot of potential here for 
a good housing insurance scheme. Just need   a middleman. I could be your guy. So adorable. 
Interesting. You know, if I’m ever in the market for a rat with wings, I I know where to find 
you. Oh, hold up. Hold the [ __ ] up. Punch. You and Coupe took out 12 guys in 2 minutes. 
Synergy. Back in the day, personal best was 14. Coop and Punchup are friends. What the [ __ ] 
Oh, Punchup’s got a uh special technique. Real classy stuff. Hero train. If you ask nice, I’ll 
tell you about it. If there’s someone who needs   extra hero training. Oh, is this like to level 
them up? Oh, okay. We’ll think about that then. Lightning strike spotted. Urgent care on victim 
fills the street. Apprehend quickly. I already tangled with this dick once. Send someone 
else. Who gave this be? I can fit you in. Um, apprehend quickly. All right, then. I I 
guess you’re going. Have fun. Invisig couldn’t get this guy. I’m not feeling super confident, 
honestly. Shut up. Oh my gosh, everyone’s a complainer. Are you kidding? What? You don’t do 
anything. This is why my character is a gay man. Get out. My tail’s wagging. I swear. The 
Scissoring Sisters are unstoppable. I am at the Torren bag and there’s these guys with 
masks and guns. Well, you’re dying because   she don’t want to help you and she’s the only 
one I have. So, you’re dead. Sorry, bro. Like, genuinely, you you’re dead. All right, you two 
go have fun. I’m not a humongunulous. Who the [ __ ] said that? She won’t do anything. 
Also, you are homunculus. Shut the [ __ ] up. You know what? Screw you. I’m sending this 
handsome young man. Have fun at school, big boy. in. Might just have to tell Blazer to 
cut the whole team. I wish. Time to freak some [ __ ] out. Trying to force the 
manager to open the vault. Brawl or resc Oh, do that. Trap the robber inside the 
vault because then what? What’ I do? Oh. Oh. Beep beep beep beep beep 
bop. Got it. I’m hacking. Wait. I hate my life. I did literally 
everything except that one. Ah, stop. It’s glitched. I’ve done every 
single one. What? Down, up, right. It was a misinput. Calm down. It 
was a misinput. Calm down. Speedrun. Speedrun. Watch this. I let the robbers get away. It’s fine. They 
weren’t really a problem. Might just have   to tell Blazer I caught the whole team. 
Who cares? I mean, it’s just money. Oh, is injured. He receives plus two combat. Oh, on 
a call with four slots. Punchup creates a slot exclusively for him to join. Oh, that could be 
good, too, if it’s like a really hard one. Yeah, I’ll take that. Sounds cool. Let’s do it. I gave 
him a cigar. Let’s go. Love cancer. Let’s go. Back there. Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. 
Look how good I am. It’s like we’re working. What’s the word? Hacking health. But that’s not 
bad. Got a name. We didn’t do bad. Teamwork sex thing. What kind of sex thing would that be? 
It’s not really. Okay, that’s fine. You know, I’ll text it to you. One sec. Oh, damn, 
boys. That’s some [ __ ] teamwork. All right, that wasn’t the bad, guys. That was 
fun. Invisig, where are you going? Not to play catch with her dad. Oh, she’s 
smoking. That’s fine. W lung cancer. Also, she smokes. Why would I romance her? Any girl or 
guy who smokes. Nah. Fa. The [ __ ] wrong with you? There you go. One more strike against me. You 
got to get rid of somebody, right? I’m making it easy for you. No, you’re quitting. You’re not 
making it easy for me. You’re making it easy for you. You don’t get it. Some people are born 
to be heroes. I’m not one of them. Wait, wait, wait. You’re 27. Just wasn’t meant to be. Okay. 
Bye. You’re 27. Talking about the Nama. They have hero powers. Strong out there for all to 
see. Flying through the sky. Nothing to hide. What’s your point? I have [ __ ] villain powers. 
I can turn invisible and skullk in the shadows. My powers let me steal [ __ ] people. [ __ ] 
Being a villain is my fate. You make your own destiny. Where’d you get that kung fu panda? 
Liking monkey. I think it’s in Trolls 2. Also, I love Trolls. Okay, never mind. We’re 
on a secret, guys. I love that. Wait,   wait, wait. Does she mean Trolls like the the 
DreamWorks animated film or like Trolls the Is she referencing the cartoon? Because Wait, I I’m 
so down. I can ignore all her flaws if she likes   cartoons. She referenced two cartoons. I’m so 
Guys, we need I need her. I need her. We can watch cartoons together. Okay, I’m in. I’m in. 
I’m in. You’ve already been a hero. Okay, you’re   perfect. No idea what I’m dealing with. You’re 
perfect. You’re perfect. At least you were born with powers. I don’t have [ __ ] So, according to 
your dumbass theory, I should be an accountant. Blow your smoke in my mouth. Fate. Well, we 
watch Kung Fu Panda 2 cuz it’s the best one. None of these things from being a hero before. 
And they won’t keep me from being a hero again. I don’t care. Keep talking to her. Ask her. 
Ask her her favorite DreamWorks film. No.   Go back. God, you want to talk about fate? 
That lightning struck [ __ ] that’s been on a spree is two blocks from your location. 
Maybe it’s third time’s the charm. I told   you I’m out. You really want to let this idiot 
get one over on you a third time? What makes you think it’d be any different? This could 
make a difference. The day is not done. Get   this guy and it could make a difference. 
He stole a roll of pennies out of the cash register at Granny’s. I don’t think he’s 
moving the needle. Oh, he’s about to steal   a quart of a million dollars of jewelry. 
Oh [ __ ] Respect. So go move the needle. Or are you just going to sit there and subject 
kids to secondhand smoke? Yeah. Like girl,   you should be like a little bit smarter. 
Listen, we’re all depressed. Like, girl, come on. Don’t do it. Don’t [ __ ] give 
that kid a cigarette. He’s the one I bummed it from. What’s She had me. She had 
me at She had me at She had me at Kung Fu Panda and now she’s giving drugs to kids. 
Why do people say she’s the best romance   option? She’s written by like a 16-year-old 
who’s never loved a woman before. Like, like, what the freak, man? The address. I’d 
still hit it, but like, shut the [ __ ] up. Does it matter if that’s it’s the 
kid cigarette? She’s the problem,   guys. It’s She’s a bad person. Like, actually, 
you can fix her, dude. You’re Bob the Builder. But I’d still hit it. You ain’t worried about a hero crashing the 
party? Nah. Blow that up. I feel like being in a villain. Being a villain would be hard, you 
know. Where’s your boy? [ __ ] How are How are you losing to this guy over and over? Like 
I know you’re going to beat him this time,   but like lock in. Come on. All 
right. If she takes him down, I’ll let her stay. That girl, you 
sure do you want to do this again? If she can beat this guy, I’ll let her 
stay. Invisig, are you all right? Yeah,   fine. Just help me find this [ __ ] Cuz like I 
think I’d have more sympathy if she was like 18, 19, 20. She’s 27. Like she’s like 
she’s acting like she’s 15. Like what? It’s so unattractive. I mean, the cartoon 
talk did get like I did start ovulating,   but the eggs went right right back in right after 
because she had she has one good quality and she likes cartoons. Got him. He’s at your 5:00. It’s 
not fair that you can see me, but I can’t see you. You’re spend Invisal spending more time with 
this guy than she did her real dad. Like,   great. Give me a second to tap 
into this. Oh, no. My hacking. Oh, frick. Please don’t. Okay, there’s no time 
limit this time, guys. That was insane. That was like actually disgusting. 
All right, a little more tricky. Sure,   take your time. Be quiet. Oh, wait. I thought I 
was supposed to collect that. Whoopsy doodle. Oh, [ __ ] What? What is it? Anti virus. No, it’s 
a You are. It’s a ball. E. Yeah, ball stick. Camera overwhelmed. Cool. Got it. I can see again. 
That makes one of us. So, where the hell is he? But I also still would like I 
would like kung fu panda and   chill from this camera. Let me 
try to get another one online. Get out of there. Oh, there’s a virus. Let’s go 
this way. [ __ ] you. Why is he so mad? Why is he Why you have to be that? Why you have to be that? 
Why is he so mad at the antivirus? Freak you. Why he’s so mad? That wasn’t so hard, was it? He’s heading 
your way. Girl, walk in. If you fail this, you’re booted. You’re booted. Y get up. 
Master lights. Invisal, I got a plan. [Applause] What is he doing? Why does he Why does 
he keep doing that? [Music] Got it. On the count of three, I’m going to turn on the main overhead 
lights, which should temporarily blind him,   giving you a chance to take him out. 
Block him. One, two, three. Three. Just a girl who will remember 
that. I would hope so. That’s a strong freaking necklace. 
They got quality stuff here. No   wonder they’re robbing it. That’s 
quality. Wow. I’d rob this place, too. I’m no hero. [ __ ] Now, let me try 
that again. Now you see me. Wait. Uh, she’s so quirky, guys. Lights out. Thunder. I 
like that one, though. If that one was good,   cuz I like the word cuck. I like that. That’s 
the one. If you didn’t give a kid a cigarette, said it first. I would have I would have hit 
that. Lightning thunder struck cookbook. So close. Thunder Cook kind of kind of cooked right 
there. I kind of like I kind of like that. Hey, Bangle Boy. More like bangle [ __ ] or [ __ ] 
boy. Hey, Bangle [ __ ] boy. [ __ ] you. Kiss. Kiss her. Why are those [ __ ] not being 
[ __ ] Isn’t this what you were going for? Yeah, but I didn’t think it would work. I don’t get it. 
She cuz she’s the bare. She did. She finally did   it. This one keeps the comm line one-on-one. This 
one connects to the whole team. And this one goes out to the entire branch. [ __ ] Good job. Yeah, 
you got off light. One dispatcher broadcast. Circumcision. HR nightmare. Did you mean all 
that? You really think she has a shot? Well, yeah. My fate sounded good. But yeah, everyone has 
a shot. If you were just saying what you thought   she needed to hear. She just needs to grow up. 
That’s all. Everyone has a shot. People are who they choose to. She’s just got to grow up. Visiga 
wants this. She has to commit. It’s too easy to   quit when you’re not good at something. It’s a 
steep learning curve. Kiss me. Okay. I I just I I keep trying. He’s so short. I love him. Textbook. 
Genuinely, dude. I’m really happy, dude. All the side characters are so much better than the main 
ones. I love them. So, it’s between Sonar and Coupe. What? What? No. Invisigal is still at the 
bottom of the board. Oh, the one in the bullpen. That thing updates every hour. Invisagel moved up. 
Catching light instructor. Wait, I have to get rid   of ankle boy. She was like donut shop escape. 
Slipping past a malevol bumped up the wanted levels. That’s like missing the free throw on 
purpose to get the put back. I want to keep Sar.   I like Sar better. I don’t watch football, but 
I get it. Look, I know I’m not supposed to play favorites here, but even if she was on the bottom, 
I’m not sure I’d have let you cut her. That is a good thing she’s not. Yeah. So, these two are 
now tied for last place. Yeah, Coupe has to go. Sonar’s hilarious. Sonar or Coupe? It’s your call. 
Uh, who I’m cutting, right? I’m cut. If I click this, I’m cutting Coupe, right? Uh, Sonar, on the 
other hand, is funny. So, I want to keep Sorry,   your kids are going to starve because I think 
Sonar’s funny. So, bye. I’m sorry, Coop. If I’m honest, she still feels a little I’m sorry. Yeah, 
it’s too bad. All right, I’ll get started on the paperwork. I’ll let her know. Feels important that 
I do. I’m sorry. I really like her. Uh, Robert, great work today. Is she ovulating? I saw 
that. She looked at me there. Oh yeah. I guys, I caught on to that. I’m gonna do a power move 
and make out with her boyfriend. Her ex asked you here. You would be mistaken. Oh, okay. Um well, 
I’m letting you go. You’re at the bottom. I guess all those penalties for, you know, cutting people 
added up. I’m sorry, but I cheered for Invisal. You did. I saw that. That was cool of you. I only 
did that cuz I thought she was being cut. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, wait. You’re be actually. Yeah. 
Well, she snuck past you with the last dispatch. Girl piped on. Uh, well, look at that. You 
missed. Very menacing. Well, thank you. Get out of here, you robotic chicken. [Laughter]   He’s like, “Oh, what the freak happened?” 
The dispatch situation is crazy. Yeah, baby. You accessorized. The coupe situation 
is crazy about that. Where’d you get   that coupe? She left this souvenir for 
me after I cut her. She threatening you, Robert. I know. Trying to put a positive spin 
on it. Yeah, she showed her true colors. I’ve   been doing some accessorizing myself. You get a 
new butt plug. Sorry. You spoiled the dog. Oh, he’s got a bed. You ready to go home, 
bud? Okay. I really like this old guy. Back at the bottom. Nope. Oh my god. You’re 
telling me a grown woman I can choose to be good and do thing. Oh my god. Okay, 
that’s kind of cute actually. Okay. Wait, if you didn’t give that kid the cigarette, 
I’d be so into her right now cuz she’s   starting to get cute. But I Guys, that is 
irredeemable. That’s irredeemable. Well, no. Get away from me. You smell. Lucky [ __ ] 
for you. I smelt her freaking lips before I saw her. Get the freak out. Thanks. You’re welcome. 
Go apologize to that kid for giving him cancer. All right, let’s keep going. You and 64% of 
players cut cookie out because I like the bad guy. No, absolutely. I I don’t understand why people 
are like, “But no, I don’t care that they’re   misunderstood. We’ve all been through crap. 
We’re all depressed. You It is your choice to turn to kindness. It is your choice to treat 
the world the way you wanted to be treated.   And if you don’t do that to me, I’m not going 
to match it. Sit your butt down. Your groupy stinky booty hold down. Get out. I mean, like, 
dude, get out. Not Yes. Do the 1%. Get out. Get wrecked. You suck. All of your Phoenix’s you make 
Oh, wait. Really? What did other people pick? Oh, I’m curious what they picked. Out of the five 
times the hero was sabotaged, you That’s not bad. That’s not that. That’s over half. You were 19. 
What? Only 19. You guys are cowards. My Listen, he’s probably one of my favorites, dude. 
This guy’s awesome because he’s just he’s like not really a bad guy. It’s just kind of 
like bad circumstances. He’s just, you know,   he’s doing his best, dude. He’s my man. I love 
him. You perform better than f I will take it. Honestly, guys, the bar was low. I will take this. 
I will take this. The bar is low. You activated the hero’s nice 33 times. You sent the perfect 
hero for the call two time. Let’s go. You barely succeeded. Yep. Fair enough. All right, we’ll 
do we’ll do um one more episode. Who’s railing her? Who’s railing her? Who is this? I feel 
like the [ __ ] Stop. Stop. Stop. I can smell the fish. Stop. How do I skip this? I’m cutting 
this out of YouTube. I’m cutting this out. Me? I feel like a victim. I just wanted to watch Kung 
Fu Panda 2 with her. Like I I I I sincerely just wanted to watch Kung Fu Panda and now she’s 
it’s filling in all over again. Oh fr. Guys, I Googled Docky. [ __ ] Go change your 
panties, honey. Come on, girl. Snail trailing. Oh, hey. I’m a twink. I’m a twink. And I’m 
brushing my teeth. And now I’m making some yummy coffee. Getting dressed in the morning. 
I’m a twink. Hey, I’m a twink. Twink. I’m a twink. I’m a twink. And my dog is obese. My dog 
needs to lose some weight because he’s going to have heart problems. It’s a serious problem 
in small dog breeds. Take your dog on walks. I’m a twink. How is it done? Wait, what’s happening? 
[Laughter] [Music] Wait. Wait, what’s happening? Oh, it’s porn. That’s funny. Oh my god. Yeah. Shut the freak up. At least I 
like dude like he can’t stand like that looking at me like he owned me. Coupe was a friend of his. 
They used to date. Yeah. My last girlfriend was taller than me. She used to kiss me on my forehead 
a lot. Was nice. Talking about Okay, Grandpa. Watch out for that salty little nutcracker 
[ __ ] The problem with only cutting one of them   is now you got to deal with their pissy friends 
poisoning. Nah, that’s harmless. I’ve seen boobies before. It’s harmless. Who doesn’t love an office 
prank? Me, [ __ ] Don’t even think about why I would have cut them all. Starting with that [ __ ] 
Nah, listen. She’s staring at you. Cuz she got some work to do. Because she rode on. Listen, your 
panties were dripping cuz of me. Shut the freak up a little. Hey, uh, Blaze is looking at back 
filling your open spot with Phenomen Man or Water Boy. You should think about one of them is the 
poster boy of SDN and the other guy pukes water. Oh, I like both of them. What is 
he doing? Is he depressed? Oh, yeah. He got dumped. I’ll do it. Looks rough. 
I’ll do it. because you not do that like that. Hey, I was watching that. Sorry. Looks like 
there’s no wrong answer. Well, sometimes it’s more about I want the the the superhero guy for the 
drama. The only reason anyone gave your sorry ass. It wasn’t that funny. What the freak? What is that? Let’s freaking go. Awesome. Pilot ready. We good out there. You can   talk. I can hear you. Oh, 
we good. All you Mecca man, let’s go. Assistant power. Now, I think this 
guy’s a better like HR manager than a superhero. Simple locomotion. Complex locomotion. Levels are 
stable. We on to something, bro. Oh, jumping jacks. This is going to be it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we passed the 
PE class subject. [Music] Oh no, was I Oh no, I was too good at it. I’m anemic. What happened? Roto pulse test 7 
failure. No worries. We’ll get there. Good try, Roid. What is all this stuff? Blueprints. Network 
expect me for process all the confiscated stuff cuz we don’t bought a branch for SDN. We catch all 
kind of [ __ ] work. Bro, I love the way this guy   You get the freak out. I was just about to be 
happy. He’s staring. She’s staring at my bot, bro. There’s Give me an updown. There’s not 
much to look at. Take one bad guy stuff and   use them for catch the other bad guy. There’s not 
much to look at. A lot of upgrade possibilities. We’re both built like stick bugs. You 
ever jerk off in this thing? You Wow, what a funny thing to say. Obviously you have, 
right? I should really be asking how often. Hey,   come on. I got to work on this. Wow, 
that was really funny. I have. Maybe I haven’t. What’s it to you? Just want to 
know why the buttons are sticky. What? Girl,   you didn’t even touch them. She’s joking Roy 
in her very specific offputting way that she jokes. The joke is is that the joke is funny. I 
like it. You two got one weird energy going on, huh? Did you have dream sex with me? Because 
I feel dreamy. I got work. Why does the king keep flashing black? Leaving. I could do this 
all day. That’s going to be tough cuz Blazer sent me to get you like half an hour ago. 
So girl, like why is she like ovulating? Like ma’am, stop. Well, ma’am, keep going. Blazer, sorry. 
You know what? I can come back. Oh, no. Don’t worry. I got this thing tonight, and they 
were supposed to send the dress yesterday. This isn’t why you’re here. Oh, she’s cute. It’s uh 
It’s not mine, by the way. They make me wear it, then it’s back in a bag by midnight. What is 
happening today? H What’s that? Why is that? What’s happening today? You’re going to SDN 
sponsoring a dinner gala thing. Radiant Valor, a night of triumph. Why does that sound like 
a propaganda rally there? Thank you. Yeah, it does kind of sound like some sort of fascist 
themed prom. Why is there a black belt there? Why is there building? What do you think? Looks 
good. They were making alterations all morning. Areola was showing. No cause for alarm, but a 
little bit of your uh areola is out. It’s like a slight hue shift. Oh, I don’t think I’ve heard 
something areola. She just goes, it doesn’t come off the gun, though. No, honestly, what a girl 
boss. She don’t care. How do I look? She looks cute. I’m a big fan of gloves. Is out so I might 
be getting more. Incredible. You look good. I like the gloves. But I liked the Ariel. It was It was 
nice. I was supposed to be going with him, but Oh, hey. Well, I’m here. He’s going to be making Hey, 
I’ll show my Ariel. Indeion. Wait, what the freak? Is that your car? I don’t have a car. That’s going 
to be a weird insurance claim. I’d like for you to talk to him. Me? Why me? Guy, you’ve been through 
a transition recently yourself. I think he could use some perspective. Like perspective to join 
the Z team. Chase mentioned it. Yeah. The only candidates that make sense are him or water boy. 
And at the moment, it’s close. Are adults normally this horny all the time? Because I’ve I I like I 
I can’t tell if it’s the game exaggerating or is this really Oh, what the freak? I’ve never met 
anyone like this ever. Mostly, I’d like you to get him out of the parking lot. Oh, and tell 
him to stop with the edible arrangements. He   keeps sending them, but with all melon. Oh, e. 
I’ll see what I can do. I’mma tell him I kissed her and then she broke up with him. Drama. Oh, no. 
Hey, see how this guy’s depressed? He’s not giving kids cigarettes. Man, how you doing, bud? I have 
been better. Robert Robertson, the blonde blazer and I have ended our Oh, I like the way he talks. 
Yeah, I uh I heard about that. I’m sorry. Okay, I want to be nice to him. You know, you’re lost. 
He seems like really dumb. Abrupt. One moment   we were savoring Oonie straight from the urchin. 
Next moment I’m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all its energy. You can do better 
into infinite darkness so that I never have Can I romance him? Can I be sloppy seconds again? 
Maybe then I would be free of the torment in my soul. Maybe then I could quiet my mind. I’ve had 
those days. I’ve been there. Thoughts. I’ve been there. Last time I went through a breakup. I drank 
mascala. I blacked out. When I came to, I was in a dark void, surrounded by the smell of rot. And 
I was convinced I died and turned into a I wanted to squeeze me in his pants. Turns out I passed out 
at a urinal and somebody threw me in a dumpster. Thank you for sharing that. You 
are sad enough to understand. Yeah. Someone else. Perhaps another lover could be 
the cause of all this. Maybe she met a person. An actual person. I am not a person. I just 
resemble one anatomically. Look, um, Phenomen Man, I’m only telling you this because I don’t want 
you hearing it from someone else. I kiss Blazer. Incinerate me. It’s worth noting I had no idea 
she was in a relationship. This happened while we were together. Yes, I know. Gets worse. 
I know. No, hold on. She didn’t kiss me. No, wait. She didn’t do anything wrong. I But 
she No, no, she did do wrong. You are No, no. Listen, bro. Boco. She was feeling me up. She 
had her hand on my face. She was like flirting. She was ovulating. I could smell it. And I 
took I was trying to be an alpha wolf. If   I listened to Andrew Tate and I kissed her and 
then she didn’t tell me about you. I would have told you right away, man. Bro code. And then 
she didn’t tell you that I kissed her. She’s   the problem. Bro code. Bro code. Maybe. But I 
doubt it. I I guess this is something she was thinking about for a while. I’m not that good 
of a kisser. Bro, dude, I promise. I’m telling you be because I care about you. What the [ __ ] 
I now believe that you had nothing to do with our book. I freaking love this guy. Let’s freaking 
go. It seems the velocity with which I sat up has shot shards of glass. Oh, I freaking love 
this guy. I freaking love this guy. Yay. Sex. Is he about to poop? And I wanted to be honest with him because I 
think he deserved to know because I didn’t do   it intentionally. Girl, I had a dream last 
night that we were [ __ ] What? Usually I don’t remember my dream. Was it big? Was it big? 
Was it big? Was it big? Was it big? Was it the one where I have a big dick in it? Yeah, actually 
you did. I too. It’s not accurate. So this is why you’ve been acting so weird all day. I’m doing 
that thing where I imagine being with someone,   you know, see how it feels, how it looks, 
you know, like trying on a dress. You were there. I could have been. You jealous. 
Be anywhere. You jealous. You jealous. And you chose to be here. That was wet. I I 
tried. It’s water boy. It was wet. Try not to do that. Don’t worry about it, water boy. A sound. 
Bathrooms are for [ __ ] having your first coffee, and picking shrapnel out your chest. Not forever. 
You ruined this for me. I know. What was she trying to get laid in the bathroom? The freak. 
You want like every like every herpe? No demand. Listen, I’ll be nice to Invisa Girl, 
but I’m not going to romance her.   I just I don’t I don’t like her. I 
feel like we’d be good friends, but uh I don’t want to I don’t want to I don’t want 
to tap that. I’ll watch like panda, you know, kung fu panda with her, but Bowser would not 
give cigarettes to kids. So, he has a kid. Also, I don’t think they could get lung cancer 
cuz they like breathe fire, you know? What is this conversation? Why are people getting so mad at me 
for not effing with her? Like, I the thing is I   want her to be redeemed. It’s my job. But like I 
I just don’t think she she she has a lot of work to do to be a good girlfriend, you know? You know, 
like the whole thing of you have to love yourself   and be a good person before you’ll find a healthy 
relationship. I feel like she would be a fling. Like we’d date for a month and I’d realize she’s 
horrendous and I’d move on. Uh I feel like she’s   got to fix herself before it’ll become anything 
longterm. So I’m not interested. Gosh dang it. Like I like Punto. He seems like a really like 
like loyal like cool guy. I like him. Yeah. I like him. Load heavy truck furniture. Carry belongings 
down. Oh, so I need someone really strong. Hey yo, bro, you’re pretty strong, right? Wait, what? 
This would be Vigor, right? Viggore. Yeah, you know what? Punch up. Go ahead. I’ve been 
hearing a lot about some guy named Chad. I think   he’s trying to Oh, that’s my wife’s boyfriend. 
Wasn’t there a cult of Chad? Chad? Yeah. Oh, is he tall enough to reach it, though? Oh my god. 
Hello. Is this SDN? I was driving along the coast and this guy in front of me just drove right off 
the side into the water. Oh jeez. Okay. Okay. We need fast. Whatever. She’s ovulating for me, 
so she’ll do what I say to get some. We need fast and maybe some vgore. Do me [ __ ] rocks. 
Let’s go, you guys. Well, can he swim? Oh, frick. It’s third and seven red zone and tensions have 
boiled over into a fullon fist fight. Fist. Oh, so we need someone strong. You two. Sweet ass. 
Yeah, you too. Go ahead. Confess your sins. Join the cult or send Malda. I really want the I don’t 
have Malda right now. She’s busy. So, we’re going to stop the pretend to be interested. Oh, yes. 
A celebrity. You too. Robert. Perfect. Stapler. The guy left it at your desk. Nope. I don’t see 
it. I feel like you didn’t look. I did. It took   like two seconds. I didn’t see it. Can you look 
again? Yeah. Still don’t see it, dude. [ __ ] The driver’s car isn’t responding. I just want to make 
sure it’s there. It’s a very nice stapler. Yeah,   rush them to the hospital. Right. You guys are not 
trained medically. I highly doubt you are. Yeah, I highly doubt you guys are medically trained. So, 
I got you, babe. In Yeah, Invisal and Golem. Yeah, sure. They’ll definitely be able to do CPR. 
Get the freak out. Hey, this is Jason from   Nostalgia Alley. Someone just dropped off 
a box of games with a note saying there’s a bomb inside one of Dude, open it. Can you send 
someone? Well, let’s see. We have I I want more speed. And then who else has a point? You do 
more. And then that’s it. All right. Good job, guys. All right. Search, identify, disarm. We’re 
going to have to wait a little bit. How’d we do? Good job. That’s right. Punch. Almost feels 
unfair. Almost. Wait. Uh, that. Okay. Yeah, that was good. Okay. Oh, frick. They want 
us to drink blue liquid from a chalice as   a loyalty test. Oh, yeah. Pretend to 
take a sip. Just pretend. Just go. Easy. You sure we don’t work on commission? Nope. You 
get paid in experience, little bro. Do it again. Let’s go. Bip. And then who else has a point? 
You do. Um I don’t really You’re kind of just like the middle the middle person. Apparently you 
can heal people at some point. Let’s uh What do we not have a lot of? I feel like we don’t have 
a lot of Let’s I’ll make you a little stronger. I like girls who can hit me. Have fun. Half 
man, half bat, half freak. How’ you do the nice What’s funnier? 69 or 6 67. 
Oh, you leveled up, flamboy, watch me burn. Uh, search identify. All 
right, let’s let them return and rest. Where the hell did you go? Job’s not finished. 
Dude, we need you to bring everything up to our   new place. Unload heavy. Oh, this guy. And I’d 
like to wait for them to rest. Maybe one more person would be nice, but I don’t think we have 
time. Yeah, we’re running up. Um, I guess just someone need a bit and then search identify 
and then both you can go. Let’s go. Have fun. We need you to send somebody else. This is 
too much. One of my teachers called out.   We’re going to have to make do. Teach defense 
guards and grapples. Sparring. Fired his ass. You’re smart. Oh, you’re super strong. Right. 
If you hadn’t cut when assigned to a call, prison duplicates the hero to her left. 
Noted. You just hang in there a little   longer. Let’s do that. That’s kind of 
cool. Which game is hiding the bomb? man bomber cuz it’s got the word bomb in it. Jasper’s 2.5D adventure to the return. Man bomber once again the the wolves in sense was a great game. It makes 
you feel like, “All right,   we found the bomb.” Don’t 
destroy it, bro. Deactivate it. Boom. You guys disappoint me. Dumb and dumb. Just 
like, “Wow, that’s what I did to you last night, Invisal. That’s what I bombed you. Remember 
you were there?” Hey, Ray here. We got for you. Mind coming down and doing some demo? All right. 
Yeah. You guys uh you guys go have fun with that. Whoa. All right, we’re going to 
wait for uh you [ __ ] to stop   flicking your beans and get ready to to go out. Oh, that’s all right. Listen, punch up. We all 
have bad days. Come on. Come on. Come on. It’s okay, bro. That’s not your fault. [ __ ] There’s 
been talk about Coup’s old crew being back in town. Oh, I think she might have gone back to 
them after you cut her. Track down rumors. Coup   switching up on us. Shut your hole. I know you’re 
both injured, but I don’t care. This is a very unfortunate coincidence. I don’t care. You’re 
an unfortunate coincidence. Shut the freak up. [Music] You guys are disappointing me. There’s no way we fail this. Well, 
95. Wow. Keep it up. Let’s go, guys. All right. I want to give you Charisma. I 
want to give you You got to keep getting smarter. Yeah. Intelligence. Everybody should step back. 
Why the freak you keep saying that? Shut up. Bob, I think this is my last. Yeah. No, this is 
not going to make it. Interesting. Done for the   day. Well, someone’s got to go check on Coupe. 
Yeah, that’s okay, dude. She’s your She’s your ex. I get it. You still care about her. Don’t 
worry about it, bro. I respect you. Have a   good day. Thank you for letting me know. Look how 
good I am at being a boss. They love me. We need backup at the mall. Dozens of youths just started 
rushing us and looting the shops. Don’t you worry, Mr. Robertson. I’m on it. All right, Bobby. 
Buddy, you made an excellent Why does Rachel, what is this? Oh, this is where you get 
like a a new skill. I use her a lot. So,   let’s do this. I want to do that. Nice. All 
right. I want to wait for I want to Someone said she could heal. I don’t know how, but 
I want to see if we can figure it out. Okay. Prism’s dup duplicated illusions now have the 
full stats. Oh, when a call is about to expire,   Prism creates an illusion that keeps the 
call. Nah, that’s that’s weak. I’ll do this. That’s pretty good. He’s a mind readader. She has X-ray 
vision. Together, they are the ultimate invasion of privacy. I did not 
ask. Oh, sorry. Is this SDN? We need help. Hey, is that my homie right there? Will she heal 
that? Heck yeah, it is. Of course you two are friends. Disgusting. Disgusting. All right, let’s 
go. Oh, it’s the Okay, it healed him. Good. Heals one hero when sent on the call together. Cool. 
Okay, that’s awesome. She’s a good character. Attacked. All right, we’ll need to wait a little 
bit. Awesome. Can I have it? I know you’re not really a protector, but uh go queen. Robert, you 
were the last one to see my stapler. Which movie theater should be searched first? I don’t think 
that’s true. You’re the last suspect. Why would   I need to steal your stapler? I already have a 
stapler. This one’s clear. Standing alive. Now you have two staplers. The bombs in the Standing 
Alive theater somewhere in the air conditioning vents. Activate the AC. Does that work? Can 
you freeze a bomb? Is that thing? I am going to assume it is not. My bad. Oh my gosh. It’s 
a tragedy, guys. It’s a freaking tragedy. Oh, I boom. Why does she keep doing that? 
Sure, I failed, but in my defense,   I didn’t try that hard to succeed. Then why 
did you ask to go, [ __ ] Half bat all freak. They need more voice lines. I’m sick of him 
saying that. Is she dead? Did they die? Oh frick. I think they died. Just immediately 
the argument. Oh, I’ll get to the bottom of this [ __ ] I killed them. I’m stacking mad 
dubs today, baby. They’re murdered. Why is he like looking like he just chewed five gum? The 
freak was that? We tried to do it ourselves, but then I remembered my motto in life. Why 
do it when you can make someone else do it   for you? Oh. Oh, but you’re not smart right now. 
You’re dumb. Oh gosh. All you guys are dumb. Ah. All right. You should have backup plan. Yeah, 
you’re going to fail. Have fun with that one.   Rock climbers. Have fun with that one. It’s time 
for Phil’s walk. What? No. Phil’s my dog. Oh, dude. You want someone strong? Here you go. Have 
fun with that. Phenomen still on the 405. Just passing. Have fun with that. Gone from shaking 
his fist at cars to sadly directing traffic. Well, at least he’s putting his newfound pain to 
use. I had no idea Blazer was waiting. Is that surprising? I’m just impressed. Didn’t 
think she had Never mind. Perfect. Good job.   Shouldn’t be so quick. He was the alpha dog 
walked. You sound just like her. You calling me a heartbreaker? There’s You failed this 
one. There’s no way. I just threw you away.   I don’t respect you, Golem. Yep, we knew that you 
were you were doomed to conception. Almost had it that you look like you used too many topical 
steroids when you got psoriasis and now your   skin has become a husk of what it used to be. Get 
out. Where was it? I left it in the locker at the gym. I have a lot of follow-up questions, but I 
don’t care about the answers. Hey, it’s Jerry from Comic Pug. We got a gift of some replicas, but 
with all the bomb threats going on, we just want to be sure. Do that. Oh, dope. Is that a new gas 
station? Dude, why do you care? Level always me. All right. Which Mega Man contains the bomb? Blue. Fine. Amazon Prime. It was the Mini Mechup Man 
Prime. It’s flying around the shop and blasting. Stop it. Jump on it. Hit it with all you’ve 
got. Jump on it and remove its controls. Yeah. Oh, I um I [ __ ] meant Everyone is dead. Thank 
[ __ ] Great. She’s my favorite. Spicy water. That’s not that bad. Progress is progress. 
We went up. We went up. I I cannot wait to   say it. I did horrible. It’s going to be 
like you were better than 4% of players. Are you eating a chocolate with a fruit basket? 
Dude, I love this kid. Still working on that. H. Aren’t these the best? I I love the green. Of 
course you love melons. The green do. All yours. Take the whole thing if you want. Awesome. My 
lucky day. I I know what’s for lunch or dinner. He’s adorable, man. Much love, man. Go squirt in 
the bathroom some more. Yeah, for interrupting your um meeting with Invisa. Oh, god damn it. 
You threw my noodles away. My initials were literally on the box and everything. [ __ ] I 
don’t read things. Sometimes it’s different, like a logo. But it’s probably still good. Be 
nice to him. What the [ __ ] trash noodles? Hey, what are you doing? Whatever. It was an 
accident. Just aim your dick up and water   piss it off. That’s not you. That’s funny. 
I’m going to go rinse off. At least you have melons. How would you like to have to walk 
around work the rest of the day with [ __ ]   all over you? I don’t know. I don’t think about 
that cuz it won’t happen cuz I’m not a [ __ ] idiot food throw. Swap food on him right now. You 
don’t have to be a bully about it. You want this   in your report? Is he going to snitch on me? Yep. 
This [ __ ] Yeah, they’re just being a soft [ __ ] about it. Bully. How am I being a protein shake? 
That’ll be like more gunky. It’ll get this hair. If it’s in my hair. One flab, one cup. I’m 
going to [ __ ] kill. It’s in your hair,   buddy. Well, I got bad news for 
you. Hey, Robert. Could you Oh, you had a little accident in here. What 
happened here? I don’t want to be a snitch,   but Flambe accidentally made a mess. Really? Yes. 
Well, you should probably go get cleaned up. Then, you know, accident or not, wipe up this mess 
you made. Yeah. Get out of here. Yes. Yeah. Get out. Your pants too tight. I can see both 
your balls. Whatever that was. Listen, Robert. Anyway, you talk to Chase. Who’s it 
going to be? Phenomen Man or Water Boy? I like phenomenally options. At least funny. 
No. Yeah, obviously we can revisit it, but Water Boy is already a trainee. Sort of. 
And you already know Phenomen Man got cut by DTLA. Thanks for getting him out of the parking 
lot, by the way. It might also help to get, you know, an actual good person 
on your team. I like Water Boy,   but he’s happy doing what he does. Phenomen is 
funny. Issues. And also the drama. Phenomen. I guess I would tell her I kissed him. I’m worried 
he has too much time to think right now. Yeah, I feel the same way. A distraction. He’s 
funny. I I think he’s funny. It won’t. And   he’s actually a nice guy. I’m surprised hanging 
around. I mean, he’s already hanging around, so he may as well be doing some good instead of 
moping around the parking lot crushing cars. You make a good point. I’ll let him know. You’ll 
see him in the roster for your next dispatch. Thank you. And he’s nice. I thought he was going 
to be a jerk, but no, he’s actually a nice guy. [Music] I hope Invisible doesn’t like grab 
my butt. Oh, a moment of your time. How do you move so quietly? I float. Are you so 
cute? If it would make you more comfortable, I could remove my clothes. Yes. Yes, it 
would. I feel so much more comfortable.   Okay. If this is about picking you for Z Team 
wasn’t even a hard decision. Thank you. You’re welcome. You’re a legend. You’re welcome. 
I should be out doing good. But to do good human person would say, “Yeah, I’m 
sure some human person would say   he’s like sweet. He’s like like he’s 
a ho.” Of gratitude seems to have reopened your chest wounds. It’s fine. 
I really like him. Like he’s adorable. Please still tell me he turns evil or 
something. Concussed. You’re concussed. [Music] But I really like water boy, 
too. I’m over this gameplay, bro. Oh, and everyone’s still injured. Team, we 
appreciate you doing your best last shift   under the circumstances. But we are here to help. 
More specifically, Phenomenan is here to help. Oh, he looks like a depressed puppy behind my head. 
Is this a controversial opinion? The game play is   like fun for like 10 minutes and then I’m like, 
“Okay, like I just want to go like do the actual fun stuff.” Like the the g the g the the animation 
stuff is like the best part of this whole game.   This just is like a chore. I’m bored. I don’t want 
to do this anymore. This is a joke, right? Really? This guy. Didn’t he also get fired? Yeah. Listen, 
I know things have been difficult for him, but Robert and I believe he will make a great addition 
to the team. Difficult because you dumped him. Stop giving the [ __ ] on the child is correct. 
It has indeed been difficult since the ending of my relationship with blonde blazer. But any 
opportunity to see her again will make every Ah, you’re cooked, bro. You’re cooked if 
you’re thinking like that. I think   you got it backwards, bro. Yeah, it 
don’t work that way, boy. Trust me. All right. We have reason to believe that Mr. 
Vander Stank’s life will be in danger at a meeting   today. I’m going to heal these guy. Okay, so if I 
send three people, Hold up. How does it work? Um, one heroin sent in a call together. So, it doesn’t 
have to group be a group of three. It could be a group of just her and two people. So, we can do 
quickly protect and capture. So, let’s do this. Okay, let’s do that. And she’ll heal down here. 
Yeah, I know a shortcut for this guy’s backyard. Oh, what’s this? Wow, these 
one-on- ones training out. I   think I could make this training a 
regular thing. Let’s do this guy. After success, Flai also 
reduces call completion and   travel time. It after two successes, 
Fli fails a third. He is found. What is that? Horrible. Succeeding twice 
will set for based combat mobility to max and remove and removes rest time after I 
fill. What? Wait, I don’t like either of the what? Nah, sure. I’ll do a gamble. Let’s go. I just got to never fail. Easy, 
bro. Easy, bro. Hey. Boom. [Music] Sick. Good job, guys. All right, let’s let 
this guy rest and then I got lots of healing to do. So, let’s send her a bunch to heal these guys. 
We’ll get this one. Hey, so we’re a little down on new subscribers this month. Oh, girl, I got 
you. Spare hero to do some repair. Go. I got you,   queen. Nope. Budget cuts. Well, then how the 
[ __ ] are we supposed to do this? I got you, queen. Charming them with your winning 
personality. Grandpa didn’t show you the sweeter   side of ex-girl. What? I said I thought that’s 
ex-girlfriend. Send charming and good-looking. Oh, phenomen. I am not ready to love anyone at 
this moment in time, let alone a civilian. All right. Find me intimidating. Fair enough. 
Fair enough. All right. All right. Fair   enough. Freaking prison is needed for everything 
right now. Dang it. But she’s better here. Um, I’ve got a great opportunity to show the sweeter 
side of your ex-criminal crew at SDN. Yeah, I got to talk. I went with Emily last season. 
Colise think any of you [ __ ] are attractive. Ah, you can go. Wait though, if you 
fail, you like die or something. So,   uh, I am not ready to anyone at this 
moment in time, let alone a civilian. God, you’re all ugly. You know what? Fine. Let’s 
g Let’s Let’s gamble. Wait, why aren’t you   popping it up, little punch man? All right, 
you go. You’re attractive. You look good, kid. You look good. Gas station would be pretty 
chill. I [ __ ] with a pet store. Yeah, right. You hate pets. I with bad attitude. What pets have 
good attitudes? Snakes. Yeah, but snakes are nice. That is true. Snakes. Snakes are actually very 
chill. Speaking of pets, I have recently learned of the American opossum. I find it fascinating how 
it carries its children on its back much like a bus. True. What are you even talking about, dude? 
Nasty. The nomin. I see. But oh, he was so excited to talk about his pawsome. It’s time to meet the 
civilians. What’s a good first impression? Oh, dude. Wait, no. This is for him, right? Oh, flex 
your muscles. Flex your muscles. You a buff guy. Hey, he’s so attractive. Let’s freaking 
go. get stronger. Yeah. All right. Now, we need to focus on healing people. The hero 
to put on a show. We need Terrace the turtle to beat someone up first. Fight. Make it 
look convincing. But pull your So maybe Oh my. Oh, and no. I need to heal. Can I heal 
his broken heart? Terrifying. Right back at you,   mate. Wait. Heal this guy. But please don’t fail. 
Please don’t fail. You are about to feel so much better if if he’s going to get shot to death. 
Do not mess with me. We’ve tracked down the assassin’s temporary base of operations. Oh, 
okay. So, we couldn’t get past her security. We depressed. Security doesn’t mean we give 
up no matter who their target is. Robert, take your time, King. You got dump. Take your 
time, King. You got depressed. Take your time,   bro. power staining the super exacerbation. 
Oh, I feel bad for Lauren. Please don’t lose, guys. Blazer dumped you. All right, that’s enough. 
You said you wanted help and I got you one of the   best heroes at SDM. The best at pissing everyone 
off. Yeah. Yeah. The best at crying. I want her to be strong. Yeah. Get out of your systems. He’s 
not going anywhere. No. I love this guy. I love him. He’s got to rest for 45 seconds. How selfish. 
I’m like an Amazon. It’s like an Amazon warehouse. You’re getting no breaks. Okay. Take down and 
identify. So, we got to be smart and we got to be   strong. So, smart and strong. Not you. You are a 
disappointment to the world and you’re depressed. We need You’re not smart. Just stupid. You’re 
smart. Okay. And let let’s rest a little. Rest a little. Hello, dispatcher. Oh, that’s the wrong 
one. Would you like to play a little game perhaps?   E. Who the freak is that? A brain teaser. Why 
does he sound like he’s tickling my balls? I’ll take you. And you? His name is Brain Teaser. Wait, 
can I do I have enough time to wait? I didn’t. No, I don’t. I don’t. No. I was thinking if we could 
rest her, but we’ll do you two. You two go have fun. Go have fun. Did I mention I went to Harvard? 
Capture small mini baby kaiju. Maybe little, but it’s strong. Oh, I see. Or I could also just 
track you down. L can bring in the brain teaser for questioning. Don’t let your guard down. So 
maybe you Yeah, I follow and stop being depressed. You know what? You two have fun. Somebody’s about 
to be I don’t care. Just go. And it’s not me. Hello. There’s a tired us. Oh, time to cheer up 
and persuade. Oh, girl, you’re perfect for that. with stand the beer bottles and Oh, so we also 
need this. You know what? You guys go scissor. Have fun. Have fun. Go scissor. All right. The 
nominee is almost undepressed. How’d you do, king? That’s not bad. Okay. Yeah. [ __ ] around. 
All right. Ew. Ew. Oh, he’s like got like a ball sack when it’s cold. Ripped for her pleasure on 
fuego. Fuego. [Music] Hey, so there’s a mini no baby tiny on the beach. Well, this one’s going 
to fail, dude. Pretty cute. Where is it from? You’re the only one I have available. Yeah, have 
fun with that one. Fellow heroes. Have fun with that. Malfunctioning. Can anyone hear me? Really? 
Go. You died. Oh, dude. They taxodormed him. All right. Phenomenon M&M is back. Yeah. Yeah. 
This guy is so cooked. This guy is so cooked. Looks like it wants to play. Oh, 
adopt it. Oh, dang. That’s a baby right there. I know what I got to do. 
Oh, wait. I kind of f off. No new. Okay, go. You were growing on me. I freaking All 
right. That was cute. That was cute. You’re growing on me. That was adorable. Please. Let’s 
go. Lesbians, let’s freaking go. Okay. Yeah, dude. Prism is my favorite. But I wasn’t 
thought of. Wait, we did really good. Wow. Not only did you cut one of 
their dumb [ __ ] criminal buddies,   you’re also forcing them to work with one of 
the greatest heroes of all time. I was going to say sad sack son of a [ __ ] but yeah, let’s 
go with yours. Yeah, let’s go with mine. Two twinks hanging out six feet apart cuz they’re not 
gay. Unless love you too. Don’t [ __ ] this up. N I like the old guy. He cusses 
every 3 seconds. It amuses me. What? What? Oh [ __ ] Daddy, I don’t 
love you. Did he bite your ear? Is that a moon ball? Where’s Matt? 
Oh, dude. I I have a rolly chair, too. I rolled the floor. [Music] Hey, Mom. Hey, 
honey. Ah, see that wasn’t you as a kid. Yeah, you didn’t have that. But see how 
you chose to be a good person. See,   that’s why I don’t have as much respect 
cuz you you chose to be a nice guy. You got daddy issues, but you weaponized 
them in attack mode, in defense mode. What a good dog. It’s a shame he can’t find the   ball you just threw. And he was put 
down off camera. That’s a shame. Please close the effing door. Earlier that 
day, Blazer and I had breakfast at the rim of an active volcano. That’s so sad. 
And we made love. I don’t need to hear your sex stories. We never had intercourse. My 
alien genitals were not compatible with hers. It’s cool. I could handle it. Call me. Why 
is that cool? It’s uh It’s not. What were you saying? What’s this penis look like? It’s the 
only thing I was passionate about. her voice,   her eyes, her disposition, her whole of her 
remarkable corporeal form. That’s not healthy. I don’t think that’s healthy. Yeah, cuz it’s 
okay to love in the world. So, more no. Well, maybe that’s not my point. All I’m saying is 
what you need to do is find the next thing for you to be passionate about. Yeah. Cuz 
it’s out there. You’ll be okay. Thank you. I wish to make a love to you again. Please. 
Yes. Though this time I will avoid squeezing the blood out of you. Yeah, I freaking love 
this guy. I freaking love him. He’s the best   character in the game. He’s so like a good 
person. He’s dumb and a good I love him, bro. Screw Blind Blazer and Invisib. Can I date 
him? Make the main character gay. He’s so sweet. What you watching? I do like water. You’re still 
on the clock. Didn’t peg you as a romcom fan. She’s going to make a joke about pegging. 
You shouldn’t be pegging me with anything,   Robert. That’s extremely inappropriate. There 
you go. Especially since I’m usually the pegger. Yeah. Uh-huh. Noted. Well, tell me how it 
is. I wanted to see that one. There’s still at least 20 minutes of trailers. I always 
forget what I’m watching by the time. Dude,   I love movie trailers, though. You going solo? 
I’m a loner, Robbie. A rebel. That and I feel bad asking people to pay when I’m just going to 
sneak in. Fair enough. The only lane thing is I   can’t get snacks. Floating. You put them in your 
jacket. You tend to draw a lot of attention. Oh, wait. Does the food show through? 
I miss Wait, why do the clothes go   invisible but not something you put in the 
clothes? H. Is it like special material? What did that say? I was I was Oh, oh my 
god. No, I Oh my god. Like I I’m really struggling because I don’t want to romance 
her. I mean, I I’ll do it. Dinner with Oh,   or movie with Invisal. Ah, I can’t afford 
movie fees. Sorry, I’m poor. Maybe Blazer will pay for dinner. [Music] She didn’t ask 
me if she tomorrow. No spoilers. Yep. Have No, asked. I mean, maybe if you’d like, I don’t know, 
been this been nice, I would have should have. [Music]   Too much coffee? I want to be either her friends. 
I don’t really want to romance blonde. I don’t sure. What’s up? This isn’t what I look like. 
What? I don’t totally know what you mean, but Okay. What? The powers make me uh It doesn’t 
matter. I’m just going to show you. Are you with that? Yeah. Yeah. I uh have absolutely no 
judge, baby girl’s about to happen. So,   this is very exciting. Temper your 
expectations. I don’t judge. It’s okay. Oh, is it the necklace that gives you the power? Oh, is it going to be cool? Are you like 
a lizard or something? Oh my god,   she’s in a microwave. She’s spinning. Is it? What is she? I’m so intrigued. What is she? What? The only difference? Wait, wait, 
wait. So, that whole transformation was   that she has brown hair? It’s just brown hair. 
I I’m sorry. You’re disappointed. It What? Are you Are you kidding? I can’t tell if Are 
you Yeah. Like what the freak is up with   this woman? That’s a big difference. Who 
is that? And a brunette. Come on. It’s Oh, she’s shorter. Okay, maybe if I wasn’t 
called so self-conscious about it. People have expectations and they never meet me 
first. Wendle, this feels the superhero. No, I don’t think this is a good moment to kiss 
to live up to. Why do you care what I No, that was a weird moment to kiss. I like you and I 
think you like me. I just wanted to weird moment to kiss. Hey, I’m Mandy. And her name is Mandy. 
Oh, we got to go. Nice to meet you, Mandy. Like, I’m thinking I Carly Mandy. I’m scared. Would you 
like to have dinner with me, Robert? I would. This   is such a sweet gesture. I will entertain it, but 
I’m not hitting it out of respect to phenomen. You fancy? Well, it’s all Michelin stars when 
you’re on a date with Oh, so this is What is that like sponsor that sends you food to cook with? 
It is. It is. Did you know that the Michelin   star ratings were created by the tire company? I 
recognize HelloFresh ratings to restaurants away from the cities to get people to drive more and 
buy new tires. I’m both in shock and really unsure what to do with I thought she had a mole on her 
boobs. I got coffee. I got crumbs on my bottom. Why is he here so late? I worry the answer might 
be sad. You got nothing else to do. You’re allowed to go home, right? I like him. I’m not running 
a sweat shop. Hey, water boy. Go home. He’s so cute. What does he think that I could possibly be 
saying that would that would make him keep going? You sure you don’t miss the blonde? Look, 
you actually prefer brunette. So this Oh, that’s sweet. Yeah, I actually came here tonight 
to ask you to dye your hair. What a coincidence, man. Wow, that’s crazy. Can I make a s Can I make   a sandwich? And can I be the meat with 
with Phenomenon and and Black Laser? P. I’m getting laid. I’m getting laid. 
Now I’m getting laid. I’m getting getting laid. I’m getting laid. 
I’m getting laid. Find a clitoris. Getting laid. I’m getting laid. And 
finding the clitoris. Getting away.

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